a plush penguin

The Signs As Weird Retail Customers I've Had To Deal With
  • Aries: The guy who went over to me with a knife and held it in front of my face, only to ask if I knew any place in the mall where he could have it sharpened.
  • Taurus: The woman who didn´t want to buy her son any toys and tried to tell him that “the toys are just for decoration; they actually sell shelves”.
  • Gemini: The man who tried to pay for a €10 soft toy with a €500 note and, when I refused to accept it, complained that this was “discrimination against rich people”.
  • Cancer: The guy who rode his bike through the mall.
  • Leo: The two students who each bought a giant teddy bear as “back-up presents” for their girlfriends, in case they forgot an anniversary or a birthday.
  • Virgo: The guy who bought 100 postcards for his sister´s wedding and came by two days later to show us wedding videos and photos on his tablet.
  • Libra: The woman who bought a llama soft toy, believing it was a cat.
  • Scorpio: The big, dangerously looking biker who walked straight up to me and asked for “the biggest and fluffiest bunny” we had.
  • Sagittarius: The man who looked at the giant 4.25-foot (1.20 metres) plush penguin and asked if we had a bigger one- preferably taller than him.
  • Capricorn: The woman who had a whole conversation with me in English, eventually realized that I wasn´t originally from Britain and then started to talk really, really slowly.
  • Aquarius: The woman who didn´t know what a penguin was- or the South Pole for that matter- and asked me to explain.
  • Pisces: The women who looked at the big cat soft toys and asked me why the hell we sold soft toys of animals that were not indigenous to Germany while standing next to a shelf filled with dragons and unicorns.

Stuffies Under $10:

Kittens/Cats~

  • Webkinz Himalayan (x)
  • Pink Polka Dot Cat (x)
  • Grey Tabby Cat (x)
  • Orange Tabby Cat (x)
  • Molly - Purple by Aurora (x)
  • Snippy Black and White Cat (x)
  • Webkinz Siamese Cat (x)
  • Webkinz Smaller Signature Grey Tabby Cat (x)
  • Kiki Grey Cat (x)
  • White Stuffed Cat (x)
  • Oh So Soft Kitty Tan Plush (x)

Puppies/Dogs~

  • Lil Lucky Chocolate Lab (x)
  • Bailie Golden Retriever Dog (x)
  • Border Collie (x)
  • Sheba German Shepherd (x)
  • Checkers Dalmatian  (x)
  • Cute Dog Plush (x)
  • Scruff Dog (x)
  • Itty Bitty Boo (x)
  • Blue Dog (x)

Ponies/Horses~

  • Prancer Red Roan (x)
  • Twilight Sparkle (x)
  • Rainbow Dash (x)
  • Paint Horse (x)
  • Mr. Brown Chestnut Horse (x)
  • Rarity (x)
  • Little Pink Fantasy Pony (x)
  • Chestnut Brown (x)
  • Beau Black Horse (x)

Bunnies/Rabbits~

  • Miyoni Baby Bunny (x)
  • Bitty Rabbit Bunny (x)
  • Miyoni Bunny White (x)
  • Blanco Floppy Ear Sitting Bunny (x)
  • Miyoni Bunny Brown (x)
  • Floppy-Eared Easter Bunny (x)
  • Miyoni Lop Eared Bunny (x)

Misc Animals~

  • Humphrey Elephant (x)
  • Spunky Hedgehog (x)
  • Stuffed Penguin (x)
  • Miyoni Fawn (x)
  • Penguin Plush (x)
  • Sloth Animal Den Plush (x)
  • Kookoo Koala (x)
  • Fox Stuffed Animal (x)
  • Teddy Bear Baby (x)
  • Lamb Baby Rattle (x)
  • Brushy Hamster (x)
  • Buffy Baby Goat (x)
  • Hippo Plush (x)

Reptiles/Amphibians~

  • Tyrannosaurus Rex (x
  • Stegosaurus (x)
  • Webkinz Lemon-Lime Gecko (x)
  • Lizzy the Blue Lizard (x)
  • Webkinz Gecko (x)
  • Emerald Tree Boa (x)
  • Pink Snake Plush (x)
  • Flower Frog (x)
  • Fernando the Frog (x)
  • Ganz Lil'Kinz Bullfrog (x)

