a very flattering picture

I drew this on my laptop for clipping. and when daveed came off stage I was like “Yo can you sign this?” and he comes over to me and he’s like “sure!” and halfway through opening my sharpie he goes “wait… did you draw this?” and I’m like “yeah” and he’s like “that’s amazing!” and I’m like “thanks” and he gave me this HUGE SMILE and I was so happy he looked so cute.

And then the show ended and I was like “awe I didn’t get to have Jonathan or Williams autograph.” so I walk outside, and I go to the merch table, to take a picture of the autographed picture with the merch behind it and then the guy at the merch table goes “you do know they’re right behind you, right?” and I was like NO WAY so I go over to William and I’m like “Can you sign this?” and he’s like “Wow this is amazing!” and then Jonathan was like “Wow! This is amazing! Incredible! This is very flattering. My wife actually took this picture in my living room.” and i got everyones signature and I was really happy.

BTS reaction: their little sister is dating another member.

 Jin:

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Jin wouldn’t be too worried when he learns that you are dating Jimin, because he trusts his bandmate probably even more than he trusts you. The only thing that he would do is give you his own version of “the talk” to make sure that you’re safe and ask you not to do anything gross in front of him. 


Yoongi:

Originally posted by kimdaily

At first Suga would have a hard time excepting that you’re dating Taehyung thinking that he’s not good enough for you.

“But why him?” he would ask you before turning to Tae and saying “If you do not treat my baby sister correctly, I swear to god I will kill you!” 

He would be really angry the first few weeks after you tell him and every time you kiss or even hug in front of him he would give you an angry glare. But slowly his angry glares would change into smiles as he slowly starts to become more and more supportive of your relationship.


Jhope:

Originally posted by park-jimizzle

Hobi would be very supportive of your relationship with Jin since the very beginning. We would actually be extremely happy that you’re dating one of his friends and would love to see both of you happy. He would be so supportive that he can actually get kind of annoying sometimes, every time he sees you kiss or hug in front of him he would make comments about how cute you are.

“Aww, you two are such a cute couple!!”


Namjoon:

Originally posted by ksjknj

Namjoon would be the most overprotective brother out of the entire group. When he learns that you’re dating Jhope he would give the poor boy an entire lecture about how important and amazing you are and that if he hurts you something really bad would happen… If he ever walks in on you making out  or you sitting on Hobi’s lap in the living room he would immediately pull you off of him and sit between the two of you trying to separate you. You would groan at Namjoon taking Hoseok’s hand and pulling him to your bedroom locking the door behind you making Namjoon even angrier. 

“Y/N don’t you dare lock that door!”


Jimin:

Originally posted by beui

Jimin wouldn’t really care that you’re dating Jungkook. If anything he would be really happy and find you two really cute. He would also constantly try to embarrass you in front of your boyfriend by telling stories and showing not very flattering pictures from your childhood. If he ever walks in on the two of you making out he would just walk quietly letting you do whatever you want. But if he ever walks in on you having sex he would start laughing and yell “I hope that at least you’re using protection!” before walking out still laughing and probably teasing you about it afterwards.


Taehyung:

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Tae would know that you liked Yoongi long before you two started dating, because he is not only your brother but also your best friend. He would most likely be the one who sets you up with Yoongi, give you dating advice whether you want it or not and constantly help you pick out your clothes and do your make up whenever you’re going on a date. When you actually start dating Yoongi he would be really happy that two of the most important people in his life are together. Kind of like Hobi he would also find your relationship really cute, sometimes even going as far as taking pictures of only the two of you.

“I just want to look at it whenever I’m having a bad day. Seeing how much the two of you love each other makes me extremely happy.”


Jungkook:

Originally posted by sugutie

Remember when I said that Namjoon is the most overprotective brother in the entire group? Well, that’s not true, because the most protective brother is definitely Jungkook. Even though he has a lot of respect of his hyungs he would immediately forget all of it when he learns that you’re dating Namjoon. He wouldn’t even let the two sit together on the same couch or even talk for each other for way too long. He would keep telling you how you’re way too young to be dating Namjoon and how he’s a pervert. It’s going to take him a really long time to finally except your relationship and even then he would have certain rules that he wants you to follow including: not kissing in public or whenever he’s around; not locking the door to your room whenever the two of you are alone in there and more…


REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Nude (Bucky x Reader)

Request: Please write me something that won’t make me cry like all your other stuff. A shirtless Bucky would be nice.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: I decided to make it a naked Bucky instead… Hope that isn’t a deal breaker ;)

You snuggle closely into the bare chest of your boyfriend, releasing a content sigh. The cool metal of his arm wraps loosely against you as he kisses your neck. You smile at his touch, loving the sensation that ran across your skin. Bucky’s affection sent your insides into a flurry of butterflies as he continues to drag his lips over your skin. You close your eyes, leaning into his touch further, remembering the events that took place mere moments ago.

