“Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come
on down to Captain Spaulding’s Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the
Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don’t forget to
take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn
Since House of 1000 Corpses was released on this day back in 2003, I thought I’d find and share my favorite scene from the movie. Usually, I find Rob Zombie’s profanity-laden dialog boring. Not because I’m offended by profanity, I’m not. It’s just easy. Occasionally, however, he gets it just right. This scene is one of those times. Enjoy.