One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

Excuses 💐

A/N: This is a part II of Braids. Please please please read that first so you may understand the intimacy of their close friendship. I really hope you all like it - please send me your feedback here. Thank you, love you, and happy reading :)

Harry doesn’t remember the last time he felt this giddy.

He thinks it was the time you had finally agreed to see him perform, and he had found a bouquet of flowers in his dressing room with a small card that read “If you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion”. There was no signature on the card, but he immediately recognized your scribbled handwriting. He had worn a grin for the rest of the night, feeling utterly enamoured by your silent act of kindness, wondering how someone with that much heart fell into his crazy life.

Now that he was thinking about it, he had always been showered by your good nature. It was what had attracted him to you in the first place. Your gentle personality had the ability to touch others in a way that made them feel like the most important person on the earth. And now that Harry’s watched your kindness spread through the hearts of the ones he loved most, he promised himself to finally be honest with you … even if it meant crossing the blurred lines of your close friendship.  

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tropes i’m really fucking tired of:

-fat character really loves food (more than the norm, everyone else eats normally-did i mention they’re a disgusting mess while eating?)

-black sidekick/companion who is actually very likeable (much more so than the protagonist), but whose characterization is lacking/underdeveloped

-loud and wild (heavily coded autistic/adhd/etc) characters that everyone treats as annoying/a joke

-strong woman protagonist that has expressed the “don’t need no man” sentiment, but still somehow ends up with a man

Wicked Lyric Meme
  • "Isn't it nice to know that good will conquer evil?"
  • "No one mourns the wicked."
  • "The good man scorns the wicked."
  • "Goodness knows, the wickeds lives are only."
  • "Goodness knows, the wicked die alone."
  • "Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?"
  • "Have another drink, my dark eyed beauty."
  • "Woe to those who spurn what goodness they are shown."
  • "Many years I have waited for a gift like yours to appear."
  • "My future is unlimited."
  • "What is this feeling so sudden and new?"
  • "Let's just say, I loathe it all."
  • "Every little trait, however small, makes my very flesh begin to crawl."
  • "There's a strange exhilaration in such total detestation."
  • "I will be loathing you my whole life long."
  • "These things are sent to try us."
  • "The trouble with school is they always try to teach the wrong lesson."
  • "Life's more painless for the brainless."
  • "It's just life, so keep dancing through."
  • "Life is fraughtless for the thoughtless."
  • "Those who don't try never look foolish."
  • "I hope you'll save at least one dance for me. I'll be right there. Waiting. All night."
  • "It's clear we deserve each other."
  • "Finally for this one night, I'm about to have a fun night."
  • "Black is this year's pink."
  • "I've got something to confess. A reason, well, why I asked you here tonight."
  • "We deserve each other. Don't we?"
  • "I've decided to make you my new project."
  • "When someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over."
  • "You're gonna be popular!"
  • "I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys, little ways to flirt and flounce."
  • "I'll help you be popular!"
  • "Don't be offended by my frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis."
  • "Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh!"
  • "It's not about aptitude, its the way you're viewed."
  • "He could be that boy, but I'm not that girl."
  • "Don't dream too far."
  • "Don't lose sight of who you are."
  • "Wishing only wounds the heart."
  • "One short day full of so much to do."
  • "I think we've found the place where we belong."
  • "One short day to have a lifetime of fun."
  • "I am a sentimental man who's always longed to be a father."
  • "I think everyone deserves the chance to fly."
  • "Why couldn't you have stayed calm for once instead of flying off the handle!"
  • "I hope you're happy how you hurt your cause forever."
  • "I hope you're proud how you would grovel in submission to feed your own ambition."
  • "I don't want it- no- I can't want it anymore."
  • "Something has changed within me. Something is not the same."
  • "I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game."
  • "It's time to try defying gravity."
  • "Can't I make you understand youre having delusions of grandeur?"
  • "I'm through accepting limits cuz someone says they're so."
  • "Some things I cannot change but til I try, I'll never know."
  • "If that's love it comes at much too high a cost."
  • "I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it."
  • "If in flying solo, at least I'm flying free."
  • "Happy is what happens when all your dreams come true."
  • "People are so empty headed, they'll believe anything."
  • "I can't harbor a fugitive. I'm an elected official."
  • "There isn't a spell for everything."
  • "Finally from these powers, something good."
  • "Surely now I'll matter less to you. You won't mind my leaving here tonight."
  • "I've got to go appeal to her. Express the way I feel for her."
  • "You're going to lose your heart to me, I tell you."
  • "I never asked for this or planned it in advance."
  • "If you insist I will be wonderful."
  • "Where I'm from we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it history."
  • "A rich man's a thief or a philanthropist."
  • "Is one a crusader or a ruthless invader?"
  • "It's all in which label is able to persist."
  • "I need help believing you're with me tonight."
  • "My wildest dreamings could not foresee lying beside you with you wanting me."
  • "I'll make every last moment last as long as you're mine."
  • "Maybe I'm brainless, maybe I'm wise, but you've got me seeing through different eyes."
  • "Somehow I've fallen under your spell."
  • "Say there's no future for us as a pair."
  • "Know I'll be here holding you as long as you're mine."
  • "It's just...for the first time, I feel wicked."
  • "Let his flesh not be torn."
  • "Let his blood leave no stain."
  • "Let him never die."
  • "You're the latest victim of my greatest achievment in a long career of distress."
  • "No good deed goes unpunished. That's my new creed."
  • "Was I really seeking good or just seeking attention?"
  • "No good deed will I do again!"
  • "Wickedness must be punished. Evil effectively eliminated."
  • "I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason, bringing something we must learn."
  • "We are led to those who help us most to grow if we let them."
  • "I know I'm wrong am today because I knew you."
  • "Who can say if I've been changed for the better."
  • "Because I knew you, I have been changed for good."
  • "So much of me is made of what I learned from you."
  • "I ask forgiveness for the things I've done you blame me for."

