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ARMY OF DARKNESS FURIOUS ROAD #1 (OF 5) CVR D FLEECS

(W) Nancy A. Collins (A) Kewber Baal (CA) Tony Fleecs

Twenty years from “now”: The Deadites and their Army of Darkness have succeeded in bringing down Western civilization. An unexpected upshot of the demons taking over was supernatural species such as vampires, witches, and werewolves forming an uneasy alliance with humanity in order to survive. The only hope for both mankind and monsters alike is a ritual that will send the Deadites back to the hell that birthed them. But first, a rag-tag crew that includes the Frankenstein Monster and Eva, the Daughter of Dracula, have to track down the fabled spell book known as the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis and deal with its guardian, a certain Ashley “Ash” Williams.

GRUMPY CAT & POKEY #2 (OF 6) CVR B FLEECS

(W) Ben McCool & Various (A) Michelle Nguyen & Various (CA) Tony Fleecs

What puts Grumpy Cat in such a sour mood all the time? The better question is, what DOESN’T put her in a sour mood? Find out in this second sensational issue with the world’s grumpiest cat and Pokey, her fun-loving, big-hearted brother! They’re two cats that are too cute for words, one with a childlike wonder, and the other with a pouty expression that’d make runway models jealous. They’re an odd couple, for sure… and every moment of their misadventures are guaranteed to make you laugh!

LORDS OF THE JUNGLE #1 (OF 6) CVR B CASTRO

(W) Corinna Bechko (A/CA) Roberto Castro

Tarzan has long been the protector of his jungle stronghold, but this time the fight has to be taken to his enemy’s territory, deep in the heart of London. Half a world away and nearly a century later, Sheena is battling foes of her own when she is mysteriously swept through time and space to 1930’s Africa, leaving her own land unprotected. Will these two Lords of the Jungle find enough common ground to join forces? Or will the resulting culture clash lead to mutual destruction?

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Shit My Dad Says by Justin Halpern

Rookie Yearbook Four by Tavi Gevinson

The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl by Issa Rae

The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire by Dan Howell and Phil Lester

Pointless Book 2 by Alfie Deyes

Born to Be Awkward by Mike Bender and Doug Chernack

Thing Explainer by Randall Munroe

What’s Your Story by Brandon Doman

Grumpy Cat No-It-All by Grumpy Cat

Humans of New York: Stories by Brandon Stanton

Furiously Happy by Jenny Lawson

World of PostSecret by Frank Warren

My Dog: The Paradox by The Oatmeal

Selp Helf by Miranda Sings

Okay, so, today I was shopping with my family and I saw this book

and Grumpy Cat’s a big thing so I thought I’d get it for my brother. While I was in the car home I decided to have a look through it so I started with the introduction. And I was MORITFIED.

DO YOU SEE HIS WORLD DREAM? HE IS THE NEW JUNKO ENOSHIMA. GRUMPINESS IS THE NEW DESPAIR. HE IS TEACHING US TO EMBRACE IT LIKE JUNKO DID TO HER FOLLOWERS.

HE’S EVEN SHOWN US HIS PLAN. HE PROBABLY WAS THE ONE WHO JUST TOPPLED THE GOVERNMENT.

BEWARE THE GRUMPINESS. IT COMES!!

When you forget to search the right tag in twitter and search asexual book club instead of ace book club cause it’s 1am…. And twitter assumes I mean sexual book club and automatically changes my results with a “ you didn’t really mean *A*sexual right cause that must be a misstype and so so soooo not a real word >.>

Part of my grumpiness might be lack of sleep, head pain, general pain and the fact I spent the night playing find the hidden snake (not a euphemism). Our I might just be grumpy at twitter…. I don’t know…. Harrumph.