a real friend wouldn't do that

  • Psychic: *reads my mind*
  • My mind: whenever I'm alone or if I'm feeling gray, there's one place I can go to brighten up my day it makes me want to sing that's how the show should end but wouldn't it be good if I could sing it with a friend fine whatever I'll join in too I might go outside to feel more alive without twitter where would I be I guess It'd be fit to stop posting sh-RUBBISH but tumblr's a part of me there's so many websites and so little time plus one or two you should avoid just don't stop watching youtube or we'll be unemployed the internet is here the internet is great when you've got lots of followers who need a real mate it might be antisocial but these days that is fine 'cause life is so much better when you spend it all online a place where you can be yourself no matter if you're geeky find friends that share your hobbies even if they're freaky where any question in your head is answered in an instant who care if you procrastinate your one shot at existence the internet is here the internet is great when you've got lots of followers who need a real mate Without the internet we never would have met We wouldn't be here on a stage doing things we might regret dance break who cares if you're a loser and everybody knows it or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses even if your chances of getting tanned are slim or if you like vicariously through the life of a sim sheltay zomo the internet is here the internet is great when you've got lots of followers who need a real mate it might be antisocial but these days that is fine 'cause life is so much better life is so much better life is so much better when you spend it all online
  • Psychic: wow what a bop
  • The Black Fairy: The police did find evidence of what happened to Belle. I just wanted to save you and Gideon the heartbreak. Look at these pictures.
  • Gold: She took up graphic design?
  • The Black Fairy: What? No, she's traveling the world. Here she is in front of the Eiffel Tower.
  • Gold: These are all clearly terrible Photoshop jobs. Did she make these? Her teacher must be awful.
  • The Black Fairy: No! These are all real! Look how much fun she's having without you.
  • Gold: Has she been doing this for the entire time she's been away? Because these wouldn't fool anybody.
  • The Black Fairy: Apparently not.
Shit Slytherins Say: #52
  • There is nothing I wouldn't do for those who are really my friends.

anonymous asked:

Hey, can I ask you guys something? Why do you run this blog? The people on this site do nothing but complain and attack everything around them. You're just getting a massive headache with no real benefits. Wouldn't it be better and healthier just to leave and do something nice in the real world?

its actually a nice little break from rl for me. I have made friends here, and i love discussions which i get to have through the inbox all the time. I like the HP fandom, it’s my family and i don’t mind when people get overly negative. I’ve gotten over that lol i got over it a long ass time ago. 

so it’s still contributing to the fandom, which i want to do, in a way that people want. And I know people want it, or we wouldn’t have so many followers/messages/notes. people wouldn’t get so angry or upset if it didn’t matter to them. ya know?

-Tech

anonymous asked:

How would Sans and Papyrus react to meeting someone in a wheelchair? (I had to be in a wheelchair for 6 months and it sucked) do they know about humans needing things like that? I imagine since monsters are magic, wheelchairs wouldn't exist underground. What sort of questions would they have?

I…don’t think I’d be the proper person to speculate on that, considering I have no real personal experience with wheelchairs, or with friends/family that use them? 

But on that thought, even if monsters are made of magic, I don’t think it’d be outside the realm of possibility for a few of them to need mobility aids. 

Outing level 2

I am so happy that pansexuality exists as a label these days. It’s still a new word though. A lot people -including my parents- don’t know what it means.
This weekend I visit my family and I’m planning to do the next outing step and even with the knowledge of being in a lucky position I am nervous (af) about how I should start the speech.
I thought about not telling them. The fact that I am pansexual hasn’t changed my daily life, I am an adult, I still have a boyfriend - so I had to ask myself if a speech is nessecary.
My answer: It is. It’s how I love and it’s who I am. It’s important to me. How could I not share this with the people who love me no matter what?
So I will do this. I will explain them the concept of pansexual love. I literally have to spread the word for all of us who are scared/angry/tired about hearing the way they love doesn’t exist. I feel so fucking real since I outed myself to my friends (and the internet - lol) Communication is the only way. With this in mind: Wish me luck.

anonymous asked:

The thing that makes Camren so fucking obvious is the other girls reaction to it. Like I remember a snap or vine (whatever it was) of ally in an airport and a fan asked her if camren was real. She just straight up started laughing and didn't answer the question and kinda walked around like she didn't know how to answer the question. If they weren't real wouldn't ally just laughed it off and said that they were just friends?

