a lot of disturbing things

Smooth Criminal

Officer!Bucky Barnes x Drunk!Reader

Summary: Bucky’s a cop and got called to a crime scene to arrest a criminal but he realizes the criminal is the person he’s dating

Word Count:1,892

Warnings: Police!Au, Language, Drunk Shenanigans, Major Floof

A/N: Written for Manu’s writing challenge, couldn’t help but write cop!Bucky again. @jurassicbarnes thank you for the fun opportunity.

Originally posted by uncensoredsideblog

It had been a quiet night for Officer James Buchanan Barnes and his partner. So far, they had to deal with a fight between two drunk men, an exhibitionist and a few reckless drivers.

Bucky had started his shift at 10 p.m. the previous night and it was now just after 4 a.m. He kept repeating ‘only two more hours’ like a mantra and tried to imagine you all wrapped up and sound asleep in your bed. He really wanted to be with you.

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anonymous asked:

yoooooo we live in the same state, corn hell

iowa is wild but scary bc of how desolate it is??? like. theres corn. corn forever. you get on the highway and you can look out and only see plants in organized rows into the horizon. every once in a while theres a gas station. even if you reach a city, if you drive in any direction you will stumble upon endless farms again in a few minutes. 

I went to the university of iowa’s natural history museum this last april and they had a display showing iowa’s change over time; today, 90% of Iowa is farmland. it used to be 90% natural prairies and forest. It’s important to remember that the only other place in the world that has the exact growing conditions as us is Ukraine. a huge precent of the US’s corn crop comes from Iowa. 

so when we talk about sustainability and soil health and making sure in general that we keep farmland healthy so it doesn’t get drained to the point of forming ecological wastelands incapable of growing anything, it’s super scary and real here when you think about it. there are better practices for farming (for example: plowing actually harms soil health a lot bc it disturbs the complex microorganism communities in the land. a recent thing thats being looked at is farming in mounds instead of plowing, so like, you would have a machine like a plow that would poke little uniform holes in the soil and put a seed in each one, planting them without disrupting the ecosystem) then what they have here, and all that depends on education and research to help us protect the land we have. like it would be great to have those natural prairies back, but as it is now, Iowa is a huge supplier of corn (and beans to a lesser extent) in our country, and we have to protect it. 

this has been some iowa corn discourse 


I feel… at peace.

Stay With Me

Originally posted by sugagifs

Characters: Min Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Angst and Fluff

Length: 968 words

Warnings: Some swearing it’s like two words lol

Summary: You needed him, but he was busy.

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zombieland starter sentences
  • "It's amazing how quickly things can go from 'bad' to 'total shit-storm'."
  • "Stop, no names. Keeps us from getting too familiar."
  • "You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife."
  • "More? No, one for me. One and done, I always say...I said that once."
  • "I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch."
  • "You're a peppy little spit fuck, aren't you?"
  • "I could use a Twinkie."
  • "I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency."
  • "I find lots of things disturbing."
  • "When you're afraid of everything that's out there, you quit going out there."
  • "I don't usually unlock my door to the sounds of panic...but my neighbor is insanely hot."
  • "Look, the point is I'm here for you, okay?"
  • "And as long as you're by my side, I'm not leaving this apartment."
  • "You see, you just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me."
  • "You wanna feel how hard I can punch?"
  • "I'm worried about you."
  • "Time to nut up or shut up!"
  • "You got a purdy mouth!"
  • "Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it."
  • "Act normal, try not to freak her out."
  • "Better you make the mistake of trusting us, than we make the mistake of trusting you."
  • "Nice going genius."
  • "I never had headaches like this 'til your ass came on board."
  • "Do what you want with a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac."
  • "Thank God for rednecks."
  • "Gotta enjoy the little things."
  • "She was like a crouching tiger."
  • "You got taken hostage by a 12-year-old?"
  • "Well, girls mature faster than boys."
  • "It's amazing how far you can get with some costume jewelry and a cut-throat attitude."
  • "You know what, I may not shoot you, but you still royally piss me off."
  • "How about we play the quiet game?"
  • "Let me begin my three-part apology by saying I think you're a wonderful human."
  • "You gotta enjoy the little things...Even if that means destroying a whole lot of little things."
  • "You know, I think sleep deprivation is like the number one health problem in America."
  • "We're in Hollywood, let's sleep in style."
  • "Dibs on the bed."
  • "Oh, this is so exciting, you're about to learn who you're gonna call...Ghostbusters."
  • "Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose."
  • "Don't make me drink alone."
  • "I don't even know your name, but this is actually really nice."
  • "You know? Between me and you, you're actually kind of cute."
  • "You are like a giant cock-blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab."
  • "This is the problem with getting attached to someone. When they leave you just feel lost."
  • "That's why I don't let people close, you only get burned."
  • "Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck."

