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anonymous asked:

What if Tyki had facial hair?

This is why he doesn’t let his stubble grow.

Commissions!!

After so long of wanting to, I’ve finally opened commissions!! I really need this right now since my mom recently had me put in my two weeks notice at work, so my last day is the 30th and I need some form of income until I get a new job.

So!! I’ve opened commissions! Details are here on my art blog~ Thank you in advance to anyone!!!!

ambrose-asylum-ft-mitch  asked:

Happy birthday ❤️ (I love your blog)

sorry to my potter followers but today is the final day of activity for the skam fandom… so you’re just going to have to either put up with my skam spam for the next 24 hours or blacklist… or unfollow if it gets too much, i guess….. sorry again

Shout Out

So, I hit 7,000 followers this week and so I wanted to make a few honorable mentions and why they mean so much to me and this blog. Here we go. 

I’m going to start with @laviette 

  • Romi is my Kihyun, and she is incredible
  • She is so pure and supportive of Monsta X and she needs to be protected from this world I swear
  • So, this gem has been really amazing recently as she has been reading my Changki one shots before I’m posting them next month
  • She is Changki trash like me
  • Literally is the reason I got the confidence to start writing Changki content 
  • Changki July is dedicated to her
  • Her messages always make me smile, I mean it
  • She is so kind hearted and soft and if anyone is ever mean to her I wiLL FITE
  • She has done selfie tags before now and I’m not kidding she is actually stunning 
  • I need her secrets
  • She has actually written a few Kihyun one shots on her blog that I have read and loved so you should all go and check those out
  • She loves Monsta X and I lover her
  • Support Laviette
  • She is my fave

Okay so my next victim is @molberto

  • She is my favorite nun
  • She’s pure and innocent and sweet and again if anyone is mean to her I wilL FITE
  • Voldemort is out child (don’t ask)
  • We’ve met through skype/ facetime kind of thing and like, she’s so amazing?? I can’t?? 
  • She’s beautiful and her accent is so cute ok
  • She never fails to make me laugh
  • I am useless and don’t message her a lot sometimes but she still puts up with me and I just-
  • SO SOFT
  • She makes the most amazing fanart
  • One time, she drew me once and honestly I nearly fell over it was amazing
  • She is the kindest person and you should all go and follow her and support her 
  • Support Molberto
  • She is honestly one of the most amazing people you will ever meet

My final mention is going to go to @stitch-xiu-up

  • We know each other in real life, we’re best friends. She knows all my secrets, please don’t #expose me
  • One time, we went to see Block B together and I think it’s the best day of my life and I spent it with my best friend
  • Aside from being incredible she also tortures me on a daily basis
  • That awkward moment when Yixing wrecks you and stitch is there to mAKE IT WORSE 
  • STOP SENDING ME YIXING DANCING TO ARTIFICIAL LOVE CHOREO (but plz don’t)
  • She has no mercy
  • But she’s also the kindest person on the planet, she would do pretty much anything for anyone, she’s pure when she wants to be
  • Her writing is #goals and I will fite anyone that says otherwise
  • An actual queen
  • I am a certified stitich-xiu-up enthusiast 
  • She is my Hufflepuff friend and I am a Slytherin
  • Slytherfuff is an accurate representation of our friendship to be honest
  • She looks like a cinnamon roll and she is a cinnamon roll
  • I’m the Chanyeol to her Baekhyun
  • She goes from 000.1 to 100 real quick
  • Literally goes from “I don’t understand *insert obvious innuendo joke here*” to “he’s daddy af” 
  • She is the reason I still run this blog to be honest, she’s such support and I love

Okay so that’s the end of this before it gets too cute. I love everyone else as well, especially those that I talk to, it’s just that I know these ppl are a really important part of this blog and I wouldn’t be where I am without them to be honest. I can’t believe y’all put up with my shit to be honest. 

Thank for standing by me. I love. Bye. 

Surprise! I’m super gay!

ERERI FIC TAGLIST

Please reblog and use this version of the tags list - it will be regularly updated.

