a s a p r o c k y

  • Hinata: I h a t e Kageyama
  • Yachi: Why? You're always together. If you're not playing volleyball, you're going out to ea-
  • Hinata: How do you know we go out to eat?
  • Yachi: Y-
  • Hinata: How much have you seen?
  • Yachi: A lot?
  • Hinata: KAGEYAMA!!!
  • Kageyama: What do you want du-
  • Hinata: S h e k n o w s
  • Kageyama: H o l y-
  • Yachi: You don't even hide it you idiots. Literally everyone on the team just assumes you're dating.
  • Hinata: c r a p
  • Kageyama: f u c k
  • Hinata: Don't cuss
  • Kageyama: Oh, I'm sorry *hugs Hinata*
  • Yachi: how the crap do you guys not expect us to think you're dating?
  • Kageyama and Hinata: h u h ?
RQ Name Game

1.) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D E - Maven
F G H I J - Evangelo
K L M N O - Farley
P Q R S T - Kilorn
U V W X - Cal
Y Z -Mare


2.) Your LAST letter of your LAST
name.

A B C D E F G - wants to
H I J K L M N - loves to
O P Q R S T - likes to
U V W X Y Z - hates to

3.) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B C - kill people
D E F - catch fish
G H I - fight
J K L - dance
M N O - eat
P Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U - sleep
V W X - watch the dawn
Y Z - bitch

3.) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - with Mare
E F G H I - with Maven
J K L M - with Cal
N O P Q - with Farley
R S T U - with Evangeline
V W X - with Kilorn
Y - with Gisa
Z - with Elara


WE TRIED IT WITH OUR NAMES
Tea:
FARLEY LOVES TO CATCH FISH WITH MAVEN
Dragon:
CAL WANTS TO FIGHT WITH MAVEN (LMAO PRETTY ACCURATE)
how accurate is yours?

The Sexy ABC’s

A is for Angus

B is for Bullshit

C is for Cock

D is for Duggle

E is for Eczema

F is for French Fryes

G is for Gunt

H is for Hell

I is for Ignorance

J is for Joshua

K is for Kill

L is for Love

M is for Mop

N is for ‘Nards

O is for Open Your Mouth You Bad Guy

P is for Pickle

Q is for Quicktime Media

R is for Ronald Reagan

S is for Sexual

T is for Tupperware

U is for Uuhhhhhhh

V is for Vaginus

W is for Whats that, a pussy?

X is for Xylophone

Y is for Yucky Yucky Balls

Z is for Zachary Get Down From There Right This Instant

heathers songs in a nutshell

Beautiful: I won but at what cost

Candy Store: do it and see what happens

Fight For Me: daddy

Candy Store Playoff: y i k e s

Freeze Your Brain: like cocaine, but legal and 1.29

Big Fun: i’m not drunk yuo are

Dead Girl Walking: fuck it (and me)

The Me Inside of Me: w o r l d  p e a c e

Blue:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Blue (Reprise): s l u t

Blue (Playoff): *collective kinkshaming*

Our Love Is God: dead af football players

My Dead Gay Son: e q u a l i t y

Seventeen: please let’s just be normies

Shine A Light: therapist? suuuuure

Lifeboat: Save me, please

Shine A Light (Reprise): Suicide isn’t the answer (it really isn’t guys)

Hey Yo, Westerberg: pep rally tonight!! 

Kindergarten Boyfriend: martha backstory

Yo Girl: the prey becomes the predator

Meant To Be Yours: this shit’s going down and going up

Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): look out you fuck

I Am Damaged: please let me do something good with my life and let me die

Seventeen (Reprise): let’s just try to be normal, please?

||❥ locker room dates (m)

s e o k m i n ! s c e n a r i o

b a s k e t b a l l  p l a y e r ! a u

Originally posted by j1nwoo

word count: 2,677  

genre: smut mixed with minor fluff? 

request: seokmin being a basketball star on the college team and one day he (meaning teammate hoshi) accidentally hits the reader and friendship/fwb starts idk

✎ finally completed this seokmin request :^) i already have another planned for him and it’s a combination of two requests so thank u to the anons who suggested!!


When Kwon Soonyoung had angled his elbow and placed a concentrated palm atop mahogany leather, he certainly didn’t expect the three point shot to bounce right off the rim of the net. It was simply a practice, a mere exercise before the tournament rumbled like a stampede of bulls around the corner. His coffee flecked irises feathered after the basketball’s jump off the net, sharp enamel piercing a soft lower lip as he watched it land directly where it shouldn’t have.

Your head.

Now Soonyoung didn’t mean to imbue the deathly fizzle in your glare, how you grasped the basketball and pulled back a swift leg before booting it toward his chest. It was by all means an accident, his feet lightly shuffling over a polished gymnasium floor as he barely stopped the leather from plastering his flesh poppy red. But what sunk everything even further into murky waters was the basketball team’s star player, Lee Seokmin, sauntering over to check of your state. Soonyoung studied the situation with pupils a thin line, eyelids nothing but tiny slits. You and him were somewhat friends after all, at least enough for Soonyoung to be aware of your heart’s content for Seokmin.

