So I’ve seen fics where Sportacus goes into heat but what if…
What if elves had mating dances.
Hear me out on this. In spring male elves collect flowers and feathers and ribbons and anything colorful and pretty and they weave it into a shawl and wear it around the one they’re courting and just dance around. But its not just normal human dancing. It’s acrobatic and flashy like birds to show off all the pretty stuff they found and what they can do with their bodies like how high they can jump and how flexible they are and how strong they are.
Just imagine Sportacus bird-flirting at Robbie.