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My coworker drew some cartoon children on the white board in the dining hall. Neither of them have noses, which bothers me a great deal, so when no one was looking, I drew one on each of them.

I just looked at he board again today. The noses had been erased. So… I’m drawing them on again.

Nygmobblepot shippers fighting Gobblepot shippers again, meanwhile I’m here shipping both of them like

Y'all need to chill.

anonymous asked:

Ahoy there! What be yer favorite voltron fanfics, might I be askin'?

house on fire  - teen and up - 11k

When Lance McClain is eighteen, he qualifies for the Olympics.

When he’s nineteen, he meets Keith.

Correlation does not mean cause, until it totally does.

barbie girl  - teen and up - 2k

Soulmate AU—Everyone hears the occasional stray thought from their soulmate—more of a glimpse into their mind than anything else. Unfortunately for him, Keith seems to have gotten the strangest, most irritating soulmate ever and seriously who the hell sings Barbie Girl at three in the morning, what are you twelve? Get some fucking sleep.

nightmares  - teen and up - 14k

Lance’s nightmares are getting out of control. It’s effecting his and the team’s performance, but he’s at a loss for how to fix this.

Apparently sleeping next to a warm body helps.

skin - mature - 3k

He’s aware of Lance talking to him, but he’s still too asleep to try to decipher whatever it is he’s blabbering about. He only starts paying attention when one of Lance’s hands goes to the drawstring of his pajama pants.

“Whoa, what are you doing?” He asks, slapping Lance’s hand away, cheeks warm.

“You,” Lance starts, pointing at him (and Keith notices that for all he’s made fun of him for the last forever for them, he’s wearing his fingerless gloves), “are not screwing up my skin care routine, man.”

(AKA: the one where Keith and Lance switch bodies.)

nine blocks and to-go cups - teen and up - 2k

“Can I have…six things of expresso?” Lance asks.

“Shots?” Keith offers, although he dearly hopes that’s not what Lance is asking.

(In which Keith isn’t sure how he ended up as a barista working shifts in the god-awful hours of the morning, and Lance is a regular who somehow manages to make it bearable.)

five times someone didn’t know keith and lance were dating, and one time everyone did - general - 4k

Keith shrugs nonchalantly. “I’m still mad about the whole ‘babe’ thing.”

Or, exactly what the title says.