a w k life

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My heart is pierced by Cupid;

I disdain all glittering gold.

There is nothing can console me

But my jolly sailor bold.
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I’m trying to fight my art block and I received some lovely suggestions I’m going to draw.

Mer!Hanzo and Pirate!McCree was one of these.
@rebeza and @finchworks are my inspirations and I look up to their designs and AUs ‘cause wow.

Have you ever seen a prettier Hanzo?

anonymous asked:

YOUR NOYA IS SO GOOD I'M HOLLERING

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An AU where young Keith, a Filipino-Korean, moves to the USA; on his first day at school, he refuses to talk, partly because he’s not exactly very sociable but mostly because he’s incredibly embarrassed about his English and lack of proficiency in it. O and shiro walks in

TRIPS OVER MY OWN FEET oh my god this was supposed to be black and white but then i wanted to paint but then gave up andCHRIST. my art style changes 600 times during this comic its dISGUSTIGN. THEN AGAIN it was rly rushed i just wanted to get this idea outta my head before school starts.

reasons you should be reading the half life trilogy by sally green (a list i am 90% sure ive made before, probably about a year ago. like seriously guys its been a year, get to it already)

  1. witches, but not like conventional witches (also, modern day witches!!!)
  2. bisexual main character like come on guys there are few enough books around with bi characters already let alone bi main characters
  3. sarcastic little shit of a main character too
  4. um hello??? witches???
  5. GABRIEL
  6. sexuality isnt made into a big thing (as in there is no big reveal for it, it just is) aND NEITHER IS IT SOME SUBTLE BULLSHIT THAT YOU CAN EASILY MISUNDERSTAND NO SIRREE
  7. do i need to say anything more?
  8. ITS BEEN OUT FOR OVER A YEAR AND STILL THE FANDOM IS LIKE MAXIMUM 10 PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE
  9. GREATEST FANDOM EVER THOUGH
  10. pls read it

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Y’know how with Voltron Adventure Time AUs Lance is normally Finn cause Jeremy, and if it’s Klance then Keith is Flame Princess? Well, what if Lance is Prince Gumball and Keith is Marshall? (Which would mean Keith would sing I’m Just Your Problem which is something I need to hear in my life) I haven’t watched Adventure Time in a while so I don’t know who everyone else would be, but I just had to say this cause the idea of Keith singing I’m Just Your Problem won’t leave my mind

boyfriend!jae

youngk | jae | sungjin | wonpil | dowoon

masterlist

(pic is from jae’s first vlog)

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- ok right this hardworking talented angel would be the best boyfriend ever like don’t even fight me on this I k n o w he would be a gift in your life like he is everything

- you’d probably meet at like a music show or something and he was hosting it and you were either a makeup artist or stylist or something

- and he’d be super flirty as always but not in a greasy way like it would be cute and you’d be blushing and flattered

- “wow y/n you do my makeup so well!”

- he’d compliment everything you did as a way of getting your attention or showing you that he liked you

- either way you would love it and be smitten with him already and you’d be sad when the show ended

- but he would slip you his phone number or hit you up on twitter like not even an hour later and would be talking to you all evening

- then it kinda just went from there like when he wasn’t busy you would meet up and just chill or go and get food bc we all know jae loves food

- you’d probably be the one to encourage him to do his first vlog as well, you’d be sitting out of the cameras view and smiling as he chatted away

- wearing his clothes is a must like have you seen his jumpers they are sooooooo cute and soft like please

- makeupless jae would be a frequent thing

- like when he got home he would take his makeup off and mess up his hair and he would look so soft and boyfriend that you honestly wondered how you got so lucky

- “you should go like this more often.” “what, no makeup?” “yeah, it’s pretty.”

- and then he’d blush and mumble some excuse about how he didn’t like how he looked and you’d spend the next hour assuring him that he was beautiful and didn’t need makeup and there would probably be tears but you were there to dry them

- I feel like jae would be really soft and very emotional but he’d only let you (and brian lets be real they’re the truest of bros) see him that vulnerable because he trusted you

- coffee dates, picnic dates, fancy dates to a restaurant

- honestly any date which involves food then jae is all there for it

- but he’d also just love to stay at home with you in your pyjamas and watch some tv shows or just sit together in silence, maybe he’d get his guitar and play around with chords and lyrics, asking for your advice on songs he’d just written

- and every song he wrote was about you and his love for you but he plays it off like it isn’t because he doesn’t want to get all soft and he knows if he looks at your smiling face that he’ll crumble and soft!jae is back and oh my here come the tears

- seriously though very very caring and sweet to you, your his world and he wouldn’t be himself without you

