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The Corruption of Azngrl4whitegods

I’ve been asked by a few people to explain how me and @azngrl4whitegods relationship, so I am making this post to answer some questions. I met her once through a friend of a friend, I always knew that a lot of Asian girls had a thing for White guys. But honestly, I assumed she was different, she seemed friendly but not particularly flirty.

We chat mostly online and she seemed big on talking about her views on being marginalized by a white-run society. She talked about her Asian boyfriend and her white exes and her attraction to them, and I knew what had to be done. You see I’ve always had a thing for fucking with taken girls, I currently have a black girl in a relationship who will do literally anything I say for me. This includes: Posing in the lingerie her boyfriend got her, trash talking her boyfriend and even cancelling a date because I said so. I was determined to make @azngrl4whitegods part of my harem.

The opportunity came when I learned that our girl started a small Wordpress blog talking about White privilege and her views as an Asian in society. You may not believe me now, but back then she was very guarded about being explicit in her appreciation for whites but she did always speak of White superiority. This honesty caused her to be ostracized by the Asian community, so I saw an opportunity.

I knew from my time enjoying the the raceplay community on tumblr how she could market herself to a broader audience. She had to change her tone and show the world her place and how it has affected her. She has referenced a few times that she almost went the route of a Social Justice Warrior, and I take full credit in sparing us all from that path ahaha. I told her to gain more readership she had to talk more about her views and experiences of White Men and her blog is the result of that.

This tumblr has had the welcome side effect of bringing us closer together (and I guess giving her a platform to espouse her views,) and according to her our relationship status is “very complicated,” I am happy to say that I am corrupting another non-white girl dating a non-white guy. My race and demeanor have afforded me privileges that I have no trouble using with her, I gave her a community and a platform. If any other minority girls with boyfriends want the same treatment, you know where to find me.

anonymous asked:

Hey, John! First off, I absolutely adore your content and you are my favorite cosplayer ever! You are so kind, inspiring and funny, so you have all my love and support. 💕 Anyways, I was wondering how you would feel about meeting up at a con and getting some pics together? I'm cosplaying Aranea for Momo and I would LOVE to meet up while you are Iggy and get some shots together. Honestly, you are just my favorite Ignis cosplayer ever, it kills me.

Yes hello please be part of my Aranea harem

I am collecting Araneas and I love you all


- Sleep headcanon

Murasakibara is a heavy sleeper. If he falls asleep, anything won’t wake him up. He’s one of these people who you can’t say anything in the morning because he has a horrible mood. He will eat his breakfast looking nowhere with a murderer face.

- Sad headcanon

Food. If he’s sad, he’ll lock himself in his room with ice cream, candies, snacks, chips and any kind of junk food he has on his house. And he’ll be eating untill the sadness pass away. If he finished eating and is still sad, he would probably take a nap.

- Happy headcanon

Brownies make Murasakibara extremely happy. Jeezz brownies… It also makes him happy as a child finding new Pocky or Maiubo flavours. Spending time with his whole family eating is a go go.

- Angry/violent headcanon

We had already seen Mura being angry and violent in the anime: he will probably crush who has made him angry. If he can’t crush anybody (Mura you can’t crush people you crazy boy), he will behave like a big baby and make a tantrum. I guess he’ll be pouting all the time. He’s not the type to get in a real fight with fists and so, but if he feels really violent, he won’t need much to hurt his oponent, Mura is a big guy.

- Sex headcanon

Okay, the entire fandom agree that Murasakibara is the best eating out. Too lazy to take off all of the clothes (or wear a condom lol that’s how he had his children). Likes his partner to ride him, just seeing how they moves and has pleasure turns him on. And if it’s a girl: plus to the boobie movement. If his partner teases him like A LOT and really isn’t moving, Mura will take the control of the situation and, be careful, if he can break a basketball hoop, he can break the bed while fucking.

- Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

Obviously, he will leave all full of crumbs. The food would be missing at home. I think in his room, he has an order inside of the chaos. He knows where everything is and if his mother decides to put in order everything, he won’t found anything poor boy. If he has to live alone, he better have eighty alarms or he won’t wake up. He needs a responsible and patient rommie.

- Romantic headcanon

He will take his partner to a pastry shop and cafe (all in one) and they will do that cute thing of giving cake to each other awww. Also his romantic date idea is to stay in home (his or theirs) and make brownies! Or anything sweet-but brownies better. Besides Mura is the type of boy which confess with a box of chocolates and a card that reads “forgive me I like you very very much but I ate all the chocolates :c”.

- Family headcanon

He’s a very familiar boy, growing up with four older siblings. He’s the spoiled child of the house and enjoys spending time with his family. But not too much ‘cause his siblings tease him a lot. He’s the type of child who holds hands with his mother when his too old for it (well is there a age for that?) and too tall.

- Friendship headcanon

It’s complicated being his friend. You have to be patient and sometimes blackmail him with food (something like Himuro haha). But I think he’s not that childish in reality, and with his friends (at some point in his life he would make more friends than the emo-i-cant-enter-the-zone boy right?) he makes jokes with double meanings and those things that seem too much for him.

- Quirks/hobbies headcanon

The type who like tourism, but a gastronomic route in a city he doesn’t know. He doesn’t have interest in monuments thought.

- Likes/dislikes headcanon

Mura really likes autumn and winter, spending the afternoon in the kotatsu while watching the bad weather outside (and eating). Also he loves to dress warmly, put layers and layers of clothes, and going out to discover new pastry shops. But even if he likes to dress warmly, he doesn’t like being cold. He prefers winter instead of summer.

- Childhood headcanon

Pretty much as it is now. He only had more difficulty eating anything- but desserts. He gave his mother real headaches.

-. Old age/aging headcanon

Grumpy grandpa. As adult, a very sexy man with pastry flour in his face and his hair tied and a sharp look aaaah.

- Cooking/food headcanon

I’ve read a lot people who thinks that Murasakibara makes a mess when he cooks, but I think that if his alternative job is a pastry chef, he does it well. He doesn’t like cooking food that isn’t sweet thought. He experiments with food recipes.

- Appearance headcanon

Ahhhh Murasakibara smells like cookies and sugar (i bet my hand that he also tastes like cookies and sugar). I’ve seen him with dungarees and hats, so I guess he likes that. Baggy clothes, which also suits him very well (he has to shop it online).

- Random headcanon

He has learned the entire periodic table 'cause he’s a Physics freak just sayin.

- Any other question of your choosing

wanna be part of my personal harem??? nevermind you’re already in.

Harem (Gou/Boys)

I realize we say Gou’s Harem a lot, but we never actually made it a harem right. Using whatever knowledge I have received from watching Jodha Akbar-the show not the movie-I will try to write about my own AU about Princess Gou having a Harem of her own!!

In Mughal terms, the Harem, while referring to multiple wives or concubines, also refers to the place in which they are kept, usually a palace adjacent to the rulers own.

“Princess it’s time for you to retire.” Gou looked up at her purple haired guard, giving him a shining smile.

“Just a little longer Rei.” She said, her hands moving across the puzzle pieces with ease. “I want to solve this before brother returns.” 

“We cannot delay my lady, your concubines have been restless of late.” Rei grumbled. Gou looked over to find her guard looking disgruntled with his arms crossed over his chest.

“Have they been giving you a hard time?” She smiled.

“When do they not.”

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