Underwater Critters~

  • Skimmer Dolphin (x)
  • Pop Out Pets Ocean (x)
  • Ganz Lil'Kinz Pink Glitter Fish (x)
  • Clown Fish (x)
  • Ganz Lil'Kinz Polka Back Fish (x)
  • Sami Fish Plush (x)

Mythical/Aliens~

  • Blueberry Ripple Unicorn (x)
  • Cinder The Green Dragon (x)
  • Sprinkles Dragon (x)
  • Sea Sparkles Maryn Mermaid (x)
  • GIR Doll (x)

Note: This is by no means a comprehensive list. Just some that I was able to find! There’s lots of unique stuffies at thrift stores waiting to be adopted! There’s a whole world of stuffies out there if you’re willing to look!

Shtpost #2

newsflash!!!:


EXO is currently taking over my life. 


(i hear distant groans of agreement don’t lie i know we all are being dominated by a particular south korean family that sing and dance and do crazy stuff)


I wake up and the first thing I instinctively do is literally open my phone (no lie) and go on Instagram and search up chanbaek crap (hands up if you follow chanbaek_sister or chanbaek_idclub ayyyyy) because I am that fking deprived of EXO and also because international fan sTrugGLEs. 


Oh, i also heard rion (the ‘fan’ of suho who is always making him feel uncomfortable and exos disgsuted bc she did unspeakable things while obsessing over junmyeon) attended the manila concert.. yikes (i dont want this post to be negative so let’s just stop here and wish for. suho’s well-being) and then something else like an anti (i’m not going to spread names) bringing plush penguin toys to the concert and stuffing rocks inside them with the intention of throwing them at exo??? like, you’re just become absolutely petty and rude and dumb and i kind of want to laugh at these ‘fans’ bc they’re so… immature and sad (but hey, to everyone reading this, bts and exo and in fact, all kpop groups, are close-knit friends. they know what it’s like to have to practice for crap all day and they respect each other. i just want everyone to be positive and love because that’s how. we can end these disputes. i hate having to see ‘armys are just petty 13 y/o babies hating on exo’ or ‘exols are so loud and annoying don’t they get tired of screaming’ crap all the time on my feed. it wasn’t like this before. and we were a family once, we can be a family again. it’s not that hard. 


OKAY ENOUGH OF THE NEGATIVITY LET’S GET TO THE GOOD STUFF, SHALL WE? ;)))))) 


ok so PHILLIPINE FANS (and fans who afforded the tickets in general lol noT ME THEN!) HOW WAS THE SECOND MANILA CONCERT, GUYS? APPARENTLY LOTS OF PEOPLE DON’T STAN CY AT FIRST BUT WHEN THEY SEE HIM IN PERSON HE LITERALLY BATTLES EVERYONE IN YOUR BIAS LIST AND CONQUERS THE WORLD Like legit, I’m not kidding. This is why I ship ChanBaek ;; (kms).


Who wouldn’t like these two beautiful beans?

Chanyeol loves Baekhyun so much that Baekhyun loves him back I-

And did anyone else notice that for their special stage Baekhyun and Chanyeol had MATCHING BRACELETS????!!!!?!?! I had to rewatch the stage because of a chanbaek fanvid (yes, that’s how I found most of my moments despite being a 2015-current fan) and I literally had to pause,


sit back,


look again,


lean closer,


and just:

me: bish what?

like, hello?

*asian voice* what, the hell?


okay please please please tell me they went on a little secret “boyfriends-that-do-a-lot-of-romantic-stuff-but-it-isn’t-platonic-or-anything” nights’ out and got each other bracelets like the ones in scarlet heart ryeo shkhsdkufhjh i love how they’re so intimate and lovely with each other *insert guttural noises*

another thing i realized is whenever baekhyun smiles or does something, chanyeol always seems to feel it and just copy his (boyfriend’s) best friend bandmate’s actions i stg they’re sOULMATES~~~

also, i’ve noticed that baekhyun’s movements are always so soft and gentle but if you notice, during concerts he’d always go the extra mile and have the perfect facial expression, hand gestures, everything, so that he’d look smooth af (probs why some call him daddy…(please don’t)) so when he’s standing beside this giant of a dork, aka the endorser of masks, baek always seems to small and cy always needs to protect him (although they probably hit each other and play lol all weekend)

i mean, just look:

you have their ridiculously weird side…

you also have their romantic yet fluffy side

squeal!!! 

but then you get this “???” aka “error 404?”

pcy…your hands. hands. hands to yourself, please. ( although i’m lowkey wishing that they had more skinship ;-;)

pcy where are your HANDS!! keep the awards pg-13 please!

