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170727 Vlive with Super junior ~ (Must watch ^^)

When the vlive started SD was like ooh start and henry was like “start? has is started? omg are we starting :^) start? no it hasnt started"  

When donghae came to the vlive (in the background)
Henry: Oh mark! Hey mark
DH: hey
Henry: Come here mark
DH: I’m not mark (all in english) 

Donghae kept repeating "is this live?” then Henry said “hyung we looks like idiots”

Henry made donghae salute and then leeteuk came and sat on donghae, they’re such a mess
Henry: Go now
Donghae: Ah why?
Henry: You’re still awkward, ur only just back from army
DH: (ignores) Hello everyone, I discharged 170714

Henry imitating Donghae’s expression, Donghae teasing them and Hyukjae popping up to annoy them
Hyukjae: byong byong byong
Henry: Dont do stuff like this now hyung, you’re old now!
Hyukjae (ignores): I’m Eunhyuk 

Henry was shouting for the manager like “this is our broadcast! manager!” but eunhyuk and donghae just started singing growing pains & stole the camera

Eunnhyuk and donghae: being annoying
Leeteuk: Come quickly!
Hyukjae, suddenly polite and listening to leader: Yes!
Shindong : Donghyuk ! who is Donghyuk?
Henry : Donghyuk ! Donghyuk ! Aaah Donghae & Eunhyuk

Eunhaeteuk finally left then Shindong said "they’re my members, but sometimes it’s hard”

cr:emzhaek, shinshin_wings, teukables,eunhae_sjbabies.

Seventeen Reaction: They come home to see you slow dancing with your eyes closed

Scoups 

He would think you were being so cute and would watch you for a while with a smile on his face until you noticed him much to your shyness. He would make it seem like he had no idea what you were doing to tease you futher

 "What are you up to”

Originally posted by satanteen17

Seungkwan 

 His heart would flutter seeing you slow dancing with the happiest look on your face, but when he tried to say something sweet all that came out was sass. He’d be cute though look at him 

“Yah that better be me you’re imagining slow dancing with”

Originally posted by seungkwa

Jeonghan 

 You were dancing to his favorite slow song and he thought you looked absolutely beautiful. So naturally, he would be so sweet about it when he caught your attention

“May I have this dance my lady?”

Originally posted by jeonghney

Vernon

Would probably be a little mesmerized by you because he’s a dork but when you notice him in the room and get all blushy and he’d cover it up with teasing 

“Oh my gosh why were you dancing alone you weirdo”

Originally posted by sneezes

Joshua 

Would calmly wait for you to notice his presence and would lay on the bed or something, and then say something only josh would say 

 "Are you trying to seduce me or something? I’m a child of God (Y/N)“ 

Originally posted by jisooosgf

The 8 

 Looks at you like *gif* and then would probably get your attention by sending you a message like “turn around” causing you to blush and him to walk up to you and grab your hand sweetly

“Come on dance with me…please?” 

Originally posted by lchangkyun

Woozi

Wouldn’t really know what to do so he’d stand there for a while and then go change your music while you were zoned out and start dancing too, (scaring the heck out of you but he doesn’t care)

“You need to be dancing to Seventeen” 

Originally posted by amillionwon

Jun 

Would be romantic about it. He was gonna tease you but seeing you look so pretty he decided to give you his full attention instead. He would give you a look when you noticed him there and just captivate you tbh

“Can I dance with you?”

Originally posted by fyeahwonhui

Dk

He leaned against the door frame of the bedroom and smiled while pulling his phone out to record, eventually knocking (and probably scaring the crap out of you in the process too) but he would definitely tease you 

“This is perfect blackmail material” 

Originally posted by rappershua

Wonwoo 

He would chuckle as he watched you,the music was so loud you didn’t even hear when the door opened. As soon as you noticed him you’d get embarrassed but he wouldn’t have it

“Don’t get shy now, come dance with me baby”

Originally posted by kristian-do

Mingyu

 He came home and followed the music. When he saw you he leaned on the counter and watched as you moved your hips slowly. He’d smile to himself and make his presence known after your little performance

