a to z otps

Imagine your OTP
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Person A:</b> *dead*<p/><b>Person B:</b> I got this<p/><b>Person B:</b> *leans into Person A's ear*<p/><b>Person B:</b> *whispers* If you don't come back to life you'll have no sex for 3 months<p/><b>Person A:</b> *shoots up* iM ALIVE<p/></p><p/></p>

so i know we’re talking about the playoff beards but are we talking about them enough? imagine tho:

-jack walking into the kitchen, rubbing at his stubble a bit. bitty can hear the faint scratching and wonders what it would feel like against his cheek, the back of neck…

-bitty not being able to look jack in the eye without a constant internal monologue of HOT DAD HOT DAD HOT DAD

-when the beards start getting longer, jack gets lil bits of food stuck in the beard (like bit’s flaky pie crust) and bits gets into the habit of brushing it out (and maybe his hand lingers a second too long) and jackie “hearteyes” zimms gives him the smollest lil smile as thanks