a mused blog

Never fear, kids, it’s the murder police! Katsuya Suou is a detective best known for breaking a political scandal in Sumaru City (& what the papers won’t tell you is that he had some paranormal help). An avid baker, feline enthusiast and general stoic busybody, when he’s not scolding delinquents, he’s trying to take them under his wing. These days, he can be found on talk shows, doting on his younger brother like the guy is still eight years old… and investigating crimes with an element of the occult.

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Some books are so damn important that they turn everything you know upside down.

The books you want to read steal your mind.

The books you crave to read steal your heart.

The books you need to read steal your breath.

I hope you all enjoy at least one of these books in your reading experience.

You’re the only one, that can stop my mind from going a million miles per minute. 
You calm my soul, and make all my worries fade away. You’re my happy place.
—  From Me to Her (from @musicnblood to @notbr0ken-justbent)
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i was bored and i made a lil somethin with teru. its a rock song so i think hed appreciate it

Starters: Things I Have Said While Playing Video Games
  • “I will shove your throat down your throat.”
  • “Oh. Oh, you have just called up the devil. You will tremble before me, and beg for mercy, and I’ll laugh in your stupid face because FUCK YOU.”
  • “Oh, suck my left nut.”
  • “I will fucking end you. I will end you so hard that your ancestors will feel shame and your family will weep upon your grave.”
  • “NO, WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?”
  • “I mean, he is only avenging his dead brother. You can’t really begrudge him that.”
  • “Are you fucking sweating on me?”
    “Oh. Veeeeery clever, you massive cockmuffin.”
  • “Everything is pain and I regret going down this path!”
  • “STOP BRINGING DRUGS THROUGH CUSTOMS.”
  • “Oh, great, more naked people.”
  • “I’m sorry for invalidating your gender identity!”
  • “What?! That was my fucking money! Fuck you, secret police.”
  • “I hate living in a communist country.”
  • “NO, I DON’T WANT TO JOIN YOUR SECRET CLUB.”
  • “Okay. So. We had to kill your uncle to make life easier for all of us.”
  • “I show up, and everything’s on fucking fire. For the love of God, how? And why?”
  • “Oh joy. More tedious drudgery.”
  • “If I were a lesser man, I’d be shitting myself right now.”
  • “He might actually be gayer than me. Unlikely, but possible.”
  • “Sigmund Freud would have a goddamn FIELD day with this.”
  • “Nice try, sugartits.”
  • “I appreciate you inviting me to your strip club.”
  • “This was supposed to be a stupid joke. How did it get so real?”
  • “Do not fuck the doctor! What is wrong with you?”
  • “OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT HOW LOVE WORKS”
  • “I want to be the spiritual embodiment of pudding.”
  • “Nothing inspires a murderous rage in me more than comic sans.”
  • “Okay, I’m sorry I killed everyone you love, but can’t we talk about this?”
  • “I wish my legs were as fabulous as yours.”
  • “Oh, you think I won’t arrest you because we’re friends? Is that what you fucking think? Well you’re fucking RIGHT.”
  • “I just stabbed a bitch to death with a pair of scissors. God, I love Tuesdays.”
  • “Part of me wants to fuck you. The other part wants to laugh at you for looking like a My Chemical Romance reject.”
  • “Oh, fuck you for trying to teach me a lesson about morals.”
  • “Literally nobody asked your opinion.”
  • “Fuck you, you’re not my mom.”
  • “I want to slather you with bees.”
  • “I’ve never been so aroused and terrified in my life.”
  • “Here’s an idea: go to church.”
  • “Something about you just looks evil.”
  • “Finally! I’ve turned you gay!”
  • “Fuck me up, anthropomorphic Daddy.”
  • “I’m starting to come to the conclusion that you’re kind of a dick.”
  • “Eat one MILLION dicks.”
Constellation Ask Memes

((Basing these questions off Starforce’s Constellation based bosses!))

Aries: Are you a leader, or do you like to stay behind and watch?

Taurus: What’s a pet peeve that can get you riled up?

Gemini: Do you manipulate people to get what you want or for fun?

Cancer: Have you ever wanted to be strong, but failed miserably?

Leo: Do you fight for Justice, even when it’s wrong, or do you fight for the Truth?

Virgo: Have you gone out of your way to hurt someone, emotionally or physically?

Libra: Was there ever a time you had to make choice between your personal morals or someone else’s?

Scorpio: Has your passion for something ever ruined someone’s life

Sagittarius: Do you value freedom over everything else? 

Capricorn: Have you ever wanted to learn a style of fighting or martial arts?

Aquarius: Do you value your job over everything else, if it was harmful to you?

Pisces: Has the “family business” pressured to follow tradition, or do you break familial tradition?

Ophiuchus: Do you like to abuse your “charm” in order to get something or no?

Cygnus: Have you been betrayed by someone close to you?

Draco: What’s your favorite mythological creature?

Pegasus: Do you believe in magic or not? 

Lupus: What’s the weirdest thing that you find natural for you?

Corona Australis: what’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done as a kid?

Corvus: What’s the most edgiest thing you’ve ever done?

Cepheus: Has there ever been a time when you felt really paranoid about something?

Andromeda: Have you ever witnessed something that you just couldn’t comprehend?

Sirius: Do you have a childlike hobby that could lead to disaster? 

Auriga: Why do you fight and who do you fight for?

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[ personalities based on the days of the week ]sunday. sunday people have some of the most vibrant personality traits possible. these people tend to like their space when they have their alone time.they also can get easily frustrated and leave things unfinished sometimes. typically, are pretty sensitive and can sometimes dwell on what people say to you. however, you have the brightest outlook on life, extremely positive, enjoy giving back to your community, and prefer to smile as often as you can.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: but like why was Ginny depicted the way she was in the harry potter films why did they take away her funny personality and her ability to stand up for herself why does she randomly tie harry's shoe why is she not humorous and funny and witty in the movies and what is up with that kiss in the room of requirement that's not how it's supposed to happen that's a stupid way for them to get together why does she not tease harry why are her accomplishments pushed aside why is she not the strong ginny from the books why did they take that away from her why does she hardly say anything in the movies like after the second one she gets over harry and starts talking to him like it was never about her being shy or weak like the girl was possessed by voldemort and survived and didn't lose her wit or humor or strenght why does this movie ginny exist why are things they way they are why anything

                                                    I may be sᴍᴀʟʟ
                                         But I’ll still 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜 your neck
                              So watch your mouth
                                                              And take a step back

Alfred: Happy Valentine’s Day guys, from Arthur and I! Hope y’all have an amazing day! Eat tons of chocolates and spend the day with loved ones!

Arthur: I hope all of you have a wonderful day!