a-grumpy-book

Okay, so, today I was shopping with my family and I saw this book

and Grumpy Cat’s a big thing so I thought I’d get it for my brother. While I was in the car home I decided to have a look through it so I started with the introduction. And I was MORITFIED.

DO YOU SEE HIS WORLD DREAM? HE IS THE NEW JUNKO ENOSHIMA. GRUMPINESS IS THE NEW DESPAIR. HE IS TEACHING US TO EMBRACE IT LIKE JUNKO DID TO HER FOLLOWERS.

HE’S EVEN SHOWN US HIS PLAN. HE PROBABLY WAS THE ONE WHO JUST TOPPLED THE GOVERNMENT.

BEWARE THE GRUMPINESS. IT COMES!!

That whole debacle was stupid but lets just be happy it’s over.

I've had a revelation

So, I’ve figured out why I’ve been such a grumpy pants with books lately- the last book that I read through was ACOMAF and that is literally the best book ever, so I thought, maybe it’s because the books I’m trying to read are inferior to Sarah j. Maas’s work- which makes sense, since most books are.
I am currently reading Truthwitch by Susan Dennard and I’m enjoying it (as much as I can without it being a SJM book) but it’s actually not bad. I like all the characters so far and can relate to Iseult and Safi in different ways but love both equally. I really think that this book may be able to get me out of this funk I’ve got myself into *Coughs* *Stares accusingly at SJM*.
Well, if this book doesn’t, Witch’s Pyre comes out in two days. Which is funny because TOG was what got me out of my Firewalker obsession- or at least I thought I was obsessed- I was SO wrong, I’m obsessed with SJM books *Once again coughs and stares accusingly at Sarah J. Maas*

I’ve just realised, I’ve never told you guys my actually name- it’s Lily, Belowen is my Elvish name- the Winter Court because I was born in November.

I know this is getting really long but I’ve just got to say one more thing,
Sorry for the inconsistency of posts, but I haven’t been doing this for very long so I’d like to try to keep them coming on a regular basis but I have school starting on the sixth of September (the day EoS comes out in England!!!!!!) so I will probably be swamped with homework so it might just be whenever I get round to it, so, again, I apologise for that.

Ok- now there’s one more thing to say,
Like I said earlier, Witch’s Pyre comes out in two days so expect a review if that, as well as Truthwitch, and as soon as I get my hands on Empire of Storms I’ll rip through the pages so I get a review to you guys as soon as possible- I’ll try to avoid spoilers but I can’t promise anything!
Bye guys
-Lily

I’m going to go to the book fair and go burn all of the copies of the grumpy cat book. I’m not letting anyone read that. I’m going to try save people’s lives from this monstrosity.

Hump Day is now Grump Day!

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