a pair & a spare

8

He woke tho

the raven cycle character aesthetics: what's in their bags edition
  • gansey: a crumpled map of crudely sketched ley lines, a heavy leather book marked with sticky notes, a small box of epipens, polished car keys, old receipts from Nino's, a spare pair of tortoise shell glasses
  • adam: tarot cards neatly packed together, one blue pen with a lost cap, a school notebook nearly falling apart, half used hand lotion from ronan, rusted car keys, extra change
  • ronan: a chipped lighter, a nearly empty silver flask, a crucifix pendant looped into a rope chain, a folded photo of aurora lynch, old cassette tapes, snacks for chainsaw
  • blue: three chapsticks, an unopened cup of blueberry yogurt and a tiny plastic spoon taped to the top, a bunch of colorful hair clips, a broken choker necklace, an unopened bag of pressed flowers, a beaded compact mirror
  • noah: a glittery snow globe, a set of used coloring pencils, a picture of his unsmudgy self when he was alive, a couple toy race cars from his childhood, a fuzzy blanket, a picture of the gangsey smiling
  • henry: bits of crushed metal from god knows what, a spare ringer t-shirt in case his current shirt gets wet for some reason, tools to fix robobee just in case, expensive hair gel, baseball cap with the word 'bro', snackbox of kimchi because he's always hungry
bts as college students

Seokjin: brings a homemade lunchbox everyday, all the professors love him, always in the library studying, A+ grades

Jimin: never does his homework, constantly surrounded by girls, tries to befriend the professor to bump his grade up

Hoseok: has no idea what goes on in class, laughs nervously every time he gets an exam back, stressed out but still smiley 

Yoongi: uses the same notebook for every subject, sleeps through every class, passes his classes effortlessly

Jungkook: in every sports club, never studies but still gets good grades, in his own fanclub, spends his time tagging his friends in memes on facebook

Taehyung: probably in a frat, talks too much, hasn’t been to class since the first day of school, always at every party on campus

Namjoon: straight A student, corrects the professor all the time, has 10 pairs of spare glasses, also the school librarian 

where a superhero decides to defeat they’re super villain nemesis with  ultimate kindness. it somewhat effective…

“i got you hockey tickets - they’re cheap seats but it’s the best i could get last minute”

“you’re giving me hockey tickets? i’m robbing a bank. right now”

“well, yeah, but i already foiled that. so here’s a consolation prize”

super villain suspiciously walks away with tickets

+++

“you should really bundle up on a night like this”

“what are you doing here?”

“well, watching you freeze while casing the national art gallery. coffee?”

“…”

“with coconut milk. i know you’re lactose intolerant”

“don’t expect a thank you”

“wasn’t even thinking you’d offer. hey i got a spare pair of gloves. i mean i don’t need them what with my powers. so here, i’d hate to see you get sick”

“if i get sick, i wouldn’t be a thorn in your side”

“well can’t have my favourite criminal out of commission. then i’d be left with that wannabe with who can’t even banter properly. i mean not even one pun!”

“their last caper was lacklustre”

“i know!”

Twenty One Pilots Handshake Tutorial

Slow motion video: (x)

Start with your right hands!

Hand Pair 1: Both right hands

Hand Pair 2: Both left hands

  1. Slap (Hand Pair 1) palms together
  2. Slap (Hand Pair 1) backs of hands together
  3. Slap (Hand Pair 1) palms together twice
  4. Vertical fist bump twice (Hand Pair 1) (KEEP THUMB FACING VERTICALLY)
  5. Hook thumbs together and clasp them (Hand Pair 1) [SEE BELOW FOR A MORE DETAILED VERSION
  6. Clap your (Hand Pair 2) hands on your (Hand Pair 1) hands, clap above them, clap below your (Hand Pair 1) hands, and finally, clap them on your (Hand Pair 1) hands
  7. Hook pinkies and bring them up, down, then up again (Hand Pair 1)
  8. Once you bring your pinkies down, clasp spare hands together (Hand Pair 2)
  9. Bring the clasped hands, which are Hand Pair 2, down, use the other pair of hands to clap twice above the clasped hands (Hand Pair 1)
  10. Slap partner’s forearm (elbow area) once (Hand Pair 1)
  11. Pat your own forearm (slightly above the wrist) once (Hand Pair 1)
  12. Clasp hands together again (Hand Pair 1)
  13. Unclasp the hands from 11 (Hand Pair 2) and put it around your partner as if it is a one-armed hug (Hand Pair 1)

