“You don’t understand! I’m not sick. I’ve never been sick in my life.”

“Your house is filled with apples.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away. And all the sickness they carry with them.”

“… that’s not how it works.”

“And which one of us have never taken a sick day from work? It is not my fault you can’t see the truth and laughing at me will not help!”

“I am not laughing at you; I merely know that laughter is the best medicine.”