a motto i go by

I’m way too easy, the AoS writers are throwing us FitzSimmons kernels and I’m shamelessly gobbling them all up.

A quick kiss in the dark?

Implying that they are girlfriend and boyfriend?

Fighting about androids?

I swear I used to have a little dignity before those two came about.

I’ve Got You (part 7)

Pairing: Jongdae x Reader

Genre: Fluff, Canon AU, Smut

Description: You work for SM as it’s public relations specialist, and Jongdae is one client that you have to deal with far too much. Sometimes though, he isn’t all that bad

Warnings: Smut ahead.

A/N: Who’s ready for shitty smut and cheese because I’m the worst at smut and I can’t help but put in gross flirting?

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It’s been so long, it’s been so long. Maybe we’re fireproof~

BAND AU Part 3. During concerts, Haru would randomly hug Makoto from the back because, god YES, he can do this in public now that they’re out. He can actually tell the world that he loves this boy more than anything. No more hiding. Just wow. He’s just really happy. Next would be kissing Makoto in front of everyone but he’s still working on it. Baby steps. If you dunno the song “Fireproof” then what are you doing ಠ_ಠ 

Hi my name is Fortunato and I am rich (that’s how I got my name) i am also respected, admired, and beloved and a lot of people tell me I look like Luchesi (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Montresors but I wish I was because their motto is fucking awesome. I’m also a Freemason, and I go to a carnival in Italy. I’m a wine connoisseur (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love Amontillado. For example today I was wearing a tight-fitting parti-striped dress matching lace around it and a conical cap and bells. I was walking outside the palazzo. It was very festive so there was a lot of wine, which I was very happy about. A lot of ignoramuses stared at me. I threw my bottle up at them.


Mary mourned her husband’s death with deep and unaffected grief. She invented a device and motto for a seal, appropriate to the occasion: it was a figure of the liquorice-tree, every part of which is useless except the root, which, of course, lies beneath the surface of the earth. Underneath was the inscription, in Latin, Dulce meum terra tegit, which translates into “The earth covers my sweet one” or “The earth hides my treasure”.

Jacob Abbott, Mary Queen of Scotland (Makers of History #2)

friends sentence starters
  • "It's an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!"
  • "Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer."
  • "We were on a break!"
  • "Welcome to the real world, it sucks! You're gonna love it."
  • "How long do cats live? Like, assuming you don't throw them under a bus or something."
  • "Sure I peed on her. And if I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!"
  • "Well, when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me."
  • "You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful."
  • "Paper…snow…..a ghost!!!"
  • "Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling."
  • "My motto is get out before they go down."
  • "I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
  • "And I got custody of the kid, right? Now, suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid."
  • "How you doin'?"
  • "Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!"
  • "My sister's gonna have my baby!"
  • "Here come the meat sweats."
  • "Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot. Pivot. Pivot."
  • "But they don't know that we know they know we know!"
  • "I'm being transferred to Yemen."
  • "[name] doesn't share food!"
  • "Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic."
  • "You're over me? When were you under me?"
  • "That's not even a word!"
  • "Until I was 25 I thought the response to 'I love you' meant 'oh crap'"
  • "Don't you point your pants at me!"
  • "I hate you and I love you!"
Trump on track to spend exorbitant amount of taxpayer dollars on travels | US…

quote: Among the harshest critics of Obama’s travel was Donald Trump, then a private citizen. “President Obama’s vacation is costing taxpayers millions of dollars—-Unbelievable!” Trump tweeted in 2012. Two years later, Trump tweeted that “Obama’s motto” was: “If I don’t go on taxpayer funded vacations & constantly fundraise then the terrorists win.”

The joke, it turns out, is on Trump. Now he is the president – and it appears that he is on track to spend many more millions of taxpayer dollars on trips that might be construed as vacations for him and his family than Obama ever dreamed of. The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward… Mar-a-Lago?

By one sketchy estimate, Trump and his family, in their security and travel demands, have already rung up as much in accounts payable by taxpayers as the Obama and Biden families did in eight years, a figure elsewhere calculated, by the Washington DC-based Judicial Watch, as topping $97m.


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