Note: If a certain tag doesn’t work, it’s because there are no fics in it, so send a request!

LENGTH
Under5k
Under10k
5k+
10k+
25k+
50k+
100k+
150k+
200k+
Completed
Ongoing
Oneshot
Chaptered
Slowbuild

UNIVERSE
All AU
Alpha/Beta/Omega AU
Apocalypse AU - zombies
Canon Era - canon divergence, post-canon, reincarnation, titan levititans
Fantasy AU - fairy tales, merpeople,
Historical AU - WW1, WW2, medieval
Hybrid AU
ModernAU - college/university, highschool, roommates
Paranormal AU - demons, ghosts
Soulmates AU -
Supernatural AU - angels, vampires, werewolves.

OCCUPATION/HOBBIES
Actor
Artist
Babysitter
Barista
Criminal - delinquent - gangs - mafia
Dancer
Doctor
Fashion
Gamer
Homeless
Military
Model
Nurse
Policeman - detectivefbi
Royalty
Sex Work
Sports - baseball, cricket, football, martial arts, swimming, tennis
Student
Teacher
Vet
YouTuber

DYNAMIC
Age Difference - DILF, Older Eren, teacher/student, sugar daddy
Arranged Marriage
Enemies to Lovers
Established Relationship
Fake/Pretend Relationship
Friends to Lovers
Marriage - proposal
Long Distance Relationship
Online Relationship
Parenthood - single father
Polyamory

FLUFF
All fluff
Cuddling
Happy Ending
Pining 
Sharing A Bed

ANGST
All angst
Abuse
Alcohol
Anorexia
Anxiety
Break-Ups
Bulimia
Bullying
Cheating
Death
Depression
Disabilities - blind, deaf, mute
Drugs - addiction
Homeless
Hurt/Comfort
Jealousy
Mental Health
Murder
PTSD - trauma
Sad Ending
Self-harm
Smoking
Suicide - attempted suicide, suicidal thoughts
Therapy
Unrequited

SMUT
All smut
Asphyxiation/Choking
BDSM
Blow Jobs
Bondage
Daddy Kink
Deepthroating
Dirty Talk
Dominant Eren
Dominant Levi
Frottage
Friends With Benefits
Hand Jobs
Masturbation - mutual masturbation
One Night Stand
Punishment
Sex - 3dmg sexcamp sex, phone sex, public sex,  rough sex, skype sexsleeping bag sex
Sexting
Spanking - whipping
Threesome
Voyeurism

MISC
Crossover - Gender SwapParties - Party Games - PunkSleepwalking -

anonymous asked:

do you know any good altean!lance and galra!keith fics??

ohhhkayyy, god damn, like tumblr crashed on me as I was like 3 fics away from finishing this so I had to like start all over, like rip me.

and, I don’t have many altean lance fics so most of this is galra Keith and pretty much all angsty. I tried to find some less angsty ones, I don’t know how well I succeeded xD.

Note: I’ll be starting weekly fic recs in April. just and fyi~


Warmth by Rahar_Moonfire

Summary: Lance is Allura’s younger brother. During the mission to retrieve the Red Lion from Galra hands, he gets captured. His guard is a curious Galra halfbreed named Keith who may just be his ticket to freedom. He’s a bit small for an alpha, but Lance is sure he can handle it. A little flirting never hurt anyone after all. The fact Keith is good looking for a Galra and those ears wiggle (so cute!) doesn’t influence this decision. Nope. Not one bit.
Series: 4 Works
            Work 1 WC: 61497 (19/19)
            Work 2 WC: 111883 (32/32)
            Work 3 WC: 133875 (42/42)
            Work 4 WC: 71480 (21/?)
Notes: THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY FIC I HAVE WITH ALTEAN!LANCE AND GALRA!KEITH. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. gahgldfkjhsa;d, ok so this is just an amazing series, some nsfw tossed in btw, youve been wared. but over all, i just love this series so much and i need to like catch really bad… i didnt know work3 or 4 even existed… >.< 11/10

