a thousand times a day

MARKS BRAIN: I got another idea.

MARK: I’m not eating hot sauce.

MARKS BRAIN: Nope. Not it…its…

MARK: Sitting in ice is out of the question. I am  worried for certain parts of my body should I do that again.

MARKS BRAIN: Too much information. No, not that either.

MARK: I like my body hair the way it is. No more wax no more pain

MARKS BRAIN: BOAT DOG!!!

MARK: Boat dog? Dog in a boat…hmm…I have  pool…

MARKS BRAIN: Yes….and….

MARK: I have an inflatable.

MARKS BRAIN: But most importantly - 

MARK: CHICA GET YOUR FURRY BUTT HERE. THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC.

Video Done

MARK: You think they’ll notice?

MARKS BRAIN: Nope. Never. Its not like they take every video. Gif is and reblog it thousands of times. You’re good

1 day after video posted

MARK: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!! I WANTED THEM TO BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC OF CHICA!! THOSE TUMBLR BASTARDS!!!

Gif belongs to Tinyblogtim [x] who also spotted this first possibly. I dont know who did. 

louis smiling being happy and dancing alone in the club has cleared my skin, fixed global economic issues, solved climate change, and made my day one thousand times better

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I don’t usually post other things on here, BUT GUYS I AM GOING TO CRY. A DOG’S PURPOSE IS LIKE MY FAVORITE BOOK, AND I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE. I’M GONNA SEE THIS MOVIE LIKE A HUNDRED THOUSAND BILLION TIMES IN THEATERS. I’M GONNA GET THE DVD LIKE THE DAY IT COMES OUT. OH MY GOD GUYSSS THIS MOVIE THOUGH FOR REAL.

Everyone go see it, and also read the book if you haven’t. It also has a sequel.

personally the biggest mystery in Skyfall is how Bond and Silva managed to slide down the escalators in the Tube with completely straight faces

like, both of them have undoubtedly lived and worked in London for a long time. they’ve probably taken the Tube thousands of times. from my experience riding Tube escalators several times a day, those metal slides in the middle call your name incessantly. I can see it on everyone’s faces. I know it’s on mine. we’re all thinking it. if the purge happened in London, the only thing everyone would do would be slide down those escalators. I know that Bond and Silva thought about it every time they were down there.

and you’re telling me that when they finally, finally got to slide down it, they look exactly how I’d picture they would look doing their taxes? please

Can you measure time? Can you feel the life fading away seconds,minutes ,hours and days? Can you have a notion that one day can worth thousands years in your heart? We are so powerless ,so tiny by measuring time ,by giving meanings of a world which is dying in a day or in thousands years… Time can be endless in a memory,in a feeling in the mind of a god…but can it be really in our lives inside the very being? We are so little ,we are still being fed by mother’s milk …there’s a long away to to be fed by solid food ,the real food…until then we are still living in caves ,still trying to measure time ,still trying to understand the three main questions…until then i will be in rejoyce by waiting to eternity …

i’ve been misgendered a thousand times a day on this trip but i don’t care because i’ve been having a lovely time. we went to a bookstore tonight and my disgusted aunt made us leave after five minutes because it was too liberal but those five minutes i spent in the poetry section secretly eyeing the queer section next to it were great. also our hotel lobby was playing years & years tonight so my mood tonight is raging gay

Virtual Heartbeats

Your heart beats thousands of times a day, pumping blood round the body to provide oxygen and nutrients wherever they’re needed. Every single heartbeat happens as a result of a co-ordinated wave of biological electricity running through the nerves and muscles of the heart. If it’s disrupted, the results can be catastrophic. One way things can go wrong is known as ventricular fibrillation, where the signals activating the big muscles at the bottom of the heart – the ventricles – become chaotic, making it wriggle and squirm, rather than pumping in the proper way. To find out more about what happens during ventricular fibrillation, and whether it’s possible to predict and prevent it, researchers have developed this ‘virtual heart’ – a mathematical model based on measurements from rabbit hearts. It’s even possible to dose the virtual heart with virtual drugs, to find new ways to treat or prevent heart failure in the future.

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FANFICTION WRITERS APPRECIATION DAY! !!

