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[TRANSLATION] - is not mine but from the awesome kinokotottekoi

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Here’s the finished version of the Sonic fusions !! They’re pretty obvious but from left to right: 

Sonic & Tails - Probably the most over powered creature on the planet, being the fastest thing alive, super smart, and has the ability to fly. Is very sad that mint candies and chili dogs taste terrible together.

Espio & Silver - Telekinetic ninja who has won the award for ‘most over complicated shoe design’. Makes for an amazing detective.

Rouge & Amy - Loves jewelry and love. Her dream for the future is probably to get the most amazing wedding ring ever. Good at tricking people and playing mind games, but won’t hesitate to kick your ass either. 

Shadow & Blaze - Them/they pronouns, most socially awkward person you’ll ever meet. Unless you have a death wish, do not get them angry.

merc9andazombie  asked:

There are kits and recipes to make your own out there. But yeah, imagine this: "BLECH THESE TASTE TERRIBLE!" "I told you they weren't candy" "BUT THEY WERE SHAPED LIKE GUMMY BEARS!" "They're SOAP! Humans wash themselves with it!" "WHY WOULD THEY WASH THEMSELVES WITH GROSS CANDY?" "You know what, never mind..."

can robots taste things, would they like candy? maybe edible soap, does that exist?

Some great stuff on the “What Is The Scariest/Creepiest Stuff You Have Seen Or Heard?” thread

Obtained from: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1f9i14/what_is_the_scariestcreepiest_thing_you_have/

This was a few years ago on a night scuba dive. There were 8 of us in the group including our dive master and his assistant. We had just finished our dive and were gathered up in a circle ready to ascend and get out of the water when my dive master freezes. He takes his flashlight and pointing it outside our circle of divers he catches something circling us with the beam. Turns out it was a 12 foot long great white shark. 

At this point half of the group are trying to keep the shark illuminated as it circles us and remarkably everyone stayed calm. The only things going through my mind were iterations of these two thoughts, “don’t look like a yummy delicious fatty seal, and that I hope I taste terrible." 

My dive master gets our attention and slowly puts his thumb up and then makes an upward motion. We all begin to ascend and the shark kept with us until we were maybe 10 feet from the surface. Then it turned off into the darkness and was gone. I did not go back into the ocean for about a week after that.

Credits to: Caboose2701

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I was in Taiwan one year when I was younger, and had travelled to a busy night market (these are popular gatherings of food/shop stalls that usually operate in the evening). Nearby I spotted a sign for a netcafe in a 5-6 story tall building. Thinking I’d fire off some quick emails, I walked in the dark, small entrance of the building. The building was older and hasn’t been well maintained, but it’s not out of the ordinary in Taiwan. The entrance just had a dark hallway that led to a small elevator.

I pressed the elevator call button and entered. The elevator was uncharacteristically new compared to the building, but I didn’t think much of it. Like some Chinese/Taiwanese buildings, there wasn’t a fourth floor (it’s considered bad luck since “four” sounds like “death”), so it just read 1-2-3-5-6, which was usual. I looked for the floor the netcafe was at– 6th floor, and pressed the button. It lurched into action quietly and began the ascend. 

When it stopped, I figured it was my floor so I instinctively began to step out. Right before stepping out, however, the sight outside the elevator stopped me. It was pitch dark, only lit by the light in the elevator, it looked like it hasn’t been occupied for decades, with some random pieces of furniture covered with white cloth or similar. It was a small building, so each floor were single occupancy, so I could see pretty much the entire floor from the elevator. 

Thinking I must have gotten the wrong floor, I checked the light (that indicates which floor you’re on). Strangely, there was nothing, none of the indicators were on, but the floor button to the netcafe was still lit so I know I haven’t gotten there yet. All this happened within a couple of seconds.

That’s when I noticed a figure moving in the distance of the floor– it was not very visible but I could make out what looks like a person dressed in some kind of gown, moving slowly towards the elevator, where I was. I was thoroughly creeped out, so I started pressing the close door button. As soon as I pressed it, the elevator light flickered off, and I am in pitch dark. I am this close to pissing my pants, and it’s actually kind of freaking me out thinking back to it. The lights flickered back on under a second and the door closed, the elevator jolted back to life. A few moments later it opened again to the netcafe.

I am beyond relieved at this point. I walked out immediately and sat down at a computer. After gathering my wits a bit, I walked over to the cashier’s desk and told them what I saw. The girl working there listened and her face turned a bit ashen, so I asked her if she heard of similar.

She told me that she’s never experienced it, but some coworkers and occasional customers have brought it up– basically, the building has 6 floors, and the fourth floor had a history. Apparently the floor used to be a hair salon of sorts, until one of the employees killed herself there for some reason. She slit her wrists over the hair wash station and died. The store continued operations despite stories of weird appearances– when customers got their hair rinsed the water would look a little red, like the customer was bleeding, little things like that, and a couple people reported seeing someone’s figure walking away in the mirror, but wouldn’t see anyone when they turned to check. Naturally, the business closed down a few months later.

The building owner tried to re-rent the place out, but never had any luck. Most businesses are quite superstitious, and no one wanted to rent the fourth floor after someone had died in it, even at a very cheap price. Finally, after dropping the price to nearly nothing, a stationary supplies store wanted to rent. 

During the renovations of the floor, however, several accidents would happen. Tools would end up in strange places, a mirror from the previous business shattered when no one was near it, and finally a worker had his hand jammed between the elevator doors when it closed on him unexpectedly. The workers refused to continue working and finally, the business left and the building owner finally gave up and shut down the floor. He then had the elevator company come in to replace the panel so that the elevator could not go to the fourth floor.