Echoes of the Past by Gigapoodle

Summary: It was his fault. He shouldn’t have retreated – he should have ran after them, Galra forces be damned, and ripped the red paladin right out of his weaponized hands, shooting the commander dead on the spot.But he hadn’t. Lance stood there, frozen with adrenaline and fear, before backing out with tears in his eyes, justifying it to himself by saying, ‘he won’t get far, we can easily get him back once I have Voltron with me.’He’d forgotten they didn’t have Voltron. He’d forgotten that without Keith, Voltron was nothing.Keith is Galra. Keith is gone. Keith is Galra. Keith is gone.
WC: 28197
Notes: -hands over some tissues- here you will need these. 100/10

I Was Born A Lion by spectralPhobia

Summary: After Keith discovers he is part Galra and Red lion rejects him, there’s only one way he can make himself useful: to join Galra and try to wreck them from the inside, while figuring out a relationship with a guy who turns out to be his biological father.
A comic about one stubborn man’s self-discovery, the challenges of spying, everyone in team Voltron being BAMF, and the universe that needs saving, as usual.
WC: comic, so no words counted by AO3 (11/?)
Notes: Galra Keith because Thace is some kinda of scientist? Uhm yes please. 10/10

your claws in me by burlesquecomposer

Summary: “Oh trust me. When I’m done with you, I won’t be able to stop laughing,” Lance says lowly, and his lips curl farther, and there’s something wild in his stare, and it hits Keith suddenly.This isn’t Lance.
Lance falls under the control of Zarkon’s Druids, and although his friends manage to get him back, nothing is quite the same. Maybe the Galra succeeded after all. Maybe the Galra merely wanted to tear Team Voltron apart from the inside.
WC: 49072 (12/12)
Notes: Rip Lance tbh, this is like really angsty and my heart breaks for Lance. but yes, galra keith is there to save the day~ 10/10

This House Unfinished by boyghosts

Summary: “Concept,” Lance said, his voice heavy and gutted with the ache of it; he caught Keith’s gaze and smiled wide, for show. “The war’s over. We’re back home. All the things we love in one place.”Lance keeps losing the things he’s built. Then there’s Keith.
WC: 30776
Notes: -cackles- have some tissues my friend 100/10

Dancing Lion, Painted Wings by genericfanatic

Summary: Years after peace has been made between the Galran and Altean kingdoms, The witch Haggar comes for vengeance. The young symbol of peace, the half-galran, half-altean Prince Kalor is lost. His aunt, Princess Allura, and his bodyguard, Shiro, are heartbroken.10 years later, an orphan named Keith sets out on his own, trying to find the key to his past. All he has to help him is a small figurine with a cryptic message, a friendly engineer, a technician and her friendly robot, and a cocky con man with a mysterious, yet familiar past.
WC: 35154 (14/14)
Notes: the anastasia au everyone talks about. and like galtean keith gives me life, but conman Lance gives me more. 10/10

It Takes a Village by Zemmiphobia

Summary: One decision by an injured soldier changes not only the fate of the universe, but the fate of her young son.
WC: 18010 (6/6)
Notes: Smol Keith is like my fav, hes so cute in this. and Ulaz being a dad just heals my heart, like bless. 11/10

Ashes, Ashes by vagrantBreath

Summary: Everyone knew their kitten was destined for something greater.No one guessed it was Voltron.
WC: 26639 (20/20)
Notes: Keith raised by the BoM technically makes him Galra right? xD Hahah no, he does have ties, but yeah i love this, hes a sheltered little shit and its great. 9/10

Purple Marks and Bleeding Heart by TeaParade

Summary: Mark #223-code-violet, Lance’s newest job, is not what the sniper signed up for when he joined team Voltron, a specialist group designed to take out the universe’s worst of the worst. This mark shouldn’t be any different from the other Galra, but he is. And Lance is having a very hard time.
WC: 52377 (12/?)
Notes: Sniper Lance and Galra Keith. literally one of my fav pairings. like straight up (tho nothing about this is straight in any sense really) 11/10

