a whole thing of candy beans

Diakko headcanon stuff

- late night broom flights. Akko clinging to Dianna because she can’t fly herself and is terrified to fall again due to past experiences

- They go out on a pizza date. Akko orders two large pizzas. Dianna questions it because she said two personal pans would be fine. “Any pizza is a personal pan if you try hard enough” Akko would probably tell her while having a slice in her face.

- When the witch parade is back. They stay back late to throw tomatoes at each other and then sit together and laugh for hours

- Dianna is upset by Akko doing something dumb in class again for not taking anything seriously. Akko stands outside her door with a flute trying to sing her a song of love. Bonus. Hannah and Barbara are begging Dianna to make her terrible singing stop, and just got kiss your girlfriend and say it’s fine.

- Dianna loves to help bandage up Akko after any magical experience that leaves her cuts and bruises. Dianna is like her personal nurse, that can kiss the wounds to make them feel better

- pt. 2 of Dianna nurse. If it has been a hella long time since Dianna has kissed Akko or anything. Akko will try to fly just so Dianna can nurse her back to health

- Dianna likes to try using pick up lines on Akko.

- Hannah and Barbara are probably on the sidelines laughing at Dianna’s attempts to use pickup lines on Akko.

- Akko is dense and doesn’t know that Dianna is doing this whole pickup line crap on her, till later in her own room and her bunk mates explain to Akko.

- Akko likes to use magic and turn herself into a bunny and lay in Dianna’s lap as she pets her.

- Dianna gets sick a lot due to always studying and never getting proper sleep habits/eating habits too. Akko likes to cuddle her in bed to make Dianna feel better

- Akko also gets sick from cuddling her girlfriend, and Hannah and Barbara take care if both of them. They are scolding the couple for sharing germs

- Dianna likes watching scary movies with Akko. Akko clings to her the whole time. She’s doesn’t like scary movies

- Dianna loves to listen to Akko talk about Shiny Chariot for hours

- Dianna gets a pet fish and names it Akko.

- Akko doesn’t know about said fish. If she did, Dianna would lie and say it’s name is luna or something school name related. Akko things that’s cute but also kind of lame of her gf

- When they go out on game arcade date I’m the human world, Akko DESTROYS Dianna in DanceDance revolution.

- Akko gets the jelly bean bamboozled candy, and they play till someone pukes. Usually no one does, and they suffer for hours.

-sucy loves watchinv the two play this game :^)

- summer rolls around and they all go swimming. Dianna doesn’t know how to swim and Akko teaches her

- Dianna only loves summer because she gets to see her gf wear cute af clothes

- Akko sometimes wears summer dresses for Dianna

These are a few of my headcanons that I came up with for Diakko. If anyone has anymore, feel free to add to this

Post-its and Paperclips Easter

A/N: So this is like a month and a half late. But better late than never right?

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It takes Regina a moment to become fully conscious, struggling to resist the seductive pull of sleep that she’s been under. She feels Robin’s arm draped over her waist, a heavy, limp weight that pins her to the bed as he groans and shifts behind her. That’s not what’s woken her from her dreams, however. That is courtesy of the little boy that is excitedly bouncing at the end of the bed, shaking both her and his father’s legs as he exclaims in a rather loud whisper, “It’s Easter, R’gina! Daddy! Time to get up!”

Robin grumbles something she can’t quite make out behind her, tucking his head further into the crook of her neck and exhaling heavily. A morning person he is not, even with an enthusiastic toddler running about. Blinking the sleep from her eyes, her gaze settles on Roland, grinning at them from his perch. “Good morning, sweetheart.”

“Morning!” he answers eagerly, repeating in a determined tone, “It’s Easter!” As if Regina is unaware of that fact, and clearly she’s not showing enough fervor for the holiday. “We gotta see if the bunny came and brought me anything.” Roland tells her.

His father shifts behind her, jostling the mattress a tad as he rolls onto his back some, still leaving his arm draped over her side, the palm of his hand resting over her waist. “Do I hear something about a bunny?” he asks, voice rough with sleep, eyes still closed as Regina turns onto her back as well and glances over at him.

“The Easter Bunny, Daddy!” Roland exclaims, clamoring up the bed and flopping down onto Robin’s abdomen, ignoring the gruff Robin lets out at the sudden weight and loss of air. He grins at his father, electrified eyes shifting to Regina as he snuggles in between them.

