a way of toasting someone

When Mike Nelson talks toast on Twitter things get heated.

Inventor of toast, forgive me if I’m unimpressed “Hey, some already cooked bread. What would you think, hear me out, if I cooked it again?”

— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson)

August 10, 2014

Toast: the best choice when you need a flavorless plank of crap on which to rub some horrible paste you’d never eat by the spoonful.

— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson)

August 10, 2014

Toast: the best choice when you need a flavorless plank of crap on which to rub some horrible paste you’d never eat by the spoonful.

— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson)

August 10, 2014

Toast: your go-to snack when discarded roofing tiles are hard to come by.

— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson)

August 10, 2014

“Hey, a piece of sliced grocery store bread. How inedible. Waaaiit. What if I dried it out and nearly burned it?! We’ll call it toast!”

— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson)

August 10, 2014

So @michaeljnelson is on about toast tonight. Again. I once tried to serve him toast. Hence the toaster-slot-shaped scar on my back.

— Kevin Murphy (@kwmurphy)

August 10, 2014

Butter seems like a perfectly delicious food. If only there were some scratchy, dry, flavor free tile I could smear it on. Hello, toast…

— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson)

August 10, 2014

@michaeljnelson I need you to please fuck off.

— BÄ$€D T0ÊT (@foxynathaniel)

August 10, 2014

@michaeljnelson I’m sorry honey I will never ask you to make me toast and peanut butter again. Did you know that I read your tweets?

— bridget nelson (@riffwife1)

August 10, 2014

Serving someone toast is the perfect way to say, “I find you to be less than human.”

— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson)

August 10, 2014

A young pilot laughs. “Two fighters against a Star Destroyer? We’re toast. Burnt toast.”
Leia has a way of looking at someone that makes them feel very small and very stupid. “Thanks for you input, Hobbie. Your tactical opinions are always invaluable.”
— 

The Empire Strikes Back: So You Want to be a Jedi? by Adam Gidwitz 

Everything about Leia in charge gives me life tbh

Jonghyun/Taemin; Toaster; PG

the one were nothin rly happens but its cute uwu

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My thoughts about tonight’s episode:

  1. Sheldon knows the right way to kidnap someone.  He learned it from Amy (”The Toast Derivation” 4.17).
  2. Richard Feynman has always been shown as being Sheldon’s hero.  Are we sure this isn’t his bachelor party?  It felt like it was catering to Sheldon.
  3. Penny’s line about Amy’s “ear virginity” was great because it was creepy from Penny to Amy.  That was refreshing.
  4. Penny could have changed that tire.
  5. The “sin closet” thing made me sad.  Why do they all have such terrible parents?  (Well, Mary isn’t terrible, and that makes me want Mary to swoop in and take care of Amy.)
  6. That was the first episode this season that didn’t make me cry.  Yay.

Thanks to the people who said they actually like reading my thoughts on episodes.  <3

anonymous asked:

Popular opinion on this website seems to be that taylor used to be an insufferable bitchy princess, and then she got a tumblr and went through a couple epiphanies, and suddenly became cool. I was wondering what your opinion on this is, because to me it seems like she was always pretty amazing, and that tumblr is only just recognizing her.

Idk man I always liked her in the way someone likes toasted cheese you know? She’s always been comforting and homey and I love her. But she has gotten progressively smarter and more self aware which I admire and I think others are starting to see.