Today, you both decided to take pictures of each other. Bucky’s leaving for a lengthy mission tomorrow, and you wanted to give him something that he could have while he’s away. Although they weren’t the type of pictures you and him would typically take. They were the type of pictures that were for your eyes only.

They’re nudes of the two of you.

You swipe through the pictures you had taken. You sit in Bucky’s lap, staring at the pictures. The silence between you isn’t awkward, but that still doesn’t stop you from having a small blush creep up your neck. He pulls you closer against him, wanting to get a better view over your shoulder. His eyes widen at a very flattering picture of your chest.

“That one’s my favourite.”

You playfully roll your eyes. “It’s just my boobs, Buck.”

“Believe me, I know.” he smirked.

You let out a small laugh, and scroll to the next photo.“Well, this one is my favourite of you.” You shove your phone closer to his face, showcasing a picture of Bucky in all his naked glory.

“I’m not a fan of that one.”

You release another laugh, and lean back to place a soft kiss on his lips. It starts off innocent, and sweet but quickly turns to a heated make out session, making your tongues fight against each other in dominance. Bucky’s hands drifts up your body, finding their way up to your breasts, giving them a playful squeeze. You pulled away from the kiss, looking straight into his lustful eyes.

“How would you feel about a video to go along with all of those pictures?”

anonymous asked:

How the band react to finding out their s/o is good at art and draw their partner draws them a lot as practice?

2D: 2D would be a bit bashful about it, he never would have thought you’d use him as model. He’d ask to see some more of your sketches and just gush about how talented you are. He’d always ask you if you needed him to do something specific to get inspired. If you had the basic sketch of what you would draw down, he’d sit there a watch as you work. 2D would make little noises while admiring your work, things like. “Woaaah!”, “Oh my.”, “Wow!” It made you giggle and kiss him. You needed a break anyway.

Murdoc: This man would be all over it. He’d immediately start posing for you, try on different outfits. He’d even try to get you to post some of your work on the Gorillaz’s social media. You’d laugh at the pickle man and knew exactly what to do. “Babe?” You yelled into the hallway. Within seconds Murdoc was in front of you grinning. “Can I help you?” You pulled him into the room and said, “Could you model for me?” He chuckled and agreed rather enthusiastically. “Okay stand there and just look natural!” You pushed him against the wall. He leaned against it and brought his left leg up. He looked out into the distance while lighting a cigarette. You giggled as you worked. Murdoc thought that meant he looked too dramatic and often changed his pose. “Done!” You chirped and he ran over to look at your work. “WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!” You had drawn a giant pickle with Murdoc’s face on in. “I think this is a great piece for your Instagram page.” You laughed as Murdoc stomped away.

Noodle: Noodle would be a bit shocked she hadn’t noticed before. She would ask to look at some of the pictures you drew and admire your work. “These are amazing… I had no idea you were so talented.” Noodle then gently touched the paper. You blushed a little at her actions. “Is it easy to draw these when I’m moving around?” You take a second to think, “I mean no not really but if I can get the general outline of your body, I can usually come up with the rest.” Noodle smiled and asked, “Do you want me to model for you?” You giggled and kissed her. “That’d be nice.”

Russel: Russel would be confused as to why you would want to use him in your pictures but he’s also very flattered at the same time. When he catches you sketching him, he asks if he can watch you work. He watches your techniques closely and follows the movement of your hands. After the picture is finished, he kisses your sore hands and looks at the piece. He smiles and kisses you before hanging it on the fridge. “I want everyone to see this.” You giggled and hug your boyfriend before admiring the work yourself.

The Boardroom

Characters: Henry Cavill the Actor, Unnamed OFC

Summary: Henry is suing a fan fiction writer for slander. He changes his mind shortly after seeing her. Even though she is angry with him, she can’t deny what she wants for long.

Rating: Explicit; NSFW 18 +

Warnings: Intimidation, Fingering, Dirty Talk, Angry Sex, Office Sex, Teasing, Denial, Groping, Power Struggle

Word Count: 1,803

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anonymous asked:

Do you think that Romeo and Mercutio are in love ?

No, I really don’t. I’m peripherally aware that this might be ship couple, and you’re welcome to ship them, but I think there’s no textual reason to think they’re in love.

