a world like this

Sometimes I go through phases where I can’t be bothered to put on make up or tame the wild floof that is my hair. So I’ll go weeks looking like Old Greg and then I put make up on and do my hair for some meeting and forget that I have then when I walk by a mirror I’m completely and genuinely surprised to not see a gremlin staring back at me. Does this happen to other people too?

guys guess who gets to dress up as Batman at camp next week


anonymous asked:

Sir, have you heard of this event in the Mushroom Kingdom called "Mario Kart"? If not, then this event is about racing with high powered horseless carriages and race though courses that will literally make your head spin. Have you and the Shepherd consider partaking in it, because some members from the Smash Bros. tournament as well as squid shape shifters have joined in on it. It'll be fun and not ruin friendships.

“I’m aware of it, yes. Robin and Lady Lucina have done battle on one of their race tracks before, and gods help all of the poor racers involved. No safety harnesses, no protective gear, high-speed velocities, and the encouraged use of sabotage. What’s more, they seem to use animals as weapons and frequently litter the track with refuse. It is a disaster waiting to happen.”

“No, good stranger; I would not participate in such a mindless death-trap of a race unless I was absolutely required to. Going to battle and waging war is already daunting and soul-crushing work, but risking life and limb for mushrooms or fun… or whatever it is they race for… is quite simply asinine. I believe my comrades would agree…”



“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.”  
~ Carl Sagan

victuuri headcanons #3

“i’m not sure what this has to do with planning a wedding,” yuuri says. victor shushes him and puts on an old vhs-dvd converted eurovision recording from ten years ago. “you must be introduced to our strange european ways before we are wed,” victor explains, very seriously. yuuri makes it about 14 minutes in before he’s laughing so hard at the absurdity of all of it and falls into a choking fit. victor gets him a glass of water and they make it through 2 more old eurovision re-runs before yuuri taps out. victor still makes him watch the 2017 eurovision. yuuri laughs a lot and victor laughs because he sees yuuri is laughing. makkachin steals their bowl of popcorn and eats all of it. 

why do people actively hate on other people

how can yalls lives be so miserable that it’s fueled by hate

i just don’t understand