anonymous asked:

lily + finally falling for james

  • James starts asking her out fifth year every now and then, its not really a big thing, but its enough for everyone to know he clearly fancies her. Lily says no on principle, because James Potter is immature and just because he’s cute doesn’t mean she doesn’t have standards. 
  • She’s sixteen and Remus is a good friend because they patrol together and study sometimes together and she even gets paired with Peter sometimes in Charms because they’re the best in the class and Flitwick likes to see what they come up with together. None of this changes how she feels about James because Remus and Peter don’t mention him to her and James only asks her out once or twice, like a spur of the moment thing he’s suddenly thought of.
  • Lily isn’t stupid, she knows how James looks at her but having an infatuation with an ideal is completely different from his actually liking her. (Her roommate plays Keeper on James’ team and she idly asks Penny if he’s ever asked after her and Penny just gives her this look and Lily flushes spectacularly when Penny says no.)
  • Its spring of their sixth year and James Potter hasn’t asked her out since Valentines and they manage to bicker with no real malice in the Transfiguration classroom because Lily is frustrated by how brilliant he is at it without even trying and James just goes, you think I’m brilliant? and the git, like he doesn’t know he’s brilliant. (He honestly does seem kind of shocked though, and Lily doesn’t dwell on whether his ego has really deflated because it doesnt matter, nope. 
  • Its summer of after their sixth year and Lily finds out she’s Head Girl without knowing who her counterpart is when Mary McDonald shows up on her doorstep and announcing their going to a seventh years party only at Potter’s house and Lily thinks about how two years ago she would have resisted. 
  • On the first day at Hogwarts Lily looks up from her toast to see James a little ways off, laughing at something someone said and wearing his shiny new Head Boy badge and she remembers him not being that tall, remembers his hair looking different or no, he got new glasses and his nose finally fits his face and then Mary coughs politely next to Lily and she just freezes because shit bollocks fuck bloody fuck no you were not just checking out Po– no
  • Sirius spends the first month of seventh year smirking at Lily like he knows her secret even though Lily has no secret to tell, fuck you Black. (so much later, Sirius says he knows what it looks like to love James Potter and it was written all over her face)
  • James hasn’t asked her out yet and they bicker about prefect schedules and Transfiguration (they will always bicker about Transfiguration and one day Lily will know what the smirk on James’ face means when they do) and Lily is surprised to realize that they argue about meaningful things, that no one else has ever challenged her opinion on the ethical history of potions and then Mary asks why she’s smiling so much and Lily thinks, fuck shit god bollocks oh fuck no, shit dont do this Evans.
  • One day a Ravenclaw prefect is arguing with Lily about the patrol schedule and says “You’re only giving Potter the good times because you fancy him” and Lily says without thinking “its not because I fancy him its because he has Quidditch in the mornings” and then freezes because wait, what. No. And James doesn’t even say anything, just tells the Ravenclaw she can switch with whoever she can find and if that’s all anyone has then meeting adjourned, see you all next week. Lily flushes so hard she can feel her skin baking with the heat and pretends to study the calendar until they’re the only ones left in the room and she’s sure James is going to say something, going to mock her and when did he become James, not Potter, and then James is saying night Lily and walking out the door and Lily is blinking after him because, what
  • He doesn’t say anything about and Lily is on edge for weeks. 
  • He’s eerily calm and when Lily demands if Penny has noticed it, she just looks at her pityingly and says, Potter is the same as ever, its you that’s gone bonkers.
  • Mary says, He probably knew all along, was just waiting for you to catch up. and Lily throws a pillow at her so Mary recites, right, sorry, he’s been fucking Sirius all along using you as a beard and now he feels guilty that you have feelings for hi – Oi! that hurt! you do have feelings for him I thought that was the point of this conversation!
  • At Christmas Lily breaks because James is perfectly normal about the whole thing and she’s furious (and bored, Mary adds; and horny, Penny says; and fuck everyone Lily needs new roommates). She confronts James while they’re watching prefects decorate the Hall and Hagrid is about to drop a giant tree on a couple of sixth years when Lily says, fuck you James Potter. James looks at her with a grin and says, yeah that’s been the point all along, so alright. Lily is furious at this and Hagrid is still struggling with the tree and Lily goes, you’re the fucking worst, Potter. and James says, yeah Hogsmeade on Sunday sounds great, Lily. and that’s how they get their first date to the sound of a sixth year fracturing her arm under a Christmas tree.