The main thing is that Romeo spends all his time pining and chasing after women, and I do think it’s quite important for his love for Juliet to be genuine and undistracted. mainI can’t find anything suggesting that Romeo has any particular feelings for him other than camaraderie and friendship (even considering the sexual banter – more on this later). So I very much doubt that there’s any attraction on his side.

I suppose the main textual support for this kind of interpretation is that Mercutio is a little too interested in Romeo’s sex-life, constantly turning Romeo’s words into sex jokes and sexualising his infatuation with Rosaline. A good example is when he says that

‘Twould anger him
To raise a spirit in his mistress’ circle
Of some strange nature, letting it there stand
Till she had laid it and conjured it down –
That were some spite. (2.1.23-27)

Which is a roundabout way of saying that mocking Romeo is nothing in comparison to ‘raising a spirit’ (having an erection) in Romeo’s mistress’ ‘circle’ (mm-hmm), and letting it ‘stand’ there until she does something to make it go down. And then the more simple one: ‘O Romeo, that she were, O, that she were / An open-arse, thou a poperin pear! (2.1.37-38): note the sexual pun on the ‘O’ (another one of those pesky female circles) and ‘pop-her-in’ on ‘poperin’ which is a particular type of pear (the implication is not so different from the aubergine emoji today).

If you wanted to construe this as a potentially sexual interest in Romeo himself, then it’s an unreciprocated interest. But then Mercutio tends to sexualise everything. It looks like he’s not so much interested in Romeo as in sex in general, and Romeo’s adoption of the lover persona makes him a prime target for sexualised ramblings.

The other thing is that Mercutio’s chief attitude towards love is deflationary – i.e. he tends to mock romantic love and uncover the sexual underpinnings of romantic love. That makes it highly unlikely that, even if he has a sexual interest in someone, he would be in love with them per say. I mean, take this line:

If thou art dun, we’ll draw thee from the mire
Or, save your reverence, love, wherein thou stickest
Up to the ears. (1.4.41-3)

Mercutio says Romeo is stuck up to the ears in the mud or love, but prefixes love with ‘save your reverence’ – which is something you say just before saying a naughty word (like ‘pardon my French’). He’s basically suggesting that being up to the ears in love is pretty much equivalent to being up to the ears in shit. How much more cynical can you get? Even Mercutio’s interest in sex is mocking and cynical – what he values above all is witty banter, and love dulls a man: ‘drivelling love is like a great natural that runs / Lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole’ (2.4.88-89). A ‘natural’ is a term for an idiot, and the picture he paints is hardly very flattering. Essentially his point seems to be that love turns a man into a fool controlled by his sex drive. 

I don’t deny that there might be non-heteronormative love (as far as that term applies to early modern literature) in the play, and Mercutio could be a good candidate because of his treatment of sex. Still, it’s also worth observing his general cynicism towards love and sex. Anyway, even a little too curious interest in somebody’s sex life doesn’t necessarily entail a romantic or sexual interest, because talking about sex is part of that strange but long tradition of masculine bravado and showing off about sexual exploits that you hear even today. After all, Mercutio is very firmly embedded in the toxic masculinity of the society of Verona, as his attitude towards Romeo’s refusal to duel with Tybalt and his subsequent goading of Tybalt shows very clearly.

Plans and deception in the season finale: Ludo and Glossaryck's gamble against Toffee.

I promised a third analysis on the season finale of Star vs. the Forces of Evil in which I discuss Ludo’s lying and speculate on Glossaryck’s whereabouts. It’s taken me a while to get my thoughts in order.

In the meantime, while I was thinking, I read a very good analysis of Ludo’s characterization which, while it has some flaws, mostly makes some excellent observations about Ludo. The blog also has an interesting comparison made in the season finale. Both of these posts form an intriguing puzzle piece which I will make use of in this analysis. My thanks to the author.

Let’s first return to the issue I raised in my comparison and contrast analysis – that of Ludo’s lies.

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Pasimpleng Landi sa Tumblr

1. Hanap ka lang sa dashboard ng mga taong “pwede”. Kapag nakakita ka na ng mukhang pwede, check mo na iyong profile.

2. Check the blog meticulously. Check mo kung in a relationship ba siya. Or kung may chance ba. Or alamin mo na rin iyong mga interest niya sa life at mga pinagdadaanan na great conversation starter.