“Come kiss me you dork

Originally posted by moncheriwonwoo

Hoshi 

 Walks up behind you to scare you on purpose more than likely (since the music was super loud) and it would work. You practically tripped and held onto him so as not to fall. Before you can get mad at him he would pull you close and hug you 

“Yah if you wanted to slow dance you could have just asked me”

Originally posted by amillionwon

Dino 

He would stand there and think of a million things to say, some of them probably pretty hilarious. But then the thought that you’re probably imagining slow dancing with him pops in his heads and he just *gif* 

“You’re too much for my heart (Y/N)” 

Originally posted by theresakk1889

A Deranged Date- Loki x Enhanced!Reader

Authors Notes: Saw this quote and wanted to write something with it, this is what came of it haha. I haven’t written Loki in a while so this was fun.

Notes/Warnings: None I can think of, a little fluff, I suppose.

Prompt: “When the choice was only them or us, it seemed obvious, didn’t it?”

Word Count:  1K

Originally posted by lokitty

Originally posted by fantasysystem

 You shuddered on the edge of the railing and wrapped your arms tighter around your chest. As cold as you were, being up this high helped clear your head. You missed them, already - the team - but there really hadn’t been a choice. The current threat to the human race had everyone pretty tense back at the compound and you had made a comment about what you thought everyone should do. And it wasn’t recieved well.


 “I’m just saying, It’s an option.” You swallowed and looked at the floor.

 “I’m sorry,” Tony looked at you like you had grown three heads. “You can’t seriously think that letting the attack happen is a good idea.”

 “No, Tony,” You snapped at him. “I don’t think it’s a good idea, and if I knew of any other way around it I’d bring it up, but the Chitauri are coming back and, honestly, if anyone else knew how to keep them out, don’t you think they’d share with the class?”

 Tony rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. He turned his back on you and stared out the window. “We’re not letting those over sized roaches come close to breaching the atmosphere.”

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anonymous asked:

I'm one of those typical femme nice girls who blushes and gets stupidly nervous when meeting girls. But no one seems to like the nice girls, how can I switch it up?

Tell me about it…

But you know, that’s who you are. It would be ridiculous to change yourself, so please don’t.

I did though, when I just came out. Traded my heels for some vans, got a nose ring, changed my clothing style to “lose fitting” and dyed my hair. And it didn’t make me feel any better at all.

So trust me, stay true to yourself. You will fine people who"ll like you for who you are 😘

Heya! just wanted to give you an update on the story!

thesinfulsquidchild submitted:

((I realize that the grammar was…not as good. so, with proof reading, I’ll show you what I got so far. let me know what you think!))

In the year that my father died, the inkopolis extension came. the new shopping centers came with odd fashions to pick. the city took the glory, but gave us The Wolf-fish. My dad left me an apple crate of classic books. he loved horror stories and quoted them in the hospital bed. “they came looking for the Zapfish, and died in tragic places”.
on his last day, he sat up suddenly and stared bug-eyed to the train station. with the rusted tracks and abandoned ticket booth. he turned to my mom. “this house is haunted…” he said, and passed from the complications due to his injuries.

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That girl came up and said she was his fiancée,” Cristina said. “And I thought it must be some sort of mistake. Even when I turned and ran out of the room, I thought it must be a mistake and he would come after me and explain. But he didn’t, which means he stayed because of her. Because she really is his fiancée and she matters to him more than I do.”
“I don’t know how he could do it,” Emma said. “It’s bizarre. He loves you so much - he came here because of you.”
Cristina made a muffled noise. “You don’t even like him!”
“I like him - well, liked him - sometimes,” Emma said. “The perfect thing was kind of annoying. But the way he looked at you. You can’t fake that.”
“He has a fiancée, Emma. Not even just a girlfriend. A fiancée. Who knows how long he’s even been engaged? Engaged. To get married.”
“I’ll crash the wedding,” Emma suggested. “I’ll jump out of the cake, but not in a sexy way. Like, with grenades.
—  Lord of Shadows by Cassandra Clare

so, i cannot draw. like at all. but i can write. somewhat. or at least i try to. so to add something to the art event i am posting part one of my anti fic in the tag. i will hopefully be making a part 2 by sunday but i work and life. so disclaimer, i posted this originally on my side blog but i am reposting it here for the art event. enjoy!