OMG YES!! The one where she runs away?! 😂 Like WTF?!! Why would she even do that if they were just friends. You don’t see them reacting to other ships that way, like when fans asked if Laurmani is real and Normani just straight up said “Laurmani is so real” no awkwardness or nothing, because they know there’s nothing to hide

What made you fall hopelessly, helplessly, for The Man?

inspired by @mouseymodesty‘s tags on this post

So I got to thinking, what was the one thing–picture, performance, gif, interview, appearance, etc.–that made you say “game over, no turning back, I got it bad for the ‘Batch’? I’ll bet there’s some fascinating stories out there. 

This was the one done me in–I had just fallen hard for Benedict’s Sherlock, but was trying to play it cool & not cross over into crushing-on-the-actor-land. Like, dude, I was too old for this, been there done that already, I’m a grown-up now.  But I’d seen bits of things on tumblr, and was quickly getting the impression that The Man’s personal character was to be greatly admired; that he had an amazing sense of humor, and of course, talent off the charts.  Then one day this came across my dash

and I was breathless & gobsmacked, realizing I just couldn’t fight the inevitable anymore.  A blog that I had started to adore Supernatural/Castiel (still the sweetest badass to ever badass, imho)/Misha Collins quickly became a full-time can’t-get-enough of Cumberbatch blog–and I’ve haven’t regretted it for even a second, nor looked back and questioned my sanity (okay, well maybe a little on that one ;-) ).

Of course in the intervening years, I’ve been very lucky to have met a slew of amazing, talented, kind, funny people, whose dedication to The Man–and whose touches of happy insanity–equals mineso that when I tell friends in the real world “no, it’s not just me, we’re all like this!”, I can do so with utter conviction and confidence.

(Please do feel free to reblog with your story of how you became completely and happily Cumberbatched) 

  • Texting with Jimin
  • Jimin: Y/N!!
  • Jimin: ITS AN EMERGENCY
  • Jimin: ANSWER ME QUICK!
  • You: WHATS GOING ON??
  • Jimin: i love you

I deeply apologize for this poor attempt at humor

anonymous asked:

people are kind of unstan-ing yousef (actor) because he was ableist during his livestreams. and he also wouldn't apologise. hm what do you think? to me, i think maybe we should just enjoy the show and avoid being involved with the actors since they're underage anyway?

If I was going to unstan and unfriend every person who says something offensive I wouldn’t have any idols or friends left. Like, so far Noora, Magnus, Mahdi, Eva have all made insensitive comments regarding mentally ill/handicapped, but when it comes to real people we can’t live and let live? Nah

anonymous asked:

This blog is ridiculous, I don't care if you hate CS but bullying a REAL woman just because she doesn't like your ship is pathetic. How has Jennifer behaved inappropriately around Colin? Firstly their FRIENDS, nothing they do is out of the ordinary. Secondly, I'm pretty sure you guys wouldn't be so bitchy if Jen was acting like this around Lana who btw is also married.

This blog is ridiculous,

bullying a REAL woman just because she doesn’t like your ship is pathetic.

I agree, which is why I never have bullied JMO? I’m not sure where you’ve seen me do that? I don’t follow her on twitter or Instagram. 

But let’s be clear…. Criticizing (to myself or followers on this blog) how she acts around her MARRIED co-star…. ISN’T bullying. It would be bullying if I tweeted her and told her horrible things like: “I hope you die bitch.”, etc Because of how she acts around Colin. 

But I don’t. I simply criticizing her privately where I don’t @ her is NOT bullying.

Also…. What ‘ship’ are you referring too? Because guess what…. Just because I don’t ship CS… Means I ship Emma with anyone on the show. I don’t ship SQ, I did ship Swanthief but that’s over anyway…. Frankly, I think Emma’s a bitch who I hope dies in the season finale because she’s a horrible person now. 

You CSers are hilarious…. Always thinking that we hate CS just because it gets in the way of SQ or something…. 

You know who hates CS? Literally EVERYONE but CSers. 

