a number of names*


LadyD 500 Followers Giveaway!

Thanks everyone who decided they wanted to follow my crazy blog. Because It warms my heart so, I decided to do a giveaway. Something I do that I enjoy is make chapter banners for my fanfiction. So why not make one for five of my followers!?

Rules etc.

  • The giveaway will end on April 15
  • I will figure out that number/name randomizer thingy, or whatever, to draw 5 winners
  • You don’t have to be a writer to win one
  • You do have to be a follower
  • You do have to be a real person with a blog who is part of the Bioware fandom (preferably ME and DA OCs pls), and not a giveaway blog (whatever that is) or a bot
  • I will do up to two people in the image, ie OC and OC, OC and LI something like that - we can discuss if it will be possible
  • Your OC does not have to fall into the strict options we get in CC

So here’s the thing, if you end up being one of the 5 winners, we will have a chat. You will tell me about your OC and what you want for your banner/picture. I make these in photoshop to look like Illustrations. You can send me face claims (If CC never worked for you, you who just don’t have a CC version of your OC) or screenshots of your OC. Does your OC have like massively curly hair? Do they have a special tattoo that’s unique to just them? We can work with that. Abner has a unique tattoo, a septum piercing, and dreaded hair - but she still gets banners ;)

Thats it! That’s the thing! Like and reblog as much as you want to (without being a prick) and good luck!

sassamyblake  asked:

First of all congrats congrats ily! You deserve ALL the followers Mel! (And all the Minty!) Fic prompt: my friend can’t stop talking about how they want to set me up with their other friend so we start texting each other and they’re hilarious but shy about meeting and ALSO there’s a cute bike delivery guy who brings my mail at work and winks at me whenever i sign for a package (surprise! they're the same person) AU

ILY ILY!!!! Here’s your fic :) 

“His name’s Monty.”

Miller waited.

And waited.

He gave in. “Uh, okay.” He raised an eyebrow. “And?”

Clarke raised an eyebrow in return. “And what? His name’s Monty. Here’s his number.”

It had been a nice day today– his coworkers weren’t being too big of dicks; it was finally dark past six o’clock; and his beer was good, so instead of falling back on his usual surliness, Miller veered into amusement instead. “You know,” he said, “I had been expecting a more effusive recommendation for this guy than this.”

Clarke rolled her eyes. “Well, I’ve tried that with you before with other guys and you always found some stupid thing about them to talk yourself out of texting them,” she said. “So I’m done doing the hard work for you. Talk to them yourself and figure out why you don’t want to text them.”

“Well, that’s no fun,” Miller complained. “Not to mention complicated.”

Clarke leveled him with a stare that reminded him eerily of Raven. “If you don’t text Monty, you’re missing out,” she said bluntly. “All you need to know is that he’s great and I wouldn’t steer you wrong, okay?”

Miller opened his mouth to respond with something snarky, but then shut it. Well, that was true. Clarke could be an overbearing bitch sometimes, but her heart was in the right place, and even if her own dating life was a complete disaster, she could pretty clearly see other people’s.

“Fine,” he grunted. “Give me his number.”

From Nate (8:10PM)


This is Nate

Clarke’s friend

She gave me your number?

From Monty (8:12PM)


Yeah, she told me she was going to


How are you?

From Nate (8:14PM)



From Monty (8:15PM)



It could be worse, I guess

This could be in PERSON

From Nate (8:16PM)

I’ll be fully honest– when you said that

I cringed

From Monty (8:24PM)

An introvert’s worst nightmare

I get it

This is meeting my social interaction

quota for the evening

So I don’t feel too guilty for sitting in my PJs

And watching Bob’s Burgers on Netflix

From Nate (8:25PM)

Ideal Friday night situation, imo

I love Bob’s Burgers

Did you hear they’re taking that off Netflix?

From Monty (8:26PM)

WHAT? NO!!!!!

