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Some hilarious writing prompts

Alright so a few days ago I decided to look for some hilarious text posts on tumblr and I laughed so much I just had to write some prompts! (is possible to be customized)
(Send me requests with 1/1+ prompt/s. I write about a lot of fandoms and also a lot of different things : one shots/scenarios/imagines/headcanons/chats/conversations/aesthetics/alomst anything) REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

*1. Do I look like I give a fuck?
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*2. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my compassionate and forgiving nature! HOw dare you.
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*3. Me? Overreacting? Probably.
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4. I used to be passive aggressive, but now I’m aggressively passive. Don’t mess with me kiddo. I’ll be right here. I’ll fucking forgive you.
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5. A: Whar are you doing?
B: Avoiding.
A: Avoiding what?
B: Everything.
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*6. This was impulsive. Probably shouldn’t have done it. WHO CARES?
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*7. You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time.
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8. A: It’s okay, I’m not mad.
    A (5 mins later): Actually? You can go to Hell.
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9. I hate people who get personally offended when I’m in a bad mood, likeI’m not mad at you Susan (name), I’m mad at the world!
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10. A to A: Bitch, if you actually applied yourself in like…anything, you’d be dangerous ,damn my lazy ass.
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11. I don’t know what I’m feeling, but there’s a lot of it.
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12. Not to dictate your life, but drop your shitty friends.
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13. That sounds like responsibility and I want no part in it.
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14. Why am I better than everyone? Jesus, life’s hard.
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15. A: How do you make someone holy?
B: You beat the hell out of them.
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16. A: I’m amazed of how insignificant we actually are.
B: Not me, I’m important.
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17. If anyone can do it, then someone who isn’t me can do it.
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18. In the old days of one week ago things were different. Now look at us - slightly older than we were back then, other clothes and such.
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19. I’m not going to claim that I know everything, I’m simply going to act like it.
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*20. You have to “see it to believe it”, so as long as I’m not looking I don’t have to believe in anything.
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21. I’m visualising a powerful mystical energy at the moment.
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22. If I don’t learn anything from my mistakes then I don’t have to consider them mistakes in the first place.
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23. Why the hell is there always this one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder? No offence though.
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24. A: If you ever feel stupid, or weak, or powerless, just remember that I, am not.
B: THanks.
A: You’re welcome.
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25. I wanna do dirty stuff with you like farming.
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26. A: What are you reading?
B: 10 tips for beutiful hair the Government doesn’t want you to know.
A: wHAT the fuck?
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27. A: I’m tired of these constant near-death experiences.
B: (opinional) don’t be a whiny bitch, bitch.
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28. Man, how many eye contact until date?
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29. God has a favourite comedy tv series and it’s called “my life”.
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30. Sometimes all you can say is “yikes” and then just on the fuck on.
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31. Why is everyone having their mid-life crisis at like 19?
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32. It’s a beutiful day to give me money, honey.
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33. Women aren’t complicated, you’re just dumb.
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34. Well this social situation isn’t going the way I acted it out in the shower.
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35. No offence, but my favourite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful.
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36. I’m actually pretty cool if you give me like 5 tries to get it right.
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37. Today I’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic.
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38. Be prapared to add a cute emoji next to my name in your contacts list because you’re gonna love me.
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*39.A: Babe, I’m not grabbing your boob, I’m grabbing your heart.
B: That’s my right boob though.
A: Babe.
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40.Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
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41.What makes me feel like a failure the most is when I can’t remember the answet to a Harry Potter trivia question.
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42.I hate it when I’m really nice…And then people are just not that nice? Like what the fuck.
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43.Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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*44.Is your name candle? Because I wanna blow you.
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*45. So, was that just awkward eye contact, or were we checking eachother out?-

46.You know, having feelings is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch.
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47.My turn ons? Well I don’t know, maybe some fucking common sense.
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48.I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I’m actually angrier.
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49.I ship me and that boat.
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50.Listen. I did mean to make you upset and I do think your opinions are shit. But you’re still my friend so it’s okay.
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51.Because my two moods are like glitter and death.
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*52.My kink is closing the fucking bathroom door, because no one wants to see you fucking pee!
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53.If I go to Hell I’m gonna constantly torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or is it just me.
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54.Oh my God are you seeing this shit?
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55.Graduated top of my class from Hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery.

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56.A (shows up at your door 10 years after we had an argument): aND ANOTHER THING

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57.I’ll betray all of you in the Hunger Games.

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58.Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend, the dawing realization that I fucked up real bad.

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59.I’m a screamer. Not sexually, just life in general.

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60.I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.

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61.Tell me I’m cute or something, so I can roll my eyes at you, but then blush when I think about it later.

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62.You know when your hair is greasy and it makes you feel so bad about yourself? And your entire life. Everything is awful because my hair is greasy.

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63.True love is having a crush even when he got a haircut you know.

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64.Emotions? You know, I just push my tear back into my eye and tell it “Not now, you little bastard!”.

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65.Are we gonna hold hands, or what?

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66.My soul leaving my body, but with one of those slide whistle sound effects.

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67.A: I love you.

B: What if I got a bowl cut?

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68.I should really stop planning my future around being rich or famous…but I can’t.

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69.I’m aggressively thibking about having sex with you and trying to keep a straight face at the same time. Do you know hOW hard that is?

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70.My opinion is no.

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71.Did you fall from heaven, because so did Satan.

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72.What to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch.

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73.Which is messier - my life or my hair?

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74.How can you face the problem when the problem is your face?

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75.Sometimes I wonder what it feels like to know wHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

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76.Read a girl who dates books.

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77.My hands are cold let me put them in your pants.

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78.I’m sorry, you must be at least level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

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79.My therapist once told me that I have this obsession with seeking revenge…we’ll see about that.

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80.You have lips, I have lips…interesting.

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81.Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?

