A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
There are kits and recipes to make your own out there. But yeah, imagine this: "BLECH THESE TASTE TERRIBLE!" "I told you they weren't candy" "BUT THEY WERE SHAPED LIKE GUMMY BEARS!" "They're SOAP! Humans wash themselves with it!" "WHY WOULD THEY WASH THEMSELVES WITH GROSS CANDY?" "You know what, never mind..."