I’d like to imagine that fahc Michael didn’t really have a proper childhood and that’s where he gets his take-no-shit attitude from, because he grew up on his own taking care of himself. However since he didn’t get proper medical attention as other kids did, he never found out he needed glasses.

So in the very early days of the Fakes, Michael developes his love for explosives. He had always been better with widespread weapons because he wasn’t good at aiming. But then he uses his first grenade. It happens during one of the Fake’s first kinda big missions, so Geoff buys some grenades in case they get surrounded or something else goes bad. The mission is overall a success however as the crew races to getaway, an enemy jeep filled with four goons follows them, shooting at their getaway car. Geoff is driving so he hands Michael the grenade and Michael poked his head out of the car, pulls the pin, and throws it under the jeep.

It’s perfect timing. The grenade explodes underneath the vehicle and sends the car flying into the air, now on fire and anyone who was in the vehicle is certainly dead. Michael laughs maniacally, looking back at the sight. Before the car hits the ground Michael knows he wants to do that again.

From then on Michael spends all his heist money on grenades, mines, and c4s. He trains himself on how to use them since he doesn’t know anyone else who specializes in explosives. He’s the first member of the crew to buy his own grenade launcher by saving up his money. Then he gets his favorite weapon in the whole, wide world; his rpg. And Gavin swears he’s in love with his rpg. He’d carry it with him on every mission even though it was a pain in the ass to.

However one mission Michael accidentally blows up Ryan’s bike (while Ryan is off of it) trying to shoot a helicopter out of the sky. Of course Ryan is super pissed off, thinking Michael did it on purpose, but Michael insists it was a complete accident. The whole time Ryan and Michael are arguing Geoff can’t help but notice Michael is squinting. Geoff also knows this is not the first time Michael has made a mistake like this. So he puts two and two together.

“Michael, How often do you get headaches?” Geoff asks.

“I don’t know? Once a week?” Michael responds.

“When’s the last time you had an eye exam?” Jack catches on.

“A what?”

So they take him to an eye clinic under a fake name and Michael gets his eyes checked for the first time in his life. Turns out he’s near-sighted and almost legally blind. At the age of 23 Michael gets his first pair of glasses.

There’s about a week of Michael staying off of heists and just getting used to his new surroundings. He’d stare at practically every leaf on a tree, or get up early to stare at the sunrise. Once Ryan was cooking eggs and Michael came over to stare at the sizzling pan. During that week he must have said the phrase “You guys see this everyday?” about five hundred times.

He breaks his glasses on the sixth day, carelessly putting them in his back pocket and then sitting on them. They go back to the eye clinic to get another pair and Ray has to give him instructions on how to take care of them and clean them.

Once Michael gets back to heists, his performance begins to skyrocket. Now that he can see more than two inches of front of him he can blow up anything he wants with ease. He even eventually becomes accustomed with machine guns and other longer ranged weapons.
He had been living handicapped his whole life without knowing it. Now that he uses his glasses he’s twice as deadly and the thugs of Los Santos begin to fear the Fake crew member who wears glasses and carries an rpg on his back. He also only blows up Ryan’s bike on purpose now.

Jack is also terrified at the thought that they had a practically blind man handling all their explosive power.

anonymous asked:

Hi, how would bts react if their smoll gf hides behind their back whenever she gets scared 🐥

​Cute lil baby bean~ I’m pretty tall but I reaalllyyyy wish I was smol and adorable. 

BTS: Reaction to you hiding behind them when you’re scared

•Jin: Jin jumped a little when you suddenly held onto his shoulders and buried your face into his back. He almost scolded you but realized why you scared him; it was because you-yourself was scared. He knew how jumpy and easily scared you were, but he found it extremely adorable, even though he sometimes gave you shit for it.He turned around to face you and squished your soft cheeks.

“It’s ok, Oppa’s got you.”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

•Yoongi: His heart instantly jumped to his throat. He couldn’t stop the smile threatening to crack on his lips. It was the tinniest banging sound that made you so scared, and he found it annoyingly adorable. He turned his head over his shoulder to look at you. 

“What? That scared you? You’re such a baby.” He grabbed onto your hand tightly. “I’ll protect you.”