Beautiful writers….thank you a thousand times over for sharing your art with us!
Thank you for sharing your process and joining in with your fans as we celebrate each update!

I have so much love in my heart for you beautiful people….thank you!

Tagging just a few (really only because I know I’ll forget someone! Sorry!)…but please know this thanks goes to everyone tagged, not tagged, on Tumblr and not on Tumblr. 💛💛💛
@calebski @jheeley @canimallow @primruesabcd @thriftycrimson @nauticalparamour @disillusionist9 @laisvega @sableunstable @ash-castle @indiebluecrown @mysnarkyslytherinsecret @chiseplushie @sandyquill @somebluenovember @nelliequinzel @hogwartsaheadcanon @lascitateognesperanza @hollowg1rl

I’ve never noticed wonwoo until a few days ago… And I’ve watched this for like a thousand times, HOW AM I SO DUMB
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Monday’s. The worst day of the week, but I’m here to save you with weekly derps of whatever pictures or videos that I find funny!

I hope you look forward to Mondays now!:)

THE HASHTAG WOULD BE
#MONTEENDAYS

PS. Monday 12pm

anonymous asked:

Whatever happens, I hope Harry and Louis call each other everyday to whisper sweet things to each other, to just hear their voices and lie in their beds, to forget everything for a while. I hope they say I love you thousand times a day.

i can confirm that they definitely do that

Give yourself a break

I just came off of a few weeks that were both great, crazy, and soul searching all at once. Kind of amazing what happens when you unplug for a bit and spend some quality time in wide open spaces, with family, and in places you love. Anywho, it got me thinking, there’s something we all need to do, and perfect the art form of…

Taking a break. 

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lizziea2  asked:

"The temple stood right on that spot for fifteen hundred years. And we just managed to blow it up."

“Yep!” the Doctor said cheerfully.

“And you don’t think the locals might be a bit upset that we’ve just gone and exploded the home of their gods?”

Rose pointed at the massive crowd of sprinting aliens. The Doctor followed her gaze, and his manic smile slipped from his face.

“Ahh.” Blimey, took care of one cross alien only to anger a thousand others. It just wasn’t his day. “Right, then. Time to run I’d say.”

He grabbed her hand and together they sprinted towards safety.

Write a sentence of a story for me and I will give you the next five several

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Unique in East Africa - Dar es Salaam’s new bus rapid transit system

In Dar es Salaam, the East African country’s biggest city of five million people, rush hour has always meant chaos, until now. The first phase of a new bus rapid transit system opened earlier this year offering a swift, clean alternative to the traditional “dala dala” buses, a twist on the English word “dollar” coined in the 1970s when the system started as an answer to inadequate public transport.

“Every day, hundreds of thousands of people lose time, and therefore money, in traffic jams, which have become a very big problem in Dar es Salaam,” says Robert Lwakatare, head of the government agency responsible for overseeing the Dar Rapid Transit (DART) project.

A recent study estimated that traffic jams cost the Tanzanian economy $188 million (167 million euros) a year.

“It’s amazing,” says one young passenger who gave just her first name Judy, as a Chinese-made bus with bright blue-tinted windows pulls up to the platform.

There are 140 buses and 27 new stations in the transit system, enough to meet demand for the time being.

“Before I took two to two and a half hours to go into the centre of Dar es Salaam, and now it takes me 30 minutes,” Judy said after scanning her ticket at an automated gate.

“This might seem normal in Europe, but it’s not in our countries,” says Lwakatare. “All this is unique in East Africa.”

anonymous asked:

I don't think they will get out of that bubble though? In my eyes, they've picked faves and the rest of the fans are looked at as 'shit I need money, I know' 'I love you all' I swear if I met them, I'm screwing! And then they'll walk away because they won't be able to handle the 'I've been put in my place' I'd actually love to hear what they'd say to me if they said 'we can answer everyone's dm's as we're busy' and I reply 'but you can answer and notices the same ones'

Honestly though! I love them to death but you see the same people In their Twitter likes and notice almost the same people on Instagram. I love them but besides those 10 people they notice all together they ignore those other thousands of people that dedicate their time of day to them. I’m sad now.