Let me repeat that– the elevator was programmed to never go to the fourth floor. It doesn’t even have a button. But for some reason, sometimes when people take the elevator, it would go to the fourth floor and the doors would open, and some, like myself, would see a figure walking around in the dark.

Credits to: smpx

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My old co-worker had a son that was in his mid thirties and he had a son named Hunter that was 4 or 5. She said that Hunter would have bad dreams and that he would sleep with his dad when he got scared.

One night his dad woke up because he heard Hunter calling him. But he was calling him by his name, not ‘dad’. So he went to his room and he was asleep. He woke him up and said "Hunter, you were calling me. Is everything okay?” And Hunter said, “Dad, when they call you you’re not supposed to answer.” and fell back asleep.

He asked him about it in the morning but he said he didn’t remember saying it.

I get chills when I think about it.

Credits to: LumosTheNox

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Boyfriend lived in a house that made no sense–there was a light switch on a baseboard that worked a light two rooms away, for instance. Just shitty only-college-kids-can-stand-it house.

They decided to see if there was room in the attic space for some boxes. So Boyfriend opens the hatch-thing, pulls down the ladder, and goes up. Pulls the chain for the light to come on. The bare bulb is over a dusty room empty except for a rusty, metal children’s high chair.

Boyfriend clicked the light back off, came back down the ladder, and said, “No, we’re never going up there.”

Credits to: Kittae

get to know me :3c

@coltaire tagged me, waddup girl 

Relationship status: single.  

Favorite color: listen. i like symbra for a reason, and it’s because their combined palette is basically the colors of my daily items (phone, laptop, wallet, bag, journal, you name it)

Pets: nah. sadly. 

Last song listened to: mothica - out of it (lowself remix)

Favorite TV show: avatar: the last airbender. my childhood + great concept & setting + great story + well rounded badass characters. ugh  

First Fandom:  ben 10. the original series, mind you. y e a h 

Hobbies: drawing has been the most convenient pastime for me. i also watch video game playthroughs to wind down. occasionally, i read books and play video games. 

Favorite Book: the terrible thing that happened to barnaby brocket - john boyne. a very wonderful story about being different from others.

Worst thing I’ve ever eaten/tasted: ginger milk, during a trip to korea. it was supposed to be healthy and stuff, and the tour guide was all praises about it while i try to hide my sour face omg

Favorite place: the living room at my grandma’s house. i could write an 80k essay about it tbh

@poisontrainercharlotte:

“of course,  a little bit of pink frosting to keep it festive but you’ll get some nice chocolate taste in there as well. would you mind too terribly if I sat next to you? it’d be hard for both of us to eat if we didn’t” she placed the plate of a brightly decorated cake in front of plumeria

      “Go ahead it’s not like the seat is TAKEN or anything.”
   Plumeria nods to the spot next to her before looking the cake over.

      “It’s really pretty. Honestly the only thing I enjoy about this damn day is that a lot of shit is PINK. I don’t even care too much about discount chocolates. I just like seeing pink everywhere.”

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Stan would usually wear his Creature mask for Summerween but he felt that might be a bit in bad taste, and just look tacky next to the real thing, so he went for his next favourite movie monster. Rick is not sure he understands this human holiday, but he had the best on land date night ever and his “costume” was a hit at the local Summerween dance.

Sidenote: since this AU is set in the 80′s they’re about ten years shy of having made the best Abe and Hellboy costumes ever- but that didn’t stop Fiddleford from helping design an upgrade to Rick’s bubble helmet that is more kissing friendly. ;)

Aries
Remember he’s not worth all this pain sweetie.

Taurus
I wish I could explain to you that some pieces just don’t fit together and sometimes sorry isn’t really sorry and I love you doesn’t mean I want to be with you.

Gemini
Love yourself before you love someone else. Put yourself first for once.

Cancer
Rid yourself of the toxins in your life. Cleanse everything to rid yourself of people who aren’t important anymore.

Leo
I wish you could see that you’re not a disappointment. Maybe it’s time to focus on your happiness.

Virgo
Drinking a few shots might taste like him, but after awhile you’ll just end up slurring his name.

Libra
People are people and sometimes we change our minds. Always remember that.

Scorpio
One of the terrible things about life is horrendous things happen to good people and I don’t know if I can help you to see the good things in life too.

Sagittarius
Sometimes sorry isn’t enough and that’s okay.

Capricorn
I know when you look in the mirror you are sickened and disappointed by what you see and when you walk in front of a crowd you get nervous, but you truly are a beauty and you’re your worst critic sweetie.

Aquarius
Don’t let someone mess with your heart to the point where you can’t look in the mirror. Always love yourself first.

Pisces
Things get tough all the time for you and I know it’s hard because you think people have bigger problems, but just know all that sunlight and positivity saved under your collarbones bring more happiness to people than you know.

—  horoscopes
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Die! Die! Die! Die!
You said it!
Sedatives supplied become laxatives
My eyes shit out lies
I only kill to know I’m alive
So what? So what?
So what? So what?
Die! Die! Die! Die!

Die! Die! Die! Die!
So what, it’s your own problem to learn to live with
Destroy us, or make us slaves
We don’t care, it’s not our fault that we were born too late
A screaming headache on the promised age
Killing time is appropriate
To make a mess and fuck all the rest, we say, we say
So what? So what?
So what? So what?
Die!

Die!
Now that I know what it’s like,
I’ll kill them all if I like
Only time will decide
No one listened to reason,
it’s too late and I’m ready to fight
So what? Now I’m ready to fight!
I’m ready to fight!
Fight!
So What?