a product of less than five hours of sleep

ipre sleeping headcanons
  • taako: stays on his back, one leg out from under the blanket and one arm up under his pillow. tends to fall asleep listening to asmr videos and wakes up with earbuds tangled around his neck. coffee first or death will come swiftly
  • lup: no blankets. never. this girl's a goddamn furnace keep that shit OFF her. tosses and turns throughout the night but sleeps like a log. has drooled into her pillow once or twice but the only person who knows that is taako and she has enough dirt on him to know he will never. tell. a soul
  • magnus: will spoon anything within a five-foot radius. pillows? stuffed animals? merle? doesn't matter. you fall asleep next to this man and you will be cuddled mercilessly. snores, but in an endearing way. likes mid-afternoon naps in sunny places
  • davenport: the perfectionist. needs an inordinate amount of space, strict sleepytime schedule, certain mattress firmness parameters, etc etc. needs. SO MUCH space for such a small man. like a king-sized bed all to himself
  • lucretia: able to function on ridiculously low amounts of sleep and can do so just about anywhere. nights when she encourages herself to follow normal sleep hours are like a special treat: lavender linen spray, soft music,chamomile tea before turning in. little bit of a blanket hog, but looks so cozy you can't stay angry at her
  • merle: snores in a less endearing manner than magnus. feels comfiest on his stomach but almost suffocated in his pillow once by mistake. able to carry on intelligible conversations while asleep, which is both hugely convenient and has gotten him into a LOT of trouble before
  • barry: gets into bed with the intention of reading or doing something semi-productive, then falls asleep within five minutes. always forgets to take his glasses off and wakes up with bumps on his nose. his hands and feet inflict Icy Death on any near him. has trained himself to pee at 5 am sharp because he doesn't like waiting for the bathroom in the morning