- because he is the oldest you would look after the younger members together, especially wonpil and dowoon as they looked up to you and adored you

- sungjin would be grateful that you are looking after the kids because he needs a break

- brian is salty and lowkey thinks your taking jae away from him but he soon grows to love you almost as much as jae does and treats you like one of the family

- jae would probably talk to you about your future all the time and he’d even name your kids and where you will get married and you’d be like woah jae we’re only young and he’s like better sooner rather than later

- but for real though I think once he had found you and gotten serious with you it would be full steam ahead and he would be so ready to take each step with you that it kind of scared you but at the same time you were excited that jae loved you

- and boy he was definitely in love with you

Okay but I love love love LOVE how someone decided that Handsome Jack’s favorite method of killing people is strangulation because do you K N O W how personal that is? You watch the life leave their eyes, feel their pulse slow down, and all the while they get to watch you do it. You are the last thing they see before they die. Not to mention it’s a show of strength, a power play sorta thing. It suits him honestly and it makes him so much deeper when you think of it like that.

  • me: *takes a deep breath*
  • me: i lo-
  • anyone who has been in a one meter radius of me ever: yes, you love archie andrews. we know. you love your "smol cinnamon roll" your "tiny son who deserves the world". we k n o w. you want to protect him with your life, you'd die for him, he deserves better, you would both adopt and marry him wE KNOW OKAY WE KNOW you love archibald "archie" andrews we fuCKING KNOW OKAY WE KNOW YOU LOVE HIM STOP IT

“He kept saying he didn’t mean it. I didn’t know if he meant he didn’t mean for us to end or to even happen in the first place.”

-L.C

|I D I D N’T K N O W|

some S4 thoughts

first up: i actually really enjoyed this season. i know, i know, i was surprised too. as a hardcore Shiro and Blackashi stan i went in expecting to have to suffer through it but in the end… i really enjoyed it. so here’s a few of the things i really liked about this season (i won’t do any in depth meta for now):

  • Keith… just left to join the Blade of Marmora? i didn’t see it coming at all but it was… really good? i loved that storyline a lot because there was so much going on for Keith, and so many conflicting emotions, and it felt like something Keith needed to do for himself (bundled up with a lot of Feelings about his Place In The Team etc). I just… i really enjoyed it as a storyline.
  • seriously this season made me actually love Keith. like… LOVE Keith. he went from being my least fave to my child i’m Shooketh
  • and no, this isn’t a “oh i’m just happy he’s gone fuck that guy” thing i genuinely enjoyed the storyline and i’m genuinely intrigued about how his time with the Blade will go and how/when he’ll come back to the team
  • Kuron got 100% less creepy and 7000% more loveable to the extent that i started calling him Ryou cos i wanted him to have a proper name
  • the fact that Kuron/Ryou actually got a personality of his own and storylines gives my cynical jaded heart a faint hope that he might live through all this and actually become Shiro’s twin and then i’ll cry real tears
  • i’m still highkey worried about where OG Shiro is and i’m kinda bummed we didn’t get that whole clone thing resolved but in the meantime Ryou was … adorable, actually, and i really warmed up to him
  • HE FLEW THE BLACK LION YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I’M SO EMO RIGHT NOW HE FLEW THE LION
  • He flew!!! the Black Lion!!!! she let him fly!!!!!!! I’M JUST!!!!!
  • it honestly warms my heart to see Shiro’s grumpy froggo twin get to hang out with all Shiro’s friends i’m just :’)
  • on a meta level a lot was going on with the whole “Voltron Show” thing and how the team struggled without Shiro and there’s a lot i wanna pick apart at some point but yeah… it was cool
  • did NOT expect to love Matt Holt as much as i did
  • ep4 felt like a wild drug trip but it gave us some absolute solid gold one-liners
  • “muscles speak louder than words”
  • “I could never replace you Shiro. You’re our most popular character!” HOW DO I TELEPORT INTO THAT REALITY
  • it’s literally canon that Shiro has screaming fans who hold up posters of him i wanna cry it’s gold also MOOD
  • LOTOR FUCKING HELL MY DUDES he was everything i wanted him to be he’s like deadass a fucking PSYCHOPATH he just murdered??? Narti???? what the fuck??? i honestly love him as a villain i can’t wait for him to fuck shit up and then die in a satisfying way

i’m sure there’s more but this is just off the top of my head the edited highlights of why i came out of this in a good mood. also the other reason is i’m a petty bitch who’s been put through hell by this screaming dumpster fire of a fandom and i was proved right about a lot of things and now i’m fucking smug and watching people crytype about how terrible this was cos wah wah there was no k/ance or w/e is adding years to my life ANYWAY BYE