if hartley joined the legends there would be crying, lots of crying. tears of joy from me and every single person on god’s good earth who just wants hartley to have some screentime again which includes andy mientus himself. tears of fear of the unknown from the producers bc they can only have one queer character per show and they dont know what to do about this that doesnt end in death for either themselves or hartley or sara.
hartley upon seeing the legends for the first time: yikes. yikes. yikes. yikes. yikes. *sees ray* let me guess. you have a great personality
but then like, he’s actually a really good contribution to the team. he’s an admirer of stein’s and ray’s work in the sciences but he butts heads with them a lot. he clings to stein because OH BOY ANOTHER PARENTAL FIGURE I CAN LATCH ON TO and he also drifts to ray because it’s in ray’s job description for the team now to fill villain’s lives with sunshine and rainbows nowadays, and plus, hartley is like. my god it’s another cisco but taller and with slightly nicer hair.
ray: walks into a room hartley bending down elle woods style to pick up a pen he “dropped”: oh hi there raymond ;) ;)
hartley would very much want to be in control of things too though so he finds himself arguing with sara and rip a lot. surprisingly though he ends up being the one pushing for compromise? like. ok fine we can take this idea but we need to change this about it or else we will literally blow up
he gets along with amaya well enough. like. god wow youre like the only normal person here. amaya: actually im from 1942 so techinically- hartley: shhh. shh. sh.
when cisco finds out hartley joined the legends he tips off ray and nate that hartley is actually a big nerd and to see how many incorrect harry potter references they can make before hartley explodes at them. they get to like, a total of 3 before hartley makes them all sit down and watch the movies together. it becomes a tradition every weekend.
he already knew len and mick bc the rogues took him in for a brief period of time. they like to stick to the corners of rooms and gossip. they’re all asshole cats who will push your glass of water off the table for no reason
he loves jax. who doesn’t love jax. but it’s more like. i need to protect you from these weirdos. what do you mean martin drugged you once. my god this is worse than i thought im going to put you in bubble wrap. but they also tend to have nice and lengthy discussions about mechanics and hartley enjoys teaching him things. they have a good relationship
For my wife @lovesehunright as she deserves some Sehun (ex-) royalty AU because she’s an absolute angel and it’s her birthday!! I love you so much, and I’m so so glad that I decided to message you after seeing that post where you were looking for people to collaborate with way back then because it led to this amazing friendship. ♥♥♥ So, again, love you lots babe and hope you enjoy my bday gift for you— even tho it’s just too late ;; ♥♥♥
♕ Princess!Reader x Peasant!Sehun —
in a runaway journey; a train heading north and onboard: two amorous lovers that want nothing else but to be together.
You awoke to the shaking of a wagon and the melody of a husky voice singing. Eyes fluttering open, you lifted your head out of the uncomfortable position on your own shoulder, lifting your eyes over the carpeted floor of the train, following the golden accents along the floor over to the dark wooden wall and the closed door of your cabin and finally over to the owner of the deep voice on your other side. He was staring at you with soft, brown eyes, a small smile and his ruffled, black hair looked as if it was pushed and pushed back but still stubbornly wanted to hang down in front of his face.
There was still some ash staining his pale face, and his black, ragged clothes and cap were not being any more helpful. He was poor. But he didn’t care, and as weird as it may have sounded for a spoiled princess; you didn’t either. Call it stupid, irresponsible and ungrateful— call it whatever, but there was no stopping the young princess in falling in love with the blacksmith’s son, and there was absolutely no stopping the blacksmith’s son in taking her far, far away once he picked up on it.
21 September 2016: a radio station in Cleveland, Ohio accidentally announces that Niall will be releasing his debut solo single the following week. Fans cry pure tears of joy - quietly, it is only a rumour.
21 September 2017: Niall releases the music video to Too Much To Ask, the third single from his upcoming debut solo album to go to number one on iTunes around the world, a follow-up to the multi-platinum smash hits This Town and Slow Hands. Fans cry pure tears of joy - loudly & proudly this time, we’re ready for it.
