Context: I’m a female Dragonborn Bard and my friend is a male Human Ranger and we broke the 4th wall and I seduced Terraf, goddess of the earth, and she became flustered and flattered. Easton seduced her and got a critical fail so he tried to kill her. And so our tale begins.
Terraf and I, Phosphorus, stand waiting for Farendal to arrive. He arrives and shoots Alchemist Fire on an arrow at her face and I use Viscous Mockery on him as he attacks me. This displeases her since he attacks me.
Faren: I wish to slide under her dress and shoot at her groin
DM: Uh…. Yeah, uh, alright then.
*Faren fails his roll*
DM: You slide under but shoot her dress and are now prone behind her.
Phos, from the Black Dragons: I wish to shoot my acid at him for sexually harnessing my girlfriend!
*Faren rolls too low and gets Acidic Damage*
DM: You trip on your cloak and are prone again.
*Terraf, being 21 ft tall, goes to crush him*
DM: In order to live, you have to be able to take 28 damage. I’ll roll the D10 10 times due to the special effect.
*rolls 6 times and he dies*
DM: You are crushed into the ground and become part of the earth. Around you grow a variety of flowers and a stone is placed.
DM, OOC: Dude she didn’t even want to fight you.
Faren, OOC: I just wanted her chair!
Phos, OOC: Yay! Me and my Goddess Girlfriend win!
HUFFLEPUFF: “There may come a time in your life when the universe will ask you to do something fantastically foolish for the person you love. I pray that you rise to this challenge with daring and grace. That you always recognize the wisdom in risking anything and everything for the good of your heart.” –Beau Taplin (A Most Unwise Thing)
I almost had a breakdown because I just remembered that Sherlock proposed someone on screen and it wasn’t John and the face John made at that was this. Like Sherlock just shot him or punched him. The disbelief.
Well well well, would you look at that. Another cis white straight guy being all preachy about SJW issues. Guilt much?
lmao this is rich, dawg. first of all, im neither cis, straight, or a dude, so, y’know, thanks for that, and second, i dont think being any of these things disqualifies anyone from saying relevant stuff about racism, transphobia, homophobia or sexism. if you have a point then you have a point. i know i can easily pass as these things you said about me, so im using them to be vocal about issues. thats called using your privileges, son
So erm let me get this straight: No mention of Harry OR any single on the Duran show aka someone on twitter tweeted it without proof and that's the reason the fandom ate itself alive all day? It was about Kendrick Lamar and his song that has a line with 7th of April in it? That's it?! I would cry laughing but I was just shocked at some reactions about a Twitter rumor?! Omg 😂💩😩
Anon asked: sorry i keep asking dick and jason questions but can you like do an overview of their personalities and like use in-text examples? its hard for me to get a grasp on characters and their mannerisms and personalities.
Quick Background: Jason practically grew up on the streets as a kid. Between his father who was stuck in a perpetual revolving door of prison sentences and a drug addicted mother, he didn’t have much of a family life before joining the Batfamily. His father was murdered by Two-face and his mother died of an overdose, leaving a young Jason to survive on the streets. Batman found Jason one night while Jason was in the process of stealing the tires off the Batmobile. Bruce will eventually come to take in Jason and give him the mantle of being the second Robin. After only being Robin for a few years he is murdered at the age of 16 by the Joker. He is resurrected by the Lazarus Pit and has since become the problematic character that we all know and love.
(Character qualities and In-text examples are under the read more)