(but baekhyun smirked so i actually have no idea what they are anymore hahahaha)

yeah so that was my rant because i just realized how. much i. love . exo . and chanyeol and baekhyun and exo in general like SEHUN, the baby that has a lot of respect, XIUMIN, the kind-hearted hyung who loves everyone and just wants to make everyone get comfortable, SUHO, the leader who never gives up and always laughs because he loves his members so much, KAI, the hardworking second maknae with the most contagious laugh ever (personal opinion), CHEN, the lowkey most observant vocal range god that everyone loves, LAY, the one who is selfless, innocent, and willing to try new things, D.O., our precious squishy bean who has the smoothest voice and the chillest attitude. EXO is such an important part of my life that I almost wish that I had never met them (it’s a good thing to think, almost like when the water is so cold it numbs you and you think it feels hot) 


So, kudos to all the exo fans who supported exo and stayed together no matter what happened because it’s only thanks to. you that i can be so blessed like this. love ya~

A penny for a puppy

Authors Note: I really think Shawn and puppies are freaking adorable despite his allergy. 

Thank you to @hemmingshood12 for being such a sweetheart and reading my Shawn blurbs before I post them! She’s pretty freaking chill if you’d like to check her blog out. Xx


You and Shawn wasted most the morning in bed trying to think of something to do, something that isn’t on the usual agenda. You both agreed that the regular coffee dates and breakfast dates were overly used, not to mention the last breakfast date the two of you went on it was crashed by a few fans who desired pictures— which you didn’t mind, but you greedily hoped to have a low key breakfast with him while discussing whatever topic came from his mouth. 

While Shawn was scrolling through his phone lazily on the bed, he stumbled across an idea— an idea that would spark both of your interests and could become rather entertaining. 

A penny date.

He had asked you to pick a number between one and twenty. You at random chose the number eleven. That means the two of you had to make eleven turns before arriving at a destination, and at every intersection stop you flip a coin that’ll determine which way to turn. Heads for Left, Tails for a right. 

“Y/N how many turns is that now?” Shawn questions as he takes a left as instructed, his thumb smoothly gliding of the edge of your knuckles. You bite your lip having to reflect for a moment… you may or may not have lost count after fiddling with the radio,

 "Uhm, I think five.“ You respond, your eyes casting themselves on your boyfriend— admiring his features. A chuckle escapes his lips as he swiftly glances over towards you, 

“You’re bad at keeping track.” He shakes his head, adjusting his eyes back towards the road, “it’s ten. So this is the last one.” He announces, taking another turn, ultimately leaving the two fo you at a pet store. Of all dates, you did not really think a pet store would be ideal, but this is all part of the spontaneous adventure.

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II headcanons (3)

Microphone listens to music REALLY LOUD sometimes and doesn’t even notice. She’ll be in the living room of the hotel with a few others and it could be very quiet, and everyone would just look at her because her music is blasting so loud that people outside could hear it.

Tissues loves fidget stuff, such as slime and kinetic sand. He also loves soft stuff, such as soft pillows and soft blankets.

Apple once decided to bake some brownies for Marsh, Bow and Dough (even though Bow and Dough are dead). She nearly burnt down the entire mansion.

Paintbrush really loves rainbow colored stuff. It could be a rainbow colored pillow, or a rainbow colored bed. He keeps it a secret, though the only one who found out was Lightbulb. So she sometimes leaves rainbow colored stuff, such as bracelets or candy next to them while their asleep, and she sees them wearing it/eating it the next day!

Soap keeps a picture of Mic next to her bed. Since Mic sleeps “outside” (or by Taco in the woods) she usually gives the picture a small kiss before falling asleep.


The Cherries love fireworks. When they have the chance, they buy ten boxes of sparklers and run around the hotel, giggling and waving the sparklers around.

