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I Seduced a Goddess and Murdered My Friend

Context: I’m a female Dragonborn Bard and my friend is a male Human Ranger and we broke the 4th wall and I seduced Terraf, goddess of the earth, and she became flustered and flattered. Easton seduced her and got a critical fail so he tried to kill her. And so our tale begins.

Terraf and I, Phosphorus, stand waiting for Farendal to arrive. He arrives and shoots Alchemist Fire on an arrow at her face and I use Viscous Mockery on him as he attacks me. This displeases her since he attacks me.

Faren: I wish to slide under her dress and shoot at her groin
DM: Uh…. Yeah, uh, alright then.
*Faren fails his roll*
DM: You slide under but shoot her dress and are now prone behind her.
Phos, from the Black Dragons: I wish to shoot my acid at him for sexually harnessing my girlfriend!
*Faren rolls too low and gets Acidic Damage*
DM: You trip on your cloak and are prone again.
*Terraf, being 21 ft tall, goes to crush him*
DM: In order to live, you have to be able to take 28 damage. I’ll roll the D10 10 times due to the special effect.
*rolls 6 times and he dies*
DM: You are crushed into the ground and become part of the earth. Around you grow a variety of flowers and a stone is placed.
DM, OOC: Dude she didn’t even want to fight you.
Faren, OOC: I just wanted her chair!
Phos, OOC: Yay! Me and my Goddess Girlfriend win!


Jordan Fisher feat. Lin-Manuel Miranda - You’re Welcome

(Lin manages to squeeze another 4 bars into his verse compared to the original, by the way.)


kindergarten AU from my first stream ever today! thanks anyone who watched (it was 3 people, i supposed)

something i fished out from the trashcan to color *sweats*

this is the comic for this AU part 1

im thinking that yurio’s grandpa is the kindergarten owner, yuri has to see their grossness every day, and yuuko is the caretaker

anonymous asked:

Well well well, would you look at that. Another cis white straight guy being all preachy about SJW issues. Guilt much?

lmao this is rich, dawg. first of all, im neither cis, straight, or a dude, so, y’know, thanks for that, and second, i dont think being any of these things disqualifies anyone from saying relevant stuff about racism, transphobia, homophobia or sexism. if you have a point then you have a point. i know i can easily pass as these things you said about me, so im using them to be vocal about issues.
thats called using your privileges, son

anonymous asked:

So erm let me get this straight: No mention of Harry OR any single on the Duran show aka someone on twitter tweeted it without proof and that's the reason the fandom ate itself alive all day? It was about Kendrick Lamar and his song that has a line with 7th of April in it? That's it?! I would cry laughing but I was just shocked at some reactions about a Twitter rumor?! Omg 😂💩😩

Basically, yeah. 

College Things

- The guy in front of you in class is shopping for a charcoal grill on ebay. why. sir. we have a test next week. 

- Squirrels just….have no fear. None. Only on college campuses though. Are they okay? 

- Finding condoms, packaged and not, in various places. 9 times out of 10, if there’s something inside, it’s not what the condom is supposed to have inside of it. 

- Water balloon condoms. See above. 

- That one guy who wears the same hat every day and you see him every day and you don’t understand why he’s so attached to this hat what is he hiding 

- *single flake of snow appears* “Maybe campus will shut down tomorrow.”

- Campus doesn’t shut down. There’s three feet of snow and the wind chill is below zero. 

- That one corner of the library basement that no one goes to. It smells old and there’s probably a ghost there. 

- When you’re a pedestrian, you hate the cyclists. When you’re on a bicycle, you want nothing more than to run every single person over. 

- You see someone violently acting out a music video with their headphones in. You leave them alone because you were doing the same thing thirty minutes ago.  You hope it goes well for them. 

- Theater majors. Just…theater majors. 

- do the science kids???? ever leave the science buildings???? where do they sleep? 

- There’s a dog. It’s surrounded in seconds by over-caffeinated, under-hydrated students who haven’t slept in three days. 

- you find articles of clothing in really weird places and just. stop caring. glove in a tree? Cool man. Sock on the street? Hope no one needed that. Pants on the stairs of the dorm? Use a condom bro. 

- The dorm lobby television only ever plays sports, news, or The Food Network. No one is ever actually watching what’s on. 

- how are the art students even alive 

- that one professor that EVERYONE on campus knows, even if they have a completely different major than what they teach. 

- there’s a class. you know you had it. you know you have a grade for it. you can’t remember a single second of your time in it. 

- Where did that cat come from? No one knows. It’s always been there. You can’t pet it. Only stare from afar. 

- what is tipping? how does it work? idk tip the pizza guy five bucks for the ten dollar pizza. he looks tired. he’s dying on the inside. he saw a guy naked tonight. 

- Inevitable “pinned condom on the bulletin board goes missing” gag

- Your whiteboard markers are missing again. You put them out yesterday. 

- someone stole an entire skeleton from the science buildings. it got returned a week later without the skull. 

- Vocalist majors. Almost as bad as the theater majors. At least the theater kids don’t sing during breakfast. 

- there’s a piano in the student lounge. no one can play anything but Chopsticks and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. 

- your garbage is four feet tall and has been there for two weeks. you add more to the top. you took the recycling out yesterday.

Character Study: Jason Peter Todd

Anon asked: sorry i keep asking dick and jason questions but can you like do an overview of their personalities and like use in-text examples? its hard for me to get a grasp on characters and their mannerisms and personalities.

Quick Background: Jason practically grew up on the streets as a kid. Between his father who was stuck in a perpetual revolving door of prison sentences and a drug addicted mother, he didn’t have much of a family life before joining the Batfamily. His father was murdered by Two-face and his mother died of an overdose, leaving a young Jason to survive on the streets. Batman found Jason one night while Jason was in the process of stealing the tires off the Batmobile. Bruce will eventually come to take in Jason and give him the mantle of being the second Robin. After only being Robin for a few years he is murdered at the age of 16 by the Joker. He is resurrected by the Lazarus Pit and has since become the problematic character that we all know and love. 

(Character qualities and In-text examples are under the read more)

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