anonymous asked:

HIIIIII. Can you do a papasuke fic or sth? I saw a chibi drawing of papasuke and sarada bean (from blanket-fictions) and it's soooo cute I can't help it. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR WRITINGS. YOU ARE AWESOME!!!! HEARTHEARTHEART

before he leaves, sasuke gives sarada an envelope of photos from the better parts of his past. he tells her to open it, to look at them, and sarada fingers the yellowed flap tentatively. he thinks, amused, that she’s moving a little too cautiously for its contents and hopes she won’t be that disappointed when she sees what he’s collected.

“i am not a sentimental man,” he says, “but i have, admittedly, saved some memories from over the years.” she pauses to listen to him but he nods back at the envelope. “i’d like you to have them.”


he just smiles and shakes his head and tells her to open it. with her beside him, he hears her breath hitch at the first photo.

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wicked songs: a summary
  • no one mourns the wicked: your un-problematic fave was murdered
  • dear old shiz: college frick yeah
  • the wizard and i: the let-me-belt-in-your-face song
  • what is the feeling?: lesbians or worst enemies? the world may never know
  • something bad: environmentalists be like
  • dancing through life: fuck school
  • popular: what not to wear the musical
  • i'm not that girl: fuck blonde white girls
  • one short day: lesbian vacations
  • a sentimental man: never trust old straight white men
  • defying gravity: the let-me-belt-in-your-face song pt. 2
  • thank goodness: weddings can't hide depression
  • wonderful: what did i say about not trusting old straight white men?
  • i'm not that girl: fuck beautiful green girls
  • as long as you're mine: sexy time in the forest
  • no good deed: fiyEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • march of the witch hunters: obligatory wizard of oz references
  • for good: lesbians, definitely lesbians
  • finale: gross sobbing

One of the saddest things for me is the fact, that despite Narcissa‘s faith that Snape’s regard for her son is enough to vow to kill Dumbledore, of all people, Draco himself rejects Snape’s help. He doesn’t trust Snape to have his best interest, not steal his glory. Considering the lengths Snape has to go to protect Draco’s innocence, and the fact that Snape is Malfoy’s mentor and Draco is ultimately one of his charges - that must’ve stung. I don’t always consider Snape to be a sentimental man, even in private, but I think the situation frustrated him to no end. I mean, this is his friend’s son. They’re, supposedly, on one side. And he just hits the wall full stop. 

