Smithsonian Narrator Guy: Best friends since childhood, Bucky Barnes and Steven Rogers were inseparable on both schoolyard and battlefield. Barnes is the only Howling Commando to give his life in service of his country.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
(It literally didn’t occur to me until I was making this that Troy and Bucky have the same last name because I’m an idiot)
Well, if it’s a war you want, it’s a war you will lose. City
College is stronger, faster. Our sperm counts are higher, even in our
women. Resistance is as pointless as your degrees. Honestly, ask
yourself, what does “Liberal Arts” even mean?
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