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The Instruments When It Starts Raining At Marching Band Rehearsal
  • trumpets:all riiiiiiiight hahahaha *high five*
  • mellophones:what the fuck. fuck. what the. hte fuck. fcku. what. what the fuck.
  • clarinets:my reeeeeeeeeeeeed
  • alto sax:omg u guys!!!!!!! rain is so funnnnn!!!!!!
  • tenor and bari sax:why the fuck is there water coming from the sky
  • trombone:FILLS SLIDE UP WITH WATER AND SPRAYS IT OUT THE SPIT VALVE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
  • baritones:let's perfect our technique using the slippery ground as a challenge we can all benefit from this!
  • flutes:RUN AWAYYYY
  • tubas:rain
what a non-musician calls the instruments
  • taken directly from my various interrogations of my friend
  • violin:violin
  • viola:violin
  • cello:big violin
  • double bass:big big stand up violin
  • piccolo:tiny flute
  • flute:flute
  • clarinet:clarinet
  • bass clarinet:silver black saxophone
  • oboe:what's wrong with that clarinet
  • bassoon:brown tube
  • saxophone:saxophone
  • trumpet:trumpet
  • trombone:slidey trumpet
  • tuba:huge gold trumpet thingy
  • french horn:round trumpet also why do you stick your hand in the opening
  • euphonium:smaller than the huge gold trumpet thingy
  • timpani:large drums
  • glockenspiel/vibes/marimba etc.:whacky piano
  • harpsichord:weird piano with black and white switched
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anonymous asked:

A-Z

  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
  • -bc she ended it
  • B. FAVORITE BAND.
  • QUEEN KE$HA
  • C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
  • - connorfranta HAVE YOU SEEN HIM
  • D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
  • -your dick
  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.
  • -@ myself
  • F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.
  • -Music & Lyrics
  • G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
  • -gay af
  • H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
  • -nope
  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
  • -no
  • J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
  • -Archaeologist, Geologist, Youtuber
  • K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
  • -swell
  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
  • -my lack of muscles
  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
  • -yes
  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
  • -American Eagle
  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.
  • -Blue/Brown/Green
  • P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
  • -I don’t hate school I loved high school
  • Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
  • -single af
  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
  • -Beauty and the Beat Boots - Todrick Hall
  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
  • -I have played in concert with Foster the People clarinetings
  • T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
  • -like 5
  • U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
  • -In a warm hug 
  • V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
  • -Earlier today
  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
  • -Ke$ha in 2011/2012, Foster The People in 2012/13 ish, Demi Lovato last year, Philly Orch last week
  • X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
  • -i would so (…)?
  • Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
  • -well I hope i do, I already paid the money
  • Z. HOW ARE YOU?
  • -Swell
a non-musician's names for the instruments: a summary
  • Taken from my various interrogations of my non-musician friend
  • Violin:violin
  • Viola:violin
  • Cello:big violin
  • Double bass:big big stand-up violin
  • Piccolo:short flute
  • Flute:flute
  • Alto/bass etc. flute:long bent flute
  • Clarinet:clarinet
  • Bass clarinet:long silver-black saxophone
  • Oboe:what happened to that clarinet
  • English horn:what happened to that clarinet part II
  • Bassoon:brown tube
  • Saxophone:saxophone
  • Trumpet:trumpet
  • Trombone:slidey trumpet
  • French horn:round trumpet that you stick your hand into
  • Tuba:huge gold trumpet thing
  • Euphonium:slightly smaller huge gold trumpet thing
  • Timpani:large drums
  • Glockenspiel/vibes/marimba/xylophone etc.:whacky piano
  • Piano:piano
  • Harpsichord:weird sounding piano with the keys backward coloured

clarinetings asked:

My current clarinets name is Ava in honor of her ability to play a perfectly in tune double high C and because after a recital I was told my high notes sound like they're floating, and Ava (Avis in Latin) means bird. But my first clarinet I got when I was 5 so it's name is more cutesy but I named it clicky because one of the keys clicked and at age 5 I thought that was normal

Aw! That’s adorable! And the name Ava is a really pretty name.

anonymous asked:

ALL OF THE NUMBAHS!!