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Wicked: the Musical - feel free to change pronouns as needed

Isn’t it nice to know that good will conquer evil? /  No one mourns the wicked /  And goodness knows the wicked’s lives are lonely / goodness knows the wicked die alone /  How I hate to go and leave you lonely / This weird quirk I’ve tried to suppress or hide is a talent /  By my looks, he won’t be blinded / This gift, or this curse, I have inside / Shouldn’t a girl who’s so good inside have a matching exterior? / Unlimited. My future is unlimited / But of course, I’ll rise above it / Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe / Loathing. Unadulterated loathing / There’s a strange exhilaration in such total detestation / I will be loathing… loathing you my whole life long / The trouble with school is they always try to teach the wrong lesson / Dancing through life / Those who don’t try never look foolish / I know. That’s what makes me so nice! / And let’s face it, who isn’t less fortunate than I? / My tender heart tends to start to bleed / I know I know exactly what they need / I know about popular / Hands touch, eyes meet. Sudden silence, sudden heat / He could be that boy, but I’m not that girl / Don’t dream too far. Don’t lose sight of who you are / But that doesn’t soften the ache we feel when reality sets back in / Don’t wish, don’t start. Wishing only wounds the heart / I wasn’t born for the rose and the pearl / I am a sentimental man / Why couldn’t you have stayed calm for once, instead of flying off the handle? / Though I can’t imagine how, I hope you’re happy, right now / Something has changed within me. Something is not the same / I’m through with playing by the rules of someone else’s game / It’s time to trust my instinct, close my eyes, and leap / I think I’ll try defying gravity / And you can’t bring me down / Some things I cannot change, but ‘til I try I’ll never know / Well, if that’s love, it comes at much too high a cost / Everyone deserves the chance to fly / And if I’m flying solo, at least I’m flying free / Everyday, more wicked. Everyday, the terror grows / Happy is what happens when all your dreams come true / People are so empty-headed, they’ll believe anything / All of my life, I’ve depended on you / We believe all sorts of things that aren’t true. We call it ‘history’ / Kiss me too fiercely, hold me too tight. I need help believing you’re with me tonight / One more disaster I can add to my generous supply / No good deed goes unpunished / Was I really seeking good or just seeking attention? / Sure, I meant well… well, look at what well-meant did / I promise no good deed  will I attempt to do again / For once, I’m glad I’m heartless / Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better? / Because I knew you, I have been changed for good / So much of me is made of what I learned from you 

RE: The defence of the Civil War Break up   @fluffycakesistainted

It got out of hand it’s just too long so I start a new post here. 
While I see some of the points you’ve made, I have to respectfully disagree with your take on Tony and Pepper regarding the event of Ultron. First of all, Tony played a part, but he did not create the murderous bot, “We weren’t even close to an interface.”  The mind stone was what ultimately gave Ultron life and a mind to think, but Tony took the blame as he felt responsible since this thing was born in his lab. But I can’t agree with how you think that Pepper, who stood by him all these years through the ups and downs, would blame it on Tony for Ultron. And leave him for that? No. As if she didn’t know his biggest fear is the threat from outer space, his biggest motivation is to protect everyone to protect ‘the one thing he can’t live without’. No, she of all people wouldn’t blame Ultron on Tony, and she wouldn’t leave him for that. Remember in Iron Man, 

‘You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction. And now that I’m trying to protect the people that I’ve put in harm’s way, your going to walk out?’  
‘You’re gonna kill yourself, Tony. I’m not gonna be a part of it.’ 
‘I shouldn’t be alive… unless it was for a reason. I’m not crazy, Pepper. I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it’s right’

For Pepper, what Tony does, be it the military industrialist or Iron Man, doesn’t change what she sees in Tony, she sees him as a good person from the start. She was by Tony’s side before he became a hero, and like Rhodey, she’s here for Tony Stark, not for what Tony Stark can do for the world. So the mishap of Ultron and Tony continuing to be Iron Man are not the reasons that would drive her away. She understands his sentiment to be Iron Man, to do what he does, and she respects and supports it. Just like the quote from above, once she sees his reason, she agrees to help him. 