Pickle is a pro at basketball. He’ll sometimes go outside and dribble a basketball around just to get some fresh air. Usually others will come join, and before you know kg everyone is outside playing around.


Once, Lightbulb bought over 30 sheets of stickers and put stickers all over Test Tube, Fan and Paintbrush. She put some on herself and then began to stick them all over the hotel. Paintbrush was just too exhausted to react, Test Tube was just trying to take the stickers off, and Fan? He didn’t care; he liked stickers too.

In the woods, there’s a small pond with a few fish in it. Taco found out and she takes full care of them, feeding them and making sure they’re ok. She also has a small plush of a clownfish, and she never sleeps without it. When there’s free time, she’ll talk about fish with Mic, who will usually listen and be fascinated about how much Tack knew about marine life.

Test Tube will always carry a small notebook with her just in case she needs to try and solve an equation or write a new hypothesis or investigation down. Everyone is usually annoyed by it, telling her to leave it in the field, but she always ignores them and carries her notebook.


Cheesy once put a whoopie cushion on OJ’s seat during a dinner they were having. You could only imagine how that ended.

Fan!! LOVES!! Pocky!! He would sneak off to go buy a box of pocky and would eat it during challenges.

Suitcase would sometimes sit at the dock, dozing off, and daydreaming about what it would’ve been like if Balloon was still there, and how it would’ve been like if the alliance was still together. She would end up in tears and Knife would hear her cries, so he would end up walking over to her and just, awkwardly comforting her.

Balloon loves penguins. He has a mini penguin plush which he carries around at all times. He’s a happy boi.

lilysflowershop  asked:

Swerve and Rung?

Swerve

Your overly friendly local bartender

works in a bar right near the apartments

his neighbors go there when hes on shift for discount drinks

tries to befriend everyone in the building

everyone thinks hes funny but kinda weird

besties with the amnesiac Skids 

forces Skids to watch Lord of the rings with him

they both wear ent costumes

can’t cook for the life of him

has caused many fires

the firefighters know him personally

goes down to the racetracks to watch *stalk* blurr

always wears the same old red cap

never washes it

it may have superpowers due to exposure to dirt radiation 

 smells slightly of cheese

tried to design and make his own shirts with funny one-liners to sell them

has sold two shirts

one to Skids and one to himself

‘yes it counts’

owns 20 year old pair of sneakers

‘how can you and your shoes be the same age?”

“my parents were bad at sizes’

‘and gifts’

throws parties

people only come for the alcohol 

‘what mental health problems? You mean my crippling depression and anxiety ha ha ha what’

sleeps with a plush penguin toy

calls it ‘pip’

Rung

Sweet smol and precious

nicest person in the building

the only one who can talk Whirl down from beating up people

is concerned for everyone’s mental health

wants to say ‘fuck you’

is sick of everyones shit

is still sweet and pure

smol

tidy and has a dancing sunflower thing on his window ledge

so many houseplants

feeds the birds

says good morning to everyone

thinks everyone in the building needs therapy

slips his psychology card under all their doors

owns smiley face stickers

gives lots of them to Whirl and Ten

talks long walks in the morning

sometimes Megatron joins him

everyone rants to him about their problems

hthey had a mardi gras celebration going on after good friday and after lent and after easter and it will still be going on for another week and i heard the song “mardi gras mambo” at least 4 times

i ate something called “jambalaya bites” which were shaped like mcnuggets and tasted like something but it wasnt jambalaya. i think there was crawfish meat in there but im really not sure

3 chicken strips cost $12

it was cold. no really it was cold in texas in late april and it was like hell freezing over

i saw 50 different groups of band and choir kids with matching trip tshirts

there were vuvuzelas blaring constantly

my bf stood in line for a drink refill for at least 30 minutes. i went to wait in line for a ride so i could hold a spot, got through the line, got to the front and decided to get out of line and check up on him, and found out he was still in line at the food stall and i stood next to him for another 15 minutes. when i left the first time, there were only like 8 or so people ahead of him. the girl behind the counter didnt know how to operate the register. i went through the line to the ride twice in the amount of time it took for him to get one refill

i got sunburn even though it was overcast

i feel like i spent 6+ hours in a place where the veil was dangerously thin to a chaos realm

Secret Admirer || Peter Parker x Reader

Can you imagine Peter Parker being totally in love with you after being friends with you for 3 years, and finally, Peter can’t stand being ‘just friends anymore’ so he decides to win you over with love notes and tiny gifts??