/PART TWO/ PART THREE /

One of the things I love about Black Paladin Lance is that there are so many possibilies for how he becomes the Black Paladin.  Here are just a few ideas I’ve had:

  • Allura brings up the fact that they’ll need a new Black Paladin and Lance immediantly steps up.  He was the leader pre-voltron so it’s only natural, really.  
    • This can also go many ways.
    • Keith freaks the fuck out at Lance because um, hello?  There’s no way Lance would make a good leader, he’s reckless and talks them all into messes all the time.  Not to mention the fact Shiro said he should be the leader, Keith isn’t going to go against Shiro’s words
      • Lance points out that Keith is just as reckless as Lance is, expect Keith is at his most reckless in battle so it’s not a really good idea for Keith to be the leader.  He also mentions that of course Shiro picked Keith for the leader, if Keith’s really that blind to favourism he’s an idiot.  Shiro barely looks at Lance, Hunk, or Coran.  
      • The dispute quickly tears the group apart.  Coran and Hunk are for team Lance, Allura (and techinally Shiro) are team Keith
      • Pidge could go either way, on one hand she could go for Keith because 1. She trusts Shiro, and 2. She too doesn’t really notice how good a leader Lance is cause that the type of leader Lance is.  Shiro’s a very obvious leader, he stands above the others (both literally and figuritively) and is helps pull others up.  He’s not entitled but his energy basically screams follow me.  Lance isn’t like that, he’s the type of leader that will stand in front of you when there’s consequences or danger, but outside that he’s standing with you or behind you and pushing you to be your best.  So Pidge just sort of didn’t notice she followed his lead in the garrison.
      • Or Pidge could be Team Lance because she did notice 
      • Personally i perfer Pidge being Team Keith and then realizing very quickly she made the wrong choice
      • Lance quickly notices that they’re not getting anywhere arguing about it so he relents (very much ‘fine, whatever, you lead voltron, have fun with that!’ and storms off).  Which, ironically, just further proves he’s better black paladin material
      • Keith becomes the Black Paladin, Lance the Red, Coran the Blue (they need Allura in the castle), Pidge and Hunk remain as they are
      • Keith leads and he’s not terrible at it he’s just not all that good and he doesn’t have time to learn and Lance has to do a lot of back seat leading because Keith just doesn’t understand their strengths and weaknesses, is trying to hard to channel Shiro and becoming a pretty big dick (Shiro’s in a different position, he was already their upperclassman, Keith is techinally meant to be on their level but acting like an upperclassman and it’s pissing everyone off), he’s no help in statergy meetings, and he runs off by himself in battle all the fucking time
        • Lance starts having to shout ‘switch’ during battles beause it’s a better system than arguing with Keith.  He goes off at the guy whenever he runs off.  He ends up having to explain Keith’s half baked ideas.  He’s basically the leader without the black lion and he is so sick of Keith’s shit.  Red is too and they bitch and moan about it together.  Black and Keith don’t talk.
      • And despite all this the only person to come around and think Lance should be their leader is Pidge, Allura is still very, very sure Lance is not a good idea
      • Until she actually she’s him in action.  For whatever reason Lance is forced to pose as Voltron’s representative/Leader on a planet and Allura expects it to go terrible but it doesn’t.  Lance is still flirty and ridiculous but he’s able to sit down and be serious.  Maybe Keith pissed someone off and Lance has to talk Keith’s way out of jail, maybe he’s trying to convince them to help despite the danger it puts the planet in
      • Whatever it is he succeeds and when he comes back they have a whole new talk about who the leaders going to be.  Lance is given the role and the first thing he asks is if Keith is truly fine with that.  Que Keith feeling guilty because he expected Lance to be an asshole about it but nope
      • Lance is still immature and insists on making Voltron bow after distressing things, tells Pidge they can finally make Voltron dab and other such stuff but he’s serious side is out more often and everything goes amazingly with Voltron
    • OR: Keith doesn’t speak up.  Maybe he doesn’t think Lance will be the best leader but he doesn’t want to be the leader.  Allura’s still not very sure about it, but Coran and Hunk (and maybe Pidge) all insist it’s a good idea and no one else steps up so Lance becomes the black paladin
      • Everything goes really well.  Again, Lance is immature and a flirt but when the situation calls for it he’s as good and mature a leader as Allura and Shiro
      • Allura apologizes for misjudging me and Lance jokes about her finally falling for his charms in just a matter of time and Allura gets pissed and Lance laughs only to admit that it means a lot she said that
      • He doesn’t find out Keith was meant to lead until they’re saving Shiro.  Lance walks in the black lion behind him (his armour now black) and Shiro can’t make out who it is at first he just says something along the lines of ‘keith, i knew you’d come for me’ with a grin and Lance frowns and steps closer and says ‘i’m not keith dude, can you see okay?’ and shiro finds and his first reaction is to ask if Keith is okay, why isn’t he the black paladin? and Lance is starting to get pissed because seriously shiro?  is it so unlucky to him that Lance could be a leader?  But he sucks it up and answers everything calmly because he has a fucking person to save
      • Shiro doesn’t even think to thank him in all that goes on and Lance just gets really, really bitter
      • like he knows he shouldn’t be and all but he’s upset.  He’s been running on fumes for weeks making sure everyone else is healthy, coming up with plans with Allura and their allies, making those allies, and just all the stress of causing all the shots and now this.  He still manages to collect himself and put on a brave face but he has a short fuse these days, he’s on edge, and everyone is on edge because of it
      • the tension doesn’t help either, they’ve saved shiro but now what?  it’s not like shiro can just slip back into the place he had, he needs time to heal and readjust and everyone else needs time to readjust like they planned to save shiro but they never really planned past that