DETAILED STEP 5:

1) Face both hands upward

2) Interlock your hands by hooking your thumbs together, still faced horizontally

3) Move both hands so the backs are touching

4) Roll your hand under your partner’s while they roll their own hand over yours (YOU NEED TO UNLOCK YOUR THUMBS FOR THIS STEP)

5) Lock thumbs together again as your hands are in a hand-shaking position

Helpful tutorial if you’re still confused: (x) 

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It´s 1:31 AM but nevermind, I don´t need sleep anyway…

KyoHaba AU where Yahaba and Kyotani are adults and live together, with their big fluffy dog Ken. (I will draw that doggy someday :3 ) This pic shows their morning cuddle in bed, Kyotani then wants to take his dog out but Yahaba is quite horny in morning and doesn´t want to release his baby after he gets some..  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

PSA on Handling LGBTQ Sims and Simblrs

This is a post both for myself and for others. It comes about as the result of dealings with a specific person, who will not be named, but I think the lessons to be learned from it may be able to apply to enough Simblrs outside of that that it will do good to make the post public. I’m not even speaking exclusively to cis straight Simblrs - there’s people on the LGBTQ side who pull this kind of shit too.

  • LGBTQ representation does not begin and end with you having a gay couple as a spare pair, or letting a trans sim into your story once. We are far more ubiquitous than people may assume, and far more casual and capable of happy endings than most of our narratives may indicate. Isolated incidents don’t add to your credibility, they just continue to ‘other’ us, which isn’t the goal.
  • On that same token, learning about us and supporting us doesn’t have an end point. There is no point where you can stop, breathe, and say “okay, I have done all I can to be an ally to this community or that community”. Be constant in your vigilance, be consistent in your support. Flipping flopping just tells us we can’t trust you. (Of course, this is also dependent on disability or neurodivergence. Do all you can within the bounds of what you are physically or mentally capable of.)
  • Don’t pick and choose who you will support and accept and who you won’t. If you constantly make lesbians, don’t vilify gay men. If you allow trans people across the binary, don’t exclude non-binary people or people with unconventional pronouns. Don’t throw ace or aro people under the bus. Either be with us all the way, or don’t be with us at all. 
  • LGBTQ representation means far less if the representation is flawed, one-note, or stereotyped. Sure, you might be able to get away with it your first try, but if you have several gay characters and they are all possessive, promiscuous, or whatever, you’re just feeding into something dangerous and misleading. (To prove that I’m not self-unaware, this is something I need to be careful of as well. Right now, my aro characters with 'exceptions’ far outweigh my aro characters who stay aro, and I want the reverse to be true, lest this push a harmful precedent.) But just because there are nuances in us doesn’t mean that there aren’t basic rules of etiquette to apply to all of them when talking to them in real life. 
  • Never ask anyone, especially trans or NB people, their birth gender or “biological sex”. Nine times out of ten, it is irrelevant to the conversation at hand. 
    • No, it’s not relevant to the conversation you’re thinking of now. 
    • No, nor that one. 
  • If you ask someone their biological sex anyway, and they decline to tell you, accept that. Don’t press the point. Don’t ask why they won’t tell you. If they wanted to tell you, they would have. LGBTQ people, any person for that matter, reserves the right to hold back any personal information that they don’t wish to disclose. 
  • You are not entitled to, or owed, someone’s biological sex. Privacy, in this regard and others, is a fucking basic inalienable right. No means no. 
  • You are not owed thanks or gratitude for invasions of privacy either.
  • If someone tells you you are being shitty, the generally accepted thing to do is to apologize and be wary of making the mistake again, not to try ruthlessly to justify your actions and pretend like the other party has wronged you in some way.
  • There is a difference between education and coddling. If you want to learn about some of the basics of LGBTQ stuff from people under that umbrella, fine, but they only have limited resources, time, and patience. There are some steps you’re going to have to take yourself when you don’t have your Token Gay Friend to learn from. Google is a very valuable resource, for instance. As is Wikipedia. And if you’ve tried Google or Wikipedia and you’re not getting the answers, maybe be more specific as to the question. It works wonders.
  • We are not props for your ego. We do not exist to make you feel better if you really fucked up. We do not exist to give you comfort about having privilege over us, nor to applaud you for the tiniest little step. We are not infinite pools of reassurance, we are not notches in your good-person-bedpost. We are not mysteries for you to solve or experiments for you to dissect. We are humans. Treat us that way. 
  • If you stop considering an LGBTQ person “amazing” when we lay down some basic boundaries that are essential to any communication, you probably didn’t think we were all that amazing in the first place, and you are acting exactly like any old dudebro fedora-wearing Nice Guy would do on Tinder and OKCupid.
  • Cis people do not get to dictate how trans people should feel about their bodies.
  • Cis people do not get to dictate how trans people should feel about their bodies.
  • Cis people do not get to fucking dictate how trans people should feel about their fucking bodies.
  • Avocadoes bear absolutely no resemblance to vulvas or vaginas. 