Yet you don’t know it’s coming from him since you always believed he had a crush on Liz? So Petey (being your bff) gets hella embarrassed every time you show him one of the notes and/or gifts he’s given you while giving you a baffling stare at how you still DIDNT KNOW that it’s him???

Let’s write about that. ((Lol lol lol GMM ref, I love Rhett and Link so much))

warnings: fLUFF

**I apologize for any grammatical errors since this was all written on my phone. When it’s posted then I’ll make sure to edit it a few more times just in case!**

**dont repost or plagiarize this plot! Reblogs are fine!!

———————

The first note you received happened one morning when you opened your locker to retrieve your books.

Your final year at Midtown couldn’t go by fast enough for you. Despite all of the good memories you had at this place with your friends, you were ready to get out of this school.

All you had to do was finish strong.

Heading toward your locker, you see Peter standing against his locker and gesture at him to follow you, “Come on! Walk with me, it’s been a while since the last time we talked to each other.”

He appeared hesitant, constantly shifting his gaze away from you while he ran a hand through his hair, “What are you talking about [Nickname], I m-mean, we spoke to each other yesterday.”

With a roll of your eyes, you quickly wrap your arm around Peter’s, forcing him to follow you to your locker as you linked your arms together with his. “Come on, dude, you know that I’ll always need my daily spidey fix!”

“Ssh!!! Not so loud, [Name]!”

You laugh at Peter’s flustered expression when you mention his alter ego’s nickname, finding him to be incredibly adorable as he tried to hide the fact that he was Spider-Man.

Reaching your locker, you notice from the corner of your eyes how jittery Peter appeared. While you were working on unlocking your locker, Peter’s trembling seemed to get stronger when it opened as a tiny folded note fell to the ground.

“U-uhm I-I g-gotta go! I just r-remembered that N-Ned needed me for s-something, bye!”

You pick up the note to see your name written in an unfamiliar script on it. About to say something to Peter, you face him, only to be met with his retreating form as he ran off in the opposite direction.

“Okay, that was weird as fuck.” You shrug, returning your attention back to the note as you carefully unfolded it. Upon reading its contents, you felt your cheeks turn red:

I’ve always loved you.

{…}

Your thoughts were consumed with that singular note; your mind constantly replaying that simple declaration of love.

You wondered who the author was throughout Calculus, making you completely miss the question when you were called on.

You tried to decipher the handwriting during English Lit, only to be caught off guard when your teacher made you read an excerpt from the story you were discussing.

Even when lunch period came, you found that you didn’t have an appetite as you grabbed a bottle of water with an apple to serve as your lunch for the day.

Finding your usual table next to Peter and Ned, you sit between them, not noticing the way Peter had immediately stiffened.

“You guys, I think I have a secret admirer.” You tell both boys, still looking at the note.

“Really?” You heard Ned ask while taking bites of his turkey sandwich, “I didn’t think any guys would go for girls like you.” He laughs at the joke, making you playfully punch his arm in response.

“Shut up, I’m being serious! Here just take a look at this! The dude said that he’s always loved me!” You show Ned the note, not paying attention to Peter when he choked on his milk. “I mean, it sounds sincere, but there is also a chance that this could have been given to me as a joke.”

While Ned looks at the note, you finally heard Peter as he blurted out, “No one would ever say that they loved you as a joke, [Name]! I wouldn’t- I mean-!!”

You and Ned both give Peter a look of concern, “Peter, what? How would you know that?”

“I don’t kn-know that! Anyways, I gotta go and help L-Liz with something!” Peter stands from his seat, carrying his tray that carried his half eaten food as he threw the contents away before running out of the cafeteria.

Seeing Peter freaking out, Ned was practically smirking now, realizing just who had given you the note. “Here,” he slides the note back over to you, watching you with a curious expression when you sighed.

“Seriously, if this wasn’t a joke, then who wrote it?”

Ned simply shrugs while hiding his wide grin by taking bites of his sandwich.

The boy knew exactly who the author of the note was, but he was never gonna tell you for fear of ruining the fun.

———————

The second note you received came as a delivery to your house as it was coupled along with a cute blue penguin plush.