      • Things with Shiro and Lance just get worse.  Shiro doesn’t know how to treat a Lance who no longer has a hero complex, who knows he’s earnt his place and has a right to speak up against Shiro.  Shiro finds it weird enough that Lance is sitting in on all the meetings they’re having, let alone that he’s an active part of those meetings unlike the others who may listen but don’t really interact (thinking the BoM style planning, Lance was clearly listening in and looking for faults in their plans only to find none while the others weren’t paying as much attention)
      • It also doesn’t help that he doesn’t see the awesome leader Lance was because normally Lance is so much more patient.  He hears Lance ask why Keith didn’t tell him about Shiro’s wish and Keith admits he didn’t want to lead and Lance gets mad because this isn’t school anymore.  Someone can’t be your replacement because you don’t want to do something.  They get into an argument but that’s more or less the way they commicate, so what Lance says gets through to Keith it’s just not how Shiro would do things 
      • And that’s what it comes down to, really.  The fact Lance leads in a different way to Shiro.  He never once tried to be shiro because he know it wouldn’t work.  He’s a great leader in his own right, it’s just that shiro has a hard time seeing anyone elses training styles as right.
      • They end up having a heart to heart in Black.  Lance was chilling in his pilot chair sort of just sighing and trying to get it out of his system and Shiro showed up to reconnect with his lion and he stumbles upon Lance and Black like just talking.  And Shiro doesn’t get it because it was never that easy with him but that’s because they’re different people with different needs.  Lance needs to talk, Shiro doesn’t.  
      • So Lance and Black talk in a way only pilot and paladin can.  Shiro clears his throat and Lance ends up telling him how he feels (like the crystal seen with coran).  He tells Shiro how he’s just… he knows he’s going to be kicked to the back on the group again because thats what happened last time and he just isn’t happy about it because he’s made his spot on the team and now it’s falling through his fingers.  He admits he’s made Shiro was surprised Lance was the leader, like Lance knew Shiro didn’t notice him but it still hurt.
      • And Shiro feels like shit and they work through their problems like adults
  • OR: Lance doesn’t step forward as leader.  They’re in their lions about to go into battle but Keith… Keith can’t enter Black.  The lion once more has his particle barrier up and he won’t let Keith in.  
    • Lance, because he’s in red and feels its better he sit out than Keith, flies over to see if he can help.  Keith’s still trying to push in and Lance makes a joke about needing to knock (like he did with Blue) and it fucking works.  
    • Maybe they don’t realize at first cause Keith was also pushing at the barrier but Keith steps forward and Black doesn’t lower his head.  Instead the cat basically rolls his eyes and moves to lower his head and let Lance in
    • Lance is hella shell shocked and just sort of… walks in.  Like, okay then I guess I’m your paladin now?  ‘no shit kid lets go’ says black as Lance sits in his pilots chair and it just sorta happens
    • he rejoins the fight and everyones like ‘you got it working!  good job’ and Lance is like ‘well actually’
    • Hunk, Coran, and/or Pidge could be like ‘called it’ or everything could just be really confusing and tense until Black rolls his eyes again and tells Lance to just focus already holy fuck dude war zone
    • Things go swimmingly
  • OR: Allura annouces it has to be the blue paladin, always.  The Blue Lion is the only one with a qunsitence that will match the black lion and therefore they don’t have a choice, lance is the leader
    • Lance is thrilled at first and then not everyone else is
    • Hunk and Coran are so proud, as are the mice
    • Again, 50/50 on if Pidge is okay with this or not.  
    • Keith is not, he complains that Lance is nothing like Shiro (Lance argues that neither is Zarkon) and gets really uffy about it
    • Allura attempts that she’s not happy about it either but there’s not really anything they can do so they’ll have to stuck it up and deal with it
    • Their balant dislike of Lance pushes him to not be so proud.  He knows if they’re going to work as a team they’ll need to all accept him as a leader so he starts pushing himself way to hard
    • he also tries to be more like shiro, which really doesn’t work out for him
    • he’s not sure Black will accept him at first but the lion does only he refuses to commicate with Lance properly.  
    • Lance pushes himself too far in training, barely gets any sleep, and constantly gets into fights with Keith and Allura because he’s just looking out for them but fuck off lance, just because you’re the black paladin doesn’t mean you can order us around
    • his insecurities just get worse
    • he starts getting wreckless, not as a leader but as a person
    • he takes every hit he can for the others, stops eating almost entirely, stops talking as much etc.
    • Coran and Hunk notice but they don’t know what to do (Hunk’s used to calling up an older sibling or Lance’s mama for this but he can’t right now) but Allura and Keith are blissfully unaware.
    • Until Lance ends up in the healing pods because he pushed himself too far and Allura and Keith get mad at him for it and Lance just doesn’t have the energy to fight.  He ends up telling them to search for a new black paladin then, if they’re so against him he will back down the moment they find someone.  Maybe they’ll actually give that person a chance to be a leader
    • He doesn’t say it rudely or like they could never find another, he just says it plainly and then Hunk leads him to get some food.
    • Que Allura and Keith feeling like shit and realizing they really haven’t given Lance a chance.  Allura reviews it and wow, Lance is actually great in battle as the black lion.  In fact the biggest fuck ups are from Keith refusing to listen.  Keith has a good long think-and-stare-at-my-blade session
    • They both decide they do need to give Lance a chance, Lance doens’t exactly trust them at first but they try and everyone finds it fits rather well.  Lance starts to relax more now that Allura and Keith aren’t jumping on his every flaw.  Allura starts listening to him.  Keith starts following his orders
    • And they’re happy
    • For all of 5 minutes
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*Spoilers*