Thanks for reading!

Snack Visit [SFW]

AO3

Exhausted from an intense day of training, Yuri stops by Viktor and Yuuri’s apartment on his way home. Unfortunately, the apartment’s kitchen is a bit more welcoming than its residents.

(Enjoy! ~M❤)


After a long day of practice with Yakov and Lilia, the last thing Yuri Plisetsky wanted to do was go home. With rush hour traffic, the amount of time it would take him to get home was exhausting by itself, and his patience was stretched far too thin for him to put up with that right now.

Thankfully, Viktor’s apartment was not far from the ice rink–within a reasonable walking distance, actually, even with the chill that St. Petersburg so generously had to offer–and Yuri had a key.

When Yuuri Katsuki moved in with Viktor so they could train together in Russia, the pair decided to have a spare key made for Yuri to have on hand so he could come and go as he pleased. Initially, he laughed at the idea of staying at their apartment. He could barely stand the two of them as it was, with the way they flirted almost incessantly at practice sessions together. However, he found himself over there more often than he expected. He’d even stayed the night a few times. Visiting Viktor and Yuuri after a rough practice had become something of a habit, and today was no different.

All his hard work had left him hungry, and he figured he could kill a few minutes if he stopped by Viktor’s place first. Two birds, one stone.

Finding himself at the apartment, Yuri pulled the key from his pocket and unlocked the door, not caring to knock before he entered.

He should’ve knocked.

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PROMPT : Asskicker

I want to see something where the Aurors of MACUSA have to be proficient in hand-to-hand combat should they be disarmed. And they have a gym located in the HQ.

Since Newt decided to stay and be their creature expert. Graves wants him to be trained to be able to take care of himself should he ever be disarmed by smugglers.

Graves basically orders him to attend lessons on his defence and starts teaching him himself.

What Graves doesn’t know is that Newt is a black belt master of several martial arts, humoring him and Basically being a little Troll/Shit.

When it’s time to have a spare, he’s paired with a junor Auror and walks away. Newt kicks his ass in one take down. When Graves returns, asks newt why the J.A is on the floor. Newt puts on a look of complete cluelessness and replies “he slipped”. They have a rematch. Newt wins again. Then they proceed to have a impromt tournament. Challanging all the Aurors in the DMLE.

Graves is the best hand-to-hand fighter in the department. They tie.

possible dialog: G: “You never said you knew how to fight.” N:“You never show your cards before you place any bets.”

missisjoker said: N: You should never underestimate your opponent, Mr. Graves“ G: “Neither should you, Mr. Scamander.”

Possibly kiss at the end.