The paradox space comic wasn’t enough, merely an appetizer that made me hungrier for more. Here’s some basic headcanons:
Thought it would be fun to play as a bard, but after many asskickings, decided to also rank in barbarian. Seemingly only rolls 20s and 1s. Has 6 sets of dice but only ever one at once because he keeps losing them and finding them around the house, none of the dice are full sets of the same colors either because he finds each die one by one. Forgets to eat while playing and sometimes talks in character the day after a session
Decided to play as a wizard simply to bar Rose of the opportunity to be the party’s magic user. Wanted to focus on necromancy in the edgelord sense but was given so many healing rings and potions by the DM that he’s forced to do the other side of his job as well. His familiar is his fursona, Awkwete Purrmusk. Worst offender of the “don’t argue with the DM rule” but surprisingly good character focus
Played as a wizard anyway, Dave’s best attempts be damned. Always on her phone??? Buts it’s okay usually because she’s looking up rules and names for various NPCs when the DM gets stumped. Always fucking rolling to seduce. Leeroy Jenkins all day every day. Really annoying to play with but it doesn’t feel right if she isn’t there to be obnoxious
The DM. Provides snacks and places to sleep in case they decide to go through the night (they usually do). Super open-world and adventure oriented. Usually only one fight or so a session, but those fights are fucking brutal. Gives out magical items a lot tho. Money too so you can buy all the cool items in the big cities. Spends weeks thinking up every detail. Never plays but has a huge binder of NPCs that she sometimes tags along as (usually animals or shape shifters that turn into animals)
Loves to play but usually can’t make it. Has to step out to take important phone calls. She’s played as one orc nearly every time and that character is so OP it’s basically a demi-God and is mentioned in other campaigns in reverent tones. Keeps forgetting which dice do what??? Super lawful evil but not in an annoying edgey way
Forgets his AC and Def every time it’s relevant. Stands up and briefly LARPs whenever he has trouble explaining with words. Brings weird snacks no one has heard of and are decent but always eaten last. Always an elf. There’s an on-going joke that he isn’t allowed grenados or any amount of lizards exceeding 1
A walking armory that has tried every weapon at least once. So immersed in his character he doesn’t respond to his own name sometimes. Never intends on staying the night but always the first to suggest it. Plays elves and humans exclusively except for the one time he was allowed to be a centaur and quickly lost that privilege
Makes friends with every damn character. Usually ends up as royalty somehow? Cried the first time her character died. Tries to rank in everything but is basically useless in most things because she’s spread so thin. Always the first to suggest breaks. Annoying chaotic evil player who is only chaotic when she remembers to be and that she shouldn’t have nearly as many friends as she does
Thought she had it in the bag after her days of FLARPing but fell down a hole and died nearly immediately and has never lived it down. Honestly just here for the laugh and chaos and doesn’t much care that her characters are perpetually poor. Loves playing with Jade because there are always ruins to explore. Usually a dwarf
Best damn rolls all the time. Barbarian + beastmaster combo usually. Quiet strategizer who only quips in when his character is talking or when the pizza roll supply runs low. DMs sometimes and has killer dungeons but can’t think of better starting places than taverns for some reason
Loudly complains over having to go somewhere irl to play a not-MMO RPG, but is very easily convinced to play regardless. Keeps losing his character sheets so he “restarts” every time but always as basically the same character. Plays as a human almost always but tries for mind flayer each time. Jade lets him play as ambidextrous because she knows it means a lot to him. Characters are constantly drunk as an excuse for him to “roleplay” fights with other players
Can’t even pretend it isn’t the best part of his week. Has played every class and race but won’t touch evil alignments because he sucks at those and he knows it. Favorite character is a self-insert Mary Sue in the search for love. Rolls like shit constantly and argues with Jade over rules just as often. Once got a grievous hit on an enemy that was about to kill him and cried actual fucking tears of joy
Not a single character isnt a Mary Sue to some extent and she isn’t even ashamed. Big on character voices and will legit scold other players when they don’t use theirs. Remembers all her special abilities at just the right time. Will out-roleplay the DM. Sometimes a halfling, sometimes a tiefling
Is a mess. Can’t remember her stats. Tries to heal everytime but has only played a cleric once so no one knows why she’s stuck in that frame of mind. Makes everyone tea when things get stressful. Plays all types of characters but all of them end up sounding like her vampire OC if she isn’t reminded every once in a while
Lawful neutral always. Usually highly agile orcs. Does homework on her racial and class bonuses before the session even starts. Has the most fun being an inconvenience to John. Isn’t allowed to have lizards anymore either after her escapade with Jake. All three manuals out at once all the time
Annoying chaotic evil character. Tempts Terezi to join the dark side every session but it never works. Knows everything about the game and all possible loopholes but keeps getting in trouble for cheating. Seduces everything as her go-to
Just glad he got invited. Didn’t know he could play a character that wasn’t him. Tries very hard to do character voices but keeps cracking. Is very invested. “Politely” argues about rules but “respects” Jade’s authority. Usually a dwarf
Shows up late always. Isn’t ranked in anything relating to charm or diplomacy but always rolls stunningly well in that area. Forgets he can get arrested in most large villages. Mostly just spectates. Never tells people that he plans to stay the night but always does. Doesn’t mean to anger Jade but keeps doing it anyway
He swears his favorite character he always plays who is a Demi-God military scientist sailor isn’t a self insert but is so painfully him in a different suit. Keeps looking over people’s shoulders at the manual/their character sheet. Forgets character names like nobody’s business but gets so mad if you forget his
Talks out of turn. Doesn’t announce what she rolled for but wants everyone to know she got an 005. Her characters are always mystical creatures but Jade likes her so it’s okay. Brings the best snacks and also a lot of carrots and beef. Tries to resolve conflict but her whisper voice is just so damn loud
The crisp winter air blasted you as you walked out of the store. You set your shopping bags down, zipped up your jacket all the way and put on your cap on when you noticed snowflakes starting to gently fall.
You grab your keys out of your purse, pick up your bags and walk to your car. You drive to the apartment that you and your boyfriend share. Unfortunately, he was away on a mission somewhere so it’s been kinda lonely in the apartment.
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