1:Is there a boy/girl in your life?

-you decide
2:Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

-no idea
3:What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

-KITTIES
4:What’s something you really want right now?

- a hug
5:Are you afraid of falling in love?

-yes
6:Do you like the beach?

-love it
7:Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

-no
8:What’s the background on your cell?

-i have a flip phone
9:Name the last four beds you were sat on?

-Mom, Mine, Sis, that’s it
10:Do you like your phone?

-enh
11:Honestly, are things going the way you planned?

-kinda
12:Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

-no idea
13:Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?

-poodle
14:Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

-emotional
15:Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

neither, a historical museum
16:Are you tired?

-no
17:How long have you known your 1st phone contact?

-what
18:Are they a relative?

-stahp
19:Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

-no i’m gay now
20:When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

-a month ago
21:If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

-yes
22:Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

-no
23:How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

-none
24:Is there a certain quote you live by?

-Love is like, forever
25:What’s on your mind?

-boys
26:Do you have any tattoos?

-no
27:What is your favorite color?

-Like a big ole subtle baby blue
28:Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

-no idea

29:Who are you texting?

-no one
30:Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

-yup
31:Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

-yes
32:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

-tons
33:Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

-maybe
34:Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

-yes
35:Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

and? what nbd
36:Were you single on Valentines Day?

-always
37:Are you friends with the last person you kissed?

-yea
38:What do your friends call you?

-Danny
39:Has anyone upset you in the last week?

-yes
40:Have you ever cried over a text?

-maybe
41:Where’s your last bruise located?

-no idea
42:What is it from?

-n/a
43:Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

-yesterday
44:Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

-umm?? sister
45:Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

-yes
46:Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

-yes beanie
47:Would you ever go bald if it was the style?

-no, i love my hair
48:Do you make supper for your family?

-occaisonally 
49:Does your bedroom have a door?

-yes but it’s always open

50:Top 3 web-pages?

-tumblr, youtube, twitter
51:Do you know anyone who hates shopping?

-yea
52:Does anything on your body hurt?

-my eyes and nose
53:Are goodbyes hard for you?

-sorta
54:What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

-iced tea
55:How is your hair?

-perfect
56:What do you usually do first in the morning?


57:Do you think two people can last forever?

-yes
58:Think back to January 2007, were you single?

-yes
59:Green or purple grapes?

-purple only
60:When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?

-tomorrow
61:Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

-yes
62:When will be the next time you text someone?

-no idea
63:Where will you be 5 hours from now?

-sleeping
64:What were you doing at 8 this morning.

-working with ma mom
65:This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

-yes
66:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

-yes
67:Did you kiss or hug anyone today?

-yes
68:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

-ugh
69:Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

-yes
70:How many windows are open on your computer?

-5
71:How many fingers do you have?

10
72:What is your ringtone?

-none
73:How old will you be in 5 months?

18 and 8 months
74:Where is your Mum right now?

-sleeping
75:Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

-bc not possible
76:Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

-no
77:Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

-yes
78:Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

-haha yup, my guy who turned me gay
79:Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

-yes
80:Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

-no
81:How many people have you liked in the past three months?

-like 4
82:Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

-yes
83:Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

-maybe
84:You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

- clarinetings
85:If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?

-yes
86:What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

i was amazed
87:Who was your last received call from?

none
88:If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

no
89:What is something you wish you had more of?

-money
90:Have you ever trusted someone too much?

-yes
91:Do you sleep with your window open?

-in summer yes
92:Do you get along with girls?

-better with them than guys
93:Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

probably
94:Does sex mean love?

it can but doesn’t have to 
95:You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

we’d be stuck in there for awhile bc were both not physicially fit
96:Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

no
97:Did you sleep alone this week?

yes
98:Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

yes
99:Do you believe in love at first sight?

yes
100:Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

no idea

So for a while I’ve wanted to do a cover of a song from a fandom (probably HTTYD) where I take a piece and arrange it for every single one of the instruments I own and play.

Here is my list of instruments I own and would use for the recording.