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You ever think about just how kinky your dadsona is?
Like…he wakes up in this freaky dark place, tied up, and Joseph is literally not even wearing anything that could be considered sexy.

(( He looks sexy in it anyway, I see where the confusion came from.))

And his first assumption is that it’s a sex thing. Like wowie, what on earth?? Who raised you??? It wasn’t me. Maybe it’s all these dads or that sextective you’ve been reading. You kinky Fuck.

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shibolet3  asked:

Wait what con artist from 2014

I’d like to title this story “Swing And A Miss

Okay, so my high school had this program where seniors could leave school like a month and a half early and opt out of exams if they took on internships around the neighborhood, but not everyone wanted to/was eligible to do it. Back in like 2013, they had like 15 bored seniors stuck in the school, so the administration brought in this Professional Life Coach, left him in alone in a room with them for two hours to talk to them about like, self-esteem or some shit. All the kids were pulled out of their classes for this*, and later told the administration that they loved him, they really enjoyed the talk.

So, about a year later, we have a new principal. He’s supposed to set up an assembly for all the 11th and 12th graders, but he doesn’t know what to do. One of his coworkers mentions that there was a life coach that was a huge hit with the kids that didn’t do community study last year, so maybe he’d also be great for a larger audience. The principal basically thinks “okay, what the hell” and calls up and hires Jason C. Jean to come talk to the kids.

Now, it’s like, 10:30, maybe 11:00 in the morning, and two entire grades are getting shepherded to the main gymnasium, and no one wants to God damn be there. We ain’t got time for self esteem talks. We want to sleep. And this guy, watching us all drag our feet in and collapse into the bleachers was just like…offensively peppy. There’s a couple faculty members sitting behind him, the woman who suggested he be hired for this, the vice principals for the grades- but the principal himself kept getting calls so he was in and out the whole time.

Now, Mr. Jean was like…the chill “Just call me by my first name dude” history professor at college times 30. He was trying so fucking hard. I’m referring to him as ‘Mr. Jean’ in this story just to be disrespectful. So anyway, we all get in there, and he tells us right off the bat “You guys are totally allowed to be on your phones and laptops during this! I get it! It’s no problem, like really, I insist!” so while the faculty members are exchanging smiles that read ‘how do we kill that while respecting him’, all the kids are immediately pulling out their electronics and he’s starts his speech.

Now, again, I really wanna reiterate that he told us we could be on our phones- because when the news articles started coming out about this, I remember all these angry, annoying comments from old people like “Why the hell were the students on their phones in the first place! So disrespectful! These damn millennials and their social media!” like, they were completely ignoring the entire story and just focusing in on kids using the internet, and it Really Super Pissed Me Off, so. Again, we had permission for this (which also ended up being Mr. Jean’s fatal mistake).

So, he starts off this speech fairly normally, like ‘hi, I’m Jason, I’m a professional life coach and I wanna teach you kids about how to be The Best You!’ and like people were tuning him out and listening to varying degrees. Some kids (like myself) were kinda dozing off, and everyone was on twitter or facebook.

His approach to a self esteem speech seemed to be ‘let me tell you my entire life story for hours’ and like, at first I was like “I’m not really hearing this, I’m half dreaming right now” but the more I started making myself pay attention the more…bizarre and rambling his story got.

So like, for instance, he told us he drank a lot in high school. Like, a lot. But he didn’t use that as a ‘don’t drink or party too hard’ lesson, instead he was like “I was fourteen so I always called my parents to pick me up, and they weren’t mad because they knew it meant I could trust them. So remember, always tell your parents when you’re drinking!” and then it kinda got to a point where it sounded like he was encouraging partying and drinking and the like to the group of underage kids.

And then, he told us how he used to play baseball all the time when he was a kid, and at 16 reached a crossroads in his life where the Phillies wanted to draft him or he could go play football for Penn State. And he said he went with Penn State but later lost the scholarship for some reason and we’re like…really.

