a wild reply appeared!

  • me: it's impossible to have every song from an album stuck in your head at the same time
  • Bastille: think again

dramaa-llama-deactivated2015071  asked:

LIAM IS SUCH A BARBECUE DAD. YOU KNOW THE TYPE. THEY GO TO SOMEONE ELSE'S BARBECUE AND GO OVER TO STAND BY THE OTHER MEN, BY THE BARBECUE, TO DRINK BEER AND COOK MEAT WITH FIRE BECAUSE THEY ARE *MEN* - AND THEN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THEY'RE HOLDING THE TONGS AND SOMEHOW THEY'VE SHUFFLED THE HOST OUT OF THE WAY AND TAKEN OVER BECAUSE THE BARBECUE IS THEIR! JOB! LIAM PAYNE, COMPETENT BARBECUE DAD.

YES. TO EVERYTHING. THERE IS ACTUALLY ONE MAN WHO HE TRUSTS ENOUGH TO TEND TO THE MEAT BUT HE IS NOT AT THIS PARTICULAR BARBECUE, SO LIAM WILL TAKE CARE OF IT BY HIMSELF.

THE BARBECUE IS DOING FINE BUT LIAM PAYNE, COMPETENT BARBECUE DAD, PROTECTOR OF THE PATTIES, STEWARD OF THE SAUSAGES, GUARDIAN OF THE GAS BOTTLE, APPEARS TO RESCUE IT ANYWAY. HE IS PROBABLY DRESSED LIKE THIS:

THE HERO WE DIDN’T ASK FOR, THE HERO EVERY BARBECUE NEEDS.