anonymous asked:

Do you know any good femlock AUs? (Btw I've read everything by queerwatson and I've read How the Mouth Changes its Shape) There just isn't enough femlock 😭

well i can see you’ve had a brilliant start, here are some more that i hope you’ll enjoy <33 

teenlock/ unilock:

i already made this list if you’d like to check it out

soulmate au:

Moonlines -  Ever since Sherlock had come back from the dead, things had felt different.

how thick about us root -  Though Sherlock had never been the sort to believe in a higher power, she constantly wished there was someone in particular she could blame for the four letter word she had ‘tattooed’ over her ribs.

coffee shop:

miss a train or a plane to meet you for coffee -  Jane meets Sherlock at a coffee shop. They fall in love. They bake, they kiss. Jane doesn’t miss any trains or planes, but she does nearly miss work.

witchlock/ potterlock:

Guide Me in the Moonlight (witchlock, sherlock is a demigirl <3) -  John had easily claimed her place in Sherlock’s home and heart and cast such a spell of affection that left the witch aching.

Honey And Amber (witchlock, wip) -  Sherlock runs a little magic shop, with her trusty friend Hamish, the Glaswegian skull, who talks and interferes, and is a constant matchmaker. Johanna it’s-a-mouthful-call-me-John Watson takes a wrong turning and discovers the shop, as well as a friend, and the love of her life. (sherlock deals with a lot of insecurity, but the fic is very soft and lovely!)

Jane Watson and the Room of Requirement (potterlock) -  Sherlock figures something out about a particular room on the seventh floor that only sometimes seems to exist. She shows it to Jane. Fortunately it’s a good place for figuring things out.

a little odor that to me is metre (potterlock) -  There are a lot of disturbing things Jane is almost used to coming home to. Sherlock leaning over a cauldron isn’t one of them.

translock: (well its not really an au but i will put it on any list)

Like A Pillow -  John doesn’t like the bit of softness on her stomach. Sherlock does.

Making the Cut -  Sherlock is genderfluid, but hasn’t told anybody yet, afraid that they wouldn’t be accepted. However, feelings of dysphoria make it harder and harder to hide.

Reborn -  There are two secrets Sherlock intends to take with her to the grave. They are, quite plainly, unutterable.


Keeping You Safe -  After the end of her disastrous marriage, Joan moves back in with Sherlock and learns - quite by accident - what happened to Sherlock’s wings.

specific aus:

The Bee Charmer - au of fried green tomatoes, but less sad (contains mcd at the very end, read the tags please!)

lone and level sands stretch far away - the mummy au, and the crossover is written gorgeously to fit the characters. also, john is so fucking hot,, what else is new,

Klaine fic - “All the Beautiful Pieces” (Rated NC17)

Blaine Anderson is spending the summer after graduation flipping houses with his brother for Cooper’s total home renovation show. The show features the worst houses Cooper can buy, with Blaine playing the role of lackey so that Cooper can torture him in front of his viewers. The last house Blaine has to renovate is an original Victorian House in San Diego, CA, which is in terrible condition. But this house turns out to be more than just another job. It was once owned by a famous Vaudeville ventriloquist by the name of Andrew Smythe. It houses a very interesting collection of items - among them, two life-sized puppets. Blaine isn’t sure exactly why, but he’s drawn to them - especially to the one with the beautiful blue eyes. He convinces Cooper to give him the puppets, and Blaine starts to restore them. In the course of the restoration, Blaine finds out that neither puppet is simply a run-of-the-mill puppet, and Andrew Smythe was hiding a secret that will be the key to saving two lives.

