a monkey could do what i do

reveluve  asked:

one piece !!!!!!!!! !!! ( you knew that was coming )

HERE WE GO I WAS READY FOR THIS 

OKAY SERIOUSLY THEY ARE JUST PERFECT TOGETHER I DON’T CARE, JUST LET THOSE TWO BE HAPPY AND WITH LOTS OF CUTE PIRATE BABIES I SWEAR- I WENT CRAZY FOR THEM I CANNOT HOLD IT ANYMORE!


Bonus (because I’m a sinner and I could actually ship Luffy with any living thing on this Earth):

Shit my physics prof says
  • “And that’s exactly why your hand is attached to your body and doesn’t randomly fly through the room!”
  • “Alright, just let me use my crossbow for this.”
  • “Did I just shoot you? I didn’t mean to shoot you!”
  • “Why wouldn’t you have a random morning star laying around?”
  • “Don’t fucking leave your spoon on the moon then!”
  • “I’m probably going to kill one of you. Anyone wanna go first?”
  • “It’s like you parked your car on the sun. Same result.”
  • “Who else am I going to ask how to get rid of a body then?”
  • “Math doesn’t have any feelings, but you can hurt it anyway.”
  • “Are we doing voodoo now? We’re doing voodoo now.”
  • “I pretty sure a demonic thing ate it. That’s the only explanation.”
  • “Like, imagine you go on a nice trip… but in space!”
  • “I wanted to tell you an epic story, but my wife said no, so the epic story didn’t even happen.”
  • “Of course we could always just set it on fire and see what happens.”
  • “Nothing to feel loved like talking to yourself in a room full of people.”
  • “Well, it’s supposed to be done that way but — scratch that, it never works.”
  • “You disturbed the monkey!”
  • “Why did none of you get me coffee. I hate all of you.”
  • “There’s three types of people. Star Wars fans, Trekies, and idiots.”
  • “No. I just like blowing stuff up.”
  • (Imitates chainsaw noises.)
  • “Oh, come on, you can’t all be saving Hyrule at the SAME time.”
  • “Everything gets better with breadsticks.”
  • “OH MY GOD, THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK. THEY ARE COMING.”
Yeah, right, Will can do whatever he wants – PART 2

Again. The leaning. If Hannibal’s…vertical stuff could talk.

The touching

The coming at your house because I don’t give a fuck about what you’re doing and… Do you have a life? Who cares?

The ass sitting

The door opening without the knocking

THE LADDER!

The sitting on a chair that’s not meant for other people apart from Hannibal.

The putting the arms on shiny polished tables.

The occasional seizures all around the place

The stealing

The restless walking around.

The hiding in high places like monkeys.

And the last but not least sleeping in the car while Hannibal is driving like he is some kind of taxi driver.

Yeah, right, Will can do what he wants – PART 1

For some context - SEASON 1


Will is a lucky lucky guy. He has privileges in season 2 as well…

Phantom of the Opera Asks

1) Prologue (Monkey Music Box) – Is there something you wish you could forget?
2) Overture – Do you play an instrument?
3) A Rehearsal for Hannibal – Have you ever been in a theatre production?
4) Think of Me – Is there someone you think about every day?
5) Angel of Music – Do you believe in the supernatural?
6) Little Lotte – Who is your oldest friend?
7) The Mirror (Angel of Music) – Are/were your parents very strict?
8) The Phantom of the Opera – Do you like haunted houses?
9) The Music of the Night – What is your sexual orientation?
10) I Remember/Stranger Than You Dreamt It – What is your most memorable dream?
11) Magical Lasso – Have you ever said something you regret?
12) Notes – Have you ever gotten anon hate?
13) Prima Donna – Do you like being the center of attention?
14) Il Muto (Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh) – Have you ever cheated on a partner?
15) Why Have You Brought Us Here?/Raoul, I’ve Been There – Where do you feel safest?
16) All I Ask of You – What do you look for in a partner?
17) Masquerade – How different are your public and private personas?
18) Why So Silent? – Have you ever made a room go completely quiet?
19) Notes II – How well do you take direction?
20) We Have All Been Blind – Do you think you’re clever?
21) Twisted Every Way – Is there someone that you have mixed feelings towards?
22) A Rehearsal for Don Juan Triumphant – Have you ever seen a ghost?
23) Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again – If you could bring someone back from the dead, who would it be?
24) Wandering Child (Angel of Music) – Do you think cemeteries are romantic?
25) Don Juan Triumphant – Have you ever pulled a prank on somebody?
26) The Point of No Return – What can someone do to seduce you?
28) Down Once More…/Track Down This Murderer – What is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?

I’m so excited for the dance emotes. I really hope it’s like the sit/laugh emotes, where every character gets one.
Who does what kind of dancing??
Widow needs to do ballet, that much is obvious.
S76 definitely has to do cringey dad dancing.
Winston does the monkey.
Hanzo doing some kind of awkward shuffling while Genji is in the background aggressively breakdancing.
Tracer could do some cool moves with blinking/recalling :D
McCree line dancing!!!
Zarya doing THAT dance. We all know the dance.
I’m not sure if I want Roadhog to do some kind of headbanging/angry dancing or something traditional to do with his heritage.


And then there’s Reaper. https://youtu.be/2ToZBopL1q0

Disney Villain Sentence Starters

Evil Queen

“Silence! You know the penalty if you fail.”
“I’ll share a secret with you. This is no ordinary ____, it’s a magic wishing ____.”
“One bite, and all your dreams will come true.”
“Now, make a wish, and take a bite.”
“I’ll fix ya! I’ll crush your bones!”
“All alone, my pet?”

Strombolli

“There! This will be your home - where I can find you always!”
“You will make lots of money… For me!”
“QUIET! Shut up before I *knock* you silly!”

Lady Tremaine

“Well, I see no reason why you can’t go… if you get all your work done.”
“Get up. Quick, this instant! We haven’t a moment to lose!”
“You clumsy little fool!”
“Oh. Well, don’t just stand there. Bring up the breakfast trays at once, and hurry!”
“Hold your tongue! Now, it seems we have time on our hands.”
“Wouldn’t you prefer to eat when all the work is done?” 
“What on earth have you’ve been doing?”
“It would be an insult to take you to the palace dressed in these old rags.”
“I forbid you to do this!”
“How charming, how perfectly charming.”
“Why? Because YOU are *young*, and *innocent*, and *good*, and I…”
“And so, I lived unhappily ever after.”

Queen of Hearts/Red Queen

“I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?”
“Your way? All ways here are my ways!”
Curtsy while you’re thinking. It saves time.”
“How would you like to have your head hacked off?”
“Never mind him/her. (S)he’s mad.”
“It is far better to be feared than loved.”