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

I’m pretty sure you guys wouldn’t be so bitchy if Jen was acting like this around Lana who btw is also married.

I’d have the same opinion of JMO if she acted that way around Lana actually. 

It’s one thing to be friendly with a co-star and make jokes, etc. (Like Robert & Emilie) It’s another thing entirely to paw at your married co-star and talk about how ‘hot’ he is inappropriately when he is VISIBLY uncomfortable. (i.e. Colifer)

In D&D I took a perk called Linguist, and when I took it my friend was like “Ed, you already study linguistics in real life. D&D offers you a fantasy world where you can do anything you want” so I guess I’m basically living the dream.

wanna do me a solid and draw his reaction I'm sure i wouldn't be able to do it justice.

I just started reading your undertale au a couple days ago and fell in love! My favorite interactions are with G!Sans and kitty-cat so i just had to draw them of course.

I hope you like it >.<


Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww…Kitty-Cat being a REAL kitty!!! Crowbar G!Sans, with his problem, will definitely react like below:

Their Ideal First Date
  • Italy: The first thing that every Hetalian thinks when they hear Italy is pasta. So this little cutie's ideal first date would probably be at a nice little Italian restaurant, and you two would just eat pasta the entire time. Of course he would pay for all of it. And the rest of the dates with him if this one is successful.
  • Germany: Germany would want to have the first date with you memorable, so he would take you to a carnival. He would buy you all the junk food that you could ever want ((even though he completely objects)). You two would have a blast on all of the rides that they have, even though they look super dangerous. At one point in the day, he would win you a giant stuffed animals from one of the games.
  • Japan: Something peaceful and beautiful would be what Japan wants for his ideal first date. Japan would take you to the best aquarium he could find. All of the fish just swimming around in tanks is so beautiful, it would make your face light up with joy. And he would absolutely love that, because he knows that he made you happy.
  • America: America would take you to the mall. Not for shopping of course, but to play a huge game of hide and seek. One of you would go and hide in one of the stores, and the other would try and find you, without calling your cell phone to see where you are. It would be super fun, even though you two might get kicked out of the mall.
  • England: This English Gentleman would want to make you feel like royalty. So he would take you out to the city, and you two would just walk around. And if you saw something that you liked in a store, he would secretly go and buy it for you. He would ask the clerk to hold the item for him, and at the end of the date, he would bring you back to each of the stores and show you that he bought the item that you really wanted.
  • France: France's picture of an ideal date would be for the both of you to find some sort of magic thing that would make you live forever. He already has lost so much, he would want to have you forever and vice versa. Of course that would never happen, but France just wants his lover and him to never be apart, ever.
  • Russia: An ideal first date for Russia, would be for you two to go to a giant sunflower field and just run around there for what seems like forever. The two of you would sometimes hold hands and chase each other around, like you two were children on the playground. Russia wouldn't want you to go, because now he knows what having real friends feels like, and he doesn't want to let that feeling go.
  • China: China's ideal first date, is that he would bring you to his house, and he would cook a giant meal for the two of you. He would playfully feed you, and you would do the same for him. Once you two had so much food, you feel like you are going to puke, you would just sit down and talk with him about cats and cute stuff until the date is over.
  • Canada: Canada likes pancakes. Therefore, for his ideal first date, he would take you to a pancake house. You two would literally be there all day eating pancakes. It wouldn't matter if the two of you gained 10 pounds, pancakes are good, and so was that first date.
  • Prussia: Prussia's ideal first date, would obviously be something awesome, which to him would be taking you to a rock concert. Yup, if you haven't been to one, he would introduce you to the world of crazy, for example mosh pits. He would show you what one looks like, then ask if you want to join it. But if you are familiar with the entire concept, you two would have the time of your lives.
  • Romano: Something sweet and romantic would be Romano's ideal first date. So he would have a picnic under the night sky with you. He would lay out a blanket, and bring some food and you two would just lay there starring up and the beautiful sky.