Chapter 2 (5904 words)

Cooper’s frantic screaming in Blaine’s ear scares the dickens out of him more than anything else. Cooper has a surprisingly shrill voice for a grown man. It falls somewhere between the sharp cry of a toddler who has skinned his knee and the wail of a damsel from a black-and-white monster movie. Blaine scrabbles to grab the Bluetooth, yanking the device out of his ear in an attempt to salvage what little hearing he has left.

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1978 and James Baldwin

This is my birth-year.

I want you to understand that I’m 39. And as someone that posts about racial justice and political climate, let me tell you something.

So, I was watching “I’m Not Your Negro”… and I hated it. Not the film, mind you. I liked the film. The problem was, it felt like it was looking back at old versions of current problems.

But the most disturbing thing is how recent a lot of progress was. It wasn’t 200 years ago. It was just as young as I was.

All of these problems we’re talking about isn’t new. Racism, police brutality, and being treated like decent people? Ain’t new.

“I’m sorry that you’re going through a tough time. We should have done better” is a refrain. A damn broken record. 

But the biggest shock is that… the most recent “advances of civil rights”…

… is about as old as me. Not older than my grandparents, or even my parents. Just me. 

I dunno why I find it so amusing

that Ryuunosuke is super neurotic and cautious about a lot of things; even the slightest disturbance can keep him up at night

but he’s otherwise pretty laid back and wastes his days away, according to the people he lives with

and then we have Phoenix shoving critical evidence in the culprits’ faces without thinking things through

but otherwise is pretty laid back and wastes his days away, according to the people he works with

and then there’s Trucy who seems like she’s as crazy as her dad, at least to his employees

but she’s the most productive member of the WAA and is the one telling her fellow male co-workers to stop wasting their days away

what does it mean to be a Wright/Naruhodou

…naruhodo, wakaran

Armor making tutorial (leather used!)

So, this is my leather armor making tutorial! Some of you, my friends, could see it on DoA some time ago (I completely forgot that I posted it there ^^`), but still, here it is. 

SOME WARNINGS! This post is going to be long and picture heavy!^^`It contains photos of nude doll parts. Also, I use real animal leather for this project, please consider this, if you are sensitive to this subject.

The model for this armor was the “previous” version of Hilda, my OC. Now Hilda is a IOS Anima, but back then she was a Leekeworld Adolf, heavily modded and on Akagi 70 body modified from male to female.

In our story Hilda is not a rich person, with no money to buy an expensive armor, but she, herself was an blacksmith’s apprentice, and could create a pieces of armor herself. So this armor will not be very pompous, and I will try to keep it as simple as it can be. As a references for Hilda’s armor I thought about Brienne’s of Tarth from Game of Thrones outfit, some medieval armor pieces from different historical resources and my own imagination ^__^

For this project I needed a lot of things:

1. Big pieces of leather, this time I took brown color and 2mm thick.
2. Sculptural plasticine
3. Plastic film (I used food wrap)
4. Good firm thread, maybe capron, or any other, that will survive the tension
5. A pot with water and kitchen-stove, to boil the water
6. Furniture
7. Wood burning machine
8. A lot of eyelets, rivets, buckles
9. Linen fabric for clotes.
10. Some other stuff I might forget to mention, but you`ll see it in the tutorial.)

1. I re-stringed a doll, and left stringed only the torso part. While working on the armor pieces, it will be moved a lot, so legs and arms will be quite a disturbing things >_<

2. Wrapped the body around in the plastic film (I used regular food wrap, it worked just fine), to prevent color from leather damage the doll.

3. With a sculptural plasticine I formed armor shape. I need this armor be fitting, but not tight. So I need a little additional material to the body, because boiled leather will replicate all body curves, all joints and even the nipples. X) You can also make an armor or a leather piece of clothing that fits like a glove without using the plasticine.

4. After waited about 40 min. for plasticine to harden (a faster method: put the piece you are working on in a fridge for about 20 minutes) I wrapped the body once again.

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anonymous asked:

Can you explain why you think Touken is abusive?

She hits him quite a bit and is pretty controlling with the whole “you can’t leave me thing”. Basically there’s a lot of things she does where if the genders were reversed (Touka was male and Kaneki was female) it’d be pretty disturbing. There’s a good article that highlights a lot of things in detail, I can dig it up for you if you wanna read it (but in the morning though).