3. Like mo lahat ng post niya. You know, para magpapansin.

4. Right after i-like ang lahat, post ka agad ng very flattering na picture mo sa blog para kapag chineck niya ang blog mo, makikita niya agad kung interesado ba siya sa picture mo. More motivation din to browse through your blog.

5. Mag TA ka sa kaniya ng mga gusto mo pang malaman. Essential questions are: may jowa ka ba? o willing to date? ano hanap mo? chorva chorva chorva.

6. Message mo na rin siya. Try to take the convo light. Get into it deeper and deeper.

7. Kapag nakakuha na kayo ng common ground in terms of interest, ask him or her out with a segue na dahil pareho niyo iyong gusto.

8. You do the magic!

p.s. sabaw na ako so whatever.
p.p.s. don’t me.

((Fear not I am indeed alive and still continuing this blog! As of tomorrow, I am free, so I’ll get started on some asks, but here’s a picture of a cute idea i’ve had since I’ve been gone so long~
Because En didn’t really formerly meet Atsushi or Kinshiro until all three were in middle school, I assume he never got to see that super cute little schoolboy outfit Kinshiro wore when he was younger (I assume the flashback it’s shown in is from elementary school,  it looks like an elementary school uniform to me), and to be honest I think his reaction upon finally being shown would be pretty similar to mine… so here it is! Atsushi had asked his mom to email the picture to him once the realization struck him and he thinks its hilarious, and also kinda cute. Kinshiro is confused.))

SLYTHERIN POTTERMORE ANALYSIS

Slytherin

Slytherin, per the quiz, gets a little bit shafted: they have the most answers that are terrible (not even people who are otherwise very, very Slytherin will give them), and they tend to be associated with very negative things. Even with the rehabilitation Pottermore’s Welcome Letter tries to give them, the fact remains that JKR is still not very fond of this House, and it shows in the quiz. Hufflepuff may have some singularly horrible answers (trolls, superstrength, draw lots, trumpet) - but it tends to make up for it with other, good answers on the same question (werewolves, talk to animals) or by not having a lot of weight in those

In fact, Slytherin relies most heavily of any of the Houses on its element to get new students. Slytherin is hugely associated with the element of water, and is the House where an affinity for the element - and only an affinity for that element - is most likely to Sort a person there. (Sea or luminous pool/merpeople/river goes a LONG way towards Slytherin, particularly with the weight on merpeople.) Water is a HUGE marker for Slytherin; I’ve even heard people say that the lantern-lit alley path feels more “watery” than the other options. (It certainly resembles the Slyth common room most, with the dark feel and the lanterns on the bedposts.) Water is also associated with mystery, another huge Slytherin trait: something that’s dark and mysterious appeals to them greatly, even if it seems dangerous. They’ll go for experiences that Ravenclaws are too afraid to touch.

The river in Pottermore represents unity, and Slytherin is a group-oriented House. Like Gryffindor, Slytherins are seeking individual greatness - but Slytherins look out for their own group and see themselves as much more unified than Ravenclaws or Gryffindors. (Remember, per the welcome letter, Slytherins are brothers; they’re focused on their own in-group, although that group tends to be much more cliqueish and exclusive than Hufflepuff’s group.) However, a Slytherin’s loyalty to the group only extends so far: they won’t cover for someone who’s overshadowing them academically, particularly when they know that’s been achieved through foul play. (This is actually the question that Slyths and Puffs tend to split on: a large percentage of Slytherins do believe that group loyalty extends to covering up academic dishonesty, but JKR disagrees, per the quiz.)

Slytherins are strongly, strongly associated with the Dark Arts in the Pottermore quiz, where no other House is: anything involving a hex or a jinx is a solely Slytherin trait, per Pottermore. (Actual Slytherins, again, tend not to agree.) Per JKR, Slytherins fear public humiliation more than anything: a loss of dignity is worse than death. (In actuality, Slytherins fear heights the most. A fear of falling from great heights seems apt in the sense that Slytherins want to be at the top and fear falling from greatness once it’s been attained, but most people aren’t actually looking at this question in a symbolic way anyway.)

Slytherins care more about their reputation in the here and now; it matters even more than their achievements. It’s better to be powerful in life than renowned in death, because you can reap the benefits while alive. They tend to have the most diverse problems: snakes are cold-blooded, so cold bothers them, but in a more general sense the worst thing that can happen to them is being ignored. After all, you can’t be great if no one is willing to pay attention to you! Boredom is also a large issue for them; they don’t get lost as easily in their heads as Ravenclaws do, and they’re only interested in learning for the sake of applied knowledge. If it’s not useful, Slytherins don’t want to know it.

