.50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener

Pop off the next round of drinks in one quick swoop with the .50 caliber bottle opener. This custom bottle opener is made out of a decommissioned .50 BMG machine gun bullet so it’s super sturdy and makes an ideal gift for alcoholics and gun nuts alike.


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Name: Danielle :D
Nickname: I wanted to change my nickname to Danielle or smth near that, but it seems I am stuck w/ Icee forever xd
Birthday: September 8, also, story time. Apparently, my mom said that she really wanted to give birth on September 8, and I was born early. I kinda feel half-baked sometimes, lol.
Height: Um, 5’
Sign: Virgo
Gender: female
Sexuality: it is elusive, like a unicorn.
Favorite colors: Blue, bc it is awesome.
Time right now: it’s definitely past my bedtime
Average hours of sleep: 6 hours mostly
Lucky number: 12
Last thing I googled: ukulele chords 
Number of blankets I sleep under: one
Celebrity crushes: er, I’m def not sure abt that, but!! I am pretty sure I had a small admiration I guess for Jenna-Louise Coleman
Favorite books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians and the following series (Rick Riordian), Of Royal Forge (bunjanecrocker.tumblr.com) (it is a fanfic, yes, but it is really well made xd), I am the Messenger (Markus Zusak)
Favorite band/artist: Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, American Authors, Marina and the Diamonds, Imagine Dragons. I’m pretty sure there are more, but those are at the top of my head atm.
Last movie I saw in theatre: The Man from U.N.C.L.E , which btw is a really good film
Dream trip: idk

OMG WAIT I FORGOT TO TAG!! um, fuffdumpster  ask-the-fem-strider  mint-jubilees  thatonehomestuckchick15 askthespacewitchstuff mayaramirez13 expectedlyinsane pepperuni a-non-biased-color-lover silvermintkitty

so i’ve been getting messages from a few people asking if i’m alive/where the hell i went. jsyk i’m alive and well! i’ve just cut tumblr out of my life. i felt like i was wasting too much time on here and not focusing on the things i should. i still come on here once a week or so to browse dank memes for a few minutes and check messages, but i’m not gonna update anymore. i will post whatever illustrations i fart out at emilykillustration.tumblr.com and for those of you that have my email you can still contact me anytime.

it’s been a fun four years. i’ve met a lot of cool people and seen a lot of cool stuff. but it’s time to move on. cheers and all the best to ya

ultimatecreativity asked:

you aren't even good at drawing so why do you hate on other stuff like you're any better? Just wondering.

You don’t need to be a master chef to know that food tastes like shit, therefore, you don’t need to be a master artist to know what shit art looks like

Get the fuck outta here.

-Mod J


Sexist pastor says a woman’s job is to ‘have a hot meal waiting when your husband gets home‘ and ‘meet him at the door looking like a million bucks’ (Found at Stuff Fundies Like; For more info, visit Friendly Atheist; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/115767057211/arrogant-baptist-pastor-brags-this-is-a-mans)

You guys seriously...

So I’ve been told that a lot of my posts are screencapped and posted on sites like Facebook pages. That’s okay, BUT ONLY IF YOU GIVE CREDIT PLEASE? That’s not too much to ask, is it? Just put a link to my blog or at LEAST show my tumblr URL in the screenshot??

I recently saw some 2P America page post one of my longest answers (that I spent quite a while writing) and of course, they gave no credit at all. I don’t even have a Facebook; it’s my friends who tell me they see my posts on there. Anyways, it bugs me to know some people might be posting my stuff without permission or credits.

Please, don’t post things without giving a source. You don’t have an excuse not to when you know who originally posted it. If you see more of my stuff being posted without credits, can you let me know? Thanks.

dont u just love slasher/gore trivia ?? like some scenes looks super scary and then u read things like “ yeah we made that effect with duck tape some fake blood and like …cheese …but we also tried all sorts of crazy stuff”

I think I’ve done my fair share of complaining while being pregnant …. About being pregnant. Lol

But when I’m laying down with no one else around, resting. And it’s just her and I. And she’s moving around being active. There’s a level of comfort and companionship I feel that makes me so happy and overwhelmed. Knowing exactly where my baby is and knowing that she is completely safe, overrides all my anxieties and the back pain and the nausea and the list goes on.

It gives me a calm knowing that my baby is right here with me at all times. As miserable as I may seem being pregnant, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Now that I’m on maternity leave, I’m going to make it my mission to really focus and actively appreciate the last 2 months of us being so close.