I’m dying! One of Ford’s notes in the Journal said “Figure out what a ‘silver fox’ is and why everyone keeps calling me one.” XD So, I made these little doodles. Sorry if they’re a little hard to read/see. It’s 4am, I’ll try to sketch something more decent next time. Lol.

Passionfruit | 2

“To you, matters of the heart have always been simple. You’ve always lived by three rules: you don’t do emotions, you don’t do attachment, and you don’t do love. That is, until you meet the enigma that is Kim Namjoon- a man who shakes your entire world upside down.”

pairing: namjoon x reader
genre: smut
wordcount: 7.1k

part one | two | three



You were used to judgment.

It came in many shapes and forms. Men’s roaming gazes as you walked past. The way guys would leer at you, objectifying you with their stares and their wolf whistles. You were used to coming face to face with judgment. 

People made assumptions about you and always had. Guys you slept with always approached you and you knew they had seen you and made a snap judgment about who you were. Girls who saw you narrowed their eyes and protectively put a hand on their boyfriends knees when you walked past. People saw you and decided that they knew who you were, you didn’t have a say in the matter. In their eyes you were already the slut, the loose one, the messy one, and nothing you could say or do would change that judgment call.

So it had been a surprise when you had met Namjoon’s eyes last week and seen no judgment there.

Keep reading

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sleepy sleepy sleepy

this was tangentially inspired by naked ambiton, is my first “fic” in approx 47593 years, is both my first ever check please fic and bitty/jack fic so here we go, also i’m always on mobile so i can’t do a read more sorry

At first, Jack is a little weird about his body.

He’s not ashamed of it, per se; it’s more that his relationship with his body is complicated. Jack works really hard. He needs his body to be strong and fast. He’s constantly naked around other people whose bodies are also strong and fast.

He just, you know, doesn’t really want people to look at him.

All Bitty does is look at him.

The first few times they have sex, it’s rushed in the dark. It’s always been a while since they’ve seen each other, Jack reasons. It’s always a lot of pent up longing and only a little time for romance. Jack likes the feeling of Bitty’s body againt his. They fit. He just doesn’t necessarily want Bitty to see it.

But Bitty’s always looking.

It’s mid-morning and Jack is trying to sleep in on a very rare day off. His curtains are a gauzy medium grey and they let in a gauzy medium light. Jack’s on his back, sheets pulled up to his navel. Bitty’s eyes are closed and his hand is tracing circles across Jack’s ribs.

“God, you’re beautiful,” Bitty murmurs, almost to himself. Jack feels his face warm. “Truly a masterpiece.”

Bitty trails his hand trails down Jack’s stomach, sliding the sheets out of the way. Jack tenses, a small thing, and Bitty’s fingers still.

“Hey, Jack,” Bitty says softly, eyes still closed. “Hey.”

Jack swallows. Says, “I, uh.” Stops.

Bitty’s fingers start moving again, slowly. He hums, waits for Jack to continue.

“I just don’t really.” Pauses. “Ah, I don’t.”

Gently, Bitty curls in a little closer to Jack, rests his forehead on Jack’s ribs.

“I don’t like the stretch marks,” Jack whispers, eyes squeezed shut. “They’re ugly”

Bitty hums again, softer this time. His fingers trip over the worst of them, right on Jack’s hips. They’re a faded silver now but Jack will always remember the angry red they were, stretched tight and deep. He tries very hard not to twitch away from Bitty’s fingers but God he wishes, fiercely that it was night again. He thinks Bitty’s eyes are open now, looking, and he wishes it was too dark to see.

“Jack,” Bitty whispers, “Honey, you’re perfect.”

Jack’s breath catches in his throat.

“You’re so perfect,” he says again. “Strong, because you need to be. You’re so strong and so capable and your body is everything but–but ugly.”

Bitty sounds almost offended on Jack’s body’s behalf and Jack can feel a small tear roll down his cheek. Both of Bitty’s hands are on him now, smoothing over Jack’s skin as he places tiny kisses across Jack’s ribs.

“You’re everything, Jack. You’re everything good in this world. No part of you is ugly.”

Jack can feel tears caught in his throat and he tries to swallow them down, drown them with big, steady gulps of air. One of Bitty’s arms is tucked under Jack’s back, the other across his stomach in a soft sideways hug. Jack snakes a hand down to hug Bitty closer to him. Takes another steadying breath.

“Now turn over so I can objectify you from a different angle.”

Jack snorts, caught a little off guard, and doesn’t let Bitty go as he flops over onto his stomach. Bitty is laughing, tangled under the mess of blankets and the heat of Jack’s body. When Bitty finally emerges, pink-faced from struggling, laughing and bright-eyed, Jack is grateful for the soft golden light filtering through the curtains.

Bts reaction to their s/o kissing them awake

Seokjin: You’d give Jin many little kisses all around his beautiful face after you woke up and found him still asleep. After just a few seconds he’d open his eyes and start smiling like a little kid on Christmas. “Ahhh Jagi, I love you so much!” he’d whisper in your ear and cuddle you while placing sloppy kisses all over your neck. 

“That was such a sweet way to wake me up, how about I make your day sweet too?”

Originally posted by yoongichii

Namjoon: You’d see Namjoon sleeping peacefully beside you. This beautiful image reminds you of how lucky you are to have him. You slowly start kissing him, a deep kiss full of love. Namjoon would wake up immediately and smirk into the kiss while sitting up and pulling you on top of him. The little make out session in the morning would  make him a little bit horny, so he stops you before it’s too late.

“Well… This was nice, baby but I really need to go. I love you we continue this later!”

Originally posted by choke-me-namjoon

Yoongi: Seeing Yoongi’s slow breath and his cute looks you’d start approaching him and lay your head on his chest. In his sleep Yoongi hugs you tight. You feel so loved, warm and secure that you give him your softest kiss that waked him up a little bit. Sleepy as fuck, Yoongi would kiss you back but then lay his head on your boobs using them as a pillow to keep on sleeping. You’d stroke his hair as you hear him mumble in his sleep.

“I love you”. 

Originally posted by kpoop

Hoseok: Hoseok would be super surprised as your sweet kiss wakes him up. You were already watching him for a while and seeing the time you realized that he needs to wake up. Being flustered Hobi starts laughing and kissing you back leading it to a little make out session that lasted about 10 minutes. Out of breath you two would stop to get ready.

