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Fucj tumblr. First it was homestuck where we worshiped manifestations of fucking zodiac signs, then Steven universe where we fucking cried about rocks, and now THIS ? Mothetfucking like, what is this? Satellites from NASA? what?? Where will it end??? Are we gonna obsess over fucking dish soaps with personalities next? What the fuck???? I’ve seen it happen before and I see it happening again. The cosplays are already beginning. Soon we’ll have people arguing over ships and then extensive music videos. Nevertheless, I’ve caved into 17776 bc fuck you it’s filling the homestuck shaped hole in my heart

First Thoughts On Seeing Each Other


Wade: Dayum! She’s sexy as fuck! (Wade)
Jesus! Look at him! Look at that booty! (You)

Vanessa: God look at those tit’s! I’d love too…Wow her face is cute (Vanessa)
She’s cute. I want her. Now. (You)

Weasel: There’s the sexy ass girl with the fat ass (Weasel)
Cutie with the glasses is looking at me again (You)

Francis: I can’t hurt he she’s to beautiful. Look at her (Francis)
I swsr when I get out of here I’m going to fucking kill this bald bastard! (You)

Angel: Jesus Christ she’s strong! (You)
Little bitch stabbed me! I’m going to kill her! (Angel)

Piotr: She is so beautiful. I must speak to her (Piotr)
Damn! He’s like 9 fucking feet tall! Fuck I hope he doesn’t try to kill me (You)

Ellie: Sexy lady! (Ellie)
Hello there cutie (You)
I’d love to get that cat (Her)

Peter: Wow! She’s so pretty (Him)
Oh god! Cutie alert! (You)

Gwen: Hope she isn’t dumb like those other blondes I just saw (You)
Oh no she just gave me that look (Gwen)
Dude she’s so smart! Yes! (You)
She smiled at me! Ohhh my gosh! (Gwen)

Tony: Look at those legs! (Tony)
Wow Tony Stark is even hotter in person (You)

Bruce: Oh my gosh! It’s Bruce Banner! (You)
Oh! It’s Dr. Y/N L/N! She’s so pretty (Bruce)

Steve: The waitress Y/N is very beautiful. Like Peggy was (Steve)
Whoa Captain America is sex as hell especially up close! (You)

Natasha: Is that a goddess? (Tasha)
Dayum she rockin’ that catsuit (You)

Pietro: What the fuck was that? (You)
Scaced the hell outta her (Pietro)
Got you mothetfucker! (You)
Ow! Damn she’s strong! How’d she catch me! (Pietro)

Wanda: Oh my fuckin! She’s a mutant! (You)
Oh no she’s afraid of me now! (Wanda)
That’s kind of cook though (You)

Rhodey: It’s Iron Man! (You)
Of course she thinks I’m Iron Man. They always do (Him)
Wait that’s not Iron Man! But he is cute though (You)

Darcy: Damn! Those jugs are big enoih to feed me for a couple of days! (You)
Does she know she said that out loud right? (Her)
I’m definitely going to talk to her (You)

Pepper: Oh my gosh! It’s Pepper Potts! (You)
Oh god not another crazy ass Pepper Potts basher (Her)
Why’d she roll her eyes? Aw man! She doesn’t even wanna speak to me! (You)

Matt: Wow her voice is simply amazing (Him)
Can he see me? (You)
Great now she doesn’t even gonna talk to me because I’m blind (Him)
Ehhh. Fuck it! Might blind but he’s cute as hell! (You)

Sam: That’s a big ass bird! Oh hell! It’s coming towards me! Ahhh! (You)
Shit! Fuck I’m about to hit her (Him)

Scott: What the fuck?! Where the hell are all those fucking ants coming from?! (You)
These guys are going eat her alive! Guys! (Him)
What the shit?! Is that a man?! (You)

T’Challa: He/She is….beautiful. Go talk to y/gender T’Challa! Don’t be a coward! Your a warrior. A King. Oh fuck y/gender is coming over here! Be calm! (Him)

He is gorgeous. I want him. He will be mine. Wait why is he sweating? Is he nervous? (You) 

anonymous asked:

@shitty cakes bitch i will cut you ok don't be rude and coming on this bomb ass blog talking about my boys cheating. don't get popped hoe, count yo mothetfucking blessings- ABC

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Haikyuu hot springs headcanons

ok, here we go

• karasuno is going to a hot springs and casually finds nekoma and fukurodani that are also here, amazing
• ok guys those are thermal baths NOT POOLS SO STOP JUMPING AND SWIMMING PLS
• noya and tanaka are going to the sauna because they are both “men” we can just hear they screaming afterwards, well hell is hot buddy
•" the chill bath squad": tsukkishima, yamaguchi, kenma, akaashi, suga and daichi
• kenma says that the water is whether too hot or too cold so he just ends in the same as shouyou
• waTER FIGHT MOTHETFUCKERS
• everyone is so insane
• did somebody noticed that asahi collapsed? Well i think not
• D-DUMBASS DID YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS??
• N-NO I- SORRY
• *screams*
•" hey guys did someone noticed that lev accident stepped on yaku?“
• ” i am serious he is not breathing"
• yaaaas yukatas
• “smells good after bath squad”: suga, tsukkishima and akaashi
• also daichi, suga lent some shampoo for him
•*suga voice* “kageyama the milk is for everyone”
• *bokuto voice* hEY HEY HEY everyone let’s sing some karaoke
• in the final is just bokuto and kuroo singing duets from anime openings

People are still complaining that naruto fell in love with Hinata????
CHILL THE FUCK OUT. SAKURA DOESN’T DESERVE NARUTOS LOVE.
He waited, he begged he did like EVERYTHING FOR HER AND SHE STILL WAS IN LOVE WITH SAUSKE. SHE IGNORED HIM FOR LIKE EVER. IF SHE MARRIED NARUTO, THAT WOULD HAVE MADE HIM THE SECOND CHOICE.
THE SECOND FUCKING CHOICE.
MY BOY NARU DID NOT JUST SAVE THE FUCKING WORLD TO BE THE SECOND CHOICE.
THATS WHAT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN TO HER.
meanwhile Hinata was there looking out for Naru ALWAYS. SHE BASICALLY HAD HIM AS AN IDOL.
AND NOW
NARUTO AND HINATA ARE MARRIED
SAUSKE AND SAKURA ARE MARRIED
EVERYBODY IS HAPPY

IF YOU GUYS LOVED SAKURA AS MUCH AS YOU SAY YOU DO, YOU SHOULD BE MOTHETFUCKING HAPPY SHES WITH THE GUY SHES LOVED SINCE CHILDHOOD.
even if he was a cunt to her most of the time.

BYE.