Captain Hook

“Thank you, me dear, you’ve been most helpful.”
“So passes on a worthy opponent.”
“Good, then let’s have at it!”
“And that’s why I asked you over, my dear.”
“A jealous female can be tricked into anything.”
“Oh, a little persuasion might be in order.”

Maleficent

“Why so melancholy? A wondrous future lies before you - you, the destined hero(ine) of a charming fairy tale come true.”
“Oh, they’re hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil.”
“Touch the spindle. Touch it I say!”
“You poor, simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me.
Well, here’s your precious *(prince)ss*!”
“Are you sure you searched everywhere?”
“I must say, I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation.”
“Oh dear! What an awkward situation.”
“This curse will last till the end of time! No power on ____ can change it!”
“I like you begging. Do it again.”

Cruella DeVil

“You can’t possibly afford to keep them. You can scarcely afford to feed yourselves.”
“Come now, I’m being more than generous.”
“Do as you like with them! Drown them!”
“But I warn you, ____, we’re through. I’m through with all of you! I’ll get even. Just wait.”
“I’ve got no time to argue. I tell you, it’s got to be done tonight!”
So they thought they could outwit ____?”
“What kind of sycophant are you?”
“We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and disease.”
“Darling, red isn’t your color.”
“Be sure to let me know when the blessed event occurs.”
“My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.”

Madame Mim

“Now, first of all, if you don’t mind, I’ll make the rules.”
“Sounds like someone’s sick. How lovely.”
“So, my boy/girl, I’m afraid I’ll have to destroy you.”
“Yeah, I-I’ll give you a sporting chance. I’m mad about games, you know.”
“And (s)he must see something good in you.”

Shere Khan

“I can’t be bothered with that, I have no time for that nonesense.”
“Perhaps. But at the moment I’m searching for a ____.”
“Why should you run? Is it possible that you don’t know who I am?
Precisely. And you should know that everyone runs from ____.”
“Ah, you have spirit for one so small.”
“Now, I’m going to close my eyes and count to ten. It makes the chase more interesting… for me.” 
“Does my face not remind you of what grown man can do?”
“All I ask for is one thing and you denied me. Well that ends now.” 

Edgar

“You’re going to ____ if it’s the last thing I do.”

Sheriff of Nottingham

Now, take it easy, ____, I’m just doing my duty.
Listen, ____, you’re mighty preachy and you’re gonna preach your neck right into a hangman’s noose.

Prince John

“____, with you around, who needs a court jester?”
“You’re never around when I need you!”
“I told you never to mention ____’s name!”
“Get out of that if you can.”
“I sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate death!”
“My dear, emotional lady, why should I?”
“Young love, your pleads have not fallen upon a heart of stone. But traitors must die!”
“This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power! Forgive me a cruel chuckle. Heh-heh-heh. Power.”
“Stop sniveling and hold still.”

Madame Medusa

“You must gain their confidence… make them like you.”
“Now, I’m going to let bygones be bygones. Do you know what would make Auntie/Uncle ____ very happy?”
“Of course, you have. But we must try harder, mustn’t we?”
“Adopted? What makes you think anyone would want a homely little girl/boy like you?”
“Not until you get the diamond!”

Amos Slad

“Watch it, that thing’s loaded.”
“____, get back in there before I break your other leg.”

The Horned King

“You’ve interfered for the last time!”
“Perhaps it would interest you to see what fate has in store for you.”

Ratigan

“Oh, my dear ____. I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.”
“You don’t know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise.”
“Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn’t know which to choose. So I decided to use them all.”
“You should have chosen your friends more carefully.”
“All will bow before me!”

Sykes

“Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, ____.”
“So, ____. Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make ____ happy?”
“If you don’t have my money…”
“Now, I lent you some money, and I don’t see it. Do you know what happens when I don’t see my money, ____?”

Ursula

“So much for true love!”
“My dear, sweet child. That’s what I do. It’s what I live for, to help unfortunate ___, like yourself, poor souls with no one else to turn to.”
“It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man.”
“Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven’t discussed the subject of payment. You can’t get something for nothing, you know.”

Gaston

“It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*…”
“How can you read this? There’s no pictures!”
“This is the day your dreams come true.”
“Say you’ll marry me.”
“If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had *feelings* for this monster.”
“It’s over, ____! ____ is mine!”

Jafar

“You will order ____ to marry me.”
“____ *will* marry me!”
“You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.”
“I am your master now!
“Trust me, my friend. You’ll get what’s coming to you.”

Scar

“Life’s not fair, is it?”
“And you… shall never see the light of another day.”
“Ahh, so you haven’t told them your little secret.”
“Oh, no, ____. Perhaps *you* shouldn’t turn your back on *me*.”
“Well, I suppose you’d have found out sooner or later, you being so clever and all.”
“And remember… it’s our little secret.”
“Oooh… I quiver with *fear*…”
“I’m *surrounded* by idiots.”
“Run. Run away, and never return.”

Governor Ratcliffe

“I’ll have your head for this!”
“How dare you!”
“Well, I’ll just have to take it/you by force then, won’t I?”
“This is my land!”
“I make the laws here!”
“That’s what guns are for.”
“A mans not a man unless he knows how to shoot.”

Frollo

“How dare you defy me!”
“Mark my words, —, you will pay for this insolence.”
“Look at that disgusting display.”
“I know you helped him/her escape.”
“You idiot! That wasn’t kindness, it was cunning!”
“Dear boy/girl, whomever are you talking to?”
“I think… you’re hiding something.”
“I’ll find her/him. I’ll find her/him if I burn down all of ____!”
“And this my thanks for taking you in and raising you as my son/daughter?”
“These people are traitors, and must be made examples of.”
“I can save you from the flames of this world, and the next. Choose me, or the fire.”
“You’ve chosen a magnificent prison, but it is a prison nonetheless. Set one foot outside, and you’re mine.”
“You don’t know what it’s like out there. I do. I do.”

Hades

“So you took care of him, huh? “Dead as a doornail.” Weren’t those your *exact* words?”
“Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.”
“I need somebody who can… handle him/her as a (wo)man.”
“Well, you know, that’s good because that’s what got you into this jam in the first place, isn’t it?”
“You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend/girlfriend’s life. And how does this creep/bitch thank you? By running off with some babe.”
“(S)he hurt you real bad, didn’t (s)he, ___? Huh?”
“We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.”
“____, ____, ____, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren’t we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? I own you!”
“____, listen. Do you hear that sound? It’s the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, *forever*!”
“I can’t believe you’re getting all worked up over some “guy/chick.””
“Now you now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn’t it just peachy?”
“____, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-____. What exactly happened here?”

Shan-Yu

“I tire of your arrogance, ____. Bow to me!”
“Looks like you’re all out of ideas.”
“You took away my victory!”