The note (like the first one) contained a single sentence as you read:

I love you as much as you love penguins (maybe even more so).

What that note stated was an absolute fact. You absolutely adored penguins, and seeing this gift made you even more curious as to who was the identity of your admirer. Because you loved the little blue booger so much, you decided to take him to school with you the next day.

Not caring that so many people were giving you odd looks, you continue to hold the penguin close to your chest, making your way toward Peter. Seeing him with his back turned toward you, you hold up your penguin plush so that it covered your face.

When Peter finally turned around, he jumps at the sight of the penguin plush as you spoke in a cutesy tone, “Peter Parker, I wuv you!! Tell me I’m cute and handsome!!”

“[Name], hey. You scared me.” He gently moves the penguin away from your face, smiling at you as his cheeks were tinged in a slight pink hue, “What’s up? W-was that from your a-admirer?”

You nod and show him a wide grin, “It was from him! And I also got a really cute note, this time saying how my admirer loved me as much as I loved penguins.” You laugh and hold the penguin plush close to your chest, “I don’t really talk about my obsession with penguins, so whoever is giving me these notes must have been watching me for a while now.”

“You have no idea.” Peter mumbles, but you didn’t catch his words, “What was that, Pete?”

He clears his throat and asks, “I was just wondering if you were s-scared of this guy, whoever h-he is, I mean- The f-fact that he’s been paying so much attention to you must make you nervous.”

Your nose wrinkles in response to his question, “Well, I don’t think so. I think that if my admirer ever revealed himself to me, then I would still like him all the same.” You think about it for a few more minutes before admitting, “However, if he turned out to be Flash…” you hold up your stuffed penguin and purposely loom it over one of the trash cans, “Then this little booger is going in the trash.”

Peter couldn’t stop the smile that formed on his face, “I’m sure that it wasn’t Flash who gave you those notes and that penguin.”

You laugh and nuzzle your penguin buddy, “Yeah, I think it isn’t Flash either. Whoever is sending me such sweet gifts has got to be hella kind with a big heart.” Staring at Peter, you wink at him and say, “You know, if you did sweet stuff like this for Liz, I’m sure she’d be yours in no time at all!”

When the bell rang, you cursed softly, “Shit, I’m late for my first class. Later Pete!”

You run off to class, leaving Peter alone. He stays still for several seconds before letting out a low chuckle, “God, will you ever know?

I’ve always wanted you from the start.”

———————

The third note you received was delivered to you personally by your secret admirer.

It was the end of the school day, and you were deep in thought. It had been several weeks since you received the first note, and you still didn’t have a clue as to who your secret admirer was.

His handwriting was written in a slanted script, and you had never seen anyone with that handwriting before. This made things a lot more challenging for you, and you were beginning to think that your admirer would never appear.

Being so deep in thought, you end up wandering around the hallways, not stopping until you felt your nose run into someone’s back. Wincing to show your slight pain, you rub at your nose to see someone familiar standing before you, “Ah, hey Peter! D-Did you not go home yet? What are you doing here?”

Peter doesn’t answer you, just silently holds out a folded piece of paper for you to take. You tilt your head and slowly take the letter from him, wondering what Peter was doing with it. Recognizing the slanted script, you gasp and unfold the letter to read:

I’ve been in front of you this whole time. When will you finally begin to see?

“Peter- oh my god, it’s y-” you were suddenly cut off when you felt Peter press his lips against yours. You moan, leaning even closer to Peter when you felt him delve his fingers into your hair. His touch was soft, gentle, reverent even when he pulled away to look at you.

Your face was dyed red, making you look away from him when you murmur, “It was you this whole time?”

He laughs, wrapping an arm around you, “Your oblivious nature was seriously driving me insane. Even Ned knew. You were just so slow that I didn’t think you’d ever figure it out. So I…I had to do something. I like you so much, [Name].”

You laugh and wrap your arms around his back, “Oh God, I’m so stupid. You’re right, the signs were all there! How nervous you were, how you never looked me in the eye when I talked about the notes. Oh, and how- mmmph!”

Peter kisses you again, keeping his eyes shut as he hoped to stop your embarrassing rant about him. It took all of the courage he had to give you his last note, and he wanted nothing more than to finally have you in his arms.