Originally posted by cyyphr

•Namjoon: I wasn’t too long after Namjoon broke another thing that Band PD came in to yell. You were not very fond of yelling, so you would hide behind Namjoon out of fear or as a safety habit. Namjoon just laughed at you and called you cute over and over again. But he still wanted you to know he wouldn’t ever let anything hurt you.

“Do you think I’ll let you be yelled at? I dare someone to.”

Originally posted by rapnamu

•Hoseok: He heard it too, that loud crashing noise. But he also knew the source of it, so he didn’t even flinch. But seeing you jump behind him made him laugh instantly. You were scared of yourself dropping a stack of books. He gently tapped his hands over yours to reassure you.

“Really baby? Even I wasn’t scared. You’re so cute.”

Originally posted by 4jiminnie

•Jimin: He isn’t able to contain his laughter. It’s how he expresses his happiness. When you hugged onto him from behind tightly and whined about the small spider across the room, he instantly lost it. He covered his face to try and contain some laughter so you wouldn’t be angry.

“You want me to kill it? It’s half the size of your fingertip baby just-”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

•Taehyung: He didn’t necessarily like it when you were scared, but he adore your reaction. But he loved it so much, he didn’t want the other members to see in fear of them falling for your charm. Instantly after you hid behind him, he’d turn right around to face you, and wave his sleeves in front of your face. 

“Stop it stop it you’re too cute for them to see.”

Originally posted by maidxsama

•Jungkook: He was genuinely worried about you. When your nose buried into his back and your shaking arms wrapped around him from behind, he’d get protective. You being so smol, he felt like he needed to stand up for you 100% of the time. Fixing his hair and sighing heavily, he turned his head to glance back at you. 

“Are you ok? Who do I have to hurt?”

Originally posted by nnochu

Market Flowers [A Turner Family Fic]

I needed something to occupy and distract my mind but i’m struggling to focus on anything academic, so thought I’d dip a toe into the land of fic once more, it has been a while. I wanted to explore the Turner’s moving a little, it steered away from that a touch but please stick with it.

A little bit of melancholy for a Wednesday afternoon. 

Flowers adorned the living room windowsill in the living room of 24 Bermondsey Lane for as long as Timothy could remember. It was a tradition upheld by his mother; Marianne firmly believed a house was not a home unless the scent of flowers filled the room. They varied from week to week, lilies, roses, carnations, freesias, no bunch of flowers ever the same.  There was not a time in his life in which Timothy could remember there not being flowers sitting in the windowsill. On the days in which he would accompany his mother to the market she would often let him choose which flowers would brighten the living room that week and would opt for his choice no matter if she favoured the flowers or not. Days at the market fast became Tim’s favourite days and remained his fondest memory. Over the years, Tim came to learn that his mother’s favourite colour was purple and often chose flowers of that colour.

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Felix: Soooooo where are you guys going?

Knox: Not telling. Rhen will probably get you to stalk me if I do.

Felix: Aw come on dude! I just wanna know all the deets on my little brother’s big date!

Misael: I bet he already likes her.

Knox: I don’t! I barely know her, that’s part of the problem!

Misael: And that’s why you’re going on a date dumbo! To get to know her! Just let it happen!

Felix: The other part of the problem is that you’re still being a weenie.

Knox: >:(((((


Hey it’s mod Toffee here, and some of you are wondering why it was just me on that post and we’ll get to that later but first I have a few things to say!.

I’m gonna be flying solo on this blog for the foreseeable future and I want to apologise if my art doesn’t live up to the standard that it did before. I’m going to try my very best to give you guys the greatest art I can!!.  I hope I don’t disappoint you guys!. d( ・ω´・ )

I know you’ll miss Anette but i’ll miss her even MORE!!!! ༼ಢ_ಢ༽

Hello my lovelies bbys!, It’s Anette, I’m sorry I can’t work on the blog for now since i’ll be gone from the internet for a while (until summer is over to be more specific). I won’t be only on hiatus here but in my main blog too! I want to let you guys know that i’ll miss y'all a lot over the summer! And so my precious friend Toffee! I’ll miss collaborating with her! Be nice with her while I’m gone! and i’ll miss all my other friends too.  I’ll come back so don’t worry too much guys…let’s just hope I’m still a sane human being when I come back!


talon: WOW BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CAN DO IT!!!! IVE ALWAYS WANTED THIS!!!!! :’-)

cece: umm im a lil scared????????????

talon: na we can do this!!!!!!! ur gonna be the cutest lil mom of my DREAMS!!!!!!! CECILIA!!!!!!!