Clayton

“Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a (wo)man.”
“Why? For 300 pounds sterling a head.” 
“Actually, I have you to thank, old boy/girl. Couldn’t have done it without you.”

Yzma

“Excellent. A few drops in his/her drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and (s)he will be dead before dessert.”
“Just think of it as you’re being let go, that your life’s going in a different direction, that your body’s part of a permanent outplacement.”
“I know. It’s called a “cruel irony”, like my dependence on you.”
“It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has… what was it again?”
“Take him/her out of town and finish the job now!”
“Why do we even *have* that lever?”
“____! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing! It’s like I’m talking to a monkey.”
“Fired? W-W-What do you mean, “fired”?”
“Why, I practically raised him/her.”
“That is the last time we take directions from a ____.”
“This had better be good!”
“_____ is dead, right? Tell me ____’s dead. I need to hear these words.”

Commander Rourke

“What’s to know? It’s big, it’s shiny, it’s gonna make us all rich.”
“It’s called natural selection. We’re just helping it along.”
“Looks like all our chances for survival rest with you, ____.”
“Well, as usual, diplomacy has failed us. Now, I’m going to count to ten, and you’re going to tell me where the crystal is. One, two, nine…”
“I love it when I win.”
“I consider myself an even tempered (wo)man. It takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.”

Scroop

“____ should learn to mind their own business.”
“Maybe your ears don’t work so well.”
“The girl was sniffing about.”
“It’s that boy/girl. Methinks you have a soft spot for him/her.”
“I say we kill ‘em all now.”

Oogie Boogie Man

“Well well well. What have we here?”
“So you’re the one everybody’s talking about?”
“It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”

Dr. Facilier 

“Gotta hand it to you, ____. When you dream, you dream big.”
“Don’t you disrespect me, little man/lady!” 
“You’re in my world now, not your world.”
“Y'all should have taken my deal.”

Mother Gothel

“Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful/handsome young lady/man. Oh look, you’re here too.”
“I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year.”
“YOU are not leaving this tower! EVER!”
“Great. Now I’M the bad guy.”
“____, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it’s very annoying!”
“Dear, this whole romance that you’ve invented just proves you’re too naive to be here.”
“Why would (s)he like you? Come on now, really. Look at you! You think that (s)he’s impressed?”
“Please speak up, ____. You know how I hate the mumbling…”
“Oh, ____, do you even hear yourself? Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?”
“Everything I did was to protect YOU.”
“Where will you go? (S)he won’t be there for you.”
“Now, now, it’s all right. Listen to me. All of this is as it should be.”
“You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy.”
“The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!”

King Candy

“Sad as it is, ____ can not be allowed to ____.”
“I’m not against her/him! I’m trying to *protect* her/him!” 
“Welcome to the boss level!”

Prince Hans

“Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?”
“Oh, ____. If only there was someone out there who loved you.”
“I, on the other hand, am the hero who’s going to save ____ from destruction.”

Bellwether

“It’s still my word against yours.”
“It really is too bad, I… I did like you!”
“I framed ____; I can frame you too!”

Better Than You’ll Ever Be

Summary: Standing up for Peter against Flash, somethings are revealed.

Warnings: Hot make out session? Like, a curse? I mean, Peter is a babe so this should be a warning, for his sake.

Words: 1430.

Based on: Hearts Burst Into Fire by Bullet For My Valentine.

A/N: IDK! It’s my first imagine so please be nice ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩˚

Originally posted by stallingdemons

Originally posted by wearebravee

“Hmft…”

    Peter mumbled against my lips as we kissed. We’ve been making out in my bedroom a while now. I was on top. My legs intertwined with his. His hands trailed my waist and my sides from time to time, I’d grab the sheets or mess with his hair. No matter what I did at that moment, it’d always earn me some ‘vocal sound’ from him. Moans, whines, sighs, curses, giggles. Peter was such a babe sometimes that it makes me feel so lucky that he’s mine. Like, I just wanna love and protect him with all my forces, even though we’re both Avengers. 

    I guess our difference were that my identity was revealed as soon as I joined the team. I had no family, no one, so if Tony could handle his identity being public that well why couldn’t I?

    It became a light problem when I had to go to midtown highschool. The fake people wanting to befriend me. A few teachers flattering me for no reason. But I guess I saw that coming. I managed to make a few friends, from music to art class and a few that I met in the school library, I new those were true friends, not wanting to meet me just for my status. And it wasn’t like Peter and I avoided each other at school, we’d acknowledge each others presence from time to time and smile at one another in the hall. But we didn’t want all the attention to fall on top of him. Well. I guess that’s what I wanted for him.

    After a breathtaking kiss, Peter cups my cheek with his hand and push me lightly away, just enough for us to rest foreheads. Both of us panting softly, smiling like dorks at nothing but us. I give him a few pecks, his smile widens. Oh how I love him.

“Babe-” Kiss “I gotta-” Kiss “Go!” One more kiss and he laughs.

“Nooo, please don’t, pretty pretty please?” I whined dropping a few quick kisses on his neck. His grip on me tightens.

“You know that if I could I’d stay every night with you, but we got school tomorrow, and I can’t arrive later than usual at home or May will freak out” I pout.

“Okay” I get off of his lap, letting him pack his books and comb his hair with his fingers. I get up and do it myself, I love the feeling of his hair in my fingers.

“You’re something, you know that?” He says smiling and kissing my forehead.

“You might have said that once or twice” He leans in giving me a last kiss, this one was passionate and slow, the butterflies in my stomach went mad. When he pulls apart I moan softly.

“See you tomorrow?” I can only nod, still recovering from that last kiss, he smiles and leaves. Geez, that boy will be the death of me.


“Hey, Parker!” I hear Flash Thompson’s voice shouting in the corridors. Shit.

    For no apparent reason, I learned that Flash bullied Peter, and oh that made me so mad. We even argued once about it, I defended how he should stand up for himself, but he just said it was nothing and that he didn’t want me envolved.

“What’s going on, Ned?” I ask Peter’s best friend who had stay in a distance, afraid of what Flash could do.

“Aah… I don’t know? The usual… I guess”

“Why does he let him do that?” I ask more to myself, sighing and worrying about my boyfriend.

“I ask myself that every time” Oh, yeah, I had forgotten that Ned knows about Spiderman.

“Well, this ends right now” I mumble and walk in their directions “Peter!”

    As I say his name all of the attention drops on me. Even Flash and his monkeys who always follow him around got startled by it.

“Hey, handsome” I say flirty and kissing his cheek.

“A-Ahm… Y/N-” He stutters. SO CUTE.

“Sorry, I know you said we couldn’t be seen together at school, but I just had to say… Last night, it was amazing, you took me so right and…” I bit my lips and close my eyes sighing “And I don’t want it to be a one time thing” I pout, caressing his chest with my hand.