What the flying fuck

From Nate (8:27PM)

It’s a fucking tragedy

They’re pulling a bunch of shows

Focusing on original content, I think

Which– if it’s like Sense8, fine

If it’s like Iron Fist, they can go fuck themselves

From Monty (8:28PM)

I have so many opinions

About both those shows

I don’t even know where to start

From Nate (8:29PM)

Lucky for you

I’m also doing nothing

We have all the time in the world

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

My friend introduced me to the german states and the differing culture, but why are they called 'Free States' if they are still part of Germany? What is a free state?

Nowadays the term free state doesn’t really mean anything anymore, it is mostly a relic of the post-WWI era when a number of German states adopted the name of freestate for themselves (including Prussia and Bavaria). This didn’t mean that they were independent, it rather was meant as a sort of synonym for republic, which I guess was in order to emphasize the new status of the country.

I suppose some still consider it a bit of a ‘prestige’ thing maybe :T

#Respect Artists

I just went through my followers and deleted about 80 suspicious blogs
( i suggest that every artist do the same) -
blogs that had no avatar,
blogs that were named with some weird random number letter sequence,
and a few blogs that have been following me for awhile that have not interacted with my work.

I woke up to more blogs adding links to my work and @staff is too busy working on new tumblr dog stickers to do anything about it.
I do not want someone’s first interaction with my work to be images of my work with spammy links all underneath.
People should not have to the option to add links or strip the original posters credits. It seems like common damn sense to me.

I really appreciate all the support that I receive on tumblr from the real artist who want tumblr to make changes and are willing to take a stand by contacting @staff about this serious problem.

Stay Strong and Be Vocal. You can’t be a great artist and be a pacifist anymore. Let @staff know creators are  unhappy and that there are other options beside this site. Please Tag #RespectArtists

We can create change together.You have to speak up and work for it.
REBLOG or Post Your Own Complaints and use @staff

#artistsontumblr #photographersontumblr #poetsontumblr #sexworkers #tumblr #modelsontumblr #art  

All of us are the reason why tumblr exist and makes money.

Have some guts, take some responsibility, and DO.YOUR.PART 

talesfromcallcenters: I don't always brand my calls, but when I do,

“Thank you for calling [big-ish cable company], my name is lyingassplatypus, how can I help you today?”

“Hi, I just got back from my summer home and my equipment is not working.”

“My apologies for any inconvenience, sir. Your account is popping up now. I’ll access your equipment right away… Here we are.”

*We spend roughly 5 minutes trying to narrow down which piece of equipment is not working - what he’s describing doesn’t match his account, so I verify his name and phone number*

“Sir, I’m sorry. It appears as though your equipment is online. I don’t see any issues here, but if we are to troubleshoot, we need to be sure we’re working with the correct devices.”

“Listen. I’ve been on the phone with you for 30 (actually 5) minutes now, and I don’t have time for this. You have my account pulled up but my equipment isn’t making any sense? I’m looking right at it. It doesn’t have a brand name. It doesn’t have any markings like you say it should. Clearly you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, so if you’re too fucking stupid to know your way around your own goddamn equipment, you can get me to someone who knows how to do their job.”

“My apologies, sir. I’m not here to waste your time. The thing is, the type of device you’re describing doesn’t match anything we carry. You’re sure this isn’t from a different company?”

“[Long, frustrated pause] Are you fucking stupid? Get me a supervisor, right now.”

“Of course, sir. Let’s see here, just taking down some notes…seems to be satellite equipment…”

“Is this Direct TV?”

“No sir, this is [competitor]. We’re required to announce our company when picking up the phone call (no we’re not).”

“Oh my god. I’m so sorry.”

“Heeyy, it happens. But, you do have an account with us.”

“Yes, it’s my summer home. The services were running great over there with you guys. So sorry, man, I was really saving that for Direct TV.”

“We’re here for you if you need us, sir: 24/7.”

MotherFUCKER gave me 5’s on the CSAT.

By: lyingassplatypus

Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter welcome baby number two, named for a poet and a king….