Day 22

Imagine Being Harley Quinn And The Jokers Lover

For My Followers

“Babydoll,” Joker calls making you turn around. You’d been watching Harley dance on stage. “Come tell Mr White here about yourself.” Grinning you slink to Jokers side and wink at the man sitting across from him.

“I’m (Y/N) Mistah White, it’s nice to meet you,” you greet and offer a dainty hand. The buff man takes it and shakes gently. He seems a lil scared of you. “Mr J keeps me around cause I gotta knack for getting people to tell the truth.”

“I ain’t no liar,” Mr White snaps and you frown. Leaning across the table you get right up on his face and smirk.

“Baby tell me is Mr White tellin the truth about those shipments for me,” Joker requests and slaps your butt. You squeak but grab the mans face.

With perfect efficiency you delve into his kind and pull the information you want.

“J he is! Oh and he thinks Harls and I are quite pretty,” you exclaim and leap into Jokers lap. “Isn’t he nice?” Joker chuckles and kisses your neck possessively.

“For sure babydoll. Now how bout you go dance with Harley for awhile while I finish my business,” Joker suggests and you nod excitedly. He gives you a quick but rough kiss before shooing you away. Getting to your feet you skip up to the stage making Harley giggle.

“Cupcake! Come up and dance!” Harley cheers and you hold up your hands. Harley swings you up and pulls you in for a fierce kiss. Upon breaking for air she twirls and dips you while you cackle.

A gunshot rings out in the club but you barely notice. Not long after Joker strolls out and holds his arms out for you and Harley.

You and Harley jump down and into his arms each of you kissing his cheeks.

“How do my girls feel about a midnight drive?”

“Sounds fun puddin!” Harley agrees.

“Vroom vroom!” you sound and Joker laughs.

“Lets go then dolls!”


That was the last night you saw your Harls and your Mr J for a long time.

he’s never been a bad person™ tbh, not even in his worst moments, he has made mistakes and hurt ppl but he was never some inhumane monster who needed to be taught compassion and humanity, he was more like a scared lil animal who needed to be shown tenderness to learn that he can open up and trust ppl and care and just.. basically he just needed to chill down and overcome mycroft’s influence imo

anonymous asked:

okay nurseydex headcanons about movies? Like, do they like going out to the movies? Do they prefer watching episodes or movies on netflix? who loves romcoms? who loves horror? cuddling?? just movies.

  • the first time they go to the movies together as an Official Couple, there is a bit of a miscommunication
    • dex, my dweeb child, is rlly excited to see the new star wars
    • nursey is excited bc he never had that totally high school make out in a movie theater experience and this is his chance!!!
    • anyway nursey tries to stick his tongue in dex’s mouth and dex is like wtf dude i’m trying to watch this ????
    • they sort it out after the movie, and the next week dex takes nursey to a movie that he 100% doesn’t care about and they make out in the back row
  • they binge-watch netflix series together, mostly funny shows like Always Sunny or Bob’s Burgers, but also Shameless and Making a Murderer
    • hoooo boy they went so hard for Making a Murderer it was insane
  • nursey gets a hulu account and they go a lil crazy with Brooklyn 99 and The Mindy Project
  • they’re both suckers for good romcoms, but they are also both super fucking annoying to watch romcoms with bc they love to point out every cliche and guess the ending 5 minutes into the movie and repeat the sappiest lines to each other in dumb voices
  • neither of them like horror movies. around halloween dex suggests they do a halloween movie marathon and nursey agrees but is rlly nervous until dex pulls up halloweentown, twitches, and hocus pocus
    • they both still get just a lil scared at hocus pocus
  • they both love hockey movies - mighty ducks is the best, but miracle and goon and slapshot are good, too
    • they quote them at each other, sometimes
      • “my stomach light needs your stomach light, and we can al phone home together.”
      • “take the fall! act hurt! get indignant!”
      • “nailed him right in his mind!”