“What?”

“What?” Flash and his friends looked lost.

“Yeah… What can I say? He’s better than you’ll ever be Thompson, and I don’t have to see ‘yours’ to know who’s bigger here” I tell them and turn my attention back to Peter “The team will leave for a mission today, so it means the tower will be all by myself, it’s so lonely babe, why don’t you drop by later and we can make that biology project?”

“Holy shit, we have a biology project? What about?” One of Flash’s friends ask. He sounded genuinely worried about a school project.

“Human anatomy” I giggle and stand on my toes to press a kiss on his neck, just below his ear. I watch as Peter’s face flush a sweet pink color before biting my lips and walking away, making sure to sway my hips just a bit too much.

“What did just happen?” Ned asks as I walk past him.

“Just helping a ‘friend’ out” I smirk and head to class.


“Were you being serious?” Flash interrogates me as we were in PE class, unfortunately, that was the only class Peter and I didn’t have together.

“About what, Thompson?”

“You and Parker… Like, really? Out of everyone in this school?”

“Why does it bother you so much? Did you really think you’d have a chance with me?”

“You become an Avenger and suddenly becomes stupid?” I throw the basketball in my hand in his face.

“You can talk shit about me how much you want, but don’t open your dirty mouth to say anything about my team, or Peter Parker”

“What does he have that I don’t?” He asks following me around.

“Oh, do you want in chronological order or the alphabetical one?”

“This can’t be serious! You just put on that show because you felt pity of him, didn’t you?”

“Are you even listening to one fucking word of what you’re saying? Fuck off, Thompson”

“What if I don’t stop messing with Parker?”

“Uhmm, you know I’m an Avenger right? You just said it a while ago, also, I happen to be the only one who know the Winter Soldier trigger words look at that! You know the Winter Soldier right?” I smile devilishly at him. He stops following me and talking shit. I only hoped I really didn’t have to use Barnes on this subject. It’s be a low blow… For Bucky, I mean.


“You’re insufferable, you know that?” I see Peter face as I close my locker, I smirk.

“Yeah, I do” I sneak my arms around his neck and bring him in for a kiss. Not caring about who was walking in the hall or not.

“Why did you do that?”

“I couldn’t stand watching he bully you, Peter! I know you won’t fight back so people don’t get suspicious but, I’m already a public hero so…” I bite my lip and lower my head, feeling embarassed that he got mad at me.

    I hear he sighs. But feel his arms pull me in for a hug. He rests my head on his chest and I hug his waist. His hand was massaging my scalp and I feel him pressing a gentle kiss in my hair.

“I love you, you know that?”

“Hmhmm, I love you too, Peter”

“I have so much attention right now…” He complains, I look up at him and apologize “Don’t be sorry, it’s kinda of funny actually, I went to the bathroom and one of Flash’s friends was there, all he could say was ‘shit’ and he left” We laugh.

“Well… You could show me that later? I meant it when I said the team would be out for a mission and I’d be left behind” I raise one eyebrown.

“Maybe, you’re really in need to behave better, baby girl” He whispers in my ear, pressing feather like kisses in my neck.

“K-Kinky, are we?” I stutter as I try to contain a few moans. After all we were still in the school’s hall.

“Oh, you have no idea, after today, babe, you’ll have to be caried around” My eyes widen.

“Well… W-What are we waiting for?” He smirks and gives me a last kiss before pulling me towards the school gates.

Imagine overhearing Sonny telling his nieces everything he loves about you

Imagine overhearing Sonny telling his nieces everything he loves about you

“Girls stop running!” Sonny called as his seven and six-year-old nieces dropped your hands and darted towards the playground.

“Sonny,” You protested, “They are just running to the playground. We can see them, we don’t need to walk them.”

“I guess you’re right,” He sighed before calling out again, “Make sure we can still see you!”

“You need to relax,” You giggled, grabbing hold of his arm and giving it a squeeze.

“I know, I know,” He agreed, intwining his hand with yours, as you continued your slow stroll to the playground though you both continued to keep a steady eye on the girls who were now on the monkey bars, “It’s just hard you know, to separate what we do and everyday life. I don’t know how you do it.”

“Well,” You began, “I try and think logically, yes, we might see it every day but think about the thousands of kids that go to the park in this city every day. What we do everyday isn’t an everyday thing. And anyway they have us. Two of the best detectives in the city watching them, I’d love to see someone try and take us on.”

“How do you always do that?” Sonny inquired, looking straight at you briefly before looking back.

“Do what?” You countered, looking up at him.

“Make everything feel better.” He explained.

“What can I say?” You giggled, “I’m easer and a pleaser not a messer and a stresser.”

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30 Day One Piece Challenge

Day 15: Most Inspirational Scene

Not dwelling on the past, on what you’ve lost, on what you could have done or what could have been is something that I’ve always known that I need to do, but it’s so damn hard. This scene helps me because of that. If Luffy can do it, can move past his brother’s death by focusing on what he still has, then I can do the same. 

drjemnutcase  asked:

Okay, okay, okay! I've seen a good number of hcs for Kid reacting to the fact that he's gonna be a daddy. Could u do hc gif reactions for the rest of the supernovas finding out they're gonna be parents (minus Bege as he's already a papa)?

Ohohohohoh YES. (✧ヮ✧) *rubs the hands*

Supernovas Reactions 

Luffy 

  • “What is pregnant ?…… Oh.”

Originally posted by parks-and-recreation-moments


Zoro

  • *I’m going to need a lot of booze to handle this shit*

Originally posted by hopeforknope


Kid

Here


Law

  • “I’m truely happy, but excuse me a second I have to do something” 

Originally posted by perpetuallrh


Hawkins

  • *stealthily disappears*

Originally posted by lahoreweb


Bonney

  • “Oh dear, we are in trouble”

Originally posted by neptunebluess


Apoo

  • “Did someone said baby ?”

Originally posted by jefaiscequejepeux


X Drake

  • *Mind : Out of order*

Originally posted by itsjustmycrazyvibe


Killer

  • *realizes*

Originally posted by flavorwire


Urouge

  • “I’m flabbergasted !”

Originally posted by fallontonight

@fitzsimmons616: Could you do 39, please? Fitz to Jemma post Framework.

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@myownwoorld: Hi, can you please make one with 39, make it as angsty as you like…. I like to suffer :)

You guys happen to ask for the same one, so here it is! Because of how much angst the show has, I for some reason have a hard time writing a lot of it. But, but your request has been answered as best as I can.

39: “How can you even look at me?” 


Leopold James Fitz had never had a bad bone in his body. Jemma knew him as the man who loved monkey’s, the man who cried during sad movies, who hated horror films, and who ogled at any precious child that crossed his path.