Sophie Hunter and Benedict Cumberbatch are reported to have welcomed their second child, a boy
Sophie Hunter and Benedict Cumberbatch are reported to have welcomed their second child, a boy

Hannah Furness
26 MARCH 2017 • 11:06 AM

A spokesman for the couple has not yet responded to a request for confirmation of their happy news.

The new baby will be a younger brother to Christopher Carlton, born in 2015 and known as Kit.

The couple made public the news they were expecting a second child in October, after appearing on the red carpet in Los Angeles to promote the actor’s film, Dr Strange, where fans noticed what appeared to be a baby bump under Ms Hunter’s black ball gown.

A spokesman said then: “Everyone is absolutely thrilled.”

The couple, who married on Valentine’s Day in 2015 and last year applied to extend their north London home.

Cumberbatch has spoken regularly about his pride about becoming a father, saying: “Having a baby – it’s massive.

And on a very unexpected level. Suddenly I understood my parents much more proudly than I ever had before.”

He told the Graham Norton show last year: “I’ve become a father and a husband, and in the right order — just.

“I might go for a (Cumber) batch of boys.”

Repost don’t reblog~        



TWITTER NAME : @ L-Holmes, because he uses his wife’s. Dean doesn’t really get into the whole twitter shit.

NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER : She has damn near 1m because her family is kind of famous.

WHAT DO THEY POST ABOUT?: When he has control of it he kind of just posts shit he does on his hunts. Lizzy makes him stop posting the gory stuff though because their kids can see it.

FACEBOOK NAME : Dean Winchester

NUMBER OF FACEBOOK FRIENDS : Sam and Lizzy. That’s it. Not like he uses it much anyway.

WHAT DO THEY POST ABOUT?: When he remembers it’s a thing, he posts things about his kids. He’s totally a devoted Dad. 

INSTAGRAM NAME: Impala_67 (Sam still picks on him about that. Dean doesn’t care he thinks it’s awesome.)

NUMBER OF INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS: 7k. Apparently people really like the paranormal, go figure.

WHAT KIND OF PICTURES DO THEY UPLOAD?: selfies from Baby, him and Sam, Him and Lizzy, Him, sam, and Cas, stuff he’s hunting, random shit

SNAPCHAT : TheHotWinchester (Because he can’t resist fucking with Sam)

TYPE OF PICTURES THEY UPLOAD ON MY STORY : It’s usually progression on his hunts.

TYPE OF PICTURES THEY UPLOAD DIRECTLY AT PEOPLE : Sam gets dumb shit. Lizzy gets nudes, obviously.


TYPE OF PHONE THEY OWN : He’s got multiples for reasons but his main one is an iPhone. Lizzy insisted/


WHO WERE THEIR LAST 5 MISSED CALLS FROM : Mary. Dean ignored them all.

LATEST TEXT AND WHO FROM : Cas was texting him about a nearby case.

LATEST PICTURE THEY TEXTED : A photo of his kids to Sam

LATEST VIDEO THEY TEXTED: He texted video of Sam trying to sing to Lizzy and Cas.

TYPE OF PICTURES ON THEIR PHONES : Lizzy and their kids, Sam, Cas, photos of his food, his car

TYPE OF VIDEOS ON THEIR PHONE : His kids doing stuff, Sam being a nerd, Cas being an awkward nerd

ANYTHING ON THEIR PHONE THEY DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE : The nudes that are intended for Lizzy and vice versa shhhh

5 MOST USED APPS: Instagram, music, safari, snapchat

WHO THEY CALL MOST OFTEN: It’s a tie between Lizzy and Sam



WEBSITES THEY VISIT MOST OFTEN: He uses google a lot to search for shit

BACKGROUND PICTURE ON THEIR PHONE: A family photo of Lizzy and their kids smiling. It gets him through the day.

Tagged by: @onlydeancancallmesammy

Tagging: @lovemorgupaludan, @thickcrskiin, @bewitchingbeauty-morrigangilbert, anybody else who wants to do it

Tagged by @russdom

A - age: ~30

B - Birthplace: Detroit, MI

C - Current Time: 4:16PM

D - Drink you last had: Dr. Pepper

E - Easiest person to talk to: Probably my mother

F - Favorite song: Dope - Die, Boom, Bang, Burn, Fuck

G - Grossest Memory: I witnessed some scat fetishists getting down in the middle of a desert. Or witnessing an ANA soldier attempting…. fornication with a cat.