Originally posted by jeffxbautista

GOT7 React to: Going to a fancy dress Halloween house party

Mark;  Comes dressed as Sailor Moon but his dress is off him after one bottle of bud and he’s managed to find a spare pair of pants from his adventures throughout the house. Surprises everyone by being the last one standing even though he’s been doing shots all night and dancing on tables like his life depends on it. “Somebody come get her, she’s dancing like a stripper” plays in the background~

Originally posted by marktuon

Jaebum; Comes dressed as a heavy metal lover because he bought new leather pants and wants to get full use out of them. Carries a hip flask full of Jameson and gets loose tongued once he gets his whiskey game on. By the end of the night, he’s sitting in the corner of the room judging everyone for fading or throwing up before getting up and leaving in search of another house party.

Originally posted by defwang

Jackson; Comes dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow and talks with the worst British accent ever - the more drunk he gets, the better it sounds as he persuades everyone he actually grew up in England. Organiser of drinking games and heavily dilutes the drinks bc he’s an angel. Body rolls and intense dance moves all night when his favourite bops come on. Orders pizza at 2am and shares it with everyone, bless.

Originally posted by the-aegyoqueen

Jinyoung; Comes dressed in his normal attire because he’s too cool for that shit. Everyone assumes he’d turn into an even more savage drunk but you’ll find him cradling a glass of fine red wine at the kitchen table with his legs crossed trying to have a philosophical conversation with some drunk gal at 4 in the morning, telling her what he thinks is the meaning of life.

Originally posted by jypnior

Youngjae; Wants to come dressed as a vampire but Jackson talks him into impersonating Coco (tail, ears and collar included). His laughing gets louder with each shot he gets handed and challenges everyone to game of ‘Never have I ever’. Isn’t the first to pass out but settles for a safe third place before peacing out and finding a nice, soft bed to pass out in.

Originally posted by jitonic

BamBam; Comes dressed as a devil so he can say ‘Cos I’m so horny’ all night to everyone he meets. Everyone makes bets and says he will pass out first bc he went straight to doing body shots but he proves them all wrong as passes out second. Picks dare every time during spin the bottle and ends up having to run naked down the street at 3am screaming “DAB BOI” while - you guessed it, dabbing.

Originally posted by spookygotseven

Yugyeom; Comes dressed as a fairy because the rest of the boys played rock paper scissors and he lost. This boy would be the textbook definition of white girl wasted. Hugs everyone and tells them how much he loves them while slurring his words. Is the first to pass out - wakes up the next morning to find dicks drawn with sharpie on his face as he does the walk of shame to the bathroom to try and scrub it off.

Originally posted by chichangyu

How to lure complete strangers in to Malec

Last week, I was at a friend’s place when his colleague from work came over to visit. Being true to myself, I was all about Malec and the girl asked me what that was about. Logically I had a squealing moment:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Because it’s not every time you get a chance to lure someone into one of your fandoms (especially when said fandom is Malec). But then, I had a big problem. How can I get her attention and have her interested in this amazing pairing when she only has 10 mins to spare?

Thankfully, I have a deep love for fanvids and I have a bunch all bookmarked and ready to go, in case of emergencies (or for those times, every single day, when I need a Malec/Magnus/Alec pick-me-up).

So, I moved on to the next part of my plan.

Get her invested in the characters.

Exhibit A: Alec Lightwood

Of course, she laughed all through out the video, thought that Alec was adorably salty, and was suitably hooked.

Exhibit B: Magnus Bane

As expected, she thought Magnus was fabulous, absolutely fabulous! Which means I was able to land the finishing blow:

Exhibit C (i): Malec! (Emotional)

I barely gave her enough time to recover before I served her with:

Exhibit C (ii): Malec! (Smoking hot)

The end result? 

I am pleased to announce that not only does Shadowhunters have a new fan who’s catching up on all the episodes so she can be prepared for the new season come January, but Malec has also gained another fangirl. As I like to say: Mission accomplished!

