i feel like the emoji movie could have been okayish if the main emoji dude was supposed to be a smiley emoji but he was too depressed to do his smiley job so he goes on a quest to find happiness and discovers that it’s ok to be sad sometimes and that revelation lets him just fuckign learn to fake a smile for the two goddamn seconds that the human kid needs to send a smiley emoji or something i dunno
So The Lion King is based on Hamlet, right? But since there are no people in the Lion King and there’s nothing to tie it to any specific time period, there’s no reason to assume that The Lion King and Hamlet are not happening simultaneously.
Tbh, I have no patience for men who are horrified by periods and refuse to even go with their girl down the tampon aisle.
Like? Not only does your meat stick squirt out mucus-y baby filled toothpaste when you get too excited, but you expect girls to SWALLOW that shit. You have absolutely no room to be disgusted in anyone else’s genitals. Please take several seats.
I love how Jon repeats what Damian said to him in the second panel. Even though he bickers with him and they fight a lot, Jon does listen to what Damian says and takes his words to heart. I love that about their relationship. They act like they don’t get along but in the end, there is this kind of grudging respect between the two of them. It’s great and I honestly can’t wait for them to become real friends.
Figure out what you want to do with your life and just do it. Dedicate a separate journal for you to write down all of your goals and detailed steps towards achieving them. Stopping sitting around and half arsing your way through things because you can’t seem to find any direction, because seriously guys, life is what you make it and sometimes you need to get up and force yourself to do the things you know will benefit future you. Things like I’m Still Young or I’m Too Old are out of the question, no matter how old you are, what you study or where you study, use the time you have right now to hustle. I mean really hustle. Because you don’t want to look back and say you should’ve worked harder, trained harder, tried harder, thought harder, fought harder. Don’t give yourself a reason to have regrets later on in life.