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“Things were very hot that year. All the wax was melting in the trees. He would climb balconies, climb everywhere, do anything for her, oh Danny boy. Thousands of birds, the tiniest birds, adorned her hair. Everything was gold. One night the bed caught fire. He was handsome and a very good criminal. We lived on sunlight and chocolate bars. It was the afternoon of extravagant delight. Danny the daredevil. Candy went missing. The days last rays of sunshine cruise like sharks. I want to try it your way this time. You came into my life really fast and I liked it. We squelched in the mud of our joy. I was wet-thighed with surrender. Then there was a gap in things and the whole earth tilted. This is the business. This, is what we’re after. With you inside me comes the hatch of death. And perhaps I’ll simply never sleep again. The monster in the pool. We are a proper family now with cats and chickens and runner beans. Everywhere I looked. And sometimes I hate you. Friday — I didn’t mean that, mother of the blueness. Angel of the storm. Remember me in my opaqueness. You pointed at the sky, that one called Sirius or dog star, but on here on earth. Fly away sun. Ha ha fucking ha you are so funny Dan. A vase of flowers by the bed. My bare blue knees at dawn. These ruffled sheets and you are gone and I am going too. I broke your head on the back of the bed but the baby he died in the morning. I gave him a name. His name was Thomas. Poor little god. His heart pounds like a voodoo drum.”

The Signs as Arrested Development Gags
  • Aries: incorrect chicken impressions
  • Taurus: the Peanuts music
  • Gemini: Annyoung's entire arc
  • Cancer: needing the rights to things
  • Leo: "say goodbye to these"
  • Virgo: "I have made a huge mistake"
  • Libra: Lucille holding a wink for too long
  • Scorpio: the final countdown
  • Sagittarius: "a whole thing of candy beans"
  • Capricorn: the stair car
  • Aquarius: *anything about Ann* "...her?"
  • Pisces: "marry me"
Once upon a time, there was Candy and Dan. Things were very hot that year. All the wax was melting in the trees. He would climb balconies, climb everywhere, do anything for her, oh Danny boy. Thousands of birds, the tiniest birds, adorned her hair. Everything was gold. One night the bed caught fire. He was handsome and a very good criminal. We lived on sunlight and chocolate bars. It was the afternoon of extravagant delight. Danny the daredevil. Candy went missing. The days last rays of sunshine cruise like sharks. I want to try it your way this time. You came into my life really fast and I liked it. We squelched in the mud of our joy. I was wet-thighed with surrender. Then there was a gap in things and the whole earth tilted. This is the business. This, is what we’re after. With you inside me comes the hatch of death. And perhaps I’ll simply never sleep again. The monster in the pool. We are a proper family now with cats and chickens and runner beans. Everywhere I looked. And sometimes I hate you. Friday – I didn’t mean that, mother of the blueness. Angel of the storm. Remember me in my opaqueness. You pointed at the sky, that one called Sirius or dog star, but on here on earth. Fly away sun. Ha ha fucking ha you are so funny Dan. A vase of flowers by the bed. My bare blue knees at dawn. These ruffled sheets and you are gone and I am going too. I broke your head on the back of the bed but the baby he died in the morning. I gave him a name. His name was Thomas. Poor little god. His heart pounds like a voodoo drum.
—  Candy (2006)
Kids in Costumes

Kagami falls in love with the single father who comes into his shop with his adorable five-year-old.

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Kagami’s job at the local convenience store wasn’t anything glamorous or interesting. It was a job. It paid his bills and kept him busy, and the locals were nice enough. There was the pair of old ladies who he assumed were sisters that made him run around the shop to fetch their desired items, and as annoying as it was, they always shared their old-lady-knowledge with him, about cooking and washing and how to get rid of the gross stink from sneakers. There was the group of teenage girls who tried to flirt with him in the way young girls did, with bright red faces and stuttering speech, and despite being both amused and little weirded out by a bunch of fifteen year olds trying to ask him out, he always responded kindly, sometimes throwing in a wink or two just to see them fall over themselves as they rushed out of the store.

There was the weird giant of a man who came first thing after their morning deliveries to almost buy them out of their newly replenished stock of snacks and candy. Several times he’d tried to ask them man if he’d like to leave any stock for anyone else but always got a candy-stick shoved into his mouth and a sleepy “Bye-bye, Kaga-chin” in response.

There was the green-haired doctor who came in ten minutes before close on his way home from his shift to pick up either several cans of red-bean soup, or a whole list of vegetables and meats, muttering about ‘stupid Takao who had all day to go shopping but made him do it at ten-to-midnight’.

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Title: happy halloween, creampuff
Rating: general audiences 
Summary: Laura loves Halloween. She also loves horror movies. Carmilla does not like either of those things, but she does like Laura.
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“Well, this is surprising,” Carmilla deadpanned.

Oh, but it wasn’t. Carmilla had just been out for a few minutes - okay, more like an hour or two - but the scene she had returned to was a mixture between heartwarming and disgusting. Disgusting was the words she would use, but, of course, she barely meant it.

“Come on, Carmilla; it’s Halloween!” Laura squealed, grasping at Carmilla’s hands and dragging her into the center of the room where the the blonde had laid out two bean bag chairs, several bowls of candy, a whole set of different types of chocolate chip cookies, and her personal laptop. A personal laptop that was currently paused on the first few minutes of some horribly produced horror movie.

That wasn’t Laura’s only effort, though, no - the whole room had been altered. Streamers hung from the ceiling: orange, black, purple, blue. Is blue even a Halloween color?

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