Originally posted by mavietresgaie

Draco Malfoy and The Potter Look

I had a domestic married Drarry dream last night and in it Draco needed glasses but he’d always forget where his where and end up squinting and looking like a pug 

So one day Harry had left a pair of his spare glasses on the tea table whilst he went to work and Draco was really trying to read this book on advanced potions but his bloody eyesight kept messing up so he just grabs the first pair of glasses he sees and slams them on 

And oh wow! he can see so much better! Huh. Who knew that he and Potter had the same prescription? 

Draco forgets he’s wearing the glasses of course because he’s so intent on reading and he doesn’t even really hear the door slam when Harry gets home, all ruffled from a busy day at work and not in the mood to deal with Draco’s ‘I have a stress headache from my eyes!’ shit 

Harry spots Draco, wearing HIS glasses, and looking (he hates to admit it) ridiculously cute whilst doing so and he just melts 

Draco doesn’t even see the kiss coming but before he knows it his husband is clambering over him and pinning him to the sofa, peppering his bespectacled cheeks over and over whilst Draco shrieks about personal space and losing his place in his book 

‘Always knew you could pull off the Potter look, Malfoy’

‘Oh, fuck off you self absorbed git!’

Purple Part Twelve | Taehyung, You

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Why do you have to be different?

Taehyung ran his fingers through his hair, plonking himself on his sofa. He didn’t know what to do, loving Tori was the only thing he could do and now that their relationship was undefined, he felt like his world was falling apart.

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tanlefan  asked:

If you're in the mood to write a drabble, I'd really love to hear about Nakagawa taking Yuuri swimming. Because that sounds adorable.

Yuuri sat down on the very edge of the pool and let his legs hang over the edge after he pushed up the legs of his school pants.  Nakagawa still had two laps to finish.  It was always strange watching him swim.  He was focused and determined and looked at home in the water.  

Yuuri ducked his head down.  That sounded very familiar.  He was pretty sure that Nakagawa had said the same thing to him, just switching out the words swim and water with skate and ice.

Lost in thought, he didn’t even realize when Nakagawa came up next to him and put his arms on the edge.  It was the splash of water soaking into his pants that got his attention.

“Whoops.”  Nakagawa just grinned.

“Nakagawa!”  Yuuri sighed.  “Now I’m going to have to change.  I don’t even know if I have a spare pair of pants in my locker.”

“And here I thought that it would be really hard to get you out of your pants.  Who knew all I’d have to do was splash you.”

Yuuri leaned down and splashed some water into his boyfriend’s face.  Mostly so Nakagawa would stop looking at him because he already knew that his face had to be red.  

“Yamoto-kun probably has something you could borrow.  He’s done for the day and in the locker room already.”

***

Yuuri glared at his boyfriend as he made his way back to the pool in a swimsuit.  “This was not what I thought you meant.”

Nakagawa just grinned.  “You’re right, this is so much better.  Come on.”

“Come on and what?”

Nakagawa just held out his hand.  And even though Yuuri knew it was a mistake, he grabbed it and felt himself falling into the water a minute later.  He came up sputtering.

“Race you?”

Before Yuuri could even say how pointless that would be, Nakagawa was off, pausing every few meters to turn around.  Yuuri narrowed his eyes and gave chase.

***

Yuuri sighed.  Maybe he could get out of conditioning in the morning because he felt like he had probably run something like 10km.  “This is exhausting.”

“And all your skating isn’t?”  Nakagawa pressed up against his side.

“Not at all.  Skating is relaxing.”  Yuuri looked around.  The pool was deserted except for them and a lifeguard/instructor that was stacking some swimming aids for the beginners swim class that would meet in the morning.

“Hmm.  Guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.”

Yuuri startled at the feeling of lips against the curve of his jaw.  He gave Nakagawa a glance from the corner of his eye.  “If you’re going to kiss me, you could at least do it properly.

anonymous asked:

Hi. Was it you who recommended captive prince? If yes then I LOVED IT OMG!! Do you have any other book recommendations?

