Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK ME THIS. Dorian Havilliard is the love of my life, my husband and my princeling. I will love him forever and would legit go through a wyrdgate to Rifthold for him. Let me break this down:
Cute: “She haunted his thoughts, made him wish to do grand and wonderful things in her name” - this literally makes my heart skip
Adorable: I mean he got Celeana a puppy, brought her books and chocolate and cheered her up when she was on her period
Pretty: I love how much care he takes in looking good. In EOS when they were going through a freakin swamp he made sure that his clothes stayed perfectly clean and that his hair didn’t fall out of place!!
Gorgeous: see below, NEED I SAY MORE
“Dorian Havilliard smiled at her. It was a polished smile, and reeked of court-trained charm. Sprawled across the throne, he had his chin propped by a hand, his golden crown glinting in the soft light. On his black doublet, an emblazoned gold rendering of the royal wyvern occupied the entirety of the chest. His red cloak fell gracefully around him and his throne.
Yet there was something in his eyes, strikingly blue—the colour of the waters of the southern countries—and the way they contrasted with his raven-black hair that made her pause. He was achingly handsome, and couldn’t have been older than twenty”
LORD MERCY: AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF WE KNOW THAT THIS BOY IS AMAZING IN BED. LIKE 11/10
Hey, I’m Tom
Sorry, this is one of the few photos of me on my phone🤷🏻♂️😂.
I’m a little obsessed with the OHC and everything Julian Koster does.
I play trumpet and singing saw(ish) and am currently trying to finish writing a podcast pilot. Happy Platypus Eve y'all!
Chrissie’s obsession with her “real” father. Her dad is the one who raised her, gave her everything she could want. I don’t think screwing your mother once thirty odd years ago makes this stranger a dad. Biologically, yes. Anything more? Absolutely not.
“Returning to your family and where you came from, and your history… this is what makes you strong. It’s not looking out that’s going to do that—it’s looking in… Joanne is a progression for me” — Lady Gaga
“A squirrel, Ratatosk, lives in the branches of the world-tree. It takes gossip and messages from Nidhogg, the dread corpse-eater, to the eagle and back again. The squirrel tells lies to both of them, and takes joy in provoking anger.” ― Neil Gaiman, Norse Mythology