I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.
—  Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
Why are all the gods such viscous cunts? Where’s the God of tits and wine?
—  Tyrion Lannister - Game Of Thrones

“Confess. Confess. Confess. Confess it felt good beating me, starving me, frightening me, humiliating me.  You didn’t do it because you cared about my atonement. You did it because it felt good. I understand. I do things because they feel good. I drink because it feels good.  I killed my husband because it felt good to be rid of him. I fuck my brother because it feels good to feel him inside me; I lie about fucking my brother because it feels good to keep our sons safe from hateful hypocrites. I killed your high sparrow and all his little sparrows, all his septums and all his septors, all his filthy soldiers, because it felt good to watch them burn. It felt good to imagine their shock and their pain. No thought has ever given me greater joy. Even confessing feels good under the right circumstances.”

-Queen Cersei Lannister, “Game of Thrones” 

Game of Thrones Preferences/Imagines: How You Meet

Originally posted by thebestofgameofthrones

Tyrion Lannister:

You met Tyrion when he accidentally stumbled into you, in a drunken stupor. He had spilled his chalice of wine down your dress and threw up on your shoes. He quickly wiped the filth from his mouth and looked up into your (e/c) eyes. “My lady, where do I begin to apologize?” He asked.

You didn’t answer right away. You just stared down at the little lord in amazement. How could such a handsome man be such a drunken little lecher? “You could start by buying me a new dress and uhm, new shoes.” You replied.

He smiled widely. “A Lannister always pays his debts.”

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thugs and thieves: a playlist about heists and badass people.

No Pulse (feat. Tom Morello) // Ramin Djawadi House Of Rising Sun // Lauren O’Connell Get Lonely With Me // George Ezra D Is For Dangerous // Arctic Monkeys Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked // Cage The Elephant Emperor’s New Clothes // Panic! At The Disco The Guns of Brixton // The Clash Fairly Local // Twenty One Pilots Numbers // Daughter Thief // Imagine Dragons It Will Come Back // Hozier A Lannister Always Pays His Debts // Ramin Djawadi

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I was tagged by @sauron-is-a-pretty-girl thank you, darling <3

DIRECTIONS: You can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to! Put your MP3 player, iTunes, Spotify, etc. on shuffle & list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people everybody, no skipping ( aka the drag yourself with your own music, savvy? ) 

  1. think of me, the phantom of the opera
  2. mirrors, boyce avenue & fifth harmony
  3. ghosts, gabrielle aplin 
  4. i see you, mika
  5. ignorant boy, beautiful girl, loney dear 
  6. a lannister always pays his debts, ramin djawadi
  7. seven nation army, the white stripes
  8. i’m in here, sia
  9. totale finsternis, tanz der vampire
  10. salvatore, lana del rey

I tag: @the-noldorin, @dearevann, @curufinwe, @kylcrcns, @sarlyne, @goldtsein, @leepacc, @lil-minkurs, @sonotadream & @miserablegrantaire