[whisper voice] It is currently 4:56 am. I have been trying to open this bag of cookies for approximately 43 minutes, but have not succeeded for fear of waking my parents up.
Will succumb to starvation in a matter of hours if I do not get to eat at least one of these Milanos.
Saw a really great edit of Dr. Phil. The fact that I was able to keep my laughter silent is a testament to the strength of the human body.
I can hear seagulls. I want to befriend them all.