Prompt: Clarke searching on craigslist for a husband and finds Bellamy
MARRY MY BEST FRIEND HE’S GREAT!!! Clarke set down her beer and snorted. A friday night spent with a six pack and Best of Craigslist wasn’t exactly living her best life, but it was all she felt like doing after the week she’d had at the hospital. She clicked the link and moved her laptop to balance more comfortably on her knees.
MY BEST FRIEND IS AWESOME AND DESERVES TO BE MARRIED!!
He’s crazy smart and kind of a grump but that’s only because he loves his friends and we’re a bunch of idiots. He’s pan and really hot, but he’d kill me if I posted a picture of his face so here’s a picture of his chest instead:
Clarke tipped her head to the side and considered the proffered torso while she took a long swig of beer. He was wearing a grey Arkadia University t-shirt that looked soft and worn, and he did have nice, broad shoulders that stretched the shirt pleasantly. It looked like he had one arm around someone— a male someone— and the other one held a bottle of the same beer she was drinking.
She scrolled on.
I’m getting married to my fiance soon and I figured we should just make it a double wedding because he deserves to be as happy as we are and he hasn’t had a boyfriend or girlfriend in too long. All you gotta do is show up and marry my best friend!!!
Guy, gal, or nonbinary pal
Patience with long, rambling historical anecdotes
Sense of humor because you’re really underestimating how many long, rambling historical anecdotes you’re gonna hear
I cannot emphasize enough how many long, rambling historical anecdotes he has
He hates going out so either you should be a shut-in too or maybe you should be the sort of person who can get him out of the house (I think the first one but my fiance says the second one is best idk use your best judgment there)
Burning hatred of the patriarchy