TITLE: The Only Thing That Makes Me Crazier Than You Are The People That Hurt You

Imagine: The only person that the Joker cares about and protects you no matter what.

The Joker looked at the five men in front of him. He casually threw his knife from one hand to the other. “Fancy meeting you here.” He interrupted whatever they were doing, and obviously it seemed like that they didn’t like that at all. “Sorry to interrupt.”

“It’s that Joker guy.” One of the men began to raise their gun.

The Joker casually took a gun from his pocket and shot the guy. “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

The men backed off and looked at the crazy psychopath. “What do you want?”

The Joker looked at them and began to stalk. He looked at them individually and hummed for a couple of seconds. “You hurt a person that I care about.”


He pulled a picture from his pocket and threw it at the so-called leader. The man picked it up and looked at the picture. He knew this girl. As he was getting back up The Joker stabbed him in the neck. “Two down, three to go.” He said cheerily. He twirled and before anyone could shoot their gun at him, he threw his knife at one of them and shot the other one.

“Now…what to do with you.” The Joker walked to the man and picked up his knife along the way.

Bruce looked at the mutilated man in front of him. He’s seen a lot of disturbing things, but this, this was something different. He bent down when he saw a white card in the man’s pocket. Bruce brought it out and saw that it was The Joker’s calling card. He knew that he was a psychopath but this was a new level. He turned over the card and saw a picture stapled to the back. There were words scrawled in red, probably with the man’s blood.


Suddenly, Bruce knew why he did this and who he did it for. As much as he wanted to kill the Joker, he knew that going for the Joker’s girl was suicidal.No one ever touched her for a reason. This was his message to the world. Touch the girl and you don’t get to die a simple death. With a simple sigh Bruce turned around and faded into the black knight, knowing he couldn’t do anything.

“Are you feeling better?” The Joker slipped into their bed and embraced his beloved.

“I could be worse. Did you take care of everything?” (Y/N) turned around and kissed him. He nodded. “Thank you.”

“No one hurts you and gets away with it.” He kissed her once more and looked into her eyes. “You complete me.”

Book of Mormon (Act 1) Starter Pack
  • "Hello!"
  • "Have fun in Hell."
  • "This book will change your life!"
  • "France! Land of pastries and turtlenecks!"
  • "Where is that?"
  • "Oh boy! Like Lion King!"
  • "Oh, He answered YOUR prayer?"
  • "Tomorrow is a latter day."
  • "Alright, just remember to do whatever ____ tells you to do."
  • "Don't worry, my little problem is in check."
  • "I lie a lot!"
  • "We got Mrs Brown to sing like an African for you."
  • "All of my friends always end up leaving me but... You can't!"
  • "Are you a Star Wars guy or a Star Trek guy?"
  • "I've always had the hope that on the day I go to Heaven, Heavenly Father will shake my hand and say 'You've done an awesome job, _____.'"
  • "I'll do something incredible that blows God's freaking mind!"
  • "Hasa diga Eebowai!"
  • "But having a saying makes it all seem better."
  • "Raise your middle finger to the sky and curse His rotten name!"
  • "Fuck you God!"
  • "'F you' to Heavenly Father?! Holy moly, I said it like thirteen times!"
  • "If you don't like what we say, try living here a couple days."
  • "Fuck you in the eye."
  • "There are certainly a lot of things here in ____ that can be... disturbing."
  • "Don't feel those feelings. Hold them IN instead."
  • "Now don't you dare start crying."
  • "I thought about us on a deserted island. We'd swim naked and in the sea, and then he'd/she'd/they'd try and...."
  • "My hetero side just won."
  • "I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts, just so long as you never act upon them."
  • "Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes. Then find the box that's gay and CRUSH IT! Okay?"
  • "Oh no no nonono, I'm not having gay thoughts."
  • "I can see how this is gonna be a lot like Lord of the Rings."
  • "I would do anything for you. I'm your best friend."
  • "Don't forget what you told me. You are awesome!"
  • "When you go to bed at night, do you sometimes feel a power stirring inside you?"
  • "Wow, so the Bible's actually a trilogy? And the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?"
  • "What the fuck is a steak knife?"
  • "I do not want to spend another night hiding under my bed!"
  • "Sal Tlay Ka Siti.."
  • "O-M-Gosh."
  • "I once told a lie when I was twelve and I had a dream I went to Hell."
  • "Africa is nothing like The Lion King!"
  • "To heck with rules."
  • "I'm not your best friend!"
  • "Jesus knew that He had to man up."
  • "So He crawled up on that cross and He stuck it out."
  • "Just like Jesus, I'm growing a pair."
  • "I'm gonna man up all over myself."
  • "And if we want to go there, we just have to follow that white boy!"
  • "Heavenly Father, why do you let bad things happen?"
  • "More to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me?"
Behind The Scenes (9/???)