  • Spain: Spain would invite you to his house, and he would play his guitar for you. After he is done playing, he would turn on the sound system he has, and you two would just dance and be complete goof balls. Spain would bring out some churros that he made so that you two can snack on them.
  • Austria: We all know that Austria loves music, so for his ideal date he would take you to see any orchestra you wanted to. It doesn't matter if it was classical or Video Games Live, music is music. Austria would be very happy because music makes him happy and seeing you happy makes you happy.
  • Hungary: Hungary's ideal first date would be for you two to snuggle up on the couch and watch TV and Netflix all day. You two would hop around the different stuff you would watch. You might watch Mean Girls, then Supernatural, then Black Butler. Sometimes, you would get up to get a snack and feed each other playfully. If its really late out, she might fall asleep on your lap.
  • Switzerland: Two yummy foods that come out of Swirzerland are chocolate and cheese. So, for Switzy's perfect first date, he would invite you over and teach you how to make that delicious chocolate of his. It may take a while, but it would be fun. Even if you "accidently" dump a bag of flour on his head.
  • Liechtenstein: A cute and fun first date would be what Liechtenstein would find as ideal. So you and her would bake a cake together. Cakes are so yummy and delicious, she would love it and you would to. She might smear some frosting on your face and you might do the same to her.
  • Ukraine: Ukraine's ideal first date would be for you and her to go to a blueberry field ((or whatever it is called)) and pick blueberries all day. You would playfully feed her some. She might do the same to you, but miss your lips and smear it all over your face by accident.
  • Belarus: This lovely lady's ideal first date would be for you to take her out to have ice cream. Although she may not look like she is enjoying it, Belarus absolutelt loves it. The combo of a yummy treat and a person that she cares deeply for makes her feel like a princess.
Even More Random Sentence Starters
  • "Coca Cola doesn't deserve to have my love child."
  • "If we're gonna be friends let's be fucking friends!"
  • "Please tell me why I have Tony Stark's face tattooed on my ass."
  • "Why did the Ice Cream Fairy never visit me as a child? I was always on Santa's Nice List, how come I didn't make the Ice Cream Fairy's Nice List?"
  • "We need to talk about me finding out that you're running a Miley Cyrus fanblog. Literally what the fuck."
  • "Friends don't let friends cut their own hair."
  • "If I wanna swear at my God damn brother I'll swear at my God damn brother."
  • "Why does my body hate me?"
  • "Have you accepted Taylor Swift as your Lord and Savior yet?"
  • "Why did you make me watch that? What proverbial Cheerios did I piss in this time?"
  • "Can you tell I don't care or do I need to make it more obvious?"
  • "Who do you think Santa loves more? The Easter Bunny or The Tooth Fairy?"
  • "I'm starting to think that my mother never actually loved me."
  • "We should get matching tattoos."
  • "Okay but doesn't that dog look exactly like Spider Man?"
  • "I'm too pretty for anyone to hate me."
  • "If you were a real friend you'd shoot me in the foot so I won't have to go to this interview tomorrow."
  • "Remember that time you found out that your grandmother is actually your sister?"
  • "Please God just let me slip into a coma so I can get some rest already."
  • "Deadpool wouldn't treat me like this."
  • "It's been May for like a week and I've literally only just noticed."
  • "I can't decide if that's super badass or super wimpy."
  • "It's too early for you to be acting like this much of a fuckboy."
  • "Please can we just stop talking about the time you walked in on me making out with that picture of Mr. Rogers already?"
The Signs In Hell
  • Aries: "What? Well...at least I can light my cigarettes."
  • Taurus: "Oh no this will not do it all it smells like shit down here."
  • Gemini: "I heard satan's a real tool. Wouldn't talk to him if I were you."
  • Cancer: *sobbing frantically* "WHAT DID I DO WRONG I TRIED TO BE A GOOD PERSON PLEASE LET ME GO BACK!!!"
  • Leo: "But...what about my friends?"
  • Virgo: "I guess I was right to panic all along, yeah?"
  • Libra: *trying to negotiate with the devil* "Ah well you see, uh this is really not a good time to be here..."
  • Scorpio: "Huh. Well I can't say I didn't see this coming."
  • Sagittarius: "Ah fuck. Again?"
  • Capricorn: *trying to find an escape route* "There's gotta be a passageway somewhere..."
  • Aquarius: "Was it something I said?"
  • Pisces: *sobbing in a corner* "Please no...this is a dream...this has to be a dream...oh my God..."