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Insecurities: not worthy to be in the presence of Jensen Ackles, there are too many to list and I’d rather not list them.

Fears: not marrying Jensen Ackles, my best reed chipping right before a performance, honestly anything going wrong with my clarinet

Turn ons: kick-ass sense of humor and well use of sarcasm, stubble, beardssss, a voice like whiskey, family-oriented, well-rounded, modest, secretly has the voice of an angel, can play an instrument, is Jensen Ackles

Life goals: marrying Jensen Ackles, becoming an orchestral clarinetist, touring Europe with a symphony, maybe being less of a piece of shit??

Things I like: Jensen Ackles, clarineting, Netflix, good fan fiction, waterfalls, lakes, literally watching Jensen do anything

Weaknesses: Jensen’s bowlegs, Jensen’s beard, Jensen in hoodies, Jensen’s arms, Jensen’s hands, Jensen’s sass, Jensen’s Blue Steel, Jensen’s voice, Jensen’s freckles, Jensen’s eyelashes, Jensen’s lips, Jensen’s existence, Jensen Ackles yee

Things I love: Jensen Ackles, my cat, my family, clarineting, Bubbles from TPB, music, music theory, anything to do with studying/playing/listening to/researching music

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this is so late oh my god sorry??? this was just sitting in my drafts and i didnt notice yo im cassandra! i absolutely lov MCR & the black parade is tied for my favorite album with three cheers so im excited for this net! I live in the horrific state of Texas & im going to see FOB on July 25th so hmu if yr going (or if u want to complain about how terrible this state is). If you need anything like reptiles or lizards tagged tell me bc i have one (he’s v cute but i understand if u don’t like them etc).I play clarinet, oboe, and keyboard (& learning guitar). The only things i need tagged are butterflies/moths

kik: frankediero

twitter: x_CassandraH_x (i dont really use it that much tho)

anonymous asked:

BABY ARE YOU MY BASS CLARINET BECAUSE I WANNA PRACTICE MY ARTICULATION ON YOU TONIGHT *I'm so sorry*

OH MY GOD

ATTENTION MARCHING BAND KIDS WITH GLASSES

“Band, ready, set”
You’ve been called to attention. It’s 102 degrees outside, you haven’t had a water break in what seems like hours, and you’re sweating buckets. You know you’re not allowed to move or else you’ll have to run a lap. What… what’s that feeling… it’s… your glasses…. they’re sliding down your nose… either you fix them and run a lap (and die of heat exhaustion) or you let them fall to their death… those are your only two options… right?
Wrong.

“Well Gee wiz what other choice do I have?”

I’ll tell ya. There’s this stuff called Nerd Wax. It’s made out of beeswax and it’s the bomb diggity. Just smear a little of the stuff on the inside of the bridge of your glasses, put your glasses on and voila! They don’t fall! It’s sweat resistant, so it would keep your glasses in place even if you were marching through the hottest pits of hell.

“But I don’t want beeswax all over my fingers because then it’d get on my instrument.”
Well I’m glad you don’t want that because you’re not gonna get that. It comes in a little tube just like cork grease or chap stick. It’s small so you can carry it with you in your pocket, in your dot book, even in your cleavage if you want.

“Ugh. I want it but I bet it’s super expensive”
Nope nope nope. It’s only $10 for one tube that will honestly last the entire marching season.

“It won’t last the whole season. I might lose it”
Well, if you do, just buy two! When you buy two you get another one for the low low price of FREE. And it’s shipped right from the factory to your front doorstep for not one dollar, not two dollars, but zero dollars. Yes friends, buy two Nerd Wax, get another one free and get it all shipped absolutely free!

“Sweet! I want it! But where do I get it?”
Well, you open up your Internet and in the address bar you just type nerdwax.com

That’s all there is to it!

Calling all clarinetists!

If you play any sort of clarinet, please ‘like’ this! If you have already been added to the directory, go ahead and reblog so other clarinetists can see this and join! If you would like to add information (how long you’ve been playing for example) message me!

The Signs as Spongebob Quotes
  • Aries:Plankton// "F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival!"
  • Taurus:Mr. Krabs// "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells... smelly."
  • Gemini:Spongebob// "Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly."
  • Cancer:Mr. Krabs// "I didn't want to tell you infront of Patrick... but that hat makes you look like a girl." Spongebob// *googily eyes* "Am I a pretty girl?"
  • Leo:Patrick// *talking to a fire hydrant* "Are you Squidward?" *long pause* "It's OK, you can take your time."
  • Virgo:Spongebob// "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"
  • Libra:Spongebob// *shoelaces untied* "I'm ready-- *falls*-OOF. I'm ready--OOF. I'm ready--OOF."
  • Scorpio:Spongebob// "This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness."
  • Sagittarius:Spongebob// "You don't need a liscense to drive a sandwich."
  • Capricorn:Patrick// "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." *jumps into Spongebob's mouth*
  • Aquarius:Spongebob// "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
  • Pisces:Spongebob// "We don't need television. *forms rainbow with hands* Not as long as we have our imagination."

IF YOU PLAY ANY SORT OF CLARINET, PLEASE ‘LIKE’ THIS AND/OR MESSAGE ME/REBLOG TO SPREAD THE WORD. IM TRYING TO START A CLARINET DIRECTORY/LINKS PAGE OF SOME SORT.
Band blogs, will you help me out? :)