Author’s note: I included the ending or the last part so that the beginning of this one wouldn't’ be confusing. Sorry for any errors.

Genre: Drama (I can’t exactly say “angst” because its isn’t anything directed towards “y/n”)

Word Count: 2075

WARNING: mention of physical abuse

Other parts: HERE

This is my GIF. I made it based off of this scenario series.

You made your way to the dorm with an armful of stuff for Rap Monster. You let yourself in and walked in on V playing with a small boy on the living room floor. The little boy was dressed in a Mario shirt and jean shorts. He looked to be about 4 or 5 years old.

“Tae?” you called out, walking closer to him. “Who is this little boy?”


He looked up at you, giving you a look as if you were stupid. “This is Jinjin.”, he said turning back to the child to continue playing. Somehow he expected you to already know who this little boy was.

You decided to go greet Jinjin, “Hello! I’m Y/n. I hear you name is Jinjin! I’ve never seen you before!”

“Hi.” he replied, giving you a cute smile.

“What are you doing here today?”

“My mommy came to talk to my daddy.”

Your eyes burst wide. Based on the kids name you suspected he could be Jin’s kid. “But how could Jin have a kid?!?”,you thought.

You spun around to look for someone more reliable than V to interrogate. Luckily, you found Rap Monster getting some food in the kitchen. You ran over to him, tossing his stuff to him on the counter. You gave him a small “Hi” and then began bombarding him with questions.

“Woah. Calm down give me a minute.” He slowly took a long sip of water. He was completely aware that he was torturing you with every second that passed. “Okay, so…” He began in a whisper. “That kid is Jinjin. Obviously, based on his name, he’s Jin’s kid. He’s 5 years old”

“Are you shittin’ me?!?”

“I’m serious.”

“Why am I barely finding out about this?!?” you said in a loud whisper. You were the assistant for these guys. You felt you should know this type of stuff about them. You’re with them practically 24/7. You felt you should have let you known about these kinds of things.

Rap monster ignored your question, telling you to follow him to his room. He grabbed his things and you followed him down the hall. From what you could hear in the silent trip, things were off, most likely because of Jinjin. You didn’t hear any girl in Jungkook’s room like you always do. The other bedrooms were extra quiet except for Jin’s. It was from his room that you can hear him talking to someone.

Rap monster closed the door behind him. He put his things on his bed and turned to you. “We actually have a day off tomorrow… and by ‘we’ I mean the guys and I. You still have to be here for us… and since we have a day off tomorrow there is a possibility Jinjin is going to spend the night. Now, Jin is super protective of him and he’s already gonna have his hands full with Jinjin, but I know V will be V and help him out with the kid. I need you to give Jin some slack with the guys. I want you to spend the night and look after all the guys and make sure they don’t pull any stupid shit. I already told Jungkook he can’t have any chicks over tonight and told Jimin that he can’t be too loud or anything like that. They both agreed to stay in their rooms. I need you to look after Hoseok and Yoongi. Make sure they aren’t drinking or taking pills. Jin doesn’t want any of that shit around Jinjin. Alright?”

“Okay no problem. I’ll just go home and go get some stuff”

“No, you don’t need any of that. Do what you did last time. We have extra tooth brushes now. And since we have to day off tomorrow you don’t have to worry about changing. At least for me, I’ll want you here to stay to cook and clean cuz I want Jin to have some time with his kid.”

“Um, well okay”

“Yeah, so please try to keep things on the down low. And try not to disturb me tonight. I got a lot of things I want to get done, so I can enjoy tomorrow.”

