INTP: So oxygen went on a date with potassium… it went OK.
ENTP: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium… OMG.
INTP: Actually, oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
INTJ: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
ENTP: Looks like someone’s a HO.
ESFP: I’m done with all of you!