  • Piccolo
  • Flute 
  • Clarinet in Bb
  • Pennywhistles in D, F, and low Bb
  • Khloy
  • Soprano Recorder
  • Ocarina 
  • Piano (and Synth)
  • Viola 
  • Tro 
  • Tro ou 

Anyone have ideas for song I could do? I know my instrumentation is on average very high pitched and woodwind heavy, but I know how to work around that. :)

Medleys are also possible as well as new compositions.

Note I already am doing a project with a friend on “For the Dancing and the Dreaming.”

flacarica asked:

Bitch all the fuck you had to say was no, all that extra shit ain’t necessary. All you do is stay in that ugly ass house and practice that clarinet and you still can’t play for shit. And why the fuck you wearing ya dick on ya face? Where they do Dat at? Better be glad Nickelodeon got me on a 20 year contract or I woulda been uppercutting yo bitch ass.

Bitch all the fuck you had to say was no, all that extra shit ain’t necessary. All you do is stay in that ugly ass house and practice that clarinet and you still can’t play for shit. And why the fuck you wearing ya dick on ya face? Where they do Dat at? Better be glad Nickelodeon got me on a 20 year contract or I woulda been uppercutting yo bitch ass.

Idea for Gravity Falls/Over the Garden Wall Pinescone AU?

So, I was in this rp on Shamchat and karaoke got involved. my rp partner had Dipper ( a teen version) sing “Sway” by Michael Buble, and I got this inkling of an idea for a crossover AU. Like, what if a traveling talent scout heard a teenage Dipper singing at a party Mabel had and through that (let’s say all the Bill stuff was taken care of or he’s not a problem anymore idk), he goes into a music career with Mabel as his songwriter. Next thing you know, he finds Wirt playing something like clarinet or violin on the street and takes him in and they start working together, and they bond over a love for music. Maybe titled Over the Musical Falls? Eh, maybe not, but hope someone gets something out of the idea ^^.

TMBGareOK needs your submissions! Set lists! Rare video clips! Things for scale! Rare audio clips! Photos! Venn diagrams! Tattoos! Bass clarinet covers versions. Classic ticket stubs. Worn out cassettes! Ephemera! WE NEED YOUR TMBG-RELATED CONTRIBUTIONS!

anonymous asked:

My section agreed that we would name our clarinets after characters from Aladdin and which character fit us the best. So my clarinets name is Jafar due to my habit of putting the bell up to my chin and acting like I had a beard ^-^

Oh my god that’s hysterical!

anonymous asked:

I USED MY CLARINET TO UNCLOG YOUR TOILET

I appreciate the attempted spongebob quote, but saying “my” instead of “your clarinet” implied that you used your own clarinet to unclog my toilet and that just sucks for you

Calling all clarinetists!

If you play any sort of clarinet, please ‘like’ this! If you have already been added to the directory, go ahead and reblog so other clarinetists can see this and join! If you would like to add information (how long you’ve been playing for example) message me!

The Signs as Spongebob Quotes
  • Aries:Plankton// "F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival!"
  • Taurus:Mr. Krabs// "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells... smelly."
  • Gemini:Spongebob// "Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly."
  • Cancer:Mr. Krabs// "I didn't want to tell you infront of Patrick... but that hat makes you look like a girl." Spongebob// *googily eyes* "Am I a pretty girl?"
  • Leo:Patrick// *talking to a fire hydrant* "Are you Squidward?" *long pause* "It's OK, you can take your time."
  • Virgo:Spongebob// "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"
  • Libra:Spongebob// *shoelaces untied* "I'm ready-- *falls*-OOF. I'm ready--OOF. I'm ready--OOF."
  • Scorpio:Spongebob// "This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness."
  • Sagittarius:Spongebob// "You don't need a liscense to drive a sandwich."
  • Capricorn:Patrick// "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." *jumps into Spongebob's mouth*
  • Aquarius:Spongebob// "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
  • Pisces:Spongebob// "We don't need television. *forms rainbow with hands* Not as long as we have our imagination."