a new friend for pepper!!


Pepper Potts - arrested by Tony Stark for:

  • Only cooking healthy food
  • Leaving shoes everywhere
  • Taking coffee away
  • Bringing too much paperwork

Pepper looks at Tony and grins.

“Really for cooking only healthy food?” she asks and Tony pouts. Of course that’s a crime, isn’t it?

“Yeah? You know how much i hate vegetables.” Tony answers and pouts even harder, when Pepper starts laughing. She shakes her head and Tony has to smile, too.

“But i’m not leaving my shoes everywhere. Sometimes i have some in my office i get that, but…” Pepper starts when she looks at her picture again. It’s now on Tonys wall in his workshop and it seems like he wants to do that with everyone. 

“Stop right there. Last week i found a pair of your shoes in one of my cars and i really don’t know how they did get in there. Or yesterday Dum-E found one inside of the tub and…” Tony laughs at Pepper’s face and she sticks her tongue out.

“Alright got it. But the last two crimes are just unfair. You can’t drink coffee all the time. It’s not healthy.” Pepper says and she ruffles Tony’s hair. Tony is so glad they are friends again.

“But i love my coffee.” Tony whines and he takes his cup into both hands. When Pepper tries to get the coffee, Tony turns around and hides behind his table.

“And i love it when you fill out your paperwork.” Pepper answers and she blows him a kiss. Tony huffs quietly, but smiles when he waves her goodbye. 

This drawing is for my very own Pepper Potts @hazelestelle! ♥

Every drawing of this series will be tagged as ‘why tony arrested his friends’. If you want to see a character, send me an ask :3

“Dave Navarro had joked that some days he was more concerned with how his hair looked than what his guitar sounded like. Frusciante was the exact opposite, joyously consumed with rediscovering his instrument while content to resemble a scrubbed vagrant.”

Q, February 2011

anonymous asked:

Oh my god the Dragon AU gives me life *faints* Anyway, are Dummy, Butterfingers, and U gonna be in the dragon au? Are we gonna get to see Peter? Or Tony's successor? (I can't remember her name rn and I feel like a failure)

One day Tony marches into the forest because he hasn’t Explored it yet. No one really pays attention because

  1. They don’t expect him to go very far
  2. The amount of forest between the abandoned castle and any other humans is massive
  3. There isn’t anything more dangerous than a dragon in there
  4. If they try to stop him Tony will pout and sulk and then they’d have to accompany him in anyway

So Tony marches cheerfully into the forest. And he comes home with three new friends! (Pepper is the first one that sees them and screams bloody murder and scales a bookcase to get away from them. She doesn’t miss how Tony’s new friends have identical :O faces like Tony does when he’s in his dragon form. She’ll laugh about it later but now she is terrified why couldn’t he have brought home sheep!?)

Of course, now that Pepper has drawn everyone’s attention, they rush to help her and find Tony surrounded by three little creatures that look like this:

They are no more than a foot tall but their teeth are razor-sharp. One of them preens its feathers and uses its teeth like a comb. Natasha also scales the bookcase and huddles by Pepper because she’s not a fucking idiot, and she’s followed by Clint who at first tries to assure that he just wanted to protect Pepper but then eventually admits that no, he was terrified. Thor pokes one and it sinks its sharp teeth into his arm and will not let go. Thor is amused by this even though he knows Natasha is going to yell at him for getting blood everywhere later.

Steve and Bucky try to reason with him. They can’t stay. It’s nice that Tony has made new friends but they lived in the forest for a reason. They need to go back. Rhodey already spends a lot trying to feed just them; he can’t possibly need more mouths to feed. And they’re really small, after all; what if their mama comes back and her chicks are gone?

“These are nearly fully grown,” Bruce says, adjusting the glasses Natasha had magicked for him to peer down at the feathery little lizards. “Their family group must have been wiped out. I can’t imagine these three would be left alone otherwise.” Tony gasps and scoops one of the lizards up, clutching it to his chest. “They’re orphans! Like me!” “Oh God damn it,” Natasha hisses, making Pepper and Clint look at her in confusion. “Now I have to keep them here!” “WILL NONE OF YOU BE HAPPY UNTIL EVERY ROOM IN MY DILAPIDATED CASTLE IS FILLED?!” Natasha shouts, livid, even though she knows she’s not going to kick these stupid feathered lizards out.

