a-floating-shopping-list!

the signs as spongebob quotes
  • aries: "I am the master at Kara-TAY!"
  • taurus: "MEATBALL MEATBALL SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH, RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GREAT BARRIER REEF!"
  • gemini: "I knew a guy, who know this guy, who knew THIS guy, who knew this guy's cousin..."
  • cancer: "Oh my GOD! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST! *screaming*"
  • leo: "Can I have everybody's attention?...I have to use the bathroom."
  • virgo: "More soup for your armpit?! *nervous laughter*"
  • libra: "Oh well! I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!"
  • scorpio: "Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?"
  • sagittarius: "Woo! Shake it, shake it! Shake that bubble butt!"
  • capricorn: "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"
  • aquarius: "No Gary! I like wearing my underpants like this!"
  • pisces: "Seaweed. 50% Sea, 50% Weed."