H - Horror y/n: Nah

I - In love: [REDACTED]

J - Jealous of people: Sure

K - Killed someone: PFFFT

L - Love at first sight or should I walk by again: Neither

M - Middle name: It starts with a “Q”.

N - Number of siblings: None

O - One wish: A winning Jackpot ticket

P - People you called last: A co-worker.

Q - Question you’re always asked: “Can you do [fill in the blank] for me?” or “Can I borrow a few dollars?”

R - Reason to smile: Guns exist

S - Song you last sang: Something from the Nier Automata OST

T - Time you woke up: No idea

U - Underwear color: Black

V - Vacation destination: Thailand or Brazil

W - Worst habit: Keeping nearly everything to myself & procrastination

Y - Your favorite food: Can’t decide

Z - Zodiac sign: Aries

And I tag anyone that owns more than one handgun.

tagged by @enigmaticpuzzle!

rules: answer the questions and tag 20 5 blogs you’d like to get to know better!

A - Age: i turned 14 today!

B - Birthplace: Toronto

C - Current Time: 4:59PM.

D - Drink You Last Had: Chocolate milk

E - Easiest Person To Talk To: either @smuppetsona, @eggscream, or @theharbingersofdoom!!

F - Favorite Song: Tous Les Mêmes - Stromae

G - Grossest Memory: i ate a worm and spit out onto my friends lap

H - Horror Yes or Horror No: mmmmmmmmmmmmdepends

I - In Love?: nope!

J - Jealous of People?: definitely

K - Killed Someone?: haha no

L - Love at First Sight or Should I Walk By Again: i will instantly die for whoever talks to me

M - Middle Name: Ruth

N - Number of Siblings: One younger sister

O - One Wish: meet someone irl with the same interests as me

P - Person You Called Last: my grandma haha

Q - Question You’re Always Asked: are you ok?

R - Reason to Smile: @wish-it-were-canon :)

S - song you sang last: Meant To Be Yours - Heathers

T - Time You Woke Up: 11am

U - Underwear Color: not answering this one

V - Vacation Destination: the beach!!

W - Worst Habit: chewing my nails + the skin around them

X - X-Rays: never gotten one!

Y - Your Favourite food: MY MOMS BRISKET

z - Zodiac Sign: aries!

im tagging…. @itsfirecat @scribepennington @bitterly-overripe @moriatake @matchpapers


( repost don’t reblog please! )


TWITTER NAME : @ gingerjanitor

NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER : barely fifty. only tends to follow friends and special interest pages that post a lot of one topic.

WHAT DO THEY POST ABOUT?: the daily equivalent of shower thoughts. long-winded conversations with mutuals that he’s too lazy to move to DMs. pointless questions with fifty hashtags in search of an answer.

FACEBOOK NAME : wheatleythomasmerchant

NUMBER OF FACEBOOK FRIENDS : not too much. usually family / coworkers.

WHAT DO THEY POST ABOUT?: pictures of him and his coworkers when they go out, pictures with his parents, correspondence with relatives from bristol.

INSTAGRAM NAME: wholewheatthoughts

NUMBER OF INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS: around 300 - 400, surprisingly enough.

WHAT KIND OF PICTURES DO THEY UPLOAD?: initially uploaded selfies and pictures of work. it was the pictures of work that gained the most traction, gaining him a sizable following of fellow service workers. uses the app to converse with other people / blow off steam about work. has a private account to avoid problems with his employer, but still manages to gain followers on a regular basis because he posts so frequently on pages aimed towards janitorial / custodial posts.

SNAPCHAT : gingerjanitor

TYPE OF PICTURES THEY UPLOAD ON MY STORY: largely random pictures from work and selfies. random videos of him messing around with his coworkers are commonplace here.

