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What do you usually eat for breakfast?
“First food” as I call it at like 2pm or whenever the fuck I lurch to waking always consists of tea or something with caffeine and then I usually try to eat something lunch-esque with plenty of protein. I don’t like sweet breakfast foods. When I’ve got the chainsaws I like to do scrambled eggs with green onions in sesame oil. Usually it’s leftovers or some assemblage of fruit & crackers & meat stuff or hummus.
If you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
I wanted to immediately say The Fifth Element, THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!! except?? I’ve already seen it so many times. T_T So idk this question is hard but probably The Fifth Element.
Share an awesome recipe with me!
Okay I’ll tell you how I do the scrambled eggs I mentioned before:
2 or 3 eggs, cracked into a bowl, depending on hunger
2 green onions per egg, so 4 or 6 green onions, washed and chopped small, including lots of the dark green tops
Sesame oil, a little butter (like, half a teaspoon max), salt & black pepper
Put some salt in them and then beat your eggs with a fork so you can still see a little separation of yolk and white. I swear the salt helps you beat the eggs, that’s probably BS though.
Heat a pan with a tablespoon or so of sesame oil and your little pat of butter at around medium heat. Low enough that the butter doesn’t burn. Then add your scallions/green onions and season them with salt. Let them cook down. This is going to take longer than you think and also they’re yummier if they get kinda browned. Normally I will be making tea and this is the juncture I walk away to deal with the tea so when I get back the green onions will be good.
Turn the heat down to low and add your eggs. The hot green onions will help cook the eggs really fast so don’t dawdle. You can probably take the whole thing off the heat if you were cooking your onions hot. Take your spatula and push through the set eggs that have formed on the bottom and tilt your pan so the uncooked eggs runs to the revealed part of the part. Gently do this a few times, making sure your green onions don’t get too clumped up, and then before the eggs are totally done cooking take the pan off the heat and set it aside. Get your plate and in the time it takes to go do that your eggs will be done cooking. Plate them and put fresh pepper on there, and probably a little more salt. If you want to get fancy, heat your pan up again real quick and toast some sesame seeds in it, then dump those on top.
What TV show have you seen the most times all the way through?
Weirdly this might be Frasier. I’ve only seen TNG all the way through twice, same with SG-1. I actually tend not to rewatch shows. I usually skip a lot of season 1 and the last two seasons of the x-files so those don’t count. Possibly… Rayearth???
What position do you sleep in?
Sort of on my stomach but all twisted up and scrunched with pillows supporting my boobs and sort of on my side and then UPSIDEDOWN with my head at the foot of the bed and fuck where are all my pillows and ugh nothing is comfortable kill me
What’s your ideal meal?
Delicious seafoods and delicious vegetables and delicious fruits and delicious whatevers. I love lots of things. I like it best when it’s some sort of seasonal thing that won’t be as good for another year. For my birthday this year I’m probably gonna have fresh green figs, this fancy mushroom brie I love, raw oysters, heirloom tomatoes and good olive oil and balsamic, castelvetrano olives, watermelon, iced black tea with honey, maybe chicken liver and onion pate?? i’m making plans. we’ll see what’s looking good that day.
Are you a night owl or a morning bird?
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What’s the best present you ever got?
People, for some fucking inexplicable reason, apparently find me hard to shop for, which is BULLSHIT, so I don’t actually get many presents that I don’t pre-request. BULLSHIT I SAY. anyway one time an old internet friend of mine got a work bonus and had previously been linked to my ancient amazon wishlist where i’d asked for this ridiculous huge coat covered in rainbow and silver embroidered butterflies and just got it for me, out of the blue. I’ve still never met this guy in person but I get more compliments on that coat than any other article of clothing I’ve ever had.
What would your patronus be?
I always want to say something cool for this but it would probably be a cat, yaaaaaaaaawn. Possibly though if I were a legit wizard a dragon because dragons are, in that case, real. Not sure what type as I’m not up on my HP flavored dragons but I’m partial to the kinds with antlers. Possibly also a lion because i’m a stereotypical Leo loser like that
Who is your ultimate OTP?
How the fuck can I even tell these days??? I don’t have one?? I ship a lot of pairings really adamantly but I’m way too willing to let the storyteller sway me one way or another. ::shrug:: Arnold and Helga from Hey! Arnold. Daphne and Niles from Frasier. Sam and Freddie. John and Rodney. Jack and Sam. Mulder and Scully. Lucy and Mr. Tumnus. Merlin and Arthur. Kirk and Spock. Worf and Dax. Beast Boy and Raven. Ron and Hermione. GRUMPY PERSON AND HOPEFUL PERSON. DITZY PERSON WHO IS SECRETLY SMART AND OUTWARDLY INTELLIGENT PERSON WHO IS REALLY SCARED. SOMETIMES WHO IS WHO SWITCHES UP. USUALLY.
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