He knew that his feelings were requited from the way you kissed him back, and he couldn’t have been happier when he thought,

Finally.

[end]

Originally posted by eveenstar

aceofstars16  asked:

Top 5 Star Wars characters and top 5 Star Trek characters?

An ask!

Originally posted by peggygarters

THIS IS NOT FAIR, THERE ARE MULTIPLE SERIES AND MOVIES TO CHOOSE FROM HOW.

Wars Characters:

  1. Obi-Wan (fun fact: I used to have a little plush penguin named Obi-wan Kenobi)
  2. Poe Dameron (no weird childhood factoids, he’s just Best)
  3. Finnnnnnn (I just…my boy…protect him)
  4. Can we just agree everyone in Rogue One? All of them? My dears.
  5. I indistinctly remember a minor character in the old movies…somewhere…some random Rebel I think…that I really liked, but it’s been absolutely forever since I watched the original movies so. Shout-out to all the favorite minor characters: we adore you.

Trek Characters:

  1. Bones is absolutely first. My spirit animal McCoy.
  2. Scotty (just. yes)
  3. The Enterprise (what. don’t look at me.)
  4. Geordi (again. protect him)
  5. Data’s cat, Spot. (she’s a cat, and he loves her, and it’s precious)
The Free! boys at the amusement park headcanons

So yesterday I went to an amusement park and I was thinking about how Haru would react to the water attraction I was currently on and then all these headcanons about the free! boys (makoharu and reigisa) entered my mind and I just had to post it mhihi~ (/ w \)

- In every water attraction, Haru wants to strip (he’s wearing his swimming trunks obv) and jump out of the ride to swim in the water. Luckily Makoto always sits next to Haru to stop him from doing that.
- Haru gets very sad when he didn’t get wet in a water attraction.
- Makoto doesn’t like scary attractions. When Nagisa suggests going to a scary attraction, Makoto agrees because he doesn’t want to let them down even though he’s afraid to go in. Haru can see the fear in Makoto’s eyes and suggest that he and Makoto will get some food or go to the toilet instead while Nagisa and Rei go to the ride.
- Makoto and Haru always try to sit in the rear carts of the roller-coaster so they can steal kisses from each other while nobody is watching.
- Rei and Nagisa sharing cotton candy and also feeding each other.
- Rei doesn’t like attractions with photo moments because he thinks he doesn’t look beautiful on them. Nagisa, however, always makes cute poses on the pictures. Haru always misses the photo moment which results in him looking bored and annoyed on every picture. Makoto, no matter how fast the ride, always looks perfect on pictures with his angelic smile (which makes Rei very frustrated because he also wants to look beautiful on pictures just like Makoto-senpai).
- Nagisa’s mission is to go on all rides, even the ones only for children.
- Nagisa runs to all mascots to hug them and take pictures with them.
- Haru makes no sounds in roller-coasters (he’s just not very impressed). Makoto sometimes lets out a small chuckle or cute little scream. Rei screams very loudly while Nagisa can’t stop laughing.
- Rei tends to get very sick on rides with lots of spinning which will cause Mamakoto’s motherly instincts to rise and look after Rei so that he’s feeling better again.
- Makoto plays a basketball-ish kinda game at the arcade in the park and wins a little dolphin plush for Haru. Haru treasures the plush a lot and holds it very close to him the rest of the day at the park, refusing to let go of it in attractions (which Makoto thinks is too cute).
- Nagisa also wants to win a plush for Rei, but he fails to win which makes Nagisa very sad (he was SO DETERMINED to win that big penguin plush for Rei). Rei tries to reassure him that it’s alright and his effort to win something for him already is enough. As a consolation prize, Nagisa can choose a keychain, and he happily picks the butterfly one for Rei, which warms Rei’s heart.
- At the end of the day, they go in the Ferris wheel (Makoto and Haru together, and Rei and Nagisa together) for some sightseeing of course… and maybe some kisses~

Oswald x Reader- Little Penguin Part 2- Body Confidence Collection (Rated M)

The second and last part of this Body Confidence story. Oswald finds out even though he may be insecure in some areas, he’s naturally gifted in others. Part 1 here

Content- Sexual content, Masturbation, fingering, Oral sex (M/F), vulgar language, forceful female Reader

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