(“Rhodey! Look! I got you grandchildren!” Steve and Bucky sigh and shake their heads when Rhodey whips around to glare at them. Rhodey frowns, then turns back in Tony’s direction. “I am entirely too young for grandchildren. You are too young to give me grandchildren!” Tony frowns. “But–but they’re orphans.” “Be that as it may, I–” Rhodey stops, looks down at his boot where he can feel something tugging. A little feathery lizard is trying to gnaw on the toe of his boot. “Cut that out!” he snaps, and the lizard lets out a hilarious little yelp and scurries away to hide under a table. Rhodey reluctantly becomes the “grandfather” of these three dumb lizards.)

((“My grandchildren,” Rhodey says solemnly after all three lizards have fallen asleep cuddled up on his lap. “If anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.” Tony beams at him. Everyone else is relatively terrified.))

I’m so excited about Oswald working with Szasz and Jerome, especially that I really really REALLY want Oswald and Szasz to be like bro for life! But I just have this feeling that Szasz, Jerome, and Ivy *sadly* are going to betray Oswald (Or it could be the other way around) and my heart is going to be in a great PAIN! </3

I feel bad for Oswald. Jim does not like him and really the whole Arkham thing, it makes me want to hit Jim in the head! After everything Oswald did for him! ugh!

And then Edward (I do still ship nygmobblepot!) breaks Oswald’s heart, smack him, shoot him, drag his name in the dirt. AND what crosses the line for me is when Ed used Oswald’s dad against him and tells Oswald that he dumbed his Dad dead body in a trash behind a Chinese restaurant! So cold!! 

I know Oswald is not an angle and Ed has all the right to be angry at him but what he did was just too much :< 

If he just took Oswald and shoot him then whatever Oswald got what was coming for him, but the Dad part… that is why I always tack Oswald’s side against Ed (still ship them tho… hopefully they forgive each other) 

But yeah my point is Szasz, Jerome, and Ivy… please be nice to Oswald… you too Oswald be nice to them >:-/ 



Okay, so the merging on this sound clip was crap, but I didn’t really care that much, so I just went ahead and used a thing online. Same with the messages. Anyway, hope you like it. Sorry I haven’t posted in a while!

-You have one unheard message: (audio clip)

-for the next couple weeks the two of you continuing to text, call, and Facetime, becoming great friends in the process

-then, he asks you to meet in person

-To be continued…

Death Be Not Proud - Tony Stark Post IM 1 till the beginning of IM2

I finally took the time to read the MCU tie-in comics today and by my good luck, came across Iron Man 2: Public Identity, the prequel/tie-in between IM1 and 2. It’s a three issues comic and is worth every single frustration we’ve felt about MCU, just for its brilliant characterization of all the characters. Since I did read it completely, I decided to make a meta post about it.

For the purpose of this essay/meta, I’m dividing it into five categories:

~  Memories and Masks

~  Loyalty and Landmines

~  Families and Forged Iron

~  Recklessness and Radioactive Signatures

~  Selfishness and Altruism 

(long post, please watch for the break)

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Sparks Flew - Chapter Ten

AUTHOR: freudensteins-monster
GENRE: Humour, Drama, Angst…
FIC SUMMARY: Loki is magically shackled to his brother whilst he serves out his community service sentence as an unofficial Avenger. He doesn’t make it easy for Thor, or Jane, who turn to Darcy to take over as his babysitter warden.

Previous Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 

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Your Presence Alone Warms Me - Kmsimms, m4dh4tteywrites - Gotham (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

IT’S FINALLY HERE! Hope you guys will enjoy, cause Kelly and I certainly do~
She portrays Oswald, and Ivy.
I play as Victor whom I’ve grown to love more and more every second ; A ; Mypreciousbaby

  Just a few weeks into this new Family of Freaks, Oswald has grown uncontrollably fond of Victor Fries; Ivy pepper encourages her new small, feathered friend to go up to the freezer and talk to the quiet popsicle, check out his cool experiments even; it’s hard to utter word when those icy blues get too hypnotizing which invites much awkward momentary silences. This is gonna be fun!


Originally posted by mymycorrhizae

@mymycorrhizae @alias-afta @robinllordtaylor @geherin and any more Freezewald shippers~


I need new band blogs to follow so please reblog if you post
All time low
Fall out boy
Twenty one pilots
Pierce the veil
Panic! At the disco
Neck deep
Real friends
My chemical romance
New politics
Passion pit
Fitz and the tantrums
Breathe Carolina
Red hot chili peppers

You know the fanon that Tony invites everyone to stay at the Tower because he’s lonely when Pepper and Rhodey are busy? What if everyone comes to live there for that reason, and it doesn’t quite work according to plan?

I mean, he has friends around. So many friends! All the time! It’s great! Go team!