TYPE OF PICTURES THEY UPLOAD DIRECTLY AT PEOPLE : usually inside jokes or things he sees when out and about that reminds him of them.


TYPE OF PHONE THEY OWN : some secondhand samsung smartphone he got at a good price. it’s not top of the line, but it does its job fair enough. has the ugliest otterbox that’s falling apart at the seams, due to his klutzy tendencies.

5 LATEST PEOPLE THEY CALLED : parents, olivia, hal, jerry, pizza delivery

WHO WERE THEIR LAST 5 MISSED CALLS FROM: his mother has the tendency to call him. repeatedly. not rare for him to get about seven missed calls from her because he’s in the shower.

LATEST TEXT AND WHO FROM : ( JERRY ) are you going to kenny’s housewarming party ??? we could split a taxi fare

LATEST PICTURE THEY TEXTED : a picture of some chicken nuggets he found in the break room with the added message of “ the nearest mcdonalds is a few miles up “

LATEST VIDEO THEY TEXTED : him attempting to wrestle a bird out of an air-vent with a broom handle.

TYPE OF PICTURES ON THEIR PHONES : a billion silly selfies. weird things he finds at work. random pictures of his food he sends to his mom when she asks if he’s eating well. ( spoiler alert: he is not. )

TYPE OF VIDEOS ON THEIR PHONE : silly videos taken with coworkers, videos of any animals he finds on shift ( usually birds ), videos of weird things he finds at work.

ANYTHING ON THEIR PHONE THEY DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE : is a bit shy with his use of hookup apps, especially grindr.

5 MOST USED APPS: camera, snapchat, pokemon go, notepad, youtube

WHO THEY CALL MOST OFTEN: parents check up on him most often. otherwise wheatley doesn’t tend to call and prefers the ease of communication through text, largely because he can pick his words before sending them.

WHO THEY TEXT MOST OFTEN: olivia, bruce, hal, jerry

LATEST VOICE MESSAGE AND WHO IT’S FROM: jerry. he always leaves voicemails asking for help covering shifts, where he is, if they’re carpooling on so and so days, etc …

WEBSITES THEY VISIT MOST OFTEN: youtube, wikipedia, twitter

BACKGROUND PICTURE ON THEIR PHONE: a shot taken on his phone of a rather scenic looking area in aperture, likely an interesting piece of architecture or a shot of one of the more mechanical-oriented areas he found notable.

Tagged by the lovely @ahaise, cheers lovely~

A (age): 22
B (biggest fear): Being forgotten
C (current time): 7:10PM
D (drink you last had): Green ice-tea with lemon
E (easiest person to talk to): The two salty member os Minji and Linty, of course there’s my 10year strong RP partener Erika too.
F (favorite song): Shut-Up And Smile - Bowling For Soup
G (grossest moment): Probably being vomitted on by womb nuggets in childcare tbh.
H (horror yes, horror no): Yes, fuck yes
I (in love with): Err? My birds? My shitty otome men?
J (jealous of): People with jobs with stable hours damn
K (killed someone): Wouldn’t you like to know
L (love at first sight or should i walk by again): Walk by again.
M (middle name): Paige
N (number of siblings): Two
O (one wish): To be able to drop this weight quicker (and keep it off)
P (person you last called): Group call with Lint and Sara
Q (question you’ve always been asked): Either ‘How old are you?’ or ‘Where do you get your hair done?’
R (reasons to smile): 3 day weekends, the smell of rain, the sound of thunder, the unconditional love of animals
S (song you last sang): Khe Sanh - Cold Chisel
U (underwear color): White with blue flowers
V (vacation destination): Canada, Bora Bora, Vienna, USA
X (x-rays I’ve had): One for a broken leg and a couple for dental surgery
Y (your favorite foods): Potatoes, avacados, yoghurt, mushrooms
Z (zodiac): Taurus

And I’ll tag @niekra @lintmaster1989 @strawberryd18 cos they were mentioned, but then also @emil @talesofbiro and @rubykagamine @s-aizo @senpaili & @sinaminut cos why the fuck not