based on a story @1dkman told in our group chat and one of us obvi had to sterek it so i did
Stiles has the worst friends.
Okay not actually the worst. He is pretty fond of all of them - except Jackson he can go fuck himself honestly. Anyway, mainly he dislikes Allison and Lydia because they’re sitting there on beanbag chairs at their board game night with matching smiles. Tonight is a big deal for them because Scott is finally down from school, and it’s one of the few times they all get to hangout together. Except then the topic of Stiles being single comes up.
“I’m just saying you need to get laid,” Lydia tells him nonchalantly like she wasn’t his high school wet dream before they became great friends.
“You’re saying that as if it’s easy,” Stiles says blandly.
Allison shrugs. “Isn’t it?”
Stiles can’t help but roll his eyes. “You have all been taken since high school. You don’t know what it’s like trying to find someone not in your general vicinity.”
“Dude, shut up and get a tinder like everyone else in your situation,” Jackson says from behind Lydia, and it’s really a surprise that he talked at all.
Stiles looks to Scott, who’s behind Allison on the beanbag chair, for help and support, but he looks like he actually agrees with Jackson.
“That’s a wonderful idea!” Lydia exclaims delightedly.