From IM1 to IM3, the issue she has is never about Tony being Iron Man, it’s the fact that by being Iron Man Tony puts himself on the line, and that he cares so little about himself if it means he is doing the right thing and saving others. She cares for him but he doesn’t care for himself, that’s what cause the conflict throughout the three movies. We see him keep pushing her away in IM2 because he’s dying, and shuts everyone out including himself when he’s experiencing PTSD in the beginning of IM3, he locks himself in his lab and Pepper has called his suits building a distraction and she’s right. He’s distracting himself from facing his post traumatic problems and refuse to seek any real help. When you’re in a relationship, you can only shut your partner out so many times when you clearly have a problem but refuse to deal with it until they lose patience and get mad. If you don’t let them in, they don’t know where to stand even if they want to be there for you. We get a taste in that in IM3, and by the end of the movie, seemingly they have resolved the issue but the truth is, it’s only the first step. Tony trashing all his suits doesn’t mean he’s gonna stop building more suits or stop being Iron Man, all the suits he destroyed in IM3 represent his ‘distractions’, his unwillingness to deal with his own mental illness. 

’And all you distractions?’ 
‘Screw it, it’s Christmas.’ 

By destroying them, it’s his promise to Pepper that he’s gonna deal with his problem, he’s gonna stop locking himself up and starts letting her in and work on their relationship. The ending of IM3 (at least in my opinion) never suggests everything is all wrapped up and it’s all sunshine and rainbow for him from now on, it’s just a start. 

The way I see it, Tony goes from destroying all his suits in the end of IM3 to having an army of Iron Legion in AOU is not a plot hole or ooc, or that he’s back to his old self and dismiss his development in IM3. It simply that the Iron Legion is not a distraction of his own problems, he’s building them for a purpose, which is to protect the earth and help out the Avengers. And remember how Tony is in pretty good shape before Wanda messes with his head with the vision, it’s safe to make assumption that between post IM3 and pre AOU, Tony has sought help and his mental health is in good condition, and that he and Pepper are in a steady relationship. We may never know what causes the break before Civil War, but it’s most definitely not because Pepper blames Tony for Ultron. 

Here’s my take on the reason other than lazy writing in order to make him emotionally unbalanced and vulnerable: by the end of AOU, Tony mentions ‘build Pepper a farm’ so it does say they’re still together after the event of Ultron. What happens is you see how guilt written Tony is in CW when the lady confronts him about Sokovia, you can tell how much he is consumed by guilt post AOU. And what you do when you’re being eaten alive by guilt, you shut yourself out from everyone because you don’t think you deserve good and comfort. And this is an old habit of Tony, he knows he shouldn’t be doing this to Pepper, but the weight of the guilt wouldn’t lift itself unless he can find something he can do about it to make any form of amends. So he busies himself into all sorts of work that can ease his conscience a little bit, but in doing so he’s become more distant and close off, and even when Pepper reaches out, he would likely to dismiss the issue. And I suppose it’s gotten to a point where Pepper is like, ‘You know this is not how a relationship work, I can’t live with you when you’re not living with me. If you need your space you figure this out, I’ll give you space.’ Hence the ‘break’, which explains why 1) Tony said ‘we’re on a break’ but not we broke up,  2) ‘I don’t wanna lose her’ meaning she hasn’t left him all he needs to do is sort himself out before losing her. That’s why he wants to do the right thing by signing the Accords as it is the amend he can make for the public. My headcanon is that the intention of the ‘break’ is that Pepper trying to give Tony and herself the space we all need sometimes to come to terms with ourselves, what she couldn’t foresee is the ‘break’ comes in the time when the Accords, Avengers dispute, Winter soldier are all happening at once, and has added even more stress on Tony’s part. 

But seeing them back together [spoilers] and are now ready to take another step forward into their relationship just shows that they were never giving up on their relationship even at times they had their differences. 

So I was reading an article on ANN today, having a fine time, entertainingly written and all. And then I hit a wall.

A wall that demanded I get my gaytective gear out for One Last Job (pardon the scan quality - I had to use my own collection). 

Because my dudes of all genders, let me tell you, they’re right. There’s no chemistry to be found in Petshop of Horrors. 

We all know, after all, that flowers around a meaningful meeting in josei? Means nothing.

A common sentiment from a man who openly hates and resents the human race, which the chapter up to this point was written around emphasizing. 

That tsundere. 


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And certainly other characters never pick up on anything either.

From friends, to say….

…total strangers…

…domestic disputes….


And the series ends with a separation that Leon refuses to accept, leading him to leave the law behind entirely to pursue D on his own, just for the chance of meeting him again. As though the center around which the series spins was the progress of this relationship from pure hatred to complicated obsession.

…..Sorry what was I saying?