anonymous asked:

Can I have a link to your vampire and werewolf Seb??

Under the Influence (Lassie/AlphaWerewolf!Seb x Reader)* - A moody Lassie is given a concoction by the Fairy King to soothe his nerves, and he has his eye set on enjoying it with you.

Caged Heat (Lassie/AlphaWerewolf!Seb x Reader)* - Sometimes the only way to shut up Batsy, the cheeky vampire, is to preoccupy his mouth.  When you do this in front of Lassie and his whole pack, a flare of jealousy has him reminding you just who the Alpha is.

A Little Taste of Heaven (Batsy/Vampire!Seb x Reader)* - In the evening, after your dominating tryst with Lassie, Batsy stops by your room to show you some sweet admiration.

These are all smut by the way.  There’s also a merman Seb that is not smut at all.

anonymous asked:

I licked a bathbomb and it tasted like chemicals and soap and honestly idk why I expected anything else?? don't judge me I'm poor so it's the first bathbomb I've ever come in contact with completely random question do you think mike faist still has his cap from the obc of newsies

1.) yeah bathbombs really don’t taste amazing but they smell like heaven 🙏🙏 2.) Mike better still have his cap

anonymous asked:

trans yuri hc: yuri gets super wet super quickly and it's actually kind of ridiculous? like all beka has to do is put his hand on yuri's upper thigh or give him a kiss on the neck and he's already dripping wet. yuri thinks it's so embarrassing but beka can't get enough. honestly he'll tease yuri until he's soaking through his pants just to be able to see (and taste) the mess his baby makes

this is all i’ve ever wanted in life

god damn!! yes!! i can’t put into words how much i adore this??

fuck, beka’s favorite place is in-between his baby’s thighs. his baby boy tastes like heaven and beka can’t get enough.

beka will tease his baby boy for hours, make him beg for it. (even though beka is begging, too. he might even want it more than yuri. but he loves to tease.) he’ll put his hand on his baby’s thigh, kiss his neck, squeeze his ass. but yuri’s favorite and least favorite all in one? when beka slips his hand beneath his boxers and traces circles around his clit for only a few seconds before pulling his fingers out and sucking.

You can find love anywhere, but the love I found with him was the most illogical thing I’ve ever seen. He teases me, he challenges me, he pisses me off, and somehow I can’t even consider the idea of leaving him. The only thing I can do is love him. But I found a passionate lover in him. His kisses taste like heaven, his touches make me feel loved, his smiles are the brightest when we are together. I guess that illogical can be good sometimes.
—  Excerpt from a book I will never write #1196 // he doesn’t care about logic at all
A quiet breakfast of green goo in the castle, when suddenly...

Lance: Bacon.
Coran: What?
Lance: I miss bacon
[Hunk begins to sob.]
Pidge: Dammit, Lance
Shiro: Language, Pidge!
Allura: Who is bacon?
Keith: No, bacon is a food.
Hunk: A glorious amazing and delicious food that tastes like heaven!!
Shiro: Hunk stop crying. You’ll be okay.
Hunk: I can’t help it! I

pisces have a taste for aesthetic and typically have a great eye for style and design. spectacular designers like alexander mcqueen, franco moshino, and eva herzigova were born under a pisces sun. there is a rich creative spirit in pisces that is captivated by colours, especially ocean colours and purples, blacks, and sounds, like sounds that make their heart soar like stairway to heaven, and taste, Jupiter rules Pisces and a lot of Pisceans appreciate international cuisine.

I was doing another watch-through of last night’s episode when I noticed something peculiar. As we know, at the end, during the pizza party, they were drinking….. Kingdom beer, as we see here.

Beer and pizza, aw yeah.

But during the transition from the bunker’s main room to the kitchen, something interesting happened. 

The back of the bottle reads “A Taste of Heaven”, and we have it transposed directly over Cas… with Dean’s hand in the shot reaching for it, and it looks almost like it’s reaching for Cas. His hand fits into the shot perfectly.

I know this is a little farfetched, but frankly I’m too excited to care.

Cas is a taste of Heaven that Dean is reaching for.

Tastes Like Heaven

Written for Kari’s Christmas Quickie Challenge @thing-you-do-with-that-thing. I choose Dean x Reader with the song “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas.” Hope you like this one! 

Word Count: 2040

Warnings: Language, smut, a little fluff and Dean eating pie (yeah, it really is a valid warning), oral sex (male and female receiving)

Aesthetic made the lovely and talented @thing-you-do-with-that-thing! Thank you so much! It is beyond perfect!

Dean Winchester had rescued you and your stranded car about six months ago. He owned the only auto shop in town and when you called for an emergency tow, color yourself happy, surprised and more than a little turned on, when this hunk and his dazzling green eyes showed up. You had been expecting a guy named Tiny who was anything but. But what you got was this, this, guy with a body built for manual labor and lips built for sin.

It was no surprise to you, when he told you that the repairs would take a little longer than he anticipated, that you were secretly glad. It gave you an excuse to stop by his shop every day to check on the progress and see him leaning over your hood, covered in sweat and grease.

One week later, your car was done and although you were relieved to have your ride back, you were disappointed that you wouldn’t be able to see Dean anymore. So you decided to do what you do best. Be bold and make the first move.

“Winchester Brothers?”

I would know that voice anywhere. “Dean? It’s Y/F/N Y/L/N.”

“Um-ah-hi Y/N. How’s your car running? Is everything okay?” He sounded nervous as fuck.

“Hi, Dean. It’s running great, purring like a kitten. I was wondering if you would like to have dinner with me tomorrow night?’

“Yes!” he yelled into the phone, a little excited. He paused, then answered, slightly more chill than before. “Um, yeah, sure, Y/N. I would like to have dinner with you tomorrow.”

“Great! You’ve got my info. See you at seven.” I blurted out.

“Seven sounds great, Y/N! See you tomorrow.” I hung up the phone and did a little dance.

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Good Omens Sentence Starters
  • "Don't think of it as dying, think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush."
  • “The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do.”
  • “All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.”
  • “You don't have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right.”
  • "What he did was put the fear of God into them."
  • "Heaven has no taste, and not one single sushi restaurant."
  • “People couldn't become truly holy, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.”
  • “Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.”
  • “If you sit down and think about it sensibly, you come up with some very funny ideas."
  • "I mean, maybe you just want to see how it all turns out."
  • "Maybe it's all part of a great big ineffable plan. All of it. You, me, him, everything."
  • "You start thinking: it can't be a great cosmic game of chess, it has to be just very complicated Solitaire.”
  • “It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.”
  • “Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”
  • “Why are we talking about this good and evil? They're just names for sides. We know that.”
  • “Loyalty was a great thing, but no lieutenants should be forced to choose between their leader and a circus with elephants."
  • “I feel like I am involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell me the rules, and who smiles all the time.”
  • “If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.”
  • “But that's how it goes; you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you.”
  • “Overexcited? No! I'm getting very calmly worried that someone might shoot me!"
  • “Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You. Kill or Be Killed. Either Shit or Get Out of the Kitchen. Survival of the Fittest. Make My Day.”
  • “It was nice to think that mankind made a distinction between blowing their planet to bits by accident and doing it by design.”
  • "I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next."
She left me with a taste of heaven
A fingerprint of benevolence
And even if she is gone
I know she continues to leave her
Delicate, arcane marks on others
It be selfish to keep an angel
But I will continue to cherish and savor
The touch of gold she left in me
—  Elianett Gonzalez