Jemma knew Fitz as the man who sacrificed his life countless of times for any and everyone on the team, especially her. He was the man who put his own personal feelings aside and helped her save a man he knew was a threat to their relationship, without her even having to ask. He was the man who accepted the Inhumans before anyone else. The man who refused to accept Ward was evil, despite the evidence laid out in front of him.

The man that crossed the stars for her. The man who would have jumped off a plane for her. The man who drowned for her.

The man who felt bad if ever harming anyone, and if he ever had to kill someone out of self-protection he had nightmares for weeks after.

She knew him as the man she loved with all her heart, with every fiber in her being, her soul intertangled with his for all eternity.

This very man was standing right in front of her, staring at her with his normally warm, soulful eyes – now cold and empty. It was like he didn’t have any emotion left, his gun pointed to her temple, his expression never changing from anything by fury. She could see the hate in his eyes and it was crippling Jemma, slowly. He had never once looked at her with so much hatred – it was a look kept only for Ward himself, if even him.

“Fitz, it’s me. Please.”

Then, his stern expression faltered. “Who are you?” he asks so quietly she could hardly hear him.

Jemma eyed the barrel of the gun, then back at Fitz. “You know the answer to that, Fitz.”

He blinked, his heart heavy. She could see him. Her Fitz. “You say my name like…”

She smirks, just slightly, tears building up in her eyes. “Like it’s my favorite word?”

He stared her down, the gun in his hand no longer even relevant to him. His brow scrunched together and his free hand pinched the bridge of his nose. “Like I hear you say it all the time.”

“That’s because you do, Fitz.”

He looked back up at her, his gun slowly lowering to the ground. “Why can’t I shoot you?”

Jemma smiled for the first time in weeks. She pushed his gun to angle to the ground and stepped closer to him, placing her hand on the side of his face. “AIDA can program you however she likes, but Leopold Fitz would never hurt me, not in any life.”

His eyes were cloudy, but that crystal blue was shining through. “How can you look at me like that?”

“Like what?”

“Like I’m a good person. Like I deserve to be…” he trailed off, his eyes darting to the ground. The Doctor wasn’t a man without a heart, he was a man who had been forced to pretend he never had one.

“Because the Fitz I know is.”

His eyes searched hers, his eyelids pooling with tears. Emotions started overwhelming him, and a sob came out of his mouth as he said, “Jemma?”

She enveloped him into her arms, his head on her shoulder, tears running down her back. She placed a hand on the back of his neck and held him, whispering soothing words in his ear. “I’m here, Fitz, it’s me. I’m here.”


Director Mace’s funeral was today.

Jemma sat beside Fitz, their hands interlaced together. Fitz hadn’t said a word since this morning, his face showing almost no emotions – he just stared at the ground, detached from everything and everyone around him.

“Whoa, whoa, hey now,” Daisy shouted, leaving the table where they were all eating their meal. Other than Fitz, that is, he hadn’t touched his plate. With Daisy leaving, the table was empty, so Jemma took the opportunity to try to talk to him.

“Can’t believe you’re not hungry.” She gave his arm a slight shove.

For the first time in hours he muttered out, “Well, m’not.”

Jemma tweaked a brow at him. “You’re always hungry.”

Fitz just shrugged, his eyes now watching the empty seat in front of him.

“Fitz,” she whispers, giving his hand folded into hers a squeeze. “You can’t keep blaming yourself, Fitz.”

Fitz didn’t move, he was like a statue for a moment. Then, suddenly, he let loose of her hand and stood up, leaving the room without another word.

Jemma held back any tears that begged their way out and leaned back in her seat, taking in a deep breath. She knew he was processing, he was grieving, he needed time. That didn’t mean it didn’t hurt like hell though.

“He’s just trying to cope,” Coulson spoke beside her, causing Jemma to jump.

She looked at the (new) Director, swallowed down the lump in her throat, and nodded. “I know.”

“When you left for Hydra, and he realized your ‘going to see the parents’ was a cover, he didn’t eat for a good four days.” Coulson lapsed his hand over hers. “He’ll recover, just give it time.”

Jemma nodded. “Thank you, sir.”

He gave her a comforting smile, standing up from his chair. “It’s what I’m here for.”

Jemma allowed Fitz time on his own, knowing he needed it. After about an hour of never seeing him anywhere on base, she decided to search for him. She of course found him in their lab, his arms crossed across his chest, his eyes staring out at nothing. He looked so distant from everything, so lost.

“I’ve been looking for you,” she approaching his side, gently gripping his forearm. “You disappeared.”

“Yeah,” he looked up at her. His eyes were red like he’d been crying. “I needed some air.”

Jemma nodded, “It’s getting late, we should probably get some rest.”

Fitz shook his head, looking back at the ground. He hardly looked her in the eyes anymore – like he was ashamed for her to see what he was feeling. “I’m gonna stay here.”

Jemma scoffed. “Well you can’t sleep in the lab, Fitz.”

“Might as well.”

“Fitz,”

“I just … I need some space, Jemma.”

Anger boiled up inside of her. Not at Fitz, but towards AIDA and Radcliffe and even his dad. However, she couldn’t lash out at them, so she shamefully lashed out at whoever was in front of her. “We all need space, Fitz, but that doesn’t mean you have to move out, running away from me and everyone else you care about.”

“That’s not…” He let out an unsteady sigh. “M’sorry, Jemma, but I think –”

“Don’t finish that sentence.” She felt her temper running hotter and hotter. “You can’t keep blaming yourself for what happened, Fitz. The more you blame yourself, the more hurt you cause around you.”

Fitz shook his head again, his breath shallow. “How can I not? I killed Mace. I’m the reason –”

“No, Fitz,” Jemma turned his head to look at her. She looked him directly in the eyes as she said, “AIDA and Radcliffe are the ones at fault, do you understand me? You were a victim just as much as Mack or May were. You did not kill Mace, and you did not kill Agnes.”

Fitz searched her eyes, gazing at their desert beauty. He sucked in a deep breath, and while releasing he said, “How can you even look at me? It was my face that gave you all the injuries you’re still healing from. I was the one who pointed a gun at your face, who tortured…” his voice broke, and he looked back down. Her anger melted away, seeing the tears stream down his face. Jemma couldn’t stand seeing him like this. She had to fix it, but she knew she couldn’t use anything but words to try and soothe his pain.