Keep reading

Your Ridiculous Fruit-God Name:

The first letter of your first name:

  • A - Blueberry
  • B - Tangerine
  • C - Cherry
  • D - Blackberry
  • E - Strawberry
  • F - Raspberry
  • G - Lemon
  • H - Apple
  • I - Grape
  • J - Orange
  • K - Lime
  • L - Kiwi
  • M - Cantaloupe
  • N - Watermelon
  • O - Honeydew
  • P - Banana
  • Q - Coconut
  • R - Guava
  • S - Pear
  • T - Pinapple
  • U - Apricot
  • V - Papaya
  • W - Lychee
  • X - Kumquat
  • Y - Prune
  • Z - Mango

Your astrological symbol:

  • Aries - Marmalade
  • Taurus - Pie
  • Gemini - Smoothie
  • Cancer - Jam
  • Leo - Soap
  • Virgo - Candle
  • Libra - Jelly
  • Scorpio - Juice
  • Sagittarius  - Extract
  • Capricorn - Preserves
  • Aquarius - Concentrate
  • Pisces - Puree 

The color of your left sock:

  • Red - the Mighty
  • Orange - the Gluttonous
  • Yellow - the Emo
  • Green - the Sexy
  • Blue - the Wise
  • Purple/Violet - the Sassy
  • Black - the Invisible
  • White - the Toxic
  • Gray - the Erroneous 
  • Brown - the Spicy
  • Teal / Aqua - the Nasty
  • Lime Green - the Flawless
  • Pink - the Petty
  • Multicolored - the Lovely
  • No sock - the Sensational
  • Other color - the Shy

The second letter of your favorite musician’s, actor’s or artist’s name:

  • A - Water
  • B - Leaf
  • C - Sky
  • D - Sea
  • E - Ocean
  • F - Earth
  • G - Celestial
  • H - Heavenly
  • I - Dirt
  • J - Fire
  • K - Lava 
  • L - Moon
  • M - Star
  • N - Sun
  • O - Wind
  • P - Air
  • Q - Lake
  • R - Grass
  • S - Tree
  • T - Ice
  • U - Snow
  • V - Volcano
  • W - Mountain
  • X - Plain 
  • Y - Sand
  • Z - Swamp

Now choose either god, goddess, or divinity to stick to the end of your new fruit-god title!

(For example, I’m Lemon Soap the Invisible Water Goddess) 

That’s it, you’re done!

Feel free to reblog :)

NerdImagines Masterlist #2 - Feb.2017

Hi guys, this is an updated masterlist as of 08/02/2017 as my old masterlist has practically nothing on it compared to this. Let me know if you have any problems accessing anything etc. and um, enjoy :) x

NSFW A-Z Headcannons - Full Alphabet

A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P - Q - R - S - T - U - V - W - X - Y - Z

X Men

Hank McCoy Headcannons

Being Cute

Sexy Times *

Sexy Times 

Fighting 

Getting Together 

Sparring/ Training 

Having Babies

Trying For Babies (Part 1) * (Part 2) *

Confessing Your Feelings

Christmas

First Date


Charles Xavier Headcannons

Getting Steamy*

Fighting *

Having Babies

First Time*

Charles Xavier Imagines

I of the Storm

“No Promises”*

“Class Dismissed”*


Alex Summers Headcannons

Sex*

Cuddles


Peter Maximoff Headcannons

Dating

Sex*

Cuddles

Proposing


Sean Cassidy Headcannons

Best Friends

Dating/ Cuddling


Piotr Rasputin/ Colossus Headcannons

Dating

Cuddles

Watching him Sketch


Erik Lehnsherr Headcannons

Sex*

Dating*


Kurt Wagner Headcannons

Fights

Sex*

Kurt Wagner Imagines

Sensitive Tail *


Warren Worthington III Headcannons

Dating

Sex*


Star Wars

Poe Dameron

Getting Steamy*

Dating

Alphabet Q&A
  • A: Ambition?
  • B: Best quality?
  • C: (favourite) Colour?
  • D: Describe yourself.
  • E: Easiest subject?
  • F: (best) Friend?
  • G: Greatest achievement?
  • H: Habit?
  • I: Interest?
  • J: Joke?
  • K: (first) Kiss?
  • L: Last name?
  • M: (favourite) Month?
  • N: Next thing you have to do?
  • O: Oldest family member?
  • P: Person you love?
  • Q: Quirks?
  • R: Realest dream?
  • S: Song you love singing?
  • T: Tea or coffee?
  • U: Underwear colour?
  • V: (greatest) Victory?
  • W: Worst month?
  • X: (ever had an) X-Ray?
  • Y: (best) Year?
  • Z: Zodiac sign?
PSA: Don't send writers/YOI crew hate for Otabek x Mila dammit

(Note: I too ship Otayuri)
But they gave us so much
This whole show, first of all
and many other things such as (but not limited to)
•pair skating
DAMMIT P A I R S K A T I N G
•R I N G S
•V I K T O R T E A R S
•H E A L T H Y & R E A L I S T I C R E L A T O N S H I P S
•D R U N K Y U U R I W H O ’ S G O T M O V E S
•A R E A S O N T O L I V E