“Ahhh, I really like mornings like these.”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Taehyung: Taehyung would be the most startled. Waking up confused as fudge he’d not kiss you back until he properly wakes up and realizes who the heck you are. After that he kisses your whole face giggling after every single kiss. He’d slowly move from your face to your neck and starts to please you right.

“Do you like that, y/n? I need to give you something back”

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jimin: This guy would be such a sweetheart, a real angel. Feeling your lips on his Jimin would his you back in his sleep until he finally wakes up and starts to cuddle you. After hugging you tight and warm, he pulls you into his lap and kisses you softly and deep while holding your face in his hands.

“I love you so much, do you know that?”

Originally posted by itschiminie

Jungkook: Jungkook is laying beside you, sleeping peacefully with his messy hair looking so breathtaking. Your kiss would wake him up instantly. Realizing where the heck he was and in which century he’d start giggling like a little girl and blushing hard which makes his face have a soft pink tone. He kisses you, still giggling.

“Why are you so incredibly cute?”

Originally posted by ultranicolet

aaaand I’m back hope you liked the reaction! btw i didn’t read it again so sorry if there are any mistakes, my creativity just starts working after 12 pm and I’m veryyy tired..

Just wanted to draw something as a thank you for all the kind words and comments that had been received on the other picture!

I honestly wasn’t expecting it to be received so well! And for Thomas to see it too- Ahhh ;;
Also, sorry for not having replied a lot, still really shy/ easily anxious but seriously, reading all of the reactions/comments had really made my week. Thank you all greatly and hope you enjoy! <: <3

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Likes/Reblogs are perfectly Okay!

Edit: Sorry if this uploads more than once, Tumblr keeps giving me a hard time ;;

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@fluffy-nogger asked: Hoya or Lee Howon

Unnecessary explanation of my reasoning
Before I knew Howon, the only idea I had of him was “this handsome, manly guy from Infinite”. As I started following him more, I sensed his reserved personality in most times, even tho he often loves making lame jokes and tries to be loud, and I think that side of him pulled me more towards him. 
I also love how he is awkward with the people he newly met becuz that’s also how I am and it makes me realize how hard it must’ve been for him in this industry with a personality like that and seeing how far he has come makes me respect him more. I also find it extremely cute ^u^
Last but not least, in a world that women are the ones who are taken responsible for the sexual matters either regarding themselves or even men, I think he shows an extraordinary type of “manliness” and takes the responsibility of his own chastity! It makes me so happy that he thinks like that not only becuz I’m on the same page with him but also becuz it shows his strong determination! And don’t you think the fact that he canalizes this into making something creative (and perverted) is just so damn cool? :D

anonymous asked:

I guess when people ask about the difference between Swapfell and Fellswap, theyre asking on how the ywo AUs are different from each other, besides the obvious with the different clothes and character designs. It's just that both AU's, even if they look different, share the same pupose? People want to know how the two AU's really diverse each other. I'm sorry if I sound ride with this ask, for it is not my intention. I just wanted to explain more on what people are trily asking. Again I'm sorry.

I fully understand your opinion and completely want to share more of that…but it just…its hard to let people read a long and tedious article,im also preparing to draw something for that.


but also maybe this one could help a little,i made this as a joke personality long times ago

Watch Repair Girl. Again.

I had two customers recently(one technically wasn’t even a customer) that honestly deserved to get smacked. Hard.

I was alone at the time when this lady came up. Conversation went a little something like this:

Customer: Hello! I need a band, please
Me: Sure -takes watch to measure the casing-
Customer: ..Um, how about you show me what you have before you start taking the band off and screwing it up?
Me: -trying to hold back a string of curse words that would detail my 8 fucking years of experience- Um, yeah. I’m trying to measure it. You know, so I can show you what we have in the correct size you need. Important step
Customer: -visibly turning red- …Oh. Uh. Right, of course
Me: Yeah -slams book down a little too hard-

And then I tell her the price. $26.95
Customer: Oh, wow. I don’t think it was that much last time
Me: Our bands recently went up, so that’s very likely. Sorry
Customer: -whips a receipt out of fucking no where like some kind of birthday party magician- I ONLY PAID 13.45 LAST TIME!!
Me: ….That’s for a battery
Customer: It is not!! -reads the receipt- It’s for a-……a…….um.
Me: Battery
Customer: …………What was the total?
Me: $28.84

After that she attempted to laugh it off like she hadn’t been a psycho and when I did not laugh she had enough sense to say thank you and be off. I’m damn sure we will never see her again.

And then the second guy…

Imma set the scene for you. There I am, sitting in the food court with a Lunchable™ and a cup of juice like a fourth grader and I see a dude approaching me. Hesitantly, I pull out my headphone.
Dude: Excuse me?
Me: yea?
Dude: What size battery does my hearing aid take?
Me: Um. I don’t know, dude
Dude: Well, can you look?
Me: No -points at my lunch-
Dude: Rude! …Also, I need my gps calibrated
Me: Um, that’s nice
Dude: Are you going to do it?
Me: No -again, points to my lunch-
Dude: Why not?!
Me: I’m in the food court, not on the clock and we don’t even do that. You need a computer
Dude: Don’t you have a computer down there?!
Me: No
Dude: This is ridiculous! -storms off-
All while my fingers are all cheesy from my Lunchable™. GFY, dude

These are the days I wish I didn’t have to leave my house

2

Somebody said Pirate Au and i’m weak??? @shima-draws bless that anon tbh

also crappy little ‘comic’ thing or w/e under the cut rlly doodly rlly hard 2 read sorry

Looking At You (Post CACW Winteriron)(Part One)

Welcome to the story! I am honestly so excited to share this one with you. Winteriron is my FAVORITE, and even though this story will be sad and hard to read in some spots, I hope you all love it like I do.