“I can look at you because you are Leopold Fitz, the man I love with everything I have. It was never something I had to overcome.” She lifted his head again, brushing his cheek with her thumb. “I know you Fitz, and this is you. Not that LMD, not the Doctor, those men were never you and I knew that. Because no matter how much they might have looked like you, the warmth and love behind your eyes was never there, like it is now. This is the man I fell in love with – and despite your programming Fitz, you still always managed to twist whatever you were doing into what you saw as the right thing. You could never live with yourself, whatever version of you there was, to do something evil out of will. That speaks volumes, Fitz. It shows that no matter what programming, no matter what brain washing, manipulation, deception, it doesn’t matter, because you will always be Leopold James Fitz: lover of science, monkeys, positive outcomes, video games, and –”

“You.” He gave her a weak but loving smile.

“I was going to say space, but,” she gave him a teasing smile in return.

“I’m so sorry, Jemma.” This time, he didn’t look away. “For everything, I – I wanted to protect you and instead I caused you more suffering than I ever could have burdened –”

“Don’t you understand, Fitz?” She caressed his cheeks in both of her hands, wiping away his tears. “I never once blamed you.”

Fitz stood up from his seat, looking down at her beaming face. He took one of Jemma’s hands in his and cherished her smile before leaning in and sweetly kissing her on the lips. The kiss was short lived, but affectionate. Their foreheads met and meeting her eyes he said, “I love you, Jemma.”

She ran a hand through his hair, smoothing his overgrown curls. She returned the gaze, giving him a tender smile to say, “And I love you. We’re in this together, remember?”

Fitz closed his eyes, taking in everything. Then once opening them again he looked at her fully, searching her eyes, captivated by her strength and beauty. Then, he finally said out in one breath, “Together.”

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Daily preferences master list’s

Enjoy reading and scrolling through my blog everyone~ (Don’t hesitate to inbox me for anything!) Love you all! xx


Daily preferences:

#1 Falling asleep in front of a movie

#2 Napping after work

#3 Playfully making your bed

#4 Ice cream date

#5 Woke up by a kiss

#6 Jealous Jin

#7 Babysitting help

#8 Midnight snacks

#9 Hot hugs

#10 Brain Dots

#11 After school surprise

# Cheering you up

#12 Periods cramps

#13 Stare game

#14 Hot chocolate kiss

#15 Jealous of your male best friend

#16 Scared of storms

#17 Scared of spiders

#18 Kiss cam

#19 Playing video games

#20 Horror movie

#21 Unexpected kiss

#22 Ordering pizze

#23 Study support

#24 Lunch date

#25 Introducing you to his friends

#26 Nail polish kisses

#27 Cinema date

#28 Chocolate bar

#29 Studying kisses

#30 Bowling date

#31 Vacation ride

#32 Cuddling day off

#33 Push ups

#34 Forbidden diet

#35 Changed homescreen

#36 Nap on his knees

#37 Waiting room

#38 Taking the underground

#39 Home after a tiring day

#40 Accidental skype confession

#41 Bless you

#42 After-shower routine

#43 Water bottle

#44 New hair cut

#45 Waking up on a Sunday morning

#46 Just dance

#47 Surprise visit after your shower

#48 Late night Skype

#49 Receiving your scholar books

#50 Changing contact name

#51 Going back home at night

#52 Music festival date

#53 Kisses; stress reliever

#54 Spending your birthday (and Jungkook’s birthday together) (Requested)

#55 Protecting you from the rain

#56 He randomly knows your name at school

#57 Exchanging glances in class

#58 Parrot

#59 Note into your locker

#60 No longer your seatmate

#61 Taking the bus after a long day

#62 Missing him to sleep

#63 Snapbacks

#64 Struggling to stay awake

#65 Basketball game with your boyfriend

#66 Falling asleep on a rainy night with your boyfriend

#67 Feeling low because of your look

#68 Staying up late to study

#69 Being cold so he warms you up

#70 Too lazy to get up to go to work so he gently wakes you up

#71 Missed the bus

#72 Having a good time with your boyfriend while watching a basketball match

#73 Shy bathing time

#74 Playfihting because of your wet hands

#75 Learning to us chopsticks

#76 Ill

#77 Restaurant date

#78 Running motivation

#79 Carry you to bed

#80 Finishing your homework earlier

#81 Can’t find your glasses

#82 Schoolmate staring at you

#83 Attempt to make you smile

#84 Sporty date

#85 “Perfect date”

#86 Studying pause

#87 Bike riding

#88 Legs tickling

#89 Airport meeting (Requested)

#90 “I don’t need make up” (Requested)

#91 Come over on a Saturday night (Requested)

#92 Bubble gums

#93 Lazy day in bed (Requested)

#94 Dancing with Namjoon

#95 Your best friend helping you to go through your heart break

#96 Surprise picking up (Requested)

#97 Late phone call and silly conversations

#98 Cheerful text

#99 Pregnant announce (Requested)

#100 Wedding propose (Requested)

#101 Cheating rumors (Requested)

#102 Taking a pic of you but you feel insecure

#103 Tying up his ties

#104 Jealous and protective when you leave the house

#105 Cold

#106 Mental breakdown

#107 Twisted ankle

#108 Cute when…

#109 Men in the street

#110 Drunk in love

#111 Jealous crush

#112  Emperor

#113 First date

#114 Craving for kisses

#115 Cheesy halloween

#116 Comforting boyfriend

#117 Drunk with stranger

#118 Break up

#119 We could (based on Do I wanna know by Arctic Monkeys).

#120 Master (NSFW).

#121 Shattered

#122 Just a lifetime

#123 Ditch class

#124 Confidence

#125 Meet again

#126 Pretty hot though

#127 Even more tomorrow

#128 What would you do?

#129 You like me, don’t you?

#130 Possessivity

#131 Your most prescious dream

#132 Be your last

#133 Not born to fight

#134 Feel the same

#135 Close enough

#136 Unexpected kiss

#137 Stress relieving session

#138 Run

#139 “You’re the one that’s annoying!”

#140 “I will think about it.”

#141 Cheater

#142 “I am not sick!”

#143 Uninspired

#144 Bakeries

#145 Christmas ice skating

#146 Sky is the limit

#147 Protective brother

#148 Torture

#149 Psychotic boyfriend

#150 Supportive father

#151 Routine

#152 Garlands

#153 Holidays

#154 Art teacher

#155 Revelation

#156 Awkward firt kiss

#157 Shamefuly attracted

#158 Hard to concentrate

#159 Serious when it comes to you

#160 Have a nice day

#161 Still can’t get enough

#162 Steamy atmosphere

#163 Plushie gift

#164 How much do you love me?

#165 Sexy teasing

#166 You so love hate him

#167 I don’t care what you think about your beauty

#168 Not as a friend anymore

#169 seems like I forgot this one, oops! Sorry x

#170 Couple silliness

#171 Surprise meeting

#172 Art project

#173 Play fighting

#174 Scared of love

#175 The little surprise

#176 Meeting family

#177 Love is a cycle…

#178 Garden of Eden

#179 Massage session

Dragon Ball Z Abridged - Quote Ask Meme/Game

The rules are simple: Just send me one of these DBZA quotes to get my muse’s response!