YES IT WAS ME, AND YES I DO! I love to read original m/m romance, and I’ve gathered quite a collection over the years :p Here are a few of my personal favs; those I truly believe are worth the read (cus I’ve also read lots of awful stuff, too – but I’ll not rec you that, don’t worry XD)

OK let’s go

(these are all links to the Goodreads summaries of the books)

it’s a series of 9 books, two FBI agents who hate each other’s guts (at first…most of the time…not always!!); one of them is batshit crazy but SO LOVABLE, and the other one is all I find sexy in a man tbh. This series is MY MOST ABSOLUTE FAV it ranks right next to Captive Prince!

ok it’s a lot of porn. But I just love the trope of the sexy bisexual man who always fucks with no strings attached UNTIL THE MOMENT HE MEETS HIS SOULMATE aka mr straight barman :D At first I didn’t like this book cus I thought it’d be porn only but SURPRISE: it has lots (and I say LOTS) of angst too; and so much love. I recommend this series 200/10!

after all the porn, a little bit of gay man (well, early twenties is “man”, right?) in a small town shenanigans. This series (ONLY THE 1ST TWO BOOKS, last one was a let down tbh) is absolutely UNIQUE and it’s so funny, and angsty, and cute, and fluffy, and moving; it’ll make you laugh and cry and thank JESUS this book exists XD Obviously, it’s a must read at any time of day since it’s got little to nothing too sexy in it.

imo this is the BEST gay bdsm series EVER (up until book 3 or 4, anyway; after that it’s…. well, you’ll see). I’ve given lots of other series/stand-alones a try but nothing has ever been able to beat this. TRULY my most favorite D/s couple, and everything about the bdsm world sounds wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more believable and respectful of every party than, say…. 50sog *gag*

this book is gonna be a series, but the other books aren’t published yet PLUS they won’t be about the same characters, so I don’t wanna call it a series exactly (all the previous ones are always about the same couples/people). THIS BOOK IS THE EXACT PERFECT MIX BETWEEN HILARIOUS AND SEXY AF. I LIVE FOR THESE TYPES OF BOOKS.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so how about a novella about a guy who owns a robot. And um.. somehow discovers he can… um….. ask him……stuff…. of the intimate sort. I’M NOT KINKY, THE BOOK IS!

So, this book is like that one AO3 fic that’s got all the most dreadful warnings like non-con/rape, gore, etc etc. Yes, it has all these things. Honestly, be careful, there are some scenes I could NEVER re-read. Whenever I read this book all over again I literally skip those parts cus I just…. can’t. OK SO BASICALLY it’s a fantasy book about an ogre (CALM DOWN HE’S NOT SHREK, he’s a half-ogre half-human so I guess it makes the sexing ok lmao), and about some kind of wildling who gets captured by the ogre’s tribe and is sold to SHREK (jk jk, he’s not Shrek omg) as a sex slave. SEE WHY I READ THAT ONE. SEX SLAVES. HUZZAH. o// It’s a truly epic/gripping/hot-as-all-fucks/kinky/gory/oh-god-why-DO-I-LOVE-THIS-SO-MUCH story. Be careful, though. It’s not for the sensitive souls.

As the title suggests, it’s a love story happening in the army. It’s absolutely the most amazing book about gay soldiers I’ve read so far! You’ll love every single one of the characters, especially BIG DADDY GRABOWSKI *cackles*

[tons of GREAT books about gay soldiers spill out of my bookcase]

[tries to convince you I’ve never seen these books before in my entire life, but wow, they do look good, huh?]

AGE GAP. ADORABLE. HOT HOT HOT. ITALIAN MOB. AND CUTE TEACHER. NEED I SAY MORE. I have a special shelf on GR for this type of books actually, and it’s titled: adorable-self-deprecating-babies.

from the same author as the previous book, and again it’s on my #adorable self deprecating babies 5ever. It’s got a bit of the “beauty and the beast” feel to it. AKA, one thinks he is useless & dumb,especially compared to the other man who is successful & smart.

SO ADORABLE SELF DEPRECATING BEEFCAKE I love this book so much omg. Also, another beauty & the beast story. Idk I just love those :’D

If you manage to go through this and need more, don’t hesitate to ask! I could actually leave you my Goodreads profile so you can browse my bookshelves.

Voilà <3