Things: Chaotic Neutral Weekend Edition
- OK so most of these are not chaotic neutral but it’s this weekend’s theme apparently so here were are.
- I had the weirdest fucking dream last night. I was accompanying Jay to a music festival and it was taking place on the beach where I grew up. There were a lot of people milling around and I started to notice that the tide had gone way out and usually in my dreams that means I’m about to get fucked by a tidal wave (a recurring dream theme in this old brain). But instead I look out and see the shadow shapes of these huge mountains that were never there before and they are covered in like Nazi insignias?? And then I notice there are these like Prometheus-movie-ancient-ones robot-looking motherfucking aryan aliens walking around and making sure everyone was white enough?? I told Jay “I’m….gonna find my way out of here” and one of the aliens started looking at me and asking why my hair was dark? And then got in an argument with another one because they had a couple of dudes who had curly hair there who were “cool” and they were trying to find the “acceptable” line? In the confusion I hightailed it to the exit which was in this like medieval cobble stoned alley and manned with a shrew-mouthed snaggle-toothed transparent old dude bouncer who was only letting “acceptable” people in or out. He started giving me the once over so I had to fight him to get out. WHAT THE FUCK, BRAIN???
- There is this big cemetery that I pass a lot while driving to do inspections. I just recently noticed though that at the very end of it there is monument with a large Mary statue arms up and pointing like a V. There are also three smaller ones facing out/away making a diamond of Marys facing cardinal directions like they’re over here calling the fucking corners.
- It is so immensely relieving to bring up your dislike, distrust, and fear of cops to a new friend and instead of them defending the one good cop they know, they just whole-heartedly agree. Yay, new friends!