  • I swear, I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.
  • I’m Vic Mignogna! Ahh my poor vocal cords!
  • OH, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
  • Now they’ll just waste their lives in a futile struggle to measure up to their peers until they’re nothing more than a crumpled heap of countless failures of broken dreams.
  • It’s edited by the Tiger Kitty!
  • If he could be any more of a whore for Adobe, they would’ve branded their logo on his ass.
  • I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
  • Oh no, I’m not a monkey! Oh no, the kid’s a monkey!
  • Hey, let that (name) alone!
  • Maybe I’m gay. Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit.
  • Guess I’ll do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation: GIT MAH GUN!
  • BOOBS! I mean, (name)… Hi!
  • Yes, (name), I’m a green freakin’ dinosaur.
  • Nerd!
  • Take that, moon. Perfect orbit, my ass.
  • Hi, I’m (name)! And this is (name). He/she was a prison bitch!
  • I’m gonna eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull! 
  • DODGE!
  • Okay, consider yourself beef jerky while I’m Filet Mignon.
  • The eye! The eye! Why is always that goddamned eye!!??
  • We’ve been flying for two weeks now, and I’m starting to feel very tensed up. Not just for being trapped on the ship of course, but from (name) walking around in nothing but his/her underwear! I would relieve this tension, but I’ve had no alone time as the toilet KEEPS SCREAMING AT ME!!
  • So in short, shit be whack, yo!
  • Dammit, there is no muffin button!
  • I’m sorry, but if this shit goes any further south, we’re going to hit Space Mexico.
  • Freakin’ weeaboo.
  • I’m coming, (name)! Quick, grab my balls!
  • Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We’ll continue this conversation never. 
  • Freaky Alien Genotype.
  • Now let me put this in a way you’ll understand; I’m about to blow my load all over your insides.
  • I need an adult…
  • I am an adult!
  • Big talk coming from a bipedal bitch.
  • ALL OF MY HATE!
  • Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! It’s like this whole world just likes to bend me over and find me in the Alps! Like I’m some sort of shlock receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue, WITH A GODDAMN PIG!
  • Why can’t I feel my everything?
  • Every party needs a pooper, that’s why they invited you. Party pooper. Party pooper.
  • Renegade for life.
  • I never left, sir. I was outside, hitting my head against the wall for 20 minutes.
  • And so I tell him, ‘I don’t care who you are, now clean my jowls!’
  • Well Sir, if you’re having a problem with our Customer Support you can call 1-800-eat-a-dick!
  • Oh god. NATURAL LIGHT!
  • Did you try working the shaft? 
  • Somehow we made this into a three-way. 
  • I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon. Would be a reeeal dick move to die right now…
  • Ahh, if we had junk you’d be gay right now!
  • YOU CAN WIN! YOU FEEL GREAT! YOU! CAN! DO! THIS!
  • I’m beginning to think I have issues.
  • Hax! I call hax!
  • See, it’s like I told you, (name). “Like a bitch.”
  • You know what? All of you better duck, because I’m about to turn left and I don’t want to SMACK YOU WITH MY DICK.
  • Hey, I’m just like any other guy. I pay my taxes one leg at a time! 
  • There you go again, throwing your hands up in the air like you just don’t care. CARE, DAMN IT!
  • I’M SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW.
  • Why aren’t you upstairs sleeping with your girlfriend like everyone else?
  • Y'all are bitches.
  • Oh a momma’s boy huh? I’ll be your mommy.
  • It’s called man-scaping.
  • …the fuck’s a condom?
  • Sooooo… Wanna go drive cars?
  • Look at my nipples, LOOK AT THEM!!
  • (name) JUST DONE STOLE MY GLASSES!
  • I was desperate and needed the money. And no, it wasn’t worth it.
  • Oh come on man! You couldn’t last, like, 30 seconds!?
  • And the prodigal asshole returns!
  • My heart is pure. Pure, unadulterated badass.
  • Oh, crapbaskets.
  • OK, first: What?! Second: The fuck?!
  • Oh my God, I solicited my son for sex.
  • Wow, you are just the Grand Central Station of disappointment, aren’t you.
  • Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway.
  • All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle… 
  • Ohhh no. Oh, really wish I hadn’t! It’s all over my hand! Oh god, it’s sticky! And now it’s starting to harden! Oh no!
  • Could you speak up? I’m not wearing pants.
  • IS THAT ME STRONGER THAN ME?! I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!
  • I’m coming, I’m coming… I came. Heh.
  • I AM THE HYPE!
  • At this point, it’s a game. If he gives in, I win. And he knows that.
  • NOTICE ME!
  • When mine left, she took all my money. When yours left, she took all her money.
  • Booby bomb!
  • Sometimes you’ve got to know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em. And right now, it’s foldin’ time. (name)! Grab M'Dick! 
  • STOP FISTING ME!
  • Bitch, I’m adorable.
  • You’re either perfect or you’re not me.
  • You know! If I had a watch, I’d be looking at my wrist really condescendingly right now…
  • Well, I’d say I should’ve seen this coming, but that would be ironic.
  • I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!
  • My nipples are rigid right now!
  • Well, I sure hope someone picks up that phone…because I fucking called it!
  • I'MMA PLANT ME A DUMBASS TREE!
  • Seriously kid, if you don’t start bringing me meat I am literally gonna shit bricks.
  • Wow, I can’t remember the last time someone actually nutted up and asked for that. Congrats! Can’t wait to hear how you fuck this up.
  • Everyone’s getting sucked today!
  • Friggin’ hell. Last time I take on a guy with a pole that big.
  • He keeps kicking me in the dick…Why? Why does he keep kicking me in the dick?!
  • I have many things…a best friend that’s a turtle, an island, chlamydia… This…is not one of them. 
  • No, you said “Hey, check this shit out!”, then jumped in a car!
  • HOW DOES IT FEEL RIDIN’ M'DICK?! 
  • Look at my trucker hat!
  • Nobody’s killing that idiot but me!
kate beckett sentences.
  • ❛ alakazaam, jackass. ❜
  • ❛ why did you steal his head did you miss him ?
  • ❛ are you having a breakdown ?
  • ❛ it’s accompany and observe, not participate and annoy. got it ?
  • ❛ please, let’s just stick it in and get this over with. ❜
  • ❛ there is this one hot, wild, kinky thing that i do like doing… ❜
  • ❛ now who’s the sucker. ❜
  • ❛ poke you ? i wanna kiss you !
  • ❛ sleep with whoever you want! the more, the merrier. ❜
  • ❛ i need to go…over there. ❜
  • ❛ if it’s so adorable why didn’t you sleep with me. ❜
  • ❛ you do know that i’m wearing a gun, right ?
  • ❛ it’s a stripper name. ❜
  • ❛ okay, if we’re married, i want a divorce. ❜
  • ❛ you can’t just say night ?
  • ❛ zip it, kitten. ❜
  • ❛ take your hand of your tool, ___ !
  • ❛ you have the right to remain silent. so shut the hell up. ❜
  • ❛ i don’t cross the line, i put myself on it. ❜
  • ❛ don’t make me shoot you. ❜
  • ❛ sunny with a chance of asskicking. ❜
  • ❛ i do this one thing… with ice cubes. ❜
  • ❛ i ain’t afraid of no ghosts. ❜
  • ❛ i’m gonna kill you !
  • ❛ button up, kitten. we’re going home. ❜
  • ❛ it’s one of the things i love about you. ❜
  • ❛ shut the front door. ❜
  • ❛ i remember everything. ❜
  • ❛ stop, police
  • ❛ he touches things. ❜
  • ❛ that’s gonna leave a nasty scar. ❜
  • ❛ every time you see it, think of me. ❜
  • ❛ i know what it’s like to lose someone that you love. ❜
  • ❛ i’m thinking… i need a cup of coffee. ❜
  • ❛ i’ve gotten used to you pulling my pigtails. ❜
  • ❛ i’m not a cop today, honey. ❜
  • ❛ did i say you could talk ? did someone give you permission to open your sorry little mouth ? no !
  • ❛ sit down, shut up, and listen !
  • ❛ don’t be so driven by the past that you throw away your future. ❜