Except Pepper is waking up at ungodly hours of the morning to do yoga with Bruce. Or Rhodey and Thor are deconstructing battles instead of watching the movie Tony chose. Or Pepper and Steve talking about art when the whole reason Pepper picks out Tony’s art is that Tony doesn’t care, okay, this is not Tony’s interest. Even Rhodey and Clint discussing the finer points of barbecue- no, not with any robot help, just fire and a grill. It’s not that Tony isn’t invited, it’s just- his life has a very set order. Things are supposed to revolve around him! WHY ARE THINGS NOT REVOLVING AROUND HIM.

He hadn’t realized new friends at the Tower meant new friends for EVERYONE, this is like when Pepper and Rhodey discovered they both liked Walking Dead even though Tony wasn’t into it at all but times like a million.

Some nights, when Tony needs a break from his experiment but Pepper and Natasha are out for drinks and Rhodey and Sam are bonding over being the only normal people in the tower, Tony finds himself hanging around the common room of the tower with Bucky, both of them sulking (although both would fervently deny it), no one talking, no one even acknowledging the other.

JARVIS helpfully plays children’s programs about learning to work together on the television. Neither of them dignifies it with a response.


Penny & Pepper: Week One

Penny is a 3 year old rescue Harlequin Great Dane. We don’t know much about her past except that she was abused and used for breeding in a puppy mill. The first month we had her, she was a shaky, scared mess who couldn’t handle sudden movements or large groups of people. A year later, she’s happy and adjusted and just got a friend– our new Dane, Pepper (most these photos are just of Pepper). We got Pepper from a rescue in California that helps remove dogs from irresponsible breeders. She was very black and white at first (Harlequin) but is now presenting as a little salt-and-pepper (Merlequin). Yay for happy Danes!

thewriterchick  asked:

Steve x Darcy (Or Steve/Darcy/Bucky, your choice): all boys boarding school AU :)

I know this isn’t quite the prompt, but I hope you like it! Apologies for any typos and spelling mistakes.

If her parents could see what she was about to do, they’d seriously rethink the fancy boarding school they’d banished her to. Oh, they said it was for her own good, of course. They wanted to “save her from herself.” If she thought about it, she really couldn’t blame them. They’d sent her to Sacred Heart after a series of disasters they not-so-fondly referred to as the Foster Fiascos, which had culminated in a brief arrest for trespassing at the local observatory. It was the last straw for her parents. They were not impressed by the fact that she’d talked the police into letting her and Jane off with just a warning, and they hadn’t been convinced that Darcy was finally taking an interest in her own education. They were adamant that they needed to separate her from Jane if they didn’t want Darcy to end up in prison.

Like Darcy needed Jane to make terrible decisions. Clearly, her parents didn’t know her very well. If they did, they’d have known that while Jane was the brain behind the science, Darcy was the one who knew how to get in—and out—of trouble.

And the trouble potential tonight was very, very high.

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Poison Ivy Being Recast For Gotham Season 3

The Ivy Pepper that you’ve now seen for two seasons will be no more. Clare Foley, the young actress that currently plays plant interested Ivy Pepper will not return for the third season due to Gotham’s producers recasting. According to an exclusive in TVLine will be looking for an older actress to play Ivy Pepper aka Poison Ivy. “Casting is underway for an actress in her late teens to assume the now-series regular role of the would-be eco-terrorist.” Ivy will also be having a larger role in the series which is also casting several more actors for it’s upcoming third season. Clare Foley has also starred in Netflix’s Orange is the New Black as a younger Piper, but outside of Gotham she’s likely most known for her roles as Ashley in the 2012 horror film Sinister and as Alice in Jake Gyllenhaal’s Southpaw. In other casting news for Fox’s Gotham they are reportedly looking for a Vicki Vale, who was originally portrayed on screen by Kim Basinger in Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman. The character is described as “an ambitious young journalist” and in her late twenties. Finally it looks like Dr. Jervis Tetch aka Mad Hatter will be committing haberdashery in the third season. Ed Brubaker once said of the Mad Hatter “Jervis is obsessive-compulsive, and highly delusional. He’s got an immature self-image, so he identifies more with children than adults. Oh and he’s a genius, too.” If they continue down that line - it looks like the young Bruce Wayne might have a new “friend.”


We’re getting a bunny.

I am so excited, next Thursday, we’re going to pick up Lucas’ first pet.
This is pepper, pepper is a 6/7 week old, boy bunny and the runt of the litter, he’s tiny, cute and a dream.

We’re excited to go and get him, to watch Lucas bond with his new bunny friend and spoil the cutie pie.

Eeeeeeeeee BUNNY!
How cute is pepper?