You headed over to Jhope’s room and told him what Rap Monster told you. “Oh yeah! I forgot Jinjin as here!” he said sitting on his bed.

“Yeah and Rap Monster said no pills today. Jin doesn’t want Jinjin coming across any of this stuff!”

“Oh c’mon it’s not like the kid is gonna come into my room. Pleeeeassssseee. I need my pills you know this” he fought, giving you some aegyo to try and convince you. After a bit of back and forth you two finally negotiated a deal. You let him take a few downers so that he can go to sleep. He’ll lock his box and hide the key. Then he’ll let you take his stash and hide it somewhere so that he can’t get to it if he happens to wake up.

You watched him take his pills and then closed the door behind you. With the box in your hand you began thinking of places to hide it. You couldn’t go into Rap Monster’s room anymore. You didn’t want to put in in public areas like the kitchen or the bathroom where Jinjin could see the box and start asking about it. Jhope’s room wasn’t an option to begin with. Jin was busy in his room at the moment. You felt like you couldn’t trust Suga or V’s rooms to be good hiding places since they were both so close to the kitchen and bathroom. That left you with two options, Jimin or Jungkook.

You dreaded the idea of having to talk to either of them. Jimin still hated your guts for some unknown reason. And Jungkook, well you two haven’t spoken a word to each other since he dropped you like a bag shit.

You chose the lesser of the two evils and walked over to Jimin’s room and lightly knocked on his door. He opened the door and you nicely asked him if you can hide Jhope’s stash in his room while Jinjin was here. Without a single word he slammed the door in your face, leaving you with one option left.

You slowly took the dreadful walk to Jungkook’s room. You knocked on the door hoping that he somehow wouldn’t hear you and that amazingly, Jimin would help you out. Reality struck and Jungkook opened his door and let out a sigh when his eyes fell upon you. “What?” he asked rudely.

You explained what Rap Monster wanted you to do and asked if you could hide Jhope’s stash in his room. He looked down at you for a while. You could feel yourself cringing just being in his line of vision. Having to see him made you sick, reminding you of how stupid you were for falling for him. However, a part of you still had feelings for him, and it was that part that was cringing knowing he was still staring you down.

You couldn’t take it anymore. All he was doing was staring at you. “C’mon just taking the fucking box. You are literally the only other person I can ask!” you said loud enough for only him to hear. Without saying a word, he grabbed the box and slammed the door in your face. You were relieved this moment was over.

You were about to head to Suga’s room when you heard the voices across the tiny hallway getting louder. You walked up close to the door to hear what Jin and Jinijn’s mom were saying.

“You fucking bitch! I haven’t seen him in 3 years!” you heard Jin yell.

“I don’t trust you with him! After what you’ve done to me, after what you’ve done to your members, why the fuck should I risk trusting you with my child?!?” you heard the lady scream back”

Despite them screaming, Jin’s room must have been pretty sound proof. You needed to lean onto the door to better hear what they were saying.

“Your child?!? He’s my son too! The last thing I would do is hurt someone I love!”

“I like the arrangement we have so far. I don’t want to change it”

“What fucking arrangement? How is what we have a fucking arrangement? Me throwing money at you without getting to see my son is a fucking arrangement to you?!? I get that I don’t have a lot of chances to see him, but c’mon, you know you’re being a piece of shit about this. The last few times I wanted to see him, you ended up making excuse to not show up! I want time with my boy. I don’t want this shit you pulled last time, where I set up a whole weekend to be with him and you only let me see him for 3 hours, while you were with us. He didn’t leave your fucking side for 2 seconds. He barely had time to get used to me again!”

“How do you expect me to fucking trust you?!?”

“Look! I haven’t laid a finger on my baby before. If I haven’t done it before, why the fuck would I do it now? You and I both know that I am a good father and I want to continue being one.”

“Good father my ass! If you truly loved your son, you would have quit your shit! You would have also quit being an idol! If you were a good father you’d drop what you can so that you can be with him more often!”

You heard a loud slap.