To See Blue Skies by BoyBitingDemon

Summary: He scoffed as he watched the fight below, the crowds going wild at the two fighters in the arena. They had such poor taste for entertainment these days.He heard a small sound of amusement from the one sitting next to his standing form, ever vigilant.“As if you were any better your first time in the arena.” They murmured under their breath, a small smile sneaking onto their face, pupiless gold eyes focused on the fight below, but their attention solely on the person standing guard next to him.“I must have have been somewhat impressive to catch the eyes of a certain prince now wasn’t I?"The prince snuck a glance towards the taller, whose face was hidden behind the helmet they wore."You caught a lot more than just my eye that’s for sure.”
WC: 5947 (4/?)
Notes: i,, just love this fic? Like Galra Prince Keith and Champion Lance, you can’t really get much better than this. 10/10

If Only I Could Cry TheSlytherinMudblood

Summary: Galra biology differs from human biology in many ways. For example, Galra are purple. They have yellow eyes. The mammalian ones are able to purr.They also lack tear ducts.
WC: 586
Notes: this is short and sweet (read angsty sorry not sorry) 8/10

The Master of Disguise by NireYllek

Summary: “Wait, what that doesn’t make any sense.” Hunk protested.Pidge shook her head with a tsk. “It does if one of us is disguised as Allura.”Pidge flashed a smirk in Lance’s direction. “I’m sorry, why are you looking at me?” Lance protested. Something in Keith’s brain clicked, he looked at Lance and then at the Princess.Put a little make up on him, a wig, and a dress and he could- OH my god.
WC: 33596 (6/6)
Notes: Tbh, this made me giggle so much. Lance dressed as Allura and Keith and his gay awakening™ just give me life ok. 10/10

how to protect mercy

despite “protect your healers” being a common mantra in the ow fanbase i feel like sometimes people arent exactly sure how to do it? so anyways coming from a mercy main here are my tips

 1. try playing mercy for yourself at least once, just to get a feel for what its like. if you find a match where people are targeting you to keep you from using your rez you’ll understand 

 2. keeping an eye on the rest of your teammates is a pretty good idea in a team game, but especially keep an eye on mercy because her only movement ability relies on having a nearby teammate to escape to. dont let mercy get cut off from the rest of the team and she’ll love you forever

 3. watch out for tracer, genji and roadhog especially. theyre especially hard for mercy to escape / skirmish with and tend to target her 

 4. if mercy is tethered to you, you can see her health bar. you dont need to babysit her, but if youre walking along/shooting at some far away enemies who arent immediately a danger to you and you see her health going down, turn around and kill the person attacking her 

 5. if she says “i need healing!!” a bunch and she’s the only healer its probably because she’s being spawn camped / attacked / is unable to get back to the rest of the team anyways these are really basic but the point is no one is asking u to babysit your mercy, but because she has such a powerful healing stream, she only has 1 ability in her toolkit (as opposed to other heroes with 2-3) and it isn’t an attack or even a method of self defence, it’s 100% to escape. 

so dont be a dick ?? if you have a mic/team chat, ur mercy will appreciate it if you just say “hey come to me if youre being attacked and ill protect you” and theyll love you forever. its a team game thats supposed to be fun for everyone so just do your best, be considerate & love ur healers 

sincerely ur friendly neighbourhood mercy main

The Beast screamed inside Vimes. It screamed that no one would blame him for doing the hangman out of ten dollars and free breakfast. Yeah, and you could say a swift stab now was the merciful solution, because every hangman knew you could go the easy way or the hard way and there wasn’t one in the country that’d let something like Carcer go the easy way. The gods knew the man deserved it…

…but young Sam was watching him, across thirty years.

When we break down, it all breaks down. That’s just how it works. You can bend it, and if you make it hot enough you can bend it in a circle, but you can’t break it. When you break it, it all breaks down until there’s nothing unbroken. It starts here and now.

He lowered the sword.

—  Night Watch, Terry Pratchett