There was absolutely nothing coherent about anything he was saying- nothing that tied anything together, made a point, seemed like it had anything to do with an assembly on self esteem. He told us at one point he was making upwards of 7 million a year. He told us one time before college he was homeless. He told us he used to own a construction company and built his own branch of nightclubs himself, that he and his friend then ran. He told us he fought a shark and came out with no scars. He told us that he had less money now, because after surviving a work related accident- direct quote- “I fell almost 30 feet and I broke in half” - he decided to leave that industry and spend more time with his family.

So, yeah, I was pretty positive this was bullshit, but there were clearly kids in the room that were falling for it. But then he said something like…he and his friend got bored one day and started jarring up their own pasta sauce, and made a deal with wegmans or some store like that to start selling it, and now he has a pasta sauce empire. Like he spent 15 fucking minutes on this. The way he kept saying ‘pasta sauce’ was so annoying I was about to claw my ears out. But anyway, two girls in my grade wanted to find out what brand he was talking about, so they googled his name.

And then quietly gasped.

And then furiously started typing into their phones.

And remember- everyone, even though they were paying attention- was on twitter and facebook. All the sudden I see heads flying up and wide eyes and people whispering to each other. Mr. Jean doesn’t seem to notice the change and keeps rambling on, but I know something happened so I google him too and-

Okay so basically he’s 1) been arrested, 2) filed for bankruptcy like three times and 3) has been hailed as a ‘Swinger Guru’ by playboy.

EVERYONES SILENTLY FLIPPING OUT.

So by now, this is a fucking game- he still doesn’t notice anything wrong amongst the kids, so we’re all silently texting each other to fill each other in. Pulling up receipts. But still playing the part of politely intrigued audience members. The school faculty have no fucking idea what’s going on, until one of the students texts her mom, who happens to be the woman that convinced the principal to hire this guy. We see her check her phone, go wide-eyed, and she runs out of the fucking room presumably to either find the principal or hide in terror.

So Mr. Jean had been talking to random people intermittently throughout this speech, but we reach the ‘questions’ part of it. Everyone seems to silently agree that instead of just asking him anything outright, we should just see how good of a liar he was. So they’d be asking him stuff like ‘how much money did you make with ____ company’ and he’d give a ridiculously high number as people were sending each other reports of him filing for bankruptcy during that time. Or they asked him about his construction business which he said was great, and while he was talking about how great it was we were all reading his arrest report, from when a woman hired him to build her house, and he took her money and then like…just didn’t build anything. Wild. Someone asked him about his family and he’s extolling Christian virtues while we’re all on the website for his annual Swing Fest. People would ask him how he got certain jobs and he was making promises to hook kids up in interviews and shit. Everyone was loosing their God damn minds online and just barely holding it together in person. This man was so beyond full of shit- like, he was a God awful life coach but his dedication to lying was inspirational.

We eventually get to leave and everyone is yelling and cracking up and freaking out, all running to our classes to tell the teachers and the underclassmen everything, and the teachers are freaking out, alternating between horrified confusion and laughing hysterically. Before the school day even ended, someone had called a bunch of news stations. The principal was freaking out and denying he had anything to do with it, before calling some students to his office to see what exactly the kids had searched up on the guy…Because apparently teenagers can perform better background checks than school officials. It was all anyone could talk about for weeks.

A couple months after this, for my theater class’ showcase, I wrote and directed a skit called ‘Mason B. Mean’. It was a huge hit. The principal was in the audience. I’ve never seen a grown man look so dead inside. I made sure I was out of the room before he came up to congratulate the cast and everything. The next day, my theater teacher told me his only comment about the skit was a quiet, long-suffering “Why.” 😂😂

Annnnnnnnd that’s the time a Swinger Entrepreneur rambled on about pasta sauce and money in front of teenagers who knew how to use google for almost two hours.  

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/Montco_principal_apologizes_for_having_swinger_entrepreneur_speak_to_kids.html

I was never really sure of anything. I mean I thought I was sure for a while. But then you came along… and you put it all in perspective for me. I don’t need to be sure of anything. And this isn’t the cheesy quote where I say “but I’m sure of her” because truth be told I’m not. I’m not sure we will be together in years, months from now. No I’m not, I wish I could say I was. But the only thing I am sure of, is I will wake up and I will try my hardest to win your heart over every god damn day of my life until otherwise. And I am not sure what that otherwise could be… but until otherwise, your heart is mine & my heart is yours. And that is one thing I am sure of.
—  Not too sure, but sure of you

It became one of those days were I grew empty inside.

