a source of inspiration

  • Virgo: Why is it, when something disastrous and drunk happens, it is always you three?
  • Sagittarius: [covered in glitter and wearing sunglasses indoors]
  • Leo: [sporting a hickey the size of planet earth on his neck]
  • Aries: [with a split lip and a shiner]
  • Virgo: Just sit down, I'm making you breakfast.
  • <p> <b>Hufflepuff:</b> *is babysitting*<p/><b>Baby:</b> *starts crying*<p/><b>Hufflepuff:</b> No! No you're ok don't cry!<p/><b>Hufflepuff:</b> What do I do?!<p/><b>Slytherin:</b> *trying to ignore the baby*<p/><b>Slytherin:</b> *sighs and puts down book*<p/><b>Slytherin:</b> Give him here.<p/><b>Slytherin:</b> *takes baby and rocks him*<p/><b>Slytherin:</b> *coos* You're ok little one.<p/><b>Baby:</b> *stops crying*<p/><b>Hufflepuff:</b> You're good with babies??<p/><b>Slytherin:</b> If you tell anyone, I'll kill you.<p/></p>
On the Phone
  • Hufflepuff: *nervously* Hey, Sly!
  • Slytherin: What'd you do?
  • Hufflepuff: Imayormaynothaveadoptedakitten
  • Slytherin: What?
  • Slytherin: WHAT?!
  • Hufflepuff: ...or two...
  • Slytherin: NO, HUFFLEPUFF! I'm not letting you take these kittens into our apartment!
  • Hufflepuff: Too late, I'm already on my way home. Their names are Huffle and Puffle and I would die for them.
The Crows as John Mulaney quotes
  • Kaz: I’ll keep all my feelings right here and one day I’ll die.
  • Jesper: You know those days where you’re like, "this might as well happen"?
  • Inej: Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.
  • Wylan: I don't look older, I just look worse.
  • Matthias: I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing.
  • Nina: It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them.