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How To Be Vahl

1. Sleep standing up

2. Freak out around trolls

3. Have more than one follower at any given time

4. Be a Dark Elf

5. Also be a werewolf

6. Have a voice in your head

7. Adopt a human

8. Adopt a Khajiit

9. Dress up your followers

10. Don’t trust glowing armor

11. Be a politician

12. Save skyrim

13. Have a Tardis

14. Slay vampires

15. Obey the mighty console

16. Summon cheese wheels

17. Avoid being a frozen elfsicle

18. Talk to slow-talking dragons

19. Make your own engineer adorable

20. Loot everything


22. Crash your Tardis in a river

23. Accidentally buy a troll

24. Make nerd references

25. Name any big metal thing Daxius

26. Summon dragons

27. Destroy all the thalmor

28. Change the hairstyles of your followers

29. Dress like a bird


Levi doesn’t love anyone.
The feeling is foreign to him, heavy and silver like the blade Erwin gave him the day he decided to follow his new commander into a world that wasn’t less dirty and bloody than his old.
Levi doesn’t love anyone, neither himself nor humanity, and not even freedom. He craves it like air, needs it so much that he sometimes claws at his own body because the desire is so deep - but he doesn’t love it.

Levi doesn’t love Erwin.
But if Erwin told Levi to throw his head back and to let his vulnerable, thin throat rest in his Commander’s hands - if Erwin whispered “trust me” and set a knife against his beating heart - if Erwin wrapped control around him like a dark coat, pulsing in his veins and sending him to soar over beasts and slay them -
Levi would obey, and he’d do so with a kiss and a “yes, Erwin”.