Check out additional Chapters HERE

I tagged everyone who liked/reblogged the post yesterday, but if you would like to be taken off the list please just let me know. If you would like to be tagged in updates, just like or reblog for me!

Enjoy :)
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Prologue
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“Hey, Tony can I–”

“Jesus.” The plate Tony was holding shattered across the kitchen floor when it slipped through his fingers. “Jesus, Steve sorry about that. Sorry.”

“I didn’t mean to startle you.” Steve said with a frown, and Tony just shook his head.

“It’s fine. Just lost a little in my head is all.” He bent down to start cleaning up the mess.

“Let me hel–”

“I got it.” Tony waved him away. “What can I do for you, Captain?”

“Well, I was thinking maybe you could take a look at Bucky’s arm? It’s been freezing up or not flexing or something and it’s hurting him quite a bit. I told him you’d be happy to help him with it.”

Happy to help–” Tony cleared his throat. “That’s fine. But I’m busy, so send him to Banner. He’s got access to everything in the lab anyway.”

“I was hoping you would–”

“I’m busy, Steve.” Tony wiped his hands on his pants and raised his eyebrows. “Banner is smarter than me anyway, he will find a fix faster than I can. Sorry, I just can’t right now. Sorry.”

“Uh, okay. I’ll just take him to Banner then.” Steve sent him an odd look, but turned and left anyway, and Tony sank down into a chair, sitting on his hands so it wasn’t quite as obvious they were shaking.
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“Sorry, Clint, uh, you guys, I didn’t realize you were in here.” Tony did an abrupt about face and headed right back out of the room, and Clint raised his eyebrows.

“Tony. It’s not a problem.”

“I don’t want to intrude.” Tony held up his hands peacefully and Natasha narrowed her eyes at him.

“Since when do you care if you are intruding, just come in and sit down. It’s called a common area, Stark.”

“Lay off.” Sam sent her a sharp glance. “You don’t have to say everything like it’s an insult.”

“Excuse me?” Natasha’s voice rose the slightest bit and Tony coughed loudly.

“Hey, it’s all fine. Let’s not fight okay? No worries, no harm no foul. I know she doesn’t mean anything by it, it’s fine. All I needed was my tablet, it’s just there on the end table, I’ll just grab it.”

“Here, Tony.” Sam tossed it to him and Tony caught it, but just barely, bringing it down to his side before anyone noticed the slip.

“Ok. Ok thanks guys. See ya. Sorry again.” He turned and left, trying to slow his breathing down a little.

He hated when they fought.

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Written Secrets

Originally posted by closer-to-the-edge-of-glory

A/N: Hi, my birthday is the 1st and that is very close and I’m excited. thank you. 

Summary: Bucky had naughty dreams about reader and he writes them down. Big mistake Buckaroo. Totally inspired by @bucky-sempai ‘s anon ask. 

Bucky had his secrets, quite a few of them actually. And that was common knowledge to anyone who knew him. What they didn’t know was when Steve brought him and his little journals to the compound, the things he wrote to the journal changed drastically. For Bucky’s defence, he did have different journals for different things he had remembered; he had a journal for memories he had stumbled upon and a journals for the dreams he had. After living in the compound a for a long time and developing a good friendship with Agent Y/N, Bucky found himself writing down his fantasies about her. It was like his safe place, a safe place he could write down inappropriate things in peace.

Keep reading

Private Dancer NSFW +18

Private Dancer

Summary: After a long hard mission it’s always nice to come home to a little teasing and maybe something more.

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Characters: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Reader, Marie Hill

Setting: Future

Rating: M for mature audience no one under 18 please. NSFW

Warnings: smut (wrap it if ya gonna tap it people), NSFW, PWP, daddy kink, slight Dom!Steve, language, mentions of being hurt,

Word count: 5,202

Notes: Written for @emilyevanston #kate’s cards against humanity challenge, I chose Making a pouty face. Also this is the first time I’m writing Steve smut so I’m very sorry if it’s utter crap. Happy reading.

Tag list:

Forever: @winters-buck @angryschnauzer @marvel-lucy @feelmyroarrrr @aquabrie@thetalesofmooseandsquirrel @supernaturallymarvellous @fandommaniacx

Marvel: @sebbytrash @ek823 @creideamhgradochas @marvelfanfichq @melconnor2007

 

“Any word on when Steve’s coming home?” You asked for what felt like to Maria the thousandth time but really just the tenth.

Rolling her eyes she knew you’re worried that Steve missed his last check in. Not that it meant anything but it could’ve and nothing good either.

“No Y/N there’s not,” sighing while raking a hand through her shoulder length brown hair. “I know your anxious for news but pacing my office isn’t going to help much but wear a hole in the carpet.”

Keep reading

have some fic recs!

these are mostly s1-3 but i’m starting to add s4-6! i have them divided by season & arcs. and these are mostly finished fics with a very rare few exceptions (bc i have a hard time keeping up with wips in sorry!) i’ll be posting again when i have some more to add :) *these are in no particular order just as i happen to read them*

and always please leave a nice comment/review!!

@littlereddove bc i told you i’d give you older fics ! so here’s a mix.