Slytherins are more interventionist and more risk-oriented than Hufflepuffs or Ravenclaws. They won’t fall back or be cautious: they want their wand out, ready to fight, and they’re not going to cede ground to anyone. On the other hand, they also consider Gryffindors to be needless risk-takers, perhaps a little too overt and blunt, and so they’re not going to go looking for trouble or charging directly into the fray. (Again, this is what they’re supposed to do; in practice, nobody picks the Slytherin option, which is pretty much a recurring theme of most of the Q5s.)

Slytherins are much more willing to take risks than Hufflepuffs or Ravenclaws - but where Gryffindors take risks for the greater good, or to be heroes, Slytherins are much more likely to be doing it to benefit themselves. (For example, Slytherins are more likely to want superpowers that may have great downsides, to learn a method of travel that is subtle and quiet but has the greatest risk of a life-threatening accident, or to take a mysterious potion with effects that most people hate - but only if they believe that they can achieve great personal gain by doing so.) The creatures they prefer to study are associated with one of three things: water, Darkness, or cunning.

Slytherins are cunning and confrontational - and lack a sense of fair play. They’ll cheat in a fight if they can get away with it, but woe betide anyone stupid enough to get caught; they’ll threaten a Muggle if they think they can. (Again, this is the quiz. Is it a very fair representation of Slytherin House? That’s debatable - but this quiz doesn’t portray a very flattering picture of Slytherin at a lot of points.) Slytherins are the only House that doesn’t list trusted as their #1 value (in practice, it’s their #2, with praised as their #1.) However, the values that JKR associates them with are much more explicitly negative: per the quiz, an ideal Slytherin would desire to be feared or envied, qualities with the most outright negative connotations. (Envy, after all, is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, and fear is obviously negative.)

Despite being a group-oriented House, Slytherins are cerebral - they don’t care so much for people, particularly people they don’t know. They have no patience for incompetence in others. They enjoy elegance and refinement, along with mystery. Where Ravenclaws want to explore mysteries and shed light on them, Slytherins want to be the mystery: great and prominent, but distant from the masses. Darkness, the flip side of the coin, the dark side of the moon: all of these are very essentially Slytherin.

Slytherins also are the most focused on the past and tradition. They value old relics, particularly those of their most esteemed alumnus, Merlin. (Again, this is a bit unfair while people are taking the quiz: after all, they don’t know that Merlin was a Slytherin, and could simply be interested in Hogwarts history. However, Merlin does represent a link to the past and tradition, and Slytherin is about both of those things - but this means that Slytherin ends up with some disgruntled people who were just interested in history.) They would prefer to preserve old things rather than the new; they look to the past rather than to the future.

Again, this is Slytherin House per the Pottermore Sorting Hat quiz. Personally, I could do a writeup on what Slytherin should be about rather than what it is (and ways in which the quiz could’ve been improved), but Anon asked for the traits of the Houses according to the Pottermore Sorting Hat. Slytherin, unfortunately, tends to get the worst write-up, and tends to have the qualities that nobody at all picks. (With Ravenclaw, imitated is always #4/6 for traits, but about 20% of Hufflepuffs pick it - so somebody is picking it, but not Ravenclaws. With answers like feared or silly voice,nobody is picking those!)


Serpents, I got this from here if you are interested in reading it all. It is good. 

galrasoldier-x7  asked:

Accidentally nudes symbol(on mobile rip me)

Sendak had been having a normal day so far, he’d been doing lots of paperwork. That’s when he got a text on his phone from a soldier he barely knew. It were some fairly revealing pictures of an attractive male galra and honestly, Sendak was used to getting these types of pictures.

Sendak to Unknown: You know I’m very flattered, and you are very attractive

Sendak to Unknown: But I don’t appreciate getting sexual pictures on my business phone.

Saw her add and gave her a call. Looked smokin hot in the pictures and sounded hot on the phone, so I went for it. I was disappointed. The pictures are her but they’re very flattering. More of a CD, and not a really pretty face. I won’t repeat, especially for the price.

  I called at our scheduled time, when I was close. She forgot, and was 15 min away. 15 min later she needed another 15 min to get ready.

When I finally got in I was immediately disappointed. She didn’t look nearly as good as in the pictures.

Started with a mediocre CBJ. Then I topped her in doggy. She’s pretty tight, I just wasn’t into it because it wasn’t worth the price of admission.

I occasionally think about how someone wanted my character appearance data after I posted a picture of Arelian on Reddit once. It was very flattering but, while I can’t really pin down why, kind of uncomfortable.

It was a weird time.