Jin spoke up, “Fuck you! We both know that I chose the right path. Being an idol was what I continued doing for all of us! Sure it was hard at first, but its finally paying off now. Because of me you two have a place to live. Because of me you two have food. You’re lucky I don’t have a lot of time because if I did, I would be the one raising Jinjin. I would have kicked your ass out a long time ago. Stop being a bitch and stop putting all the blame on me!”

“You know what? Fine! Let’s go ask Jinjin if he really wants to sleep over!”

You heard them both heading to the door and you froze. You didn’t move back until the door swung open and you saw them walking out.

You stumbled back, moving to the other side of the hall. You caught Jin giving you the same death stare he had given Jimin. You shut your mouth and moved your vision to the lady passing you.

She was a cute lady, around your height. She looks around your age. Probably a bit older than you, but a bit younger than Jin.

When Jinjin’s mother saw you, she gave you a tiny smile, making a sad attempt to hide one side of her face. Because you heard what had happened, it was obvious she was the one that got slapped.

They then passed you, walking to the living room. Once they were out of sight, you stealthily ran to the kitchen to try and continue eavesdropping. You did your best to pretend like you were making some food for yourself.

You were able to overhear Jin and Jinjin’s mother talking to Jinjin.

“Jinjin, do you want to stay the night here with your dad?” the tone of her voice expression that she was going to be disappointed if Jinjin said no.

“umm, umm” 

“Don’t you want to stay here with me Jinjin. We’ll have so much fun! We can stay up late tonight. We can play video games with uncle Tae and watch movies an play with all the Mario toys I bought you, We can even eat whatever you want!” Jin was really pulling all the stops to get Jinjin to stay the night.

The little boy gave the cute smile his father gave him, and jumped into Jin’s arms saying “I want to stay with daddy!”

In defeat, his mother gave Jinjin a kiss goodnight. She went to the door and handed Jin the boy’s things for the night. After their quick goodbye, you heard Jin tell his son to continue playing while he went to put his things in the bedroom. You heard footsteps getting closer, expecting them to go towards the bedrooms. Instead you heard them coming into the kitchen. You felt someone grab your wrist tightly. You were violently swung around to find Jin towering over you.

Please enjoy this ridiculous collection of illustrations from the Doctor Who Cookbook

Illustrations by Gail Bennett, 1985. I’m gonna do my favourites first cause THERE’S A LOT. Like, a good 80 ridiculous drawings of Doctors 1-6 and companions and enemies and whatnot.

And uhh… Probably… content warning for cannibalism? And a lot of disturbing things if you stop to think about it??

I had to start with this one cause SIX IS LITERALLY COOKING SOUP IN A CYBERMAN HEAD!!

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The truth around Fluttering India

So fluttering India has started already and it seems alright. BUT, one thing disturbed me a lot and that was the portrayal of the kpop scene in India. tbh,i was disheartened to see suho and minho roaming around the gateway of India inquiring people if they knew what kpop was. Well, fellas guess what INDIA does know bout it and our idols would have noticed dat too if the fans were not restricted and allowed to meet them. what u see is  one girl meeting the idols,what i recall is fans crying in distance bec. they were restricted. AND to hell with the reports saying India has only 300 fans.more like 300,300 fans.props to the girl justifying that Mumbai alone has 2000+ kpoppers.

The following is an open letter from the admins of indian kpop fanclub. I found it on soompi comments uploaded by user boice22 -

Feb 5, 2015

Hi guys! This is the true story of what happened at the airport! Please try and spread it!!

From the admins of India Korea Friends, Mumbai (IKFM)

For the record, we are an independent group of a little more than 300 members. (that is Mumbai, Maharashtra, and neighboring states)