AUs
“somewhere someone must know the ending” by maleficently
https://archiveofourown.org/works/521505

“a pirate’s heart” by alcandre
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9623025/1/

“second chances” by jokerssmiles
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4216470/chapters/9531846

“those final two minutes” by amoopoint
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12531028/1/

“a million tiny little things” by foxbones
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7443364/chapters/16910797?view_adult=true

INDISTINCT TIME (s1-2)
“love her like she’s leaving” by absedarian
http://archiveofourown.org/works/747273

“memory” by rae325
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8868992/1/Memory

“possession” by sapphire smoke
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9256672/1/Possession

“come hungry” by chilly_flame
https://archiveofourown.org/works/668033

“all my care and woe” series by writetherest
https://archiveofourown.org/series/53663

“queens die proudly” by fictorium
http://archiveofourown.org/works/495795/chapters/867978

“through heaven’s eyes” by standbackufools
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8515418/1/

“revenge of the three little pigs” by mskezzles
http://archiveofourown.org/works/862051/chapters/1652372

SEASON 1
“land and the sea” series by adventurepants
https://archiveofourown.org/series/15898

“small world” by livelovelikeme
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2296289

“what good people do” by aurorstorm
https://archiveofourown.org/works/429164#main

“a trail of destruction” by starsthatburn
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9254493/1/A-Trail-Of-Destruction

“lucid” by alittlepinkvial
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9163924/1/

“you run for cover (i’ll take the bullet)” by writetherest
https://archiveofourown.org/works/923107

“the clock stopped ticking” by random dice
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8083628/1/The-Clock-Stopped-Ticking

“bitter” by aurorstorm
http://archiveofourown.org/works/429148/chapters/724188#main

“through a rose coloured camera lens” by aurorstorm
http://archiveofourown.org/works/485179/chapters/844845

“phases of the moon” by wily_one24
http://archiveofourown.org/series/140532

“the staircase” by red charcoal
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8602172/1/The-Staircase

“this great distance” by chilly-flame
http://archiveofourown.org/works/668021/chapters/1220209

“the worlds you never see” by writetherest
http://archiveofourown.org/works/619083/chapters/1116989

“this happens to all heroes” by fangirlinit
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1245949/chapters/2561230

“underland” by jellyheart84
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9177293/1/

“of love and loathing” by sapphire smoke
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8950508/1/Of-Love-and-Loathing


POST SEASON 1
“monday” by echo_au
https://archiveofourown.org/works/651362?view_adult=true#main

“some hope after all” by hunnyfresh
http://archiveofourown.org/works/645637/chapters/1172731

“burn the witch” by jane_bond
http://archiveofourown.org/works/696697/chapters/1282047

“let’s talk about sex” by jane_bond
http://archiveofourown.org/works/699317/chapters/1287948

“battle towards surrender” by fictorium
http://archiveofourown.org/works/433898/chapters/736129

“halfway through the wood” by fictorium
http://archiveofourown.org/works/456306#main

“educating emma” by bond.jane
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8596228/1/Educating-Emma

“a queen without power” by aficionado
http://archiveofourown.org/works/539142/chapters/957555

“reset” by skinnyprocrastinator
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3072524/chapters/6667847

“the debt” by scribes and scrolls
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8126674/1/The-Debt

“a ledger squared in blood” by scribes and scrolls
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8294827/1/A-Ledger-Squared-In-Blood

“your move” by lzclotho
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8195340/1/Your-Move

SEASON 2
“a touch of magic” by lzclotho
https://archiveofourown.org/works/524203

“punctured soul” by skinnyprocrastinator
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3237476/chapters/7052129

“the rescue blues” by icicleair
https://archiveofourown.org/works/401901

“savior’s shield” by aurorstorm
https://archiveofourown.org/works/429180

“thicker than oceans” by adventurepants
https://archiveofourown.org/works/458275

“soothing the distressed soul” by skinnyprocrastinator
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2746352/chapters/6156341

“the stars that fade” by chelseadaggz
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9795166/1/The-Stars-That-Fade#end

“safe in the arms of love” by jd4941
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11122274/1/

“saving mom” by skinnyprocrastinator
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2577158/chapters/5734850

“polygraph calibration for beginners” by absedarian (bering & wells)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/676165/chapters/1237989

“a fine line” by hunnyfresh
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9095819/1/A-Fine-Line

“flu love’s kiss” by sea-ess-eye
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9008544/1/Flu-Love-s-Kiss

“curse you and your dinner” by highheelsandchocolate
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8814244/1/Curse-You-and-Your-Dinner

“a glamour of truth” by sea-ess-eye
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8892899/1/

“my enemy’s enemy” by egoperceptum
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9212841/1/

“a dark ocean” by chilly_flame
http://archiveofourown.org/works/805227/chapters/1518809

“there will come a time, you’ll see, when love won’t break your heart” by inkinthepot
http://archiveofourown.org/works/523173/chapters/925496

“a broken heart the world forgot” by writetherest
https://archiveofourown.org/works/938112?view_adult=true

“the line” by chilly_flame
http://archiveofourown.org/works/668074/chapters/1220340

“a midnight dreary” by egoperceptum
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9224737/1/

“tattoo removal for dummies” by rebelbyrdie
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9363940/1/Tattoo-Removal-For-Dummies#end

“fade away with me” by selizabetha01
https://archiveofourown.org/works/664688

“a journey, in three acts” by coalitiongirl
https://archiveofourown.org/works/661856?view_adult=true

“you do not have to walk on your knees” by dollsome
http://archiveofourown.org/works/632136/chapters/1143528#main

“beautiful” sgtmac
https://archiveofourown.org/works/660699

“family matters” by hunnyfresh
http://archiveofourown.org/works/641786/chapters/1163927

“sounds like something breaking” by strangesmallbard
https://archiveofourown.org/works/718785

“burn” by sgtmac
https://archiveofourown.org/works/655169

“broken” by rae325
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8884957/1/Broken

“the monomythical adventures of regina mills and emma swan” series by maggiemerc
https://archiveofourown.org/series/37851

“death is just so full (and man so small)” by alinaandalion
https://archiveofourown.org/works/809813?view_adult=true

“our hearts will make a fire” by bayloriffic
http://archiveofourown.org/works/758616/chapters/1418668

“fretting over the fate of dinosaurs” by harper_m
http://archiveofourown.org/works/947050/chapters/1849609

“the one with emma’s wedding” by aurorstorm
https://archiveofourown.org/works/940806