Where the flowers that grew in my chest slowly died, and I was left with a black hole.

I almost wished people came up and talked to me; ask me how I was or how I was doing.

But I’ve always been alone.

—  excerpt from a story I’ll never write #35 // @loveactivist
mirror.co.uk
"He made me this way on purpose:" Brave Mormon girl, 12, comes out as lesbian to entire church
The youngster, named Savannah, told the church that she believed God created her this way and there is nothing wrong with her
By Rhian Lubin

“A courageous Mormon girl aged 12 stood up to her church and came out as a lesbian to the entire congregation.

The youngster, named Savannah, told the church in Utah county, near Salt Lake City in the US, that she believed God created her this way and there is nothing wrong with her.

But church officials turned off her microphone and told her to sit down, reducing the girl to tears.

In her speech, posted on YouTube , she said: “My name is Savannah and I want to share my testimony with you.

"I believe I am a child of heavenly parents. I don’t know if they talk to us, but I feel in my heart that they made me and that they love me. I believe I was made the way I am, all parts of me, by my heavenly parents.

"They did not mess up when they gave me brown eyes, or when I was born bald. They did not mess up when they gave me freckles or when they made me to be gay. God loves me just this way because I believe that he loves all his creations.

"I do believe he made this way on purpose, not part of me is a mistake.

"I do not choose to be this way, and it is not a fad. I cannot make someone else gay and being around me won’t make anyone else this way. I believe that God wants us to treat each other with kindness, even if people are different, especially if they are different. Christ showed us this.”

She continues: “I believe that we should just love. I believe I am good. I try my best to be nice to each other and stick up for those that are hurting. I know I’m not a horrible sinner for being who I am. I believe God would tell me if I was wrong.

"I hope someday to go on dates, go to school dances, to hold hands and to go off to college. I hope to find a partner and have a great job. I hope to get married and have a family.

"I know these dreams and wishes are good and right. I know I can have all of these things as a lesbian and be happy. I believe that if God is there, he knows I am perfect, just the way I am and would never ask me to live my life alone or with someone I am not attracted to.”

Read the full piece, including a longer transcript, here

GO SAVANNAH GO! BLESS YOU

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“The state that you’re in after something like that [TDC Accident], you just want to run from all that stuff,I didn’t really even want to leave my couch necessarily when I was allowed to, so yeah, it was a big step doing [American Assassin].   —  At the time that I came in, and what I was coming off of, I was still at the very end of recovery there when I started, so that was probably the biggest challenge. All the training was very good for my mind and very good for recovery, in a way. It became part of my daily schedule, It really ended up being [therapeutic]. It came at a great time for me."  — Dylan O’Brien (source)

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“The prosthetics came up onto the lip and feathered onto the lip, so it was almost halfway into the mouth, and, of course, when you speak, the feathering of the prosthetics became loosened, and the last thing Heath wanted to do was to go back and spend another 20 minutes or half an hour trying to get the lips glued back again. So he licked his lips… a lot, and then, slowly, that became a part of the character.” – Gerry Grennell, Heath Ledger’s dialect coach

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some sketches i made thinking about a situation where the heroes dont make it in time to rescue eri, but instead of overhaul getting away with eri, shigaraki kills him and takes her instead. also was thinking about how the battle wouldnt end at midoriya and shigaraki, but instead kouta will train under midoriya while eri goes under shigaraki.

And one day, I’ll fall in love again. Someone will come and they’ll fill up the spot you once took. It’s hard, but it’s not impossible. Besides, you’re the very person who taught me that remember? I loved someone who shattered me, but when you came along, you erased every bit of pain that I had stored inside and you built me up again. You taught me that, I can love again. I mean, they’ll never be a complete replacement for you, but I’ll learn how to love them, just like I loved you. Maybe I’ll even be a better lover. And for that, thank you. Thank you for having loved me.