There is lot of conjecture going around about what happened at the airport relating to the arrival of KYULINE.
Here is our account of the matter.
When we found out about Kyuline first coming to India to shoot for Fluttering India, we all were very excited. And when it was announced that they were going to be in our very own Mumbai, we went crazy. A few sites reported they would arrive on 5th, and a few 2nd of Feb.
So we started planning fan projects. We made this page for that very purpose. We didn’t have much time to plan anything.
And then we got the news that the PD did not want us to be there at the airport to welcome the idols. That we couldn’t give them gifts, that if we saw them shooting, we should just behave like we did not know who they were. Yes we were told to stay away from the airport. The message was passed on to almost every Indian kpop fan pages through various sources. It was said that the production team is here to shoot for Fluttering India and the shooting process would be disrupted if fans were on the scene. And that if they saw fans on the scene they would stop the shooting and move on to another location.
For a fandom that has waited for years to be acknowledged on the world Kpop map, this was the most devastating news for fans all over the country. However we decided to be patient as we were hoping this is just the start of Kpop stars coming to India. We did not know the concept of the show, but seeing the description on the various websites, it was said the idols would interact with the locals. Aren’t we locals?
A couple of days before they actually arrived there was lots of misinformation going around about the idols flight details. There was even a post by another fan page K-pop India Fans quote “The Idols will be arriving in Aurangabad airport… The flight from Incheon to Aurangabad takes about 6hrs n 57 mins… We wish the Boiz safe and pleasant flight… And may their stay in India be enjoyable and memorable.”

We got the news on 1st Feb 2015 afternoon, that the idols were arriving anytime that night or morning. By then we were getting questions from everywhere whether we would be going to welcome them or not. The younger members wanted to go. There were fans from out of town who were waiting for confirmation so they could come to Mumbai. By evening an international fan had tweeted that Kyuline had left from Seoul on their way to Mumbai. We arrived at the airport from 9p.m onwards. By then an international fan had tweeted that Kyuline had left from Seoul on their way to Mumbai.
The kids checked the arrivals screen every half an hour. Somewhere close to the morning, a fan from Singapore tweeted that they are at Changi airport. We then knew they were going to arrive around 11.a.m on 2nd feb 2015.
At the time of arrival, there were 20 fans, including fans that are not in our fangroup. There were hardly any flights arriving so there wasn’t much crowd at the airport. We stood at the barricade. We weren’t noisy. The kids had their camera’s out. That’s when the PD walked around behind us, saw us, called us to her, and said we could not be there. We were being asked to leave.
With all due respect, the PD was not rude to us. There were 2 interpreters present. One a Korean lady who was very cooperative, and an Indian man who was very rude. The Pd spoke in Korean and this was being translated by the interpreters. We assured the Pd that the kids would not disrupt the shoot. We asked the kids to put away their cameras and anything else they had to show they were kpop fans, and they complied. One of the fans was wearing a KyuHyun Tshirt. The Indian male interpreter, very rudely pointed to her, and said “That Tshirt, that will not do. Take off the tshirt. All of you take off the Tshirts.” Those were his exact words. Did he expect us to roam around topless? This was when the fans anger started to rise. And some started arguing with them. We calmed them down. We were then asked to delete the posts on our page where we informed our fans that the PD did not want us to come to the airport. And also not to post any pictures of the arrivals, till after they left the country. We were also informed that there could be an opportunity to meet the idols at the time of departure and that we would be informed about it.
Then we were told to spread around the barricade and not look like fans but pretend we were waiting for someone. We did as told. There were Korean security guys roaming behind us. Some did peer over our shoulder to look if we were filming with our phones. But they did not ask to check our phones, nor did they check our bags as reported by some sites. We wouldn’t have let that happen. They were very decent and did not even speak to us.
KYuline stepped out of the doors. Choi Minho looked around with disbelief. His expression showed he was wondering as to where the fans were. The others too looked like they didn’t expect this. They walked out to the exit towards the car park and that was the last we seen of them. Most of the fans broke down crying.
We read that the PD said that we met with the idols and got autographs. That is an absolute lie. We did not get to within 20 feet of them. The fans who met them were not a part of our group at the airport and they met them at restaurants around the city. Their posts are all over twitter.

Later in the day, when one of our members posted on her own timeline on facebook to vent out her frustration about the event, someone took a screenshot and put it up on social media sites, and it went viral. The contents of her post was used out of context and misinterpreted. She never said our phones or bags were checked. “The crew was looking into our phones to see if we had the cameras on or not.” By that she meant they were looking over our shoulders.
This is an absolute honest account of what went on at the airport.
We decided to shut down this page because it was pointless to have a fan project page if there was not going to be any.
We are back to clarify what happened as the rumours are getting out of hand and this incident is being blown out of proportion.
We haven’t been asked by anyone to make this post. We are doing this of our own accord to set the record straight.