“the queen and her lady” by starvinglunatic
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2145348/chapters/4687146

“whatever this is” by afictionado
http://archiveofourown.org/works/918010/chapters/1781942

“for henry” by adm_hawthorne
http://archiveofourown.org/works/736465/chapters/1369811

“our choices seal our fight” series by alinaandalion
https://archiveofourown.org/series/48723

“static” by hunnyfresh
http://archiveofourown.org/works/784526/chapters/1479337#main

“when the time is right” by deemn
https://archiveofourown.org/series/38834

“liar liar” by barbieshoes
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9151280/1/Liar-Liar

“defenestration” be velace
https://archiveofourown.org/works/986002

“what i did for love” by korderoo
https://archiveofourown.org/works/988961#main

“nothing comes from nothing” by parakitty
http://archiveofourown.org/works/890453/chapters/1717803

“if the blazer fits” by flyyoufools
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1054211/chapters/2110535

“the hard way home” by adventurepants
https://archiveofourown.org/works/441242

“addict fic” by fictorium
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8998615/1/

“the cellar” by lovingonce
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9625417/1/

“everyone loves regina” by writetherest
http://archiveofourown.org/works/933380

“all these small steps you take” by negativeblue
http://archiveofourown.org/works/832700

END OF SEASON 2
“mend these broken pieces” by highheelsandchocolate
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9356875/1/Mend-These-Broken-Pieces

“a safe place” by rebelbyrdie
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9283245/1/A-Safe-Place

“on the mend” by coalitiongirl
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9278240/1/On-the-Mend

“you don’t need anything else” by rae325
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9273773/1/You-Don-t-Need-Anything-Else

“pretend” by sgtmac
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9215695/1/Pretend

“when the time is right” by negativeblue
https://archiveofourown.org/works/798638#main

“take this sinking boat and point it home” by mariathepenguin
http://archiveofourown.org/works/860705/chapters/1649266

“daylight” by queercapwriting
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9272115/1/

“calendar” by skinnyprocrastinator
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3321863/chapters/7259702

NEVERLAND
“by the light of the moon” by bayloriffic
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1000303?view_adult=true

“fall” by sgtmac
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9325020/1/

“poppies” by SpookshowBabyx
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10164255/1/

“i am violence” series by darkersky
http://archiveofourown.org/series/47296

“we’ll make our home on the water” by bayloriffic
http://archiveofourown.org/works/812066/chapters/1533780

“two sides of the heart” by velace
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1380376/chapters/2889358

“devil’s spawn” by starvinglunatic
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7831450/chapters/17877538

“send it farther on” by nextgreatadventure
http://archiveofourown.org/works/894733/chapters/1727683#main

“never say neverland” by lzclotho
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9818095/1/

POST NEVERLAND/NYC/WICKED WITCH
“hide and seek” by absedarian
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1117740/chapters/7032956?utf8=✓&selected_id=2251464&commit=Go

“a kind of painful progress” by writetherest
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1495930/chapters/3158752

“in the dark” by intensedreams
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3259727/chapters/7108268

“you left me with nothing (but i’ve worked with less)” by fictorium
http://archiveofourown.org/works/991281

“gravity” by negativeblue
http://archiveofourown.org/works/833874/chapters/1587114

“do dream people like apples?” by skywideopen3
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5019568/chapters/11535583

“new york serenade” by lzclotho
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1095670/chapters/2205092

“incomplete” by negativeblue
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1087599

“mine” by ellemae
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1549499/chapters/3282614

“the wicked games” by black_knight
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1066842?view_adult=true#main

“keep me without chains” by swansaloft
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4681223/chapters/10685252

“the demons from our past” by bythedawn
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1051047/chapters/2102813

“chase” by fangirlinit
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7160954

“many miles to avalon” by wistfulwatcher
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1485289/chapters/3134542

“who needs shelter” by deemn
http://archiveofourown.org/works/893281/chapters/1724320

“who needs angels anyway” by snarkingturtle
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2670071#main

“that drunk night (i hardly remember)” by corikane
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10004568/1/

“coming home” by bythedawn
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1129613?view_adult=true#main

“it begins with trust” by paradoxalpoised
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5523098/chapters/12749657

“try to hold my tongue but it’s useless” by calaenos
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1779049#main

“when all your memories fade away” by imaginethat57
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11401842/1/

“peace of the heart” by sangarinos
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4092106

“villains don’t get happy endings” by lizardmm
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2755391/chapters/6177194

POST SEASON 3
“in the velvet darkness” by devje
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1663199/chapters/3529082

“i met cupid (and he eats people)” by coalitiongirl
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4670879/chapters/10659329

“maybe this time” by strangesmallbard
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1713635#main

“a pale imitation” by nycz
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10734722/1/

SEASON 4
“always known” by deceptivelycomplex3925
https://archiveofourown.org/works/3873670#main

DARK SWAN
“of imps and queens” series by looselybound
https://archiveofourown.org/series/374273

POST DARK SWAN
“sex, love and other contractual obligations” by ames78
http://archiveofourown.org/series/384337

“wherever you go, we follow” by misscanteloupe
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4713923#main

“this is not the time miss swan” by skye_la
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5985634/chapters/13754875

“like we are fools” by bringyouhometoo
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6311569?view_adult=true#main

“operation: intervention” by madamemayorrm
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6491503

POST UNDERWORLD
“forget me not” by sqwriter
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12216512/1/

SPLIT QUEEN
“mirror tricks” by starsthatburn
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8334127/chapters/19090537

“imagine me and you (and you) by queenssaviour)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7779961?view_adult=true

POST SPLIT QUEEN/SEASON 6
as imperfect as love is, we could coexist by wordsasweapons
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8631043#main

“until the end of time” by coalitiongirl
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10428180#main

“the problem(s) with dating emma swan” by andawaywego
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10643664?view_adult=true

“amor fati” by coalitiongirl
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10501134