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anonymous asked:

Hiya! Just to let you know: I love your blog! I really appreciate that you keep up being whimsical and quirky. All those drama queens in this fandom - they're just annoying! It's really good and refreshing to find someone (you) who is serene (okay maybe not always, but come on, who wouldn't freak out about his infuriating face??! Or those legs! Or hands!) and comical and amicable :) One question: Do you think you'll ever write a few breakfast cam stories? I would sooo love to read them!!

FLYING 
MONKEY
BUTTS
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Breakfast cam scribblings.

I never even thought of that.  

Good grief.

Well.  I don’t imagine how I could ever do justice to what the real thing might be.  But I will keep it in mind should inspiration strike.

Thank you very much for the kind words.  It means a lot to me that you took the time to send such a nice message.  I just want to enjoy my time here, I don’t want it to contribute any real stress to my life.  I like the way you described this blog: whimsical, quirky, comical, serene (most of the time), and amicable.  I hope that if people knew me off of tumblr, they would use those words to describe me.  

People here do seem to go crazy with the drama when SAF isn’t giving them new stuff.  There is plenty of real drama in life that deserves our attention.  Whether or not an actor is dating someone, how long it’s been since he was working - these really aren’t at the top of my list of Important Things right now.  I appreciate what he has given us so far and I could live on that forever.  There is such an unquenchable thirst for New and News in cultures that aren’t dealing with basic issues like where their next meal is coming from and how far it is to get fresh water.  The newest iphone, the newest miracle product, the newest information about things that don’t really matter.  It’s sad.  I don’t need new to be happy and content.  I am perfectly capable of yelling about him casually wearing that Armani tux at Wimbledon in 2012, the “playing with yourself” interview from the first Thor press tour, and a host of other things.  They don’t get old to me.  <3

But really….

DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THE HIDDLESTON LIVE BREAKFAST CAM SCRIBBLINGS IDEA IN MY HEAD

REALLY

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  • Y'all: Elaborate, well-thought out One Piece theories relating to subtext and foreshadowing. Connecting characters meaningfully and intelligently
  • Me: "What if Luffy doesn't poop and that's why he asks everybody if THEY poop"
Ecstatic Exuberance

Pairing: JinMin (Jimin x Seokjin)

AU: Music Academy

Genre: Angst kept in a box of fluff

Active Warnings: Mentions of (Domestic) Abuse, Depression, Panic attacks and running away

Words: 31k

Main story | Epilogue | Bonus Chapter

Plot: When Seokjin and Jimin had to make a song together they didn’t know they would get to know each other so well


Assigned groups. Well partially groups, duos. Seokjin walked to the list to see his name matched with Park Jimin, a guitarist. He looked behind him to search him, but since he didn’t really know Jimin he also didn’t know what he looked like. He stood in the crowd of girls and boys. Some taller some shorter and as slowly everybody found their partner there were about 5 people left, including, hopefully, Jimin.

Jimin sighed, trying to hold back his smile, as he pushed off Taehyung who was teasing him again, putting his guitar and notes to the side before getting up, dusting himself off as he walked to the board, he was pretty sure that the guy loitering by the list was probably his partner but it didn’t hurt to make sure of it himself. So when he approached the guy, he coolly asked,

“So, who are you teamed up with?” While he himself went through the list, his finger following his eyes.

“Park Jimin,” Seokjin mumbled as he looked at the smaller boy who asked the question. He was a handsome boy. Seokjin smiled as he silently followed the finger of the smaller boy.

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I lied. When I got this request I said that I didn’t know the song but the minute I put it on and heard the guitar riff, I recognised it. So yeah, my bad. I’m horrible with song names; when it comes to my music knowledge I live under a proverbial rock. This was requested by @arabella-loves-coffee and I hope it turned out as you liked, a lot of it is out of my depth (aside from silently having crushes on people - that bit I’m very much practised in). Enjoy, my darlings!

Prompt: so the Reader is VERY shy and has a crush on Steve but she’s to scared to tell him and at a party she gets kinda drunk and after the party she keeps quoting Do I Wanna Know from Arctic Monkeys (I think it would fit very well) and Tony keeps asking for who is she suffering like that and she keeps glancing at Steve and he plays stupid but he knows what is this about and I don’t know a cute ending :D

“Do I Wanna Know?”

You could feel the bass and drum resounding through the elevator the minute you stepped inside. You clutched a bottle of champagne in your hands and felt it slipping between your fingers as a result of the condensation and the sweat on your hands. Parties were most definitely not your scene. You weren’t keen on people, your music taste was quieter than most of the charts, and you didn’t own an outfit that would be worthy of the atmosphere.

Yet here you were trying to fathom which of the multiple floor numbers held the crowd of gyrating people upon it. Before you could press any of them, however, an anxious voice caught your attention and you looked up. Hurrying for the elevator was Steve Rogers. He wasn’t dressed extravagantly (which you now felt yourself to be) but in a simple dress shirt and trousers. The blue of the former matched his eyes, but the minute you realised as much your cheeks began to scorch.
“Hold the elevator!” Steve’s voice burst through your hazy head and you placed a foot between the closing doors just in time. 

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