We interrupt your regularly scheduled bad content to bring you the tragic love triangle that is @markiplier, Peebles, and Lemon Man.
Not that this isn’t bad content, but it’s different bad content. We like to mix it up here at TheOwlAndTheFinch, like a classic variety show.
And by “classic variety show”, I really just mean those three middle-aged men who are always at Denny’s at 2 am, cracking jokes too loud to hide their insecurities about their crumbling marriages and receding hairlines.
Also, by “we”, I mean me. There’s no one else on this blog. I know the username makes it seem like there might be two people here, but I’m alone, living in my own isolated